Seeing Tian Tian's flustered appearance, Long Zeting finally couldn't keep a straight face, and laughed out loud: "Okay, don't bother you, take a shower and go to bed early!" ”

Tian Tian couldn't be happier with this arrangement, but after seeing something that she was still very excited about, she asked in a slightly embarrassed whisper, "How is Xiao Xiaoze?" Will it hurt? ”

Looking at his wife's embarrassed and frightened expression, Long Zeting helplessly reached out and rubbed her nose: "So, I have time to exercise more in the future, so as not to always let Xiao Xiaoze get hurt!" ”

"How can people have ......" is really unconfident, although Tian Tian's body is good among girls, but for Long Zeting's words, it is really not enough to see, naturally in the matter of the bed, Long Zeting can't be too happy: "I'm a normal person, I can't compare with your 3Y chromosome man!" ”

Smiling and wrapping a bath towel around Tian Tian, Long Zeting asked softly in her ear: "Don't you usually say that I am a prehistoric animal?" ”

Teased again! Tian Tian pinched Long Zeting's waist and eyes hatefully, and then ran out of the bathroom with the bath towel on her body, and stayed here, maybe a prehistoric animal would eat her, so she was not so stupid.

Seeing that Xiao Nizi escaped, Long Zeting smiled and dried his body with a bath towel, put on a bathrobe and returned to the bathroom, at this time Tian Tian had shrunk in the quilt, if it was winter, it was normal, but now it was summer, Chongqing was called a stove but it was called to play, forty degrees of the day, it would not be much cooler at night, even if the air conditioning of the hotel was on, it would be unbearable to cover the quilt like this.

Reaching out to pull the quilt on Tian Tian's body, Long Zeting lay on top of her, pulled her into his arms, and slept on his arm: "If you don't make trouble, you won't make trouble, why are you so nervous?" ”

"Based on someone's criminal record, such a guarantee is very unconvincing." Tian Tian's whispered muttering did not escape Long Zeting's ears, he smiled and rested his chin on the top of Tian Tian's head: "Okay, sleep!" If you don't make trouble, you won't make trouble! ”

Seeing that Long Zeting was really quiet, Tian Tian relaxed, and she obediently closed her eyes: "Aze......"

"Huh?"

"When we go back, shall I go to the army to exercise for a while?"

Hearing Tian Tian's words, Long Zeting was a little surprised, he remembered that the last time he asked Tian Tian if he wanted to be a soldier, Tian Tian refused: "Why?" ”

"What if...... If I had been better, you wouldn't have been so bad! After saying this, Tian Tian was so ashamed that he buried his face tightly in Long Zeting's chest, refusing to show it.

Tian Tian's words made Long Zeting a little moved, and a little funny, this little girl, do you really think that the training of the sword is something that ordinary people can bear: "If you want to exercise, I'll find you a fitness coach." Barracks, it's better not to go, stay in the little milk cat to train into a female tyrannosaurus, I'm going to be sad. ”

"Phew, I don't want to be a female tyrannosaurus, it's ugly! Do you think that I can still see people with my face and Schwarzenegger's body? Tian Tian's words immediately made Long Zeting's brain make up another character: "Are you telling 100,000 bad jokes?" ”

Tian Tian was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood what Long Zeting was referring to, she was so angry that she opened her mouth and bit Long Zeting's chest hard, this time, she really showed no mercy, and bit Long Zeting gasped: "Little Nizi, let go!" ”

Tian Tian not only did not let go, but reached out and pinched Long Zeting's waist, and actually thought of her as Nezha in 100,000 cold jokes, it was strange that she was not angry.

Knowing that he had provoked Xiao Nizi to blow up, Long Zeting had to be a hero: "I'm joking!" How could you be like that? Alright, good, loosen up! If you bite again, you're going to bleed! ”

pinched it again with hatred, and Tian Tian was relieved: "Don't worry, I bitten, if I want to get an injection, I will pay!" ”

Reaching out and pulling Tian Tian's nose, Long Zeting smiled at her angrily: "Today you gave all your money to Tian Li, now you eat me, wear me, and use mine!" Wouldn't it be too much to even bite your financier? ”

"Who told you to bully me? Deserve! Let you go this time, and next time you bully me again, I'll just click you! After speaking, Tian Tian made a scissor-hand posture even more viciously, that look, even Long Zeting felt a chill behind his back, and he grabbed Tian Tian's little hand with his big hand: "Click me, what will you do with your happy life in the future?" Let's fight civilly rather than martial! ”

Tian Tian tried hard to withdraw her hand, but where could she beat Long Zeting's strength, she looked at Long Zeting hatefully: "Let go!" Or I'll bite you again! ”

"You promise not to bite me, I'll let go!" If you let go and get bitten again, you will lose money.

"Whoever has time to take care of you, I'm going to sleep!" Although it was a fierce tone, it was finally reconciled, and Long Zeting let go of Tian Tian's hand: "Okay!" Go to sleep! We'll talk about exercise later! Even if you stay the way you are, it doesn't matter. I said it all, as long as it's you, I like it! "There was no Tian Tian before, didn't life go the same way? It's just that you can't fully enjoy it, and there's no need to exhaust your little Nizi for such a thing.

