Wushan Demon Coffin Chapter 11 Elixir

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I knew that something was wrong, and I wanted to call the fat man to ask about it, but I was afraid that he was negotiating with Lei Zi, and it would be bad if I called, so I endured it, hurriedly went back to the store, and asked Zhao Wang to book me a ticket for tomorrow.

Zhao Wang was stunned and said, "Evil brother, are you going out again?" ”

I see that his expression is wrong, and he doesn't seem to want me to go, could it be that the young master is so charming, and he has reached the realm of killing both men and women? I nodded and said, "If you want to go out, you take a good look at the store, and I will count overtime for you when I go back." ”

Zhao Wang looked a little embarrassed, and hesitated: "Evil brother, I was just about to tell you that something happened at home, and my parents urged me to go back, and I just wanted to ask you for leave." "What should I do, the antique shop has not been open for three years, and it has been open for three years, and in addition to selling some gadgets on weekdays, I can't even make money back from the store, so I immediately waved my hand and said: "Cheng, then close the shop." ”

Zhao Wang's eyes widened, and he immediately shouted Long live the boss, and went to book a ticket for me in a hurry.

I was happy in my heart, and I said in my heart that this kid is quite good at sycophancy, and it is not bad to be called the boss.

When I went back to the second floor, the stuffy oil bottle was sitting on the balcony to wipe the bronze ancient knife, the shape of the knife was very similar to the previous black gold ancient knife, but the handle of the knife was more than a chain the thickness of a baby's finger, I don't know what material it was, the hardness was amazing, it looked very thin, but in the cave of Yabuda, it was enough to bear the weight of the three of us.

I can't make up my mind when I see the stuffy oil bottle, I don't know what kind of life he used to live, but I have known him for these years, most of the time in the bucket, he always eats the least, and the injury is always the most, even if he stayed in Beijing with the fat man for a period of time, listening to the fat man's description, it belongs to the ninth level of disability on the ground, such as these days, a few days ago I was disturbed, and often forgot to eat, I forgot, he also starved without saying a word, I went with Zhao Wang, what should I do with the stuffy oil bottle?

When I come back from Beijing, will this kid starve to death?

I don't want the stuffy oil bottle to know about the heart, with my half-understood opinion, this thing belongs to an ancient witchcraft, in the folk tradition, it is an incurable disease, what kind of life the stuffy oil bottle has lived in the past few years, I see it in my eyes, he is now finally born in my shop, if he is involved in my, I really can't make up my mind.

I was stunned at the door for too long, the stuffy oil bottle stopped wiping the knife, pointed to the lunch box on the table, and said lightly: "I left it for you." "I looked over and found that it was a takeaway that Zhao Wang asked Zhao Wang to buy outside the building at noon, and the stuffy oil bottle was divided into two parts, and I left one copy.

I didn't think that this stuffy oil bottle would take care of others on the ground, I suddenly had a sense of relief that my son had finally grown up, and I was moved to almost tears, and immediately made up my mind in my heart, the stuffy oil bottle finally lived a few days of peace of mind, and I must not let him follow the rush anymore, so I immediately took out my mobile phone and called Wang Meng, asking him to put down the matter of the hall and come back to be a full-time nanny for the stuffy oil bottle.

After listening to my instructions, Wang Meng immediately shouted on the phone: "Ah, boss, don't, I still have a bunch of accounts in my hand." ”

I interrupted him and scolded, "If you don't come back, I'll leave you unemployed tomorrow." "After arranging Wang Meng's affairs, I explained to the stuffy oil bottle, saying that the second uncle took advantage of the time when I was fighting, and opened a new hall in Beijing, I want to go over to supervise and supervise, by the way, condolences to the fat man, let Wang Meng come to take care of you, after speaking, I waited anxiously for the reply of the stuffy oil bottle, fortunately, he is more acquainted, to be exact, whether I stay or not has no effect on him, only nodded at me, and continued to bathe in the sunset.

It's not good for my child to be older, he has less communication with his parents, he is getting more and more bored, and I am really afraid that he will get autism.

The next day, after a two-hour flight, I once again set foot on the land of the capital, the fat man drove me to pick me up, the whole person was full of red face, seemed to be fat again, dressed very sassy, black leather jacket and a pair of tight leather pants, at the airport high rate of turning back, I very much doubt that his assets were scraped out.

Things have been too annoying lately, my heart is in a mess, as soon as I saw the fat man, I felt kind, and immediately went up and gave him a punch, and scolded with a smile: "Didn't you say that the limelight has been tight recently?" Why don't you keep a low profile, wearing such a sassy bag, are you trying to seduce which thunderson. ”

The fat man rubbed his chest, hissed and gasped in his mouth, and said: "Ouch hey, I said naΓ―ve, the fat man's old meat is not easy to raise, you start to kiss it, really think you are Sister Lin, this hand is to kill." I could see that the fat man was very happy, rubbed his chest and hugged my shoulders, and regardless of the strange eyes of the people around him, he took me to the car.

