"Hey, kitten, what's the matter?"

"Hey, sister-in-law, it's me, Li Yuan, not a kitten."

“...... Why are you again? Don't tell me that Li Zhe is taking a bath again? ”

"Oh, sister-in-law, can we forget about this? Can't you turn the page? ”

"What's the matter?"

"Sister-in-law, what do you like to eat? I will pay for all the expenses today. ”

"Yo, I didn't expect you royal cat clans to be so generous, and I don't know if you can accept female disciples."

"Hey, hey, sister-in-law is really joking, if I accept a female disciple, will I still be single for so many years?"

"Do you want me to introduce you to a girlfriend?"

"No..... I still don't need to, I still have to practice now..... Spiritual practice matters. ”

"I haven't thought about what to eat yet, let's talk about it later, what about your senior brother? Ask him to answer the phone. ”

"Oh....." Li Yuan, who was disgusted by Lu Yao, pouted and returned the phone to Li Zhe, and returned to the table to continue to nibble on bread.

Listening to the senior brother who usually doesn't smile and keep smirking at the phone, Li Yuan rolled his eyes helplessly.

It seems that his senior brother will inevitably fall into clichés, but I don't know if this company with Hongchen is really as obsessive as rumored.

At eleven o'clock, Lu Yao dressed up and went out of the house, in fact, she couldn't help but feel embarrassed when choosing clothes, this is not her own appearance, in fact, it doesn't matter how she dresses up, right?

Then she shook her head fiercely and despised her own narrow thoughts just now, she had become very jealous now, and it was only aimed at Fang Nuo's body.

"We'll see you later, don't joke about the way she looks now, hear?" Li Zhen drove the car expressionlessly.

"What? What do you mean? ”

Lu Yao can only live in her friend's body during the day.

"Is her friend ugly?" The courtyard was confused.

"No, it's Lu Yao who has been with me since she was very concerned about the fact that she has no entity."

"Oh, I see, not only does she mind not having a physical body, I'm afraid she also cares a lot about you having contact with her current body, right?" After speaking, Li Yuan nodded to himself.

"How do you know?"

"I know women very well!"

"Then why are you still single?"

“...... Just because I know too much. ”

In the middle of the night, the car stopped at the gate of the community, and as soon as Li Zhe turned off the car, he saw Lu Yao walking out from the side of the gate.

"That? Is that a sister-in-law? Li Yuan looked at the girl who was walking in the direction of the car.

"Hmm!"

"Yo, it's good, it's cute, it's a pity."

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity it's a living dead."

"You speak carefully, if you are still so open-mouthed, I can't save you!" Li Zhe admonished again.

"Oh...... Oh, got it! Looking at Lu Yao, who was gradually approaching, Li Yuan hurriedly nodded, this girl who was possessed was very pure and well-behaved, as warm as a daisy.

And Lu Yao has some sharp facial features, which will give people a sense of oppression, and she is a master who is not easy to mess with at first glance.

In contrast, he preferred the girl's light feeling like a plate of hors d'oeuvres.

"Hey, what are you staring at me!" Lu Yao patted the car window, startling Li Yuan.

"Huh? ......" Li Yuan hurriedly pressed the window of the car, revealing an unnatural smile.

"Yo, I didn't expect you to look quite handsome in men's clothes, but it's still not as good as you in women's clothes!"

"Huh? Sister-in-law, don't make fun of me, this matter won't go by, will it? ”

"If you can't get by, it depends on your performance, get off, this is my position!" Lu Yao hooked her fingers domineeringly.

"Oh..... Good! You please! Li Yuan obediently opened the car door and sat in the back seat.

"Huh!" Lu Yao had just sat in the co-pilot and fastened her seat belt when she yawned big.

"What? Didn't sleep well last night? Li Zhen asked.

"I didn't sleep at all, I didn't come back until dawn!" Lu Yao tilted her head, intending to sleep back.

"Ghosts can be sleepy, too?" Li Yuan poked his head out from behind.

"Logically not, but I'm in a special case right now."

"Special circumstances? You..... Could it be..... Pregnant? Li Yuan stared at her stomach and asked in surprise.

"What do you think!" Lu Yao and Li Zhe turned around at the same time and knocked his head.

"Oops! No, it's not, why are you beating people? Li Yuan rubbed his head depressedly.

"Is your junior brother always beaten up in your cat clan?"

"Often!"

"Just guess it!" Lu Yao rolled her eyes and gave Li Yuan a meeting gift.

"I'm really just kidding, really!" Li Yuan ignored him when he saw Li Zhe, so he could only turn his target to Lu Yao.

"Sister-in-law, where are you going to eat? What do you want to eat? ”

"I want to eat you to bankruptcy!" Lu Yao said to him.

“......”

"She can do it!" Li Zhe started the car.

"Okay, yes, I'll accompany you to the end, little brother." Li Yuan smiled bitterly: "It's not easy for him to save this old book. ”

"Let's go to a stir-fry restaurant, the dishes in that house are very delicious, and they have a fight with Su Qiqi!" Lu Yao said: "I know the way. ”

"Okay, listen to you." Li Zhe replied.

Seeing the young couple singing and harmonizing in front of them, Li Yuan's face wrinkled into bitter gourd again.

