Updated: 2011-02-18

Chapter 82 Twist one for me to see?

The room was quiet for a while, Wu Ling'er was really not used to it, she barely sat up, opened the computer from the bedside table, and as soon as the computer entered the system, the video was popped up: "Ling'er, are you okay?" What about the wound? ”

Wu Ling'er looked at the ordinary but nervous face in the window and was stunned for a while, then suddenly her face turned cold, and she didn't speak, and directly typed a line of words in the window: "Who are you?" ”

Xiao Tuo was stunned on the other end of the computer for a moment, and immediately said: "I'm a salted fish!" What happened to you? I don't even recognize it? ”

For the first time, Xiao Tuo saw Wu Ling'er making such a big fire, he didn't know what to say for a while, and after a while, he smiled bitterly: "No matter who I am, I am your good friend Salted Fish." Ling'er, could it be that if I change my identity, I won't be your friend? For me, whether you are Wu Ling'er or Li Ling'er, whether you are the otaku girl who always threatens me or the heir of the Li Foundation, you are my good friend and boss Wu Ling'er. What am I to you? ”

"Phew! Don't play me the warmth card, I won't eat this set! Who wouldn't say nice things? Don't forget that I'm a codeword, if you want to say something nice, I can say it for three days and three nights without repeating!! I'll give you one more chance and tell me honestly who you are!! Otherwise, I'll ask my family to make up and fix you!! Wu Ling'er was not in a good mood, and she didn't pay much attention to her tone when she spoke.

Xiao Tuo bit his lower lip and thought about it before asking Wu Ling'er: "Did I tell you who I am, so you don't get angry, you still treat me as your friend!" ”

"Don't talk to me about conditions! If you don't tell me, I know who you are! Wu Ling'er pointed to the head of the video hatefully and scolded: "You even made a fake face and pretended to be in front of me!" said to treat me as a friend, but it turned out to lie to me for so many years! I don't want to forgive you!! ”

Xiao Tuo was stunned for a moment, and couldn't figure out why Wu Ling'er knew that he was using the appearance change software now, and in desperation, he had to close the software and face Wu Ling'er with his true face: "Now you are satisfied, right?" That's right, I'm Xiao Tuo in the killing, Shi Tuoye! 21 years old, male, unmarried, professional hacker, and...... Killer! ”

I thought that Wu Ling'er would be furious, but I didn't want Wu Ling'er to show a satisfied smile: "That's right, it's been like this a long time ago, you don't know that I'm going to be annoyed to death in the face of your previous public face!" It's still a more pleasing face! Boy, give my sister a smile!! Sister has a reward!! ”

Xiao Tuo looked at Wu Ling'er with a black line, and said depressedly: "Why did I forget that you are Yan Kong's stubble?" ”

"Phew! What happened to Yan Kong? I'm a tasteful face control, if you're not a salted fish, no matter how beautiful you are, you won't be able to get into this girl's eyes!! Wu Ling'er looked at Xiao Tuo with disdain: "You kid, why do you use that kind of broken software?" After polluting this girl's eyes for so many years, how do you say you want to compensate? ”

Knowing that Wu Ling'er would not be reasonable at all, Xiao Tuo smiled bitterly: "Actually, when we first met, I was really like that, and it wasn't that you who kept saying that I was poisoned, so I started to clean myself up!" After speaking, Xiao Tuo sent two photos of himself to Wu Ling'er: "Take a look for yourself to see if it's a person!" ”

Wu Ling'er compared the photos and sighed: "Sure enough, three points look like seven points dress!" It seems that this girl will have to pay a little attention to dressing up in the future!! ”

"Phew, just your appearance, if you don't dress up, it will affect the appearance of the city, and if you dress up, it will affect the appearance of the country!" Brother Ying's voice came from under the bed, if it weren't for Wu Ling'er's injury and inconvenience to move now, Wu Ling'er would definitely pull him out and beat him violently.

Xiao Tuo also asked Wu Ling'er: "How do you know that I am a salted fish?" ”

"The way you kick the video is the same rough and unreasonable way you treated Xiao Wei when you were in Beihai! And people who aren't away from killing will never know that I was injured last night!! After all, Wu Ling'er did not enter the hospital last night, but was sent directly back to Brown's house by medical helicopter. Even if Salty Fish went to check the entry and exit records and all the hospital records in Chicago, he would not be able to find out where Wu Ling'er was.

