(Cat flutter Chinese)

"What's going on?" The next moment, Li Xun's voice returned to normal, he glanced at Guo Fu and the driver who were kneeling on the ground, looked at me again, withdrew his hand suddenly, and rubbed his clothes in disgust.

I wish he had withdrawn his hand, but I was even more curious, he looked like this, it was impossible for the Li family not to know, since this was the case, how could they send him out?

Or is everything normal when Li Xun is at home, and he only shows something strange when he comes out?

"Humph!" Before I could think clearly, Li Xun gritted his teeth, glanced at me coldly, didn't say a word, turned around and left.

As soon as he was gone, I sat on the bed and let out a sigh of relief. For Li Xun's changes, I found a pattern, every time he has bad intentions and wants to frame me, or when he finds that others want to harm me, he will be feminine.

As for why it became like this, I don't know, the only thing that is certain is that Li Xun was not ghosted.

"Woo!" Guo Fu and the driver let out a wail from their throats, and I came back to my senses. I asked, stepping forward, getting the egg out of their mouths, and untying the rope again

"How did you do that?"

"It's all that pervert!" Guo Fu gritted his teeth and scolded. After scolding, he thought of something again, a look of fear flashed in his eyes, he looked up at the door, and after finding that everything was normal, he suddenly collapsed on the ground, panting for breath.

The driver was not much better, leaning against the wall, panting and gritting his teeth, these two people were tortured enough by Li Xun.

The driver is better, Guo Fu's shiny bald head is now full of slap prints, red and swollen, and he looks very happy.

After resting for a while, the two eased up a little, silently picked up the clothes on the ground, and dressed neatly.

"Hey, can you tell me how you two got to be like this?" I looked at the two of them looking like little daughters-in-law who had been ravaged and wanted to laugh, and asked teasingly.

"You ......" Guo Fu obviously wanted to say a cruel word, maybe he thought of some picture that life was worse than death, but he held back again, didn't say a word, turned around and left.

The driver trotted out and didn't even dare to let out a fart.

"Really!" I shook my head, not knowing what to say for a while! After a brief tidying up, I turned off the light and went to sleep.

"Xie Yin?"

"Xie Yin?" As soon as I fell asleep, a call sounded in my ears. I rolled over and muttered

"Gray Sun, get rid of the guys outside!" After saying that, I put on the quilt and went back to sleep.

"Xie Yin?" I was about to fall asleep in a daze when the call sounded again.

"Still not letting people sleep?" I'm in a hurry, is this kind of indiscriminate use on me, is it really treating me as a soft persimmon?

Don't think about it, I also know that Guo Fu must have done it! Tonight he was ravaged like that, his head was swollen by someone, it was strange that he could swallow this breath!

With his wealth, it is normal to spend money to hire a few wild immortals in the supernumerary incense hall.

"Gray Sun?" The moment I turned my head to look at the window, I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Gray Sun would be right outside the window, tied up with five flowers, and his limbs spread out like a meatloaf against the window.

I looked closely, not on the limbs, but on the five, and the size of a melon seed was also attached to the window.

"Threaten me?" I'm angry and laughing now, are all the wild fairies in these years funny?

"Squeak!" A claw appeared on the window, slicing through it little by little, causing a screeching sound.

Sharp nails circled Gray Sun, pausing for a moment near its fifth limb before slicing through it, leaving a rat in the shape of a mouse on the window.

Gray Sun's eyes widened, and he shook his head incessantly, looking at me pleadingly.

"Cowardice!" I said angrily, got up and went to the window, opened the window, and a cold air poured in, I shivered, and said

"Don't engage in that useless set, talk to each other face-to-face!" With that, I took a few steps back and stared at the window with my arms crossed.

A pair of yellow paws picked up the gray sun and walked in through the window with it.

"The Huang family?" I looked at the guy who came in and looked like a man at seven points and a beast at three points and asked.

