Chapter Twenty-Six: A Bad Cat
After the Dragon Boat Festival, Lu Yao asked Fang's mother for a day off, saying that she was going to find Feng Niannian, and poor Feng Niannian didn't know how many shots she had been shot.
Every time, I use others as a shield.
Fang's mother finally agreed under her soft grinding and hard bubble.
Lu Yao ran to West Street early in the morning.
"Open the door, stay Qiqi! Open the door!!!!! Lu Yao couldn't enter through the wall, so she could only knock on the door of the store, thinking that for a while, Su Qiqi saw her surprised.
Ten minutes later, she squatted in front of the shroud shop and scolded indignantly.
"Su Qiqi, you son of a bitch, what time do you not get up?" The hands that knocked on the door were swollen and didn't knock anyone.
"Are you grinding with Zhou Gong in a dream?"
"Over the wall? That's right, over the wall! Lu Yao stood up and looked at the not-so-high wall in the courtyard, why didn't she think of it just now, this is simply trivial.
Twenty minutes later, Lu Yao sat in the corner of the wall rubbing her legs, this was the fifth time she had fallen, just hit by a stone.
After tossing for half an hour, I didn't even see Su Qiqi's stubble.
"Su Qiqi, if you don't come out again, I'm going to go home." Lu Yao squatted at the door of the store, playing with the mud weakly.
The door of the shop was opened, "Who?" Early in the morning? Su Qiqi held the head of the chicken nest, stepped on the board, and rubbed his eyes that could no longer be swollen.
"Whose family died? What do you want to buy? Recently, the store carnival is on sale, buy one get two free. ”
"Is there anyone who does this for you? Also buy one get two free, who wants to pay for one death in the family? Lu Yao threw away the branch in his hand and rushed over.
"Lu Yao? Lu Yao! Is it really you? Su Qiqi shouted in surprise and gave her a big bear hug.
"Of course it's my aunt and grandmother!" Lu Yao smiled and pushed his shoulder.
"Didn't you just get out of the hospital and recuperate at home?" Su Qiqi let go of Lu Yao, grabbed Lu Yao's arm, looked left and right.
"There's nothing to recuperate, it's just that I haven't been able to get out of my body for the last month." Lu Yao said.
"Come in, don't bask outside, you can't bask in the sun for too long."
Su Qiqi took Lu Yao's hand and entered the shop.
"Tell me, how did you get out?" Su Qiqi didn't have the slightest intention of letting go of his hand.
"What about asking, you put me in the gourd and told me that it was safe there, but I entered the soul gate with a stroke of effort."
"It's me who is not good, I didn't protect you well." Su Qiqi lowered his head guiltily.
"Oh, I'm kidding you! Didn't I come back in good shape? ”
"How could those devils let you go, how did you find a way to escape?"
"In fact, that gourd was dissipated by the defensive enchantment of the Spirit Soul Gate, but fortunately, there is still a trace of spiritual power in the mouth of the gourd bottle, and they have not discovered me."
"I knew that I was behind the Soul Gate, and I was picked up by a red devil named Dream Brake, and hung the gourd on my body, and I followed her to go out every night to dream for the Red Devil and the Fire Demon to hook the soul."
"I have seen a lot of unbelievable things, and later, there was a little devil who fell in love with the gourd, and Mengsha gave him the gourd."
"Unexpectedly, he found me and released me."
"And then? Are they going to eat you? Are you hurt? Is it because the soul is incomplete? Su Qiqi asked like a series of cannonballs.
"No, no, no!" Lu Yao had to interrupt him, "At first, I thought it was over, and I thought about whether to fight with them with all my might." ”
"As a result, the two of them didn't bother to eat me at all, saying that I was inferior in the ghost and a vegetarian dish."
"Just because of that, they let you go?"
"Naturally not, it's because they both think I look like an old friend of theirs, and for some reason they can't keep me, so they let me go."
"The deceased?" Su Qiqi frowned, "There is such a coincidence. ”
"Yes, I also think it's a coincidence, and I wonder who the old man they are talking about is, but I asked Mengsha, but she refused to answer."
"No matter, it doesn't matter who she is, it won't be you anyway, how can you be so kind and have anything to do with the people in the Soul Gate!" Su Qiqi smiled happily.
"You don't know, I was going crazy when you were captured by a crow that day, and I kept thinking about how to get you back."
"That day, I inquired about the legendary hidden entrance of the Soul Gate, and tried to find a way to get in, but I was scolded by a little girl who appeared out of nowhere, and she knocked me out and resisted back."