I have been with the fat man for all these years, and all the politeness is empty, I was hungry and panicked, so I kicked him directly and said, "Master is hungry, what to eat?" The fat man thought for a while, frowned, and said, "You can order whatever you want to eat, but you pay the bill." ”

I couldn't help but sigh and said, "I'm already poor to this point, do you want my brother to help you." ”

The fat man said happily: "The third master of the Wu family has a big business, you want to help me, I can make a fortune." After we both finished speaking, we couldn't help laughing, this fat man don't look at the entrance of the hall so few, but each one is a big scene, I have seen it once, I don't know how many grades higher than my small antique shop, even if you want to help, it is he who helps me.

We went directly to a little fat sheep, asked for a single room, threw off his arms to eat shabu mutton, to be eaten almost, the fat man did not grind, took the initiative to explain the movements he mastered, the fat man said: "After I came back, I asked the brother in the United States, and he told me that this thing is called 'pulling', which is a strange technique in ancient times." Ancient people believed that the heart is the master of the body, where the soul is, the real death, is the death of the heart, the soul dissipated, so it developed a kind of magic, it is said that after death, the heart is taken out immediately, with a special potion to invade, can maintain the vitality of the heart, the soul of the person is preserved in the heart, and then with a special method, find a treasure cave where the aura gathers, cultivate for thousands of years, you can borrow the body of a living person to resurrect, my friend said, this thing ...... No solution. ”

When I listened to the fat man's words, my heart sank, but fortunately, I had been mentally prepared before, and after a while, I came back to my senses, nodded and said, "It's about the same as what I know." ”

The fat man raised his cup and toasted with me, and then said: "When he said this to me, I started scolding, I said: "Old Hu, the fat man has gone through a lot of difficulties and dangers to call you across the ocean, just to ask you what to do, you don't grind with me." I can tell you, this is the only brother of the fat man now, you fucking went to the United States to make a fortune with your wife, leaving the fat man alone in the country miserable, how many fights are all alone, no one cares about life and death, and now the fat man finally found a golden partner who is going to have an accident, I am not finished with you. ”

I took a sip of wine, almost choking to death, the fat man looked at me with disdain, sandwiched a piece of mutton for me, and said, "Damn, don't drink it, is life or wine important." I quickly put down the cup and said, "Go on, you say, I'll listen." ”

"As soon as I told Lao Hu that, he asked me to wait, and he went to inquire again, and he called me back in two days, saying that after many inquiries and difficult investigations, he found a way to try, but ...... It's a bit of a hanging. ”

I was in Hangzhou for more than half a month, three seizures, each time it was sudden, scared me half to death, I was afraid of being seen by others, so I finally went out with a mirror, and I took it out to take a picture if I had nothing to do, Zhao Wang thought I had a girlfriend, and said to me: "Boss, you are very handsome, you don't need to take a photo." ”

I'm about to be nervous by the thing in my body, and at this moment, as soon as the fat man said that there was a way, how could he care about whether he was hanging or not, and the mutton couldn't eat it, and immediately said, "What way?" The little master has gone to half of his life, and there is no way to try. ”

The fat man smiled, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "My friend said that he asked several overseas Chinese experts who specialized in ancient Chinese strange arts, and an old professor said that there is an elixir that can click that heart." ”

Elixir? I was stunned, couldn't help but pat the table, glared and said, "Elixir? Who do I ask for? Looking for Taishang Laojun? I don't know him well. The fat man snorted, patted me on the shoulder and said, "You kid, you say that the wind is the rain, can you listen to me." ”

I didn't say a word, but raised an eyebrow for him to continue.

The fat man said: "If you want to talk about this elixir, you have to start from the funeral customs of our ancestors, the burial pays attention to feng shui, my friend is the root of the Miao Hong's touch gold school captain, the world's feng shui encompasses the chest, according to him, this feng shui is the key to the beginning of all things in the world, the feng shui is good, the body can not rot for thousands of years, ten thousand years without changing, and even can live and die, flesh and bones......"

"Blow, keep blowing, are you going to change your career to be a feng shui master?"

The fat man glared and said, "He blew it, and I didn't blow it, I just brought out the original words and asked you to analyze and analyze, if you want to listen to it, don't interrupt." I shut up and motioned to the fat man to see what his American friend could do.

Seeing my obvious distrust, the fat man couldn't help but pat me on the head, I drank a little high, and I didn't dodge it for a while, and I was stunned by his shot.