"Huh!" She let out a shrill laugh, shook the meatloaf-like gray sun in her hand, and then threw it on the bed, and said

"With such a waste immortal, you don't look good?"

"Tell me, who sent you, what do you want you to do?" I asked directly.

"Look......" she opened her mouth, and as soon as she spat out two words, I made a stop gesture and said

"If you dare to make me mouth seal, I will say that you are like a king and eight calves!"

"You?" She shuddered with anger, but didn't speak, just looked at me with a strange look.

"Isn't your brain bad?" I asked curiously. The immortals I have encountered recently have problems, and they seal their mouths at every turn, don't they know what the consequences will be if they fail to seal them?

There are no fools in this world, especially the immortal family with successful cultivation, there is a good saying, the older you are, the more afraid of death, and the same is true for the immortal family.

They are well aware of the consequences of the failure of the mouth seal, so the one who came here today is really a little ignorant.

In the face of an acquaintance like me, it is completely abnormal to dare to seal his mouth.

"If you want its life, give me a mouth seal immediately!" She stared at me for a while, and reached out her paw to point at the gray grandson on the bed.

"Coming back?" I looked at the immortal family in front of me with a looking gaze, and it was a slap in the face. A fluffy touch came, and a yellow skin that was on the feet and sneaked up was fanned aside by me.

The mouth seal is fake, and the sneak attack is real.

"Up!" Seeing that the sneak attack failed, the person facing me spat out a word in a sharp voice, and the head that was slightly like a human changed slightly, turning into a bloody human face.

At the same time, there were several wisps of breaking wind behind him.

"Get out!" I didn't even think about it, I sank my waist, bowed down, mobilized all my strength, and bumped into the yellow skin.

With a bang, the yellow skin coming from the front was knocked away by me, and the bloody human face scattered with a pop, turning into a hideous beast face.

"it!" My face changed, and it wasn't just the grimace that popped away, but it also emitted a stinking smell.

My brain was confused, my consciousness was a little confused, how could I forget, the yellow skin still has a means of pressing the bottom of the box, that is, fart!

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!" Before I could react, there were a few muffled noises behind me, and the yellow-green gas instantly diffused, filling the small room.

Holding my breath, I staggered to the window, reaching for it open. A sharp claw rested on the back of my hand and pulled it down, pulling out a few bloody streaks, and I twitched in pain, but my hand didn't let go.

I knew that if I let go of my hand, I would be finished. How long can I hold my breath, if I really can't open the window, I'm afraid I'll be smoked out, and then the joke will be big, and I'm afraid I will become the first debut in history to be smoked to death by a yellow fart.

I gritted my teeth, endured the pain, pulled up, opened the window, and a cold wind poured in, I let out a breath, without thinking about it, shook my body, and at the same time bit the tip of my tongue, turned around and spewed out a mouthful of blood mist, and shouted

"Edict!" With this blood mist, several acupuncture points in the body surged at the same time, and the fingers were empty in the air, and a five thunder talisman was formed!

The palm of the hand pushed forward, flung forward, and slammed into the four yellow skins.

"Squeak!" The yellow skin in the lead screamed, and without thinking about it, turned around and ran. The next moment, a flash of lightning erupted violently, enveloping the four yellow skins in it.

"Squeak!" In a terrible cry, the electric light dissipated, and four charred yellow skins twitched on the ground.

My feet went limp, and I fell to the ground, gasping for air. It's not that I'm tired and collapsed, but that my head is deprived of oxygen.

The biggest hurt of the four yellow skins to me was those four loud farts, which were so stinky. I really didn't expect that after a few months, the second five thunder talisman drawn by the volley was forced out by four farts.

If this thing gets out, people will laugh out of their big teeth.

"Hall Master, help me!" At this moment, the gray sun on the side wailed.

"Say, how did you get caught!" I snorted, got up from the ground, and asked in a deep voice. As far as I know, although Gray Sun is very wasted, it hasn't reached this level, has he?

Cat flutter Chinese