"After a while, my master came, and as if he knew something, he forcibly took me to one of his residences in the northern suburbs."
"It wasn't until Li Zhe sent me a message a few days ago that you came back, and I sneaked back while Master was out."
"Little girl? Is it a human or a ghost? Lu Yao asked suspiciously.
"I don't know, I can't tell the difference, it looks like a person, but the strength and the way I speak don't look like a girl at all."
"And I suspect that she knows my master, and she also made a small report to my master."
"Otherwise, how could my master come back so coincidentally? And took me away? ”
"It's a ghost woman, that's right!" Lu Yao muttered to herself, the ghost woman said before that he knew Su Qiqi's master.
She was thinking about whether or not to tell him about the ghost woman.
"Hey, what do you want?" Su Qiqi snapped his fingers at her and interrupted her train of thought, "I have to eat a big meal today and celebrate." ”
"Li Zhe said that he will also come over today, do you want to show your skills again? Shall we not get drunk and not go home? ”
"Don't get drunk and don't go home, it's still okay to have a drink."
"I don't remember the grandmother I drank last time, you two can walk home like you're fine."
"Admire and admire, the small ones don't dare to make times." Su Qiqi clasped his hands into fists.
The two were gossiping about each other, when suddenly, a shout came from outside the door: "Is anyone there?" ”
"Oh, you're in business again, it's right to wake up early." Lu Yao said, "Go and take a look." ”
Su Qiqi stood up and walked out the door, "Someone is here, come in!" ”
"An old woman limped in with a cat's waist, and I came to buy some paper money."
"Unexpectedly, I also walked into the shroud shop one day, hehehe, I thought I had to die to use it."
"Mother-in-law, do you want to burn the paper money for your relatives?" Su Qiqi lifted the bag of paper money from the shelf.
"No, I burned it for myself," said the mother-in-law.
"Burn it to yourself?" Lu Yao on the side felt very surprised.
"Yes, people are old, there is no one to take care of them at home, and there is no one to take care of them for a day, and I am afraid that I will not take care of them when I get there, and I will live on the streets."
"Mother-in-law, you think long-term and have a vision." Su Qiqi gave a thumbs up.
"Go!" Lu Yao glared at him fiercely, "Mother-in-law, it's not okay for you to burn like this, you are still alive, you have no name or surname over there, and you were robbed by other wild ghosts when you went there before." ”
"What then? Can't a living person burn paper for himself? The mother-in-law asked aggrievedly.
"It stands to reason that it is not possible, living in the world uses yang tickets, and you can't use yin tickets if you burn them, and the banks in the underworld can't survive people's money."
"However, you can do this, if there is someone in your family who is close to you and has passed away, you can tie a bundle when you burn the paper, write his name, place of origin and underworld, and write a note for him to keep your paper money on your behalf."
"Tell him that you have to ask him for it when you get there, and you have to keep it for you, otherwise you will burn the paper money and no one will take care of it over there."
"Okay, okay, thank you, little girl, you know so much, you deserve to be the boss."
"Hey, old woman, I'm the boss, okay!" Su Qiqi on the side was unhappy, "She's a fart boss." ”
"Oh, I made a mistake, it turned out to be the proprietress!" The old woman took out the change to pay the bill.
"I'm not." Lu Yao hurriedly explained.
"Ahem," Su Qi held back a smile and coughed twice, interrupting Lu Yao's words.
"You go slowly, if you need to come again, I'll give you a triple discount." Su Qiqi sent the old lady away.
"Hey, why don't you explain?" Lu Yao yelled at Su Qiqi, who had just returned.
"Explain what? It's not true, what's there to explain? Su Qiqi spread his hands like a scoundrel.
"What kind of logic, isn't it true that it won't be explained? Take advantage of me! Who's what the boss lady! Lu Yao slammed the table angrily.
"What's the noise? What hostess? Li Zhe stood at the door, looking puzzled.
"Nothing, nothing." When Lu Yao saw Li Zhe appear, she was so frightened that she quickly stood up, as if she had done something wrong.
"Yo, you're here, it's early." Su Qiqi saw Li Zhe and greeted happily.
When did the relationship between the two of them become so harmonious, the dog-legged Su Qiqi. Lu Yao thought to herself.
"Come on, let's have a big lunch at noon, I'll have a treat." Su Qiqi slapped his thigh.
