Chapter 112: You Seem to Have a Broken Bones

Unexpectedly, Sun Shijin turned out to be a landlubber, and he disappeared after two sloppy flutters. When the soldiers saw that something was wrong, and they couldn't take off their clothes, they hurriedly jumped down like dumplings and six or seven people fished him up, and he was already full of water and became a veritable chicken in soup.

Nuoya covered her mouth and sneered, Baili Jiu leaned close to her ear, and said in a low voice: "Actually, you don't have to be so careful, the last time you let Elder Yu go, maybe it was deliberately instructed by the emperor." He was afraid that if we continued to investigate, Chu Qingxiu would jump over the wall in a hurry, so he deliberately did such a trick? ”

Noah pouted: "I don't care who instructed him, anyway, I just look at him very unpleasantly." Besides, as soon as the emperor left on the front foot, he brought someone over to check the ship on the back foot, who might it be? ”

It seems that what Madame said is also reasonable, Bailijiu no longer argues, and can only shake his head helplessly.

Sun Shijin wiped the water on his face, and lost face in front of the soldiers twice in a row, and he couldn't get off the stage, so he also rushed to talk to Noah.

"It turned out to be you again, could it be that this time it was ordered to handle the case again?"

"Since you know that we are on the order to handle the case, what are you doing with so many people surrounding me?" Noah asked with confidence.

"Naturally, it is a routine matter, according to the law of my Dachu, to check whether there are officials who violate the law and prostitute and corrupt the national style." Commander Sun clenched his fist upwards and said proudly.

"Oh? In that case, if you don't check so many painting boats, what are you doing robbing our lotus-picking boat? Noah humbly asked, and was not ashamed to ask.

"You are thieves with weak hearts and want to abscond, so naturally you will be arrested."

"To be a thief? Joke, why should we be weak-hearted? The Ninth Master is no longer an official in the court, and he is not within the scope of your inspection, so what is there to escape? Noah smiled all over her face, not in a hurry or annoyed.

"As long as it's a prostitute, it's not okay! No matter what the status! Sun Shijin waved his hand and directly pronounced the guilt of Baili Jiu.

Noya said solemnly: "Commander Sun has also married a wife now? ”

"Naturally!"

"Then may I ask if Commander Sun brings Mrs. Zun with him every time he goes to the Qinglou?"

"Nonsense, is that where the women's family goes? Naturally, you can't bring it. Sun Shijin snorted coldly.

Nuoya "poofed" and smiled: "Commander Sun is such a serious and sanctimonious person, he used to visit the Qinglou, but today he only allowed the state officials to set fires, and the people were not allowed to light the lamps." ”

"Presumptuous!" Sun Shijin repeatedly lost face in front of his subordinates, became angry, pointed at Nuoya's nose and said: "Since you have your own holy royal fan, then you are the imperial court, and you even go to such a desolate and lewd place for recreation, it is really a loss of my great Chu prestige, come on, take her away for me!" ”

"My wife is the signboard of the Hedong Painting Boat, and Commander Sun dares to provoke it, and I am willing to bow to the wind." Baili Jiuliang is a cool tunnel.

Noya twisted his waist fiercely, and muttered in a low voice: "In front of so many people, I said that I am the Lion of Hedong, ruined my reputation, and I will clean you up when I go back." ”

Baili Jiuqiang couldn't hold back a laugh, leaned over and whispered in her ear: "If you dare to give the master a hard one, the master will bring you a soft one on the bed." ”

"You!" Noya didn't expect Bailijiu to say such obscene words in front of so many people, she couldn't help but blush, gritted her teeth and threatened: "Only people with broken bones are soft!" You can try. ”

Baili Jiu found out that flirting in public was so interesting, especially the rare shyness of his rogue wife, and couldn't help laughing and said: "My master has broken bones more than 20 times since he was a child, and he is used to it." ”

"More than twenty?"

The surrounding soldiers didn't know what they were talking about, but when they heard Baili Jiu say such an arrogant sentence loudly, they all exclaimed, and there was a little more awe in their eyes when they looked at him.

Noya knew Baili Jiu the most, and sneered disdainfully: "More than twenty times? Ninth Master, your old man is talking about changing teeth, right? ”

"The lady is wise."

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Seeing that the two of them were flirting and scolding as if no one was around, Sun Shijin was so angry that he kicked the soldier who was smirking beside him: "Laugh at a fart!" Take them both with me! ”

The soldier grinded and did not move, and he was not open-eyed, so he said: "My lord, they are two people, and the reason for our arrest seems to be a bit far-fetched." ”

"She originally came out of the Qinglou, which is reasonable!"