"Speaking of which...... Yes, the dead and the dead, the flesh and bones. Most of these feng shui acupuncture points were occupied by the princes and generals, but the real fairy acupoints, in fact, most of them were taken by some capable masters themselves, you think, who doesn't want to be resurrected after death, besides, do a line of letters, those who are good at it, are convinced of the feng shui doctrine, so when they help the prince find feng shui, they really encounter the fairy cave that can come back to life, so they are reluctant to point it out, and they often get into it themselves. But to build a large mausoleum in the immortal cave is not something that ordinary feng shui masters can do, so in the end, the people who can really succeed are some amazing people, commonly known as true immortals, just like the legendary ...... So what...... So what......"

My heart moved, and I said, "Zhang Sanfeng, Ge Hong, Zhang Daoling." The fat man patted his head and said: "Yes, yes, Lao Hu also said so, these people are the real capable people, cultivating immortals and practicing the Tao, proficient in Feng Shui, they are all rumored to be gods among the people, they have titles in the palace, they are very powerful, and they are the most capable of stationing in the real fairy cave." ”

Ge Hong's gang of people are some respected teachers of Taoism, Taoism is a native religion of China, inherited for thousands of years, has a long history, absorbed the ancient Chinese civilization, inherited a lot of ancient secret arts, can be regarded as feng shui, but it is only a part of it, according to the fat man, these well-known ancestors, it is not impossible to hide a fairy cave, but what does this fairy cave have to do with me?

The fat man didn't wait for me to ask, so he continued: "Of course, whether these ancestors have entered the fairy cave, none of us knows, but there must be their colleagues who have done these things, these people are stationed in the fairy cave, plus their own ability, the feng shui is changed, it is even more amazing, legend, the body in the fairy cave, if it can be placed safely and steadily for thousands of years, the mud pill on the forehead of the corpse, there will be a corpse pill, this pill, is the heaven and earth aura in the fairy cave to gather the thousand-year-old yin of the human body, is the yin to yang, the most righteous to the evil thing, The living wear it, all poisons are inviolable, all evil retreats, the dead take it after death, and they can be reborn in ten years, tsk, it is even more powerful than the legendary purple corpse pill. ”

I only felt that the clouds and mountains were covered with fog, as if I was listening to mythological stories, and I couldn't help but ask: "Fatty, although we have seen a lot of strange things over the years, don't you think this 'elixir' is a little unreliable?" ”

The fat man looked clear and nodded: "I also think it's unreliable, or you come up with a reliable plan for the fat man?" ”

I want to have a plan, and I traveled thousands of miles to Beijing, for a while, I and the fat man were speechless, and finally the fat man patted me on the shoulder and said: "This matter, it sounds unreliable, but you didn't tell me, people can still be materialized, what else is impossible, although my friend is heavy on relatives and friends, but he is not a person who does not know the severity, he will not fool me, since we have a clue, how can we give it a try." ”

What the fat man said is also true, but where is the fairy hole? As long as I am a half-hung Tufuzi, plus a fat man and a half-hung Lieutenant Jin, it is strange that I can find the fairy cave.

I said, "What you said is true, but I'm a little strange, you said that this elixir was formed at the corpse mud pill, why didn't the ancient corpse come back to life by itself?" ”

The fat man hissed and said, "This...... I didn't really ask. After speaking, he said: "But don't worry, who am I the fat man, my face is bigger than the sea, I told my friend at the time: "The surname is Hu, you don't know that the fat man doesn't understand feng shui, so let's mail a map of China to you, where is the fairy cave, you point it out for me." ”

I suddenly had a big head, and I pointed out points on the map of China, and I could finally understand why the friend surnamed Hu would abandon him and run away with the Americans, I must not be able to stand his unreliable personality, and I will have to fight with this person sooner or later.

I asked, "What happened later?" ”

The fat man proudly pointed to the menu on the table, and I gritted my teeth and said, "I'll buy it." "Damn, no wonder I was so busy ordering food just now, Moutai opened three bottles, and I was waiting for me here.

The fat man was immediately happy, opened the last bottle of Moutai and poured it, and said with a big tongue: "My friend asked, asked me if I had to go, I replied to him, going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire, that is, being raped, and the fat man also has to dig up the fairy hole." As soon as my friend heard this, he explained to me: "We haven't seen each other for more than ten years, and opening the fairy cave is extraordinary, since you have a certain idea, I will come back to help you this time, and by the way, see what brother you know." ”

After saying that, the fat man patted me on the shoulder and said, "He, he will be gray tomorrow...... When you get to the country, be naΓ―ve, dress up well, and don't let the traitorous boy see the jokes. ”

I couldn't laugh or cry, I'm not a big girl, I'm dressed up like a fart.

It's a lie to say that you are not moved, but I and the fat man are not greasy and crooked people, life and death have passed, at this time to say thank you, it is too hypocritical, I saw that he was already drunk, so he said: "Yes, there is still half of Moutai left, more than 3,000 bottles, drink it, let's go home." "One cup is dry.