"I don't want it, I'm going to eat it in the yard!" Lu Yao sat on her buttocks, indicating that she was not going anywhere.
"I don't like the food in the restaurant."
"Alas, you girl, okay, okay, I'll do it when I buy vegetables!" Su Qiqi raised his hands and surrendered! I really can't afford to mess with this aunt
Seeing that Su Qiqi cared so much about Lu Yao, Li Zhi moved the corners of his mouth imperceptibly.
"I won't eat it, I still have something, I'm here today to tell you, I'm going back to the Cat Clan." Li Zhen said.
"What? You're going back to the Cat Clan? So fast?" Su Qiqi said in a loud voice.
In normal times, Lu Yao would have long been obsessed with Su Qiqi's loud voice, but now she doesn't even have the strength to roll her eyes.
I just feel that something in my heart is slowly collapsing, revealing a hole that is not big or small, and the good mood is disappearing, replaced by endless loneliness.
Like a bat in the dark, when he found his partner who had snuggled up with him flying to the light, he suddenly remembered that the other party was a red eagle and not a bat.
You can't take him for granted because he is with you in the dark, and ask him to accompany you to continue to fall into the darkness.
"Lu Yao, what do you think of so distracted? Li Zhe is leaving, have you listened? Seeing that Lu Yao didn't say anything for a long time, Su Qiqi thought she hadn't heard.
"I hear you." These words seem to exhaust the strength of the whole body.
"We're leaving, so let's stay for a meal." Lu Yao said indifferently in her mouth, but she was actually asking in her heart.
"Okay, but I'll come back later. Aren't you hungry? ”
"Then eat later, we'll wait for you." Lu Yao hurriedly said when he saw that Li Zhe agreed, and didn't care about Su Qiqi's already rumbling belly.
"Okay then." Su Qiqi said, "Anyway, the last meal, I have to wait for you." ”
"Then I'll go first." Li Zhe didn't look at Lu Yao again, turned around and left the shop.
"I'll go buy some food later, and have breakfast by the way, I'm starving to death." Su Qiqi muttered while mopping the floor on the side: "I'm not like you, I don't know if I'm full or hungry." ”
Lu Yao didn't listen to a word of his chatter, and his mind was full of Li Zhe's sentence, "I'm going back to the Royal Cat Clan!" "It's a magic sound.
What the hell is wrong with her? When she knew that Su Qiqi might be taken away by his master, she was only a little reluctant and disappointed at most.
Now that I heard that Li Zhe was about to leave, why did I feel like I had lost my soul? Three souls and seven spirits flew two souls and five spirits, and the remaining ones were also depressed and unable to control themselves.
In fact, when she first met Li Zhe, she didn't think that they would become friends with each other, she thought that the famous and decent masters were as cold as frost and proud of their achievements.
I didn't take her as a little wandering spirit in my eyes, but I didn't expect Li Zhe not only didn't look down on her, but also helped her encourage her, especially when he turned into a black cat, he was very cute.
is completely different from her usual serious and unsmiling appearance, and she admits that Li Zhechang's good looks are the reason why she has a good impression of him in the first place.
But Su Qiqi is not bad, clean up well, and definitely fascinate the old wives and young wives of a mountain.
But why did she have some inexplicable feelings about Li Zhe? Lu Yao sighed, confused in her own thoughts.
"Sisters, what's wrong with you, you haven't been possessed since just now?"
"It's nothing, you know, when I was dreaming with Mengsha, I once met a young man who looked like you, and I felt that I missed you very much at that time." Lu Yao tried to say something to divert her mood.
"Really?" Su Qiqi smiled when he heard Lu Yao say this, "But that guy is definitely not as lucky as me." ”
"It's not, Mengsha hooked his soul twenty-eight times, but he didn't hook him, he is really a person with strong concentration and high cultivation."
"If it were me, don't say twenty-eight times, one hundred and twenty-eight times I won't be moved!" Su Qiqi boasted of the sea.
"If it's you, as long as you conjure up a gate of seven nights, you will walk in by yourself."
"Alas!" Su Qiqi sighed when he heard it, "I have no hope of entering Qisu in my life!" ”
"Did you have a showdown with your master? Tell him you know about the rules of the Seven Nights? Lu Yao asked.
"Not yet. I'm afraid that if I say it, Master will never come back to see me. Su Qiqi squatted on the ground and pulled his hair.
"And what are you going to do?"
"I don't know! But I can't continue to do nothing, and I used to be afraid of the rules that Master set for me, so I didn't dare to act rashly. ”
"There's nothing to worry about now, I'm going to find a way out for myself."
