Chapter 187: Worrying IQ

Guannoise!

"Nangong facial paralysis, what's wrong with you? It's my people, how can you just do it? You pay me for my medical expenses! ”

Lu Xiaoxiao rushed out of the back room, and her crackling was a burst of disgust.

Nangong Jin didn't say a word, he took out a stack of silver tickets from the ring, and he didn't know how much, so he stuffed them into Lu Xiaoxiao's hand indiscriminately.

Lu Xiaoxiao was stunned. In fact, she never thought that Nangong Jin would really give her medical expenses.

"Invite someone in the future, don't invite such a noisy little guy."

Lu Xiaoxiao was embarrassed. In fact, Mingfang is not a noisy person at all, when she is with her, as long as she doesn't speak, she will hardly say a word for a whole day.

After receiving the money, he coughed dryly: "What, what are you doing in my shop again?" After that, he looked at Nangong Jin with colored eyes, and said with a lewd smile: "You won't really be my first customer, right?" Ahem...... It's okay, for the sake of husband and wife, I'll give you a ninety-nine discount. ”

I couldn't see Nangong Jin's face, but I felt that the air around me was instantly cold, and Lu Xiaoxiao knew that this big brother must be angry again.

"Hey, don't be angry. As the saying goes, seven emotions are enough to cause illness, and the reason why your brother can't hold his head up has a lot to do with the fact that you get angry at every turn. You see, when you are angry, the breath in your body will be blocked, and once a master like you is blocked, once the breath is blocked and sinks, where do you say it will sink? ”

"Lu Xiaoxiao!" Nangong Jin ripped off his mask, revealing an expression that was almost cannibalistic.

"Ahem......" At first sight of the dead face, Lu Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she couldn't help coughing twice, and immediately changed the topic: "As the saying goes, brothers must settle accounts, not to mention that I and the prince are only husband and wife in name." Don't look at what I gave you a ninety-nine discount, according to the calculation of one thousand taels of gold, it can already save ten taels of gold. Ten taels of gold is enough for ordinary people for two years! ”

Nangong Jin's eyes jumped with anger, and he roared: "Lu Xiaoxiao, don't tell this king that there are no these." This king asks you, why don't you remove those vulgar paintings on the wall? ”

Lu Xiaoxiao blinked: "Why did I promise to remove the painting outside?" I'm just saying I'm going to change you. ”

"So you painted your purple clothes black, and then added countless pockmarks to the king's face? Lu Xiaoxiao, does this king have an enmity with you? ”

"Uh......" Lu Xiaoxiao scratched her head and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Lord Wang, you also know that the mural is painted with a pen, how can it be so easy to completely change it?" I've erased your features, and I've scribbled things on your face, so no one can tell that the person in the picture is you! ”

Seeing Lu Xiaoxiao's unstable appearance, Nangong Jin panicked in her heart.

"Lu Xiaoxiao, don't treat others as fools if you are stupid! When you opened your business three days ago, everyone saw that the person on the mural was the king, and now you changed the cloak and added a few pockmarks to it, don't people know that it is the king? ”

Looking at Nangong Jin with a cannibalistic look, Lu Xiaoxiao crossed her fingers and asked, "Can you still see it?" Isn't this already the same for everyone? ”

"!" For the first time, Uncle Seven Emperor was so angry with this woman that he uttered such a vulgar sentence.

"Don't be angry! I'm sure you've definitely thought too much about it this time. This kind of Q printmaking style has simple strokes, and what you want is the characteristics. I've eliminated all your characteristics, and it's not you anymore. ”

"This king thinks too much?" Nangong Jin was so depressed that she couldn't do it, so she took Lu Xiaoxiao's hand and walked outside.

Lu Xiaoxiao looked at the mask on the table, and wanted to remind him, but seeing his menacing appearance, he swallowed his saliva and forgot it.

Knowing that this man has a bad temper, in fact, she lets this man many times.

Nangong Jin took Lu Xiaoxiao's hand and came outside, pointed to the painting on the wall and said: "Look at the people on this wall, from hair to eyes to face shape to mouth, as well as this momentum and temperament, which one is not like this king?" If you change it like this, people will only think that this is the Seven Emperor Uncle with pockmarks! ”

After the roar, there was an eerie silence all around. The pedestrians who were originally walking on the street did not move, and looked at the Dangdang pharmacy ambiguously.

Nangong Jin was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that she came out without even wearing a mask because she was angry.

Goodbye I took Lu Xiaoxiao's hand, but Lu Xiaoxiao was dressed up as a son of a beautiful and turbid family at the moment, but he ......

At this moment, not to mention Nangong Jin, even Ling Han, Yilan and Jinghui, who had followed their masters all the way, had an urge to buy a piece of tofu and crash to death.

The main EQ is almost zero, but fortunately, there is still an explosive IQ. But now, this only commendable IQ is also gradually falling to zero under the pressure of the princess's negative EQ that is angry and unworthy of her life, so what can they do if they are swollen?

When the medicine shop was a few hundred meters away, as if it was banned by Nangong Jin, the people who originally came over with vigor and vigor became unable to walk after seeing the Seven Emperor Uncle holding hands with a man in front of the Dangdang medicine shop.

Time stands still in this moment. Lu Xiaoxiao coughed twice in embarrassment and withdrew her hand. whispered in Nangong Jin's ear: "You can't blame me for this matter!" ”

Let's talk about it first and then don't mess up!

Nangong Jin glanced at Lu Xiaoxiao angrily, at this moment, he was really angry and his heart ached. In order to prevent a sudden heart attack and collapse, the extremely depressed Seven Emperor Uncle flew away.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to drop a sentence: "Dead woman, completely change the painting for this king, otherwise you will suffer!" ”

Before Lu Xiaoxiao could speak in a hurry, Tu Tu interjected again.

"Hey...... This IQ is really worrying. Sister, it's not like you're not going back to the palace, why did he come here to tear you up? It was even seen by so many people. I seriously suspect he did it on purpose! He just wants everyone to know that he has a leg with his sister! ”

Looking at the stupid dragon whose IQ is also worrying, Wuyan and Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, in a wordless silence.

Facing the mural on the wall, Lu Xiaoxiao looked left and right, she didn't understand, it was clear that she had removed all the features, where was there still a little bit of resemblance? Where is it necessary to change?

Dead facial paralysis must be a thief's heart!

Someone complained while scribbling on the wall with paints and pens, and there was no trace that even if people were thieves, they were forced to be like this.

Someone didn't know even more, just a moment, that night, the people of Nanzhao City all knew one thing:

10,000 percent of the men in the picture on the wall are the Seven Emperor Uncles whom everyone admires!!

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