Chapter 93: It's going to poop!

"I'll go first!" Xuanxin was the first to jump into the ring!

Outside the stormy city, a hill.

The little badger digs holes and eats mud in a huff...... The whole hill was dug by it with a dozen pits of earth, and it was full of desolation.

It's very angry!

The owner is so good to Xiaobao, 10,000 times better than it!

The little badger's speed is getting faster and faster, and its intelligence seems to have improved a lot, especially being able to understand many human feelings. Of course, it understands Xuanyue's mood better, because it and Xuanyue are heart-to-heart. Because of this, it can feel that in the heart of the owner, Xiaobao's position is much more important than it!

When it heard that Xuanyue was going to give Xiaobao the hard-earned blood clotting fruit, it rushed up angrily and ate the blood clotting fruit itself.

Knowing that it couldn't escape the beating, it escaped alone.

After sleeping in the woods for a night, hungry, I found this hill and began to dig and eat......

In the end, it couldn't hold on anymore, so it gave up, wiping its mouth with unfinished wiping, as if it was enjoying a meal.

"Humph!"

"Stinky master!"

If you eat mud, you will be beaten! Never going back!

The little badger's belly was like a ball, and it was lying on all fours on the soft soil to bask in the sun, and it was extremely comfortable......

Suddenly!

There was a strange noise in my stomach.

"Goo!"

The little badger was startled and immediately jumped up!

It's going to pull ...... Poop!

What to do? What to do? It was a little anxious and wanted to find a shady place to poop, but after changing several places, it couldn't pull it out. It has always had the habit of going to the same place to poop, and it can't pull it out when it changes places.

"Whoosh!"

The little badger rushed out like a bolt of lightning, and its black body was like a black light, which flashed and disappeared in an instant......

Garbage heaps.

In a pile of grass more than a dozen feet away, there were two men, two strange men.

Two men, motionless, as if they were stone sculptures......

His body was covered with weeds and his face was covered with dust......

If you don't look closely, you'll see that it's two stones.

If you look closely, you will think that it is two natives.

These two people are the stupid and stupid crazy swordsman Song Jianmad and the drunken beggar...... The whole city was hunting for squirrels, but they kept lying in the grass, staring at the garbage heap not far away......

They are waiting for the next appearance of the magical squirrel......

"Brother beggar, when will the squirrel come?" Song Jian couldn't help but ask.

"It will come whenever it wants." The beggar replied inscrutablely.

"And when does it want to come?"

"Do you think I look like a squirrel?"

"Not like that!"

"And how do I know what the squirrel thinks?"

The beggar said with disdain.

Song Jian said madly: "These days, we have been staying here day and night, a total of seventy-five people have come to throw garbage, eighteen dogs have come to rummage through the things in the garbage to eat or, and there are three beggars to pick up garbage...... I just haven't seen a squirrel before! ”

The beggar said, "If you don't believe that there really is a squirrel, then you're good to go!" ”

Song Jian said madly: "I'm not that stupid!" I've been waiting for so many days before I give up! What if the squirrel comes in the next second? ”

The beggar asked, "What if the squirrel doesn't come for the rest of his life?" ”

Song Jian said madly: "Then I will guard it for the rest of my life!" Okay, it's your turn to stare today, I'll go to sleep! ”

After saying that, he closed his eyes and fell asleep directly in the haystack.

"Brother Song."

The beggar shouted.

Song Jianmad did not react.

"Brother Song, the squirrel has appeared!" The beggar pushed Song Jian crazy.

"Don't lie to me, I just fell asleep and the squirrel appeared? Not so coincidentally! Are you trying to trick me into talking with you? No way! Song Jian said madly.

"Open your eyes and see!"

"I just won't open my eyes!" Song Jian said madly.

"It's really a squirrel, it's pooping again! Hurry up and look, it's really......" The beggar was so excited that he was a little trembling when he spoke.

Song Jian was frightened and quickly opened his eyes!

Sure enough, he saw a small black animal in the distance, squatting in the garbage heap to poop......

The beggar excitedly grabbed Song Jian's crazy hand and said excitedly: "Brother Song! Brother Song! The squirrel really appeared!! ”

Song Jian said madly: "Where is this squirrel?" It's a badger! ”

The beggar said, "What is a badger?" ”

Song Jian said madly: "It's just a small beast!" Call me when the real squirrel comes! I slept first! ”

The beggar said, "Don't sleep! Don't sleep! It's a badger, it's a badger! It's the poop it pulls! ”

Song Jian said frantically: "Didn't you say it was a squirrel?" ”

The beggar said, "How do I know what a badger is?" I look like a squirrel! I thought it was a squirrel! Moreover, how can I see clearly from such a distance? ”

Song Jianmad became a little nervous: "You mean to say...... The last time you saw the animal pulling out a piece of dark iron, was it the badger in front of you? Are you sure? ”

"Hmmm! That's it! ”

The beggar said with certainty!

"That's a badger! Not a squirrel! A sucker! Song Jian knocked his head madly!

"Look! Its poop is coming out, it's black! Black! Look! The beggar lowered his voice excitedly, and the blood in his whole body boiled. It's finally here! ”

"Shh

Song Jian clicked his acupoint madly!

In an instant, the beggar could not move or speak.

"Don't make noise! I'll untie you later! Song Jian frantically observed the badger in the distance.

The badger, covered with black hair, looked like a small hedgehog, and its body was very round, like a ball.

Although the appearance and figure are a little strange, it should be a badger, and there is no mistake.

Song Jian traveled crazy from south to north, and his knowledge was not comparable to that of a beggar who picked up garbage.

Soon, the badger pulled out the poop and ran away!

"Chase!"

Song Jian madly unlocked the beggar's acupoint, and rushed forward quickly.

"Wait for me! Brother Song! ”

The beggar also hurried to follow!

"A lump of ...... Excrement? Is this really Darksteel? Song Jian looked at the pile in front of him curiously, which looked like a bunch of stinky things.

"That's it! That's it! The beggar ran over, excitedly picked up the stink from the ground, and then held it in both hands: "Brother Song! Look, it's still hot! You touch it! ”

"Excuse me!"

Song Jian instinctively avoided it!

It's not ordinary, but it's!

The beggar said, "Brother Song, let's hurry up and go to the trading house to exchange money!" ”

Song Jian said madly: "You go!" ”

The beggar asked curiously, "What about you?" This is what the two of us waited for together, and it should be divided equally! ”

"It's all for you!"

Song Jianmad didn't seem to be interested in the stench in the beggar's hand, and looked at the direction the badger left with the same eyes, with a serious expression, as if he was thinking about something......

The beggar said, "Give me someone?" How does this work? Hey, Brother Song, where are you going? ”

"There will be a meeting later!"

Song Jian's crazy figure had already flown out like a gust of wind, leaving only an empty voice echoing.

"These martial arts masters, it's really weird! Don't even have money! ”

The beggar quickly hid the black iron in his arms and ran away like a thief.

Darksteel?