"Don't tell me you're still thinking about another worship?"
"No, since I have worshiped the master, the master has been the master all his life, unless he denies me, it is absolutely impossible for me to turn my back on him."
"When I am self-cultivated, it's a big deal to stand on my own! I'm not sorry Master! ”
"It's also a way out," Lu Yao nodded.
"Hey!" Su Qiqi squatted and ran to Lu Yao's side, "You told me before that you remembered the ghost hunting with me?" ”
"I remember, but I'm not talking about being with you, I'm talking about yourself! Don't try to fool me! Lu Yao turned around and didn't look at him.
"It's not." Su Qiqi anxiously rushed to the other side, "You said that you, you go to class during the day, do you need to sleep at night, isn't it suffocated to stay in this body?" ”
"We don't hunt ghosts every day, we don't consume so much, occasionally a few times, make two small dollars, and we can also eliminate harm for the people."
"Don't go!"
"Eh, eh!" Su Qiqi saw that Lu Yao was unmoved, so he came up with a killer idea.
"You say, what are you doing in Fang Nuo's body for so long? One is for convenience, and the other is to find Fang Nuo to prevent her from dying. ”
"Does the third one want to be filial to her parents instead of Fang Nuo? But look, what have you done? If you eat and drink other people's families, you will have to spend a lot of money every time you are in a coma!"
Hearing this, Lu Yao couldn't sit still, and always felt like there was a fire burning her ass under the chair.
Su Qiqi looked at Lu Yao as if she was sitting on pins and needles, secretly rejoiced, and then said: "If Fang Nuo comes back one day, or you want to leave, what will you do with your current parents?" ”
"Shouldn't you save some money for them, as well as a little bit of your heart?"
"Whether Fang Nuo comes back or not is her business to be filial piety, and other people's parents are also kind to you, don't you want to repay them?"
"You don't have the ability to do it yourself, so you can't use the paper money I have here to save it and burn it for them there, of course, if you have to use it, I can also give you a half discount."
"Get out, who's going to use your broken paper money!" Lu Yao angrily picked up a stack of paper money and smashed it.
Su Qiqi hurriedly caught it, this was something he relied on to eat.
Although what he said was ugly, it was also true, he didn't know when he would leave, it was unknown whether Fang Nuo's revenge could be avenged, and Fang's father and Fang's mother's kindness always had to be repaid.
I don't have any skills, I have to go to school during the day, I can't go out at night, I don't have the ability to make money at all, Su Qiqi's proposal is not impossible.
Seeing that Lu Yao hadn't spoken for a long time, Su Qiqi knew that this was going to happen, so he hummed a little song and began to clean up the debris scattered on the ground.
"Let's go, let's go grocery shopping, otherwise Li Fold won't let him gnaw on the wooden table, everyone is leaving, we have to treat him well."
Lu Yao remembered that Li Zhe was leaving, and only felt more bored.
"Okay, I'll think about what you said." Lu Yao finally relented.
"Okay, I'm waiting for your news!" Su Qiqi said poorly: "Miss, please." ”
Lu Yao gave him an angry look, hanging Erlang every day as a flamboyant tongue, I really don't know if the ghost hunting thing is reliable.
The two of them had breakfast on the adjacent street, went to the nearest supermarket to buy some vegetables, and returned to West Street with large bags and small bags.
Along the way, Su Qiqi is still constantly carrying out MLM-style brainwashing on her, and the occasional ghost hunt can be regarded as balancing the order of the two worlds of yin and yang.
It's also reasonable to go to the underworld, and in addition, in the process of catching ghosts, you can also learn more about the soul gate.
The more he nagged, the more Lu Yao remembered that Li Zhi was leaving, and the longer his face became, Su Qiqi saw that Lu Yao's face had become a beggar for the seventh day, so he could only close his mouth and obediently go into the kitchen to stir-fry.
Lu Yao sat in the shade of the yard, bored with orange peels, because of the broken cat, the oranges in his mouth became tasteless.
"People just go back to where he should be, what the hell am I not happy about here?" Lu Yao shook her head, "Liar, you said you would take me to Zuiqing Mountain, but this time you didn't even mention it." ”
"Just leave, I don't even want to eat the last meal together, what kind of friends!"
Thinking of this, Lu Yao's orange peel was thrown away, and it flew out a long way, and it happened to hit Li Zhe, who had just entered the door.