Hearing Wu Ling'er's words, Xiao Tuo lowered his head as if he was defeated: "Sure enough, just like the old man said, I can't hold my breath!" ”

"Old man? The old man in the mask? Ignore him! How old are you, twenty-one, right? It's not yet, why do you want to be like an iceberg like Brother Qin all day long? You, it's better to be a salted fish obediently!! Wu Ling'er smiled happily and looked at Xiao Tuo in the video: "Now it seems that I find that you are really cute!" If you don't say it, I will never see that you are twenty-one years old, fifteen or sixteen years old at most! Boy, it's well maintained! ”

"Where, where? Compared to you, the eternal Tianshan Tongma, the small ones are far from enough!! Xiao Tuo's expression of dedication was even more cute, like a cute cat with folded ears, and Wu Ling'er wanted to stretch out his paws to **** him: "I said you, can you not be so cute?" Knowing that I'm Yan Kong, I'm the most resistant to Zhengtai and still making such a cute expression in front of me, bullying me now I can't **** you, aren't you? ”

Being threatened by Wu Ling'er like this, Xiao Tuo quickly put away his cute smile: "Don't dare, don't dare!" But if you have an order, how dare you disobey the little one? As long as you give me an order, even if I want to fly to Chicago immediately, I have to pack up and leave immediately!! Otherwise, what if you hang me on the top of the world and let people draw circles and curse me? ”

"Phew, I'm not going to do that kind of thing, I'll just write in the announcement in the book that it's enough for you kid to stop changing for a while!!" Wu Ling'er smiled evilly, recently she hasn't updated for almost half a month because of such and such things, but fortunately, she has come out to explain to everyone that Wu Ling'er has a major incident at home, so she temporarily stopped updating for a month, and next month she guaranteed to resume the update, so everyone let Wu Ling'er go.

But also because of the editor's explanation, Wu Linger's QQ was almost crowded by friends and readers who asked for news and cared about the news. Faced with this situation, Wu Ling'er couldn't cry or laugh. Seeing that the end of the month is coming, and she has only written 100,000 words this month, Wu Ling'er can only hope that the matter can be resolved as soon as possible, so that she can go home and code a month's words with peace of mind, otherwise her manuscript will not be enough for her to update.

It is precisely for this reason that Wu Ling'er is the most ruthless threat, if you let everyone know that it is the salted fish that harms Wu Ling'er to stop the change, it is estimated that everyone will not draw a circle to stop the salted fish, but directly find a voodoo doll to use black magic!!

Xiao Tuo also looked at Wu Ling'er in a cold sweat: "Then what do you want me to do now?" ”

Wu Ling'er tilted her head and thought for a while and said, "Well...... I haven't thought about it yet, I'll use it later!! Remember, you owe me once!! Hum!! ”

"Yes! The little one understands! The small ones must be remembered! After Xiao Tuo finished speaking, he salivated and smiled at Wu Ling'er: "That, Ling'er, the manuscript you gave me last time happened to be written at a critical juncture and then it was gone, and the ...... behind it"

Wu Ling'er cleared her throat: "I remember I said that if you want to see the manuscript, you can exchange the pictures of handsome guys, right?" ”

"There's a handsome guy in front of you!! I look like this, how can I get into your first-class handsome guy list, right? "Speaking of appearance, Xiao Tuo is still a little confident in himself, when he went to Japan on a mission some time ago, he was accosted on the street several times, and there were scouts who kept stuffing him with business cards and the like.

Unexpectedly, Wu Ling'er just flattened her mouth: "You also know that I am a handsome guy?" Just like you, it's good to be on the Zhengtai list at most!! Look at the way you smile, it's not like the English folded ears are like a Chihuahua!! Seeing that Xiao Tuo's face collapsed in the video, Wu Ling'er changed her words: "But...... Shota is also my favorite, so this girl allows you to exchange your cute photos for the manuscript, or you can twist it twice in the video and show it to me. Let me be happy, I'll show you the rest of the manuscript!! ”

Xiao Tuo looked at Wu Ling'er with a black line: "You ...... **** me!" ”