Knowing that Long Zeting was feeling sorry for himself, Tian Tian was no longer willful, and leaned on Long Zeting's arms: "Sleep, there is Li Weisheng on the road tomorrow, don't want to rest." "That guy is born to be a talker, as long as he is with Tian Tian, no matter whether Tian Tian ignores him or not, he can talk for more than ten hours without stopping, which is comparable to Tang Seng in the Journey to the West.

"Don't worry, if he dares to talk more, Xiaohuzi will clean him up! Make sure he doesn't make any noise on the road! "For them, it's too easy to clean up a person, and the person who can speak will be prone to dry mouth, as long as they add some ingredients to his water, make sure he can sleep all the way, don't talk on the way, don't even eat, don't go to the toilet.

Li Weisheng was sorting out the things he was going to bring tomorrow in the hotel, and suddenly his whole body couldn't help but shiver: "Who is calculating me?" After thinking for a while, he snorted: "As long as you can be with your own wife, even if you take advantage of it, it's worth it." But it's better not to let me know that you're bad for Tian Tian, or I'll let you know what Les Miserables is even if you go to England! ”

Early the next morning, Tian Tian and the others got into Zhao Hu's car, and then took a detour to the hotel to pick up Li Weisheng and began to rush to the destination. It's also because the car is a Humvee, otherwise there are four people in the car, and you have to bring the equipment of the four people camping, and it would have been crowded with other cars.

After tossing for a while, Li Weisheng's drowsiness also woke up, and he looked at the car: "Wow, this car should be newly bought, right?" Is there half a month? ”

"Just half a month." Zhao Hu glanced at Tian Tian from the rearview mirror: "The captain told me that he wanted me to pick a better place, and he wanted to take my sister-in-law to play, I thought that since I got here, I must be going to the sinkhole, the sinkhole of the tourist attraction is not interesting, with the two of us, how can we keep my sister-in-law safe, so I simply chose a sinkhole that no one has been to yet." That place is very remote, and ordinary cars can't get in. As a result, the boss directly sponsored a Humvee, and I modified it again, and it became what it is now. ”

Hearing that Long Zeting directly gave Zhao Hu a car in order to take Tian Tian to spend his honeymoon, Li Weisheng turned his head to look at Long Zeting with a smile: "Well, I have a better impression of you now, there is still a difference between you and those wooden soldiers who don't understand customs!" But I tell you, don't think I'm ...... Uh, in short, be kind to Tiantian in the future, if you dare to treat her badly, I will definitely snatch her back! I swear! ”

"People who are forced to go on a blind date until they are about to run away are not qualified to say this!" Tian Tian, who closed his eyes and recuperated, suddenly said a sentence, which immediately choked Li Weisheng half to death: "Tian Tian, don't bully people like this." ”

"You're the one who bullies! If you are not convinced, you can get out of the car, no one will stop you! ”

Hearing Tian Tian say this, Li Weisheng immediately smiled: "I won't be so stupid, if I get out of the car, not only will I have to go back to deal with those annoying women, but I will also lose the opportunity to stay with Tiantian, I'm not stupid!" ”

"You're not stupid, you've been kicked in the head by a horse, and you've long become an idiot!" Tian Tian's words made Li Weisheng strange for a while: "I haven't been kicked by a horse, Tiantian, are you mistaken?" ”

Seeing Li Weisheng's appearance, Tian Tian took it for granted: "Of course I'm not mistaken." As the saying goes, ruining someone else's relationship will be kicked by a horse! My husband and I were on our honeymoon, and you came to join in the fun, not kicked by a horse, how could you do such a thing? ”

Although he was taught a lesson by Tian Tian, Li Weisheng was not depressed, but said: "I am not the only light bulb here, isn't Zhao Hu also a light bulb?" ”

"Don't talk about me, I'm a tour guide, take them to the ground, in addition to preparing three meals, I have to stay at least one kilometer away from them, and the low-power lights can't shine that far!" Zhao Hu drove the car, and everyone was happy to laugh together: "If you can do this, I don't think my sister-in-law will have any more opinions about your peers this time." ”

I already knew that Zhao Hu was from Long Zeting's side, but I didn't expect him to help so obviously: "Anyway, I'm also one of the gold owners, can't you help me?" Big deal, I'll sponsor you a Hummer in the future? ”

"Thank you, I'm not a local tyrant, I can't drive one and pull one. Now this one is enough for me to use, next time you want me to help, remember to hurry up! Zhao Hu saw Li Weisheng's depressed expression and immediately became happy: "I said Brother Li, there is no grass in life." Sister-in-law, this is a famous flower, you might as well set your sights on other herbs. ”

Li Weisheng turned his back unhappily and sat down: "Tiantian turned out to be a famous flower, why can this Long Zeting snatch my Tiantian away?" Hmph, as long as the kung fu is good, the corner ...... Uh, it's okay, I didn't say anything! Also, Xiaohuzi, you Brother Li and I are authentic gentlemen, if you want to choose, you will also choose fragrant flower beauties, how can you not choose a handsome vanilla guy! ”

"I warn you, if you quarrel again, I'll ask my family Aze to find you a scumbag to match! Let you be crushed all day long, and you will never be able to turn over! ”

"Hey, sweet, ripe, I'm like I'm turning my face! Even if I am paired with a scumbag, young master, I am definitely the one above! How can it be pressed! ”