"Have you been in touch with Su Qiqi recently?" Li Zhen asked Lu Yao.

"Well, I happened to go to West Street last night to run errands, and I set a time with them to eat there and say goodbye."

"What do you mean?"

"Eryi is going to take Qiqi away, go back to Qisu, I don't know if I will come back......"

"Feeling bad?" There was a red light in front of him, and Li Zhi stopped the car and asked softly staring at Lu Yao.

"A little ......"

"Eat more later."

“......”

"Even if they don't come back, we can visit them in the future when we have the chance."

"Will there be a chance?"

"Of course, why not?"

"Hey, okay, I should be more optimistic." Lu Yao smiled helplessly.

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Li Yuan, who was thrown aside, interjected unwillingly.

"Then you don't have to understand, just pay the bill!" Lu Yao replied to him.

"Alas!" The frightened Li Yuan was even more depressed, sitting behind him with his mouth held and staring at the back of the heads of the two people in front of him, what kind of girlfriend did senior brother find, it was even more chilling than the dominatrix, God!

Master! Hurry up and rescue my brother! There's nothing I can do about it!

The three of them came to the stir-fry restaurant, the restaurant is not big but very tidy, because there are not too many guests when they just arrived at the meal, Lu Yao successfully picked a position by the window, she likes the floor-to-ceiling windows of this restaurant very much.

After ordering a few specialties and her favorite soup, Lu Yao carefully looked at the Li Yuan sitting opposite.

Li Yuan was stared at by her uncomfortable, and had a creepy feeling, so he could only speak: "Eat as much as you want, eat as much as you want, eat as much as you want!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, it's my reparation, sister-in-law, you're too good at thinking about me, and you picked a place with such a price and such a cheap."

"He hated me for saving him money." Lu Yao glanced at Li Zhe, who was sitting beside him.

"Then let him buy the restaurant." Li Zhen opened lightly.

"What? Brother! You're too good at playing, aren't you? Li Yuan saw that the two of them joined forces to rectify him, and he really didn't know how to spend this day.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, my face is scared green!" Lu Yao finally couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, don't tease me, I'm really going to take it seriously!" Li Yuan picked up the water cup and drank it down, "How can we cultivators have so many twists and turns. ”

"Your junior brother is really cute, if only he were a girl."

"We don't accept women...... we don't accept women," Li Zhen said.

"You know, you know, old-fashioned!" Lu Yao stuck out her tongue at Li Zhen.

Seeing that Lu Yao's machine gun was aimed at Li Zhe again, Li Yuan hurriedly saw the stitches.

"Hey, my senior brother is an old-fashioned man, when he used to be on Yumao Mountain, everyone would occasionally go down the mountain to play in the town below the mountain, but he didn't go."

"Why not?" Lu Yao asked.

"He, he said that everything under the mountain is an illusory realm, an obstacle on the path of cultivation, and it is easy for people to fall into demonic obstacles."

"Hahahaha, it's really old-fashioned to a certain level." Lu Yao looked at Li Zhe's side face and sneered.

"If it weren't for the last time he came out on a mission to capture the traitors who joined the Spirit Gate, he wouldn't have come down again."

"Eh, then when he was in Yumao Mountain, didn't he meet any girls, love or something?"

"Ahem, ahem, this ..... Brother, can I talk about it? Li Yuan glanced at Li Zhe's face.

"I don't have anything, you can talk about it if you want." Li Zhe doesn't care.

"Yo, I'm pretty confident." Li Yuan complained in his heart, "My senior brother, although he has a good-looking face, his character is really not an ordinary person's endurance.

Especially girls. ”

"So a girl is approaching him?" Lu Yao asked.

"Aren't you on an errand under Lord Huhe, that Huhe is a well-known 10,000-year-old iceberg, then my senior brother is a thousand-year-old ice sculpture, but he is not as old as Lord Huhe."

"Ahem, ahem...... How dare you say that my master is old? Tell you, Huhe is not only an iceberg face, but also a careful eye. Lu Yao said secretly in her heart.

"Although he doesn't go down the mountain all year round, every time he goes down the mountain, he will attract many women to follow, and some people will give him bracelets and garlands."

"You're quite a charmer!" Lu Yao bumped Li Zhe's arm, and Li Zhe picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea without speaking.

"It's just that we, the cultivators, are old and slow, and the senior brother has also practiced the rejuvenation technique, and in more than ten years, those girls will have already become young wives, and they will still follow behind his ass with the child and see. Probably thinking, why doesn't this person get old? ”

"Hahaha!" Thinking of Li Zhi walking with a cold face in front and a group of old and young women and children behind him, Lu Yao couldn't help laughing.

"More than ten years have passed, and those young women have become grandmothers again, standing at the door with their granddaughters with white hair, pointing to the still young brother and saying: Look, that is the man I once pursued grandma, and he will not grow old,

You must inherit the mantle of grandma and strive to get his heart. ”

"My stomach is ..... My stomach hurts, hahahaha. Lu Yao almost rolled on the ground with a smile, "You are known to all the widows in Yumao Mountain." ”

"But my senior brother hasn't had a girlfriend until now, you can rest assured." Li Yuan glanced at Li Zhen again and found that he was not angry, so he was relieved.

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