XLIV. The Underworld
The bull ghost and the ninja turtle fought in the underworld, and for a while it was dark, flying sand and stones, and the two of them fought in the underworld for 300 rounds without winning or losing? Niu Gensheng crossed into the underworld in a dream, and saw that the white impermanence and the black impermanence were whispering, and the bull ghost flew three punches and two feet to knock down the two little ghosts, and the head of the bull and the horse quickly ran away and shouted: "The king?
The bull ghost threw his head at the corner of the house and yelled: "Call King Yama quickly, there is a great writer in the world who wrote "Fatigue of Life and Death", which talks about six reincarnations, but I only have three reincarnations, and I brought Niu Gen in my previous life to confront him? Why did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles obstruct it in every way? I wanted to ask for clarification, but he said that the secret of heaven should not be revealed?, this is the underworld, not heaven?"
King Yama woke up in the middle of the night and said: "He Fang Shen is making a loud noise in this ghost place in the underworld of the underworld, I thought that the Monkey King returned to ask for sin, it turned out to be a cow ghost, you are the reincarnation of Sanben so there are only three lives, Niu Gensheng belongs to the ox zodiac, and Hou Yi also belongs to the cow, but he is a heavenly cow?
Niu Gensheng stepped forward and said: "The king doesn't know, Hou Yi shot nine suns, and later became the emperor, although he and Chang'e Mingyue sent lovesickness for thousands of miles, and a water across the world? In later generations, the cow ghost was the worst, and he entered the eighteenth layer of hell purgatory? After all the hardships, only the snake god stayed with him, and even the ghosts were all made at the end of an official and a half-job? I didn't have a good time in the world, and I was in high debt in middle age, and I was scolded by my father every day.
The king of Yama said: "Wealth is in the sky, life and death are determined by fate? In the underworld, there has long been a providence arranged by the gods? Just as the so-called one life, two fortunes, and three feng shui, there is a great writer Lingnan ghost talent, whose literary brilliance is comparable to Mo Yan's? Talent is not comparable to Jia Pingwa's? Wisdom is no different from Jiang Ziya? But luck is not as good as one-tenth of Guo Jingming's? This is fate! Cao Xueqin used her family to eat porridge and wine before her death, and she was often poor to the point of credit? But after her death, she was admired by 10,000 people? Wasn't Li He smart? People called him a ghost talent? Cao Zhicai was eight buckets tall? But he was depressed all his life, but he had a crush on his sister-in-law, Mrs. Mi, who staged the swan song of Luo Shen for the ages, and Cao Pi, a sinister and cunning person, was the son of heaven? This is fate? The most miserable Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai turned into butterflies after their deaths?
The cow ghost listened to the admiration and threw himself to the ground, and hurriedly knelt down to repent and prayed. Niu Gensheng sighed when he heard this: "Listening to the words of the ghost is better than reading a book for ten years?
Guanyin and Houyi descended from the sky, Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Niu Gensheng you are kind by nature, but guard against arrogance and rashness, read more Jia Pingwa's book "Impetuous", read more "Fengshen Bang" will be of great benefit to you, the great writer White Dog Swing Frame can also be written into literature, Lingnan ghost talent moonlight can be drunk? Write a good prose "Drunk Wen a Pot of Moonlight Wine", and have the ambition to take the moon spaceship to break the sky? This is morality and cultivation?"
"Therefore, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds and strain their muscles and bones...... In a word, genius is only in diligence, and success depends on chance and luck and hard work?"
The cow ghost also said goodbye to Niu Gensheng when he came out of the underworld: "I go to the ghost to break through, maybe to achieve infinite dreams, everything is possible?" I am just your soul, Hou Yi Fang is your original god, the body is you, you are in the yang world, pay attention to the body, healthy life should be put first, money is external things, fame and fortune are flashy and virtual things, cherish life, live in the moment, enjoy the present is more important than anything else?"
Long Chunfeng woke up Niu Gensheng, who was crying in his dream, with a scoop of water, and said that in broad daylight, what are you crying when you hide under the covers, and outsiders still think that I am abusing my husband? Niu Gensheng burst into tears and laughed, saying that I saw Hou Yi and the cow ghosts in the past life and the next life in my dream just now? Long Chunfeng said angrily: "I sleepwalked in the Taixu Palace with the Jade Emperor in my dream last night? I talked nonsense? I was deified, and I was not serious? You don't do your job, and you drink the northwest wind with you? People Niu Dayan bought a house in the city and bought a Maxima car to travel? Are you backward and old-fashioned?"
Niu Gensheng was sobered up by his wife, his ideals are very full, but the reality is very cruel, don't think about beautiful dreams, wake up and still be in bed? People still live in dreams a little better, life is full of hope, and the way forward is for me? The first famous song of "Who Accompanies Me" sounded in my ears? Exactly: Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic?