All Chapters_Chapter 660: Magical Illusion 2.0

Ye Jia slapped again, and then left Jiao Wudao's body, he looked down at his palm, pouted and said, "My hands are cramping." Boss, his mouth is too owed, I don't beat a wave of panic in my heart. ”

"Why?"

We were curious, but fortunately he knew how to do it and didn't lose consciousness by beating Jiao Wudao.

Xu Rui pulled Jiao Wudao to the interrogation chair.

Ye Jia said depressedly: "This old dog said that I am practicing martial arts at a glance, but I don't have any mental malaise, I must be incompetent in sexual affairs, it is speculated that I was injured when I practiced martial arts before, I definitely can't bear it, I simply question my ability as a man!" ”

"Okay......"

We looked at each other and smiled, we couldn't imagine that the source of the friction between Ye Jia and Jiao Wudao was so funny.

Xu Rui stared at Jiao Wudao on the chair and said, "You deliberately provoked him to find a fight?" Because the interrogation is going to be videotaped, you feel that you can't continue if you are injured? ”

Jiao Wudao, whose face was swollen, smiled extremely deformedly, "That's right." ”

"Boss, I'm sorry." Ye Jia shrugged his shoulders and said he was wrong.

"It doesn't matter." Xu Rui waved his hand, and he said with a smile: "For us, it doesn't matter if there is no video recording of the interrogation, because word of mouth is here, and taking a written record will not be considered a forgery, besides, you are more or less involved in the Seven Crimes Organization, the Ninth Bureau has regulations, and the video can be opened or not depending on the actual situation." ”

Jiao Wudao's eyes were instantly confused, and he looked like he had made a mistake, "Really? ”

"This is the general rule of our ninth game, called Little Blue Book." Xu Rui opened the bag and took out a blue booklet, this thing he had used before, he remembered that it was when he interrogated Feng Qiuhuang's accomplice Lu Qingkang, not only that, but this little blue book is purely a book of pit people, because there are lines smaller than sesame seeds at the bottom of the last page, "The final interpretation of the content of this book belongs to the Ninth Bureau." ”

In other words, everything on the Little Blue Book can take effect, but it doesn't have to work through some ridiculous explanations.

"Ye Zi, it's good that you hit the upper half of his face instead of the lower half, otherwise the teeth will fall out and you will really not be able to interrogate." Xu Rui flipped through the little blue book, stopped on the seventeenth page, and presented the interrogation details in Jiao Wudao's field of vision, and the other party was completely depressed after reading it, wouldn't it be equivalent to taking a beating in vain?

"Wait ten minutes, and you'll be able to understand my tricks." After Xu Rui finished speaking with a smile in his eyes, he turned around and said as he walked out: "Xiao Chen, leaves, little worms, I'll go and prepare and come back." ”

We guarded Jiao Wudao, and at the same time, a trace of anticipation rose in our hearts, guessing what kind of way the boss would interrogate this time. After more than nine minutes and seconds, Xu Rui pushed the door open, and he took a cardboard box.

"Boss, what's in here?" I said curiously.

"The protagonist of this trick interrogation is you, you should still remember that magic sound." Xu Rui's eyebrows moved, he opened the lid of the box, and a headset appeared.

I suddenly said, "Isn't this the electric microphone I used last time?" ”

But I don't think it's that simple, because just take an electric microphone and you can come back in two minutes, so there are other back-ups.

"Yes, it's just right to deal with Jiao Wudao." Xu Rui said mysteriously: "Not only that, but I also asked the technical department to install a sound control software on my mobile phone, this time it is the 2.0 version of the magic sound!" ”

"2.0......" I asked confusedly, "How to upgrade?" ”

"Every time a word is spoken, there is a delayed random accent, sometimes double, sometimes triple or quadruple, and the upper limit is nine." Xu Rui introduced: "Originally, your singing was ugly, but now with random accents, the noise will fully stimulate the other party's brain, and maybe it can even force the obsessive-compulsive disorder to death." Oh yes, because there is an element of random accent added, you can sing each word and each word a little bit when you sing this time, so that the random accent can fully exert the effect. ”

After a short time, we finished the test and the equipment was normal.

Xu Rui plugged the electric microphone into his mobile phone, put the former on the ear of Jiao Wudao, and dialed my phone number with his mobile phone, and he asked me to move a chair to the corner, "Crossover singer, oh no, crossover singer, take out your singing voice to conquer that ignorant mortal!" ”

I rolled my eyes, when did I become a singer?

Not only that, Jiao Wudao was also tied to the heavy interrogation chair with a rope, and he would not get out of the restraint even if he shook it. Xu Rui took the tape and fixed the electric microphone to the side of the other party's ears.

Du Xiaoworm, Ye Jia and Xu Rui stood in front of the window, the first two didn't appreciate the "style" of many magical sounds last time.

I cleared my throat and started singing into my phone, "Get up!" Hungry slaves, arise! People all over the world are suffering......"

The first two words rose high, and Jiao Wudao's frightened body shook coldly.

I continued to sing, "Let youth blow your long hair, let it pull your dreams, and unconsciously this city ......"

"I'm a little bird, how can I ......"

"The wind whispers in my ears......"

"Love and hate are ...... in an instant"

"I don't want to see you drunk in the middle of the night, I don't want other men to see your ......"

……

I sang whatever I wanted, pouring out one sentence after another, and no one knew what it was like to have a magical sound and random accent in Jiao Wudao's ears at this time.

This lasted for half an hour, Jiao Wudao's expression became more and more embarrassed, and his body shook violently to get rid of the electric microphone, but Xu Rui had the foresight to fix the electric microphone to death.

Jiao Wudao roared loudly in his mouth: "Don't sing, my head is about to be washed!" ”

I'm too lazy to bird him, close my eyes and treat this place as a wide grassland, only myself, I can sing if I want, who else can I be?! Gradually, after another forty minutes of singing, Jiao Wudao's mouth began to have vicious abuse, and my ears also sounded the dull collision between the interrogation chair and the ground when it shook, I felt that I was about to succeed, and I worked harder!

Finally, I finished singing the sentence "If the wine is dry", I suddenly found that the interrogation chair stopped shaking, I opened my eyes curiously, and saw that Jiao Wudao's eyes were very large, as if it was difficult to breathe, and immediately began to roll his eyelids upward, spitting white foam in his mouth, and then his neck was crooked, and he fell into a coma......

Xu Rui, Ye Jia, and Du Xiaoworm also discovered the situation and came to Jiao Wudao's side.

Du Xiaoworm put on disposable gloves and checked it, shook his head and smiled: "It's not a big deal, it's just a coma caused by unbearable stimulation and almost collapse." ”

"Brother Xu, I really admire the five-body throwing to the ground, and actually turned the eyelids of the three-headed snake that used to stand at the top of the Huaxia drug industry to sing alive, foamed at the mouth, and then temporarily lost consciousness, the power is comparable to a biological weapon!"

"This is Xiao Chen, he has never let me down, haha~" Xu Rui laughed and hung up the phone, he hugged my shoulder and said: "Wait for fifteen minutes, let Jiao Wudao's brain nerves be soothed, let's wake him up with cold water, and another wave of magic sounds, nine times out of ten!" ”

"Boss, this interrogation method is completely all-encompassing for criminals." Du Xiaoworm said with admiration: "I can be regarded as seeing the demeanor of our A7 master singer today, it is simply a powerful singer, and it is really impossible to change one of the ten tones to ordinary people!" ”

My face was covered with black lines, and I said, "Sister Du...... Please be merciful. ”

"Humph!" Du Xiaoworm proposed again: "I suggest A7 add a rule, without permission, if Xu Chen sings, he will be beaten to death directly, Ye Zi and I still feel unbearable when I listen to it normally, and it is hard to imagine what it will be like to listen to Xu's singing with electric current and random accent with a headset." ”

"Don't talk about it, and he'll have to get into the cracks in the ground, so who am I looking for to toss Jiao Wudao's ears?" Xu Rui brought a glass of warm water, he handed it to me and said, "I've been singing for so long, drink it to moisten my throat, let's have a protracted battle." ”

"Boss Xie cares." I grunted down the water.

After a quarter of an hour, Xu Rui took a bucket of cold water and poured it directly on the unconscious Jiao Wudao's head on the interrogation chair, and the water flowed from his neck into his clothes and then to the bottom, he suddenly became excited, his neck straightened up and his eyes widened, and he said in pain: "Ah!! Stop singing, it's so ugly, my head is going to explode! ”

Blown up?

My heart skipped a beat, and even Xu Rui, Du Xiaoworm, and Ye Jia's faces changed suddenly, and the scene when the heads of flowers and trees exploded in their minds came to mind......