Sun Shijin was annoyed and angry, so he was a little speechless. As soon as the words fell, there was a flower in front of him, as if it was a figure flashing, and with a "snap", he felt that his cheeks hurt hotly, and there was a salty taste in his mouth.

"You seem to have a broken bone." Noah took out the handkerchief from her bosom, wiped her hands, and threw it into the water, kindly reminding. That Sun Shijin must be a corrupt official, and he can rub his hand oil with a slap, which is too disgusting.

Only then did Sun Shijin realize that he had lost two teeth, and he screamed with a "whoop": "You dare to beat the court officials!" ”

Imperial court officials? What a big shelf.

Noah said coldly: "You should also be beaten as a deserved." My father is also Zhao Junhou who was posthumously awarded by the emperor, and the ninth master is the emperor's righteous son, you don't kneel when you see us, and you dare to speak disrespectfully repeatedly. Today, if it weren't for the face of you who used to be a subordinate of the Ninth Master, it wouldn't be as simple as losing two teeth, at least you would loosen your bones and have an all-round fracture. ”

The emperor's posthumous seal of Murong Cheng is only a name, but Noya has always used the tiger skin as a banner to seek his own benefit.

Sun Shijin was wronged by this slap, but he really couldn't do anything to Nuoya, not to mention that it was really self-defeating today, instead of catching Baili Jiu's handle, he was bitten back, which was a real knockout of teeth and blood swallowing.

He waved his hand in shame: "Withdraw!" ”

The fleet of boats reared back, then turned the bows of the boats, and in a moment they were all gone, leaving only her and Bailijiu's lotus-picking boat rippling on the empty lake.

Nuoya jumped to his feet and shouted in his voice: "Commander Sun must not bring so many brothers for recreation, although it is said that fighting tiger brothers, fathers and sons in battle, there are more powerful people, but it is not good to recruit prostitutes and attack them in groups, be careful that the charming little ladies here are angry with you!" ”

Bailijiu tugged at her sleeve: "Okay, madam, dissipate your anger and pay attention to your image." ”

Nuoya turned around and pinched her waist and said, "Didn't the Ninth Master say that I was from Hedong Painting Boat?" Naturally, it has to live up to its name. ”

This is to settle accounts after the autumn, Baili Jiu said with a hippie smile: "Madame's current appearance looks like the carmine pink of the painting boat, and she is a fierce and vicious old bustard, so Sun Shijin's courage is really not small." ”

Nuoya looked down at herself, it was a teapot posture that pinched her waist and eyebrows, and she couldn't help but smile: "How could Chu Qingchen appoint such a straw bag as the commander of the city patrol guards?" Is there no one left in the army? ”

"He's got his own set of things." Baili Jiu smiled, bent down to pick up the oars, and proposed: "Now that they are all scattered, they are just clean, let's go pick lotus flowers and lotus leaves, and get up early tomorrow to boil lotus leaf porridge to clear the fat in the stomach, and it is just the right time to defeat the fire." ”

Noya is also greedy for the thick lotus canopy in the lotus bush, so naturally she has no opinion, but she is not used to sitting on this kind of flat boat, her center of gravity is unstable, and she is a little afraid, so she can only sit down peacefully. Baili Jiu swept his own pulp, looking for the lotus bushes crowded next to each other.

The night was already dark, and the moon was in the sky, sprinkling a lake of broken silver on the surface of the lake. The surface of the lake gradually calmed down, and the sound of silk and bamboo drifting from the shore in the distance made the cool early autumn night even quieter.

On the shore, there is the chirping of summer insects, which should be harmonious, and occasionally the sound of fish jumping out of the water and making a splash. The heart was quiet for no reason, and the irritability of the right talent was swept away.

Baili Jiu simply lost the oars, let the boat drift on the lake, through the lotus bushes planted in the pavilion, the lotus leaves and flowers are densely intertwined, hiding the boat and people, no trace. The two sat on the boat, and from time to time the sweet and fragrant lotus flowers were separated by the tip of the boat, squeezed by the side of the boat, and then bounced back suddenly, and the delicate and smooth petals like velvet brushed on Noya's face, a little itchy.

These days, the two of them are exhausted, they are tired, and on the eve before the storm, I am afraid that it is rare to have such tranquility again.

Nuoya peeled the lotus seeds and ate them, and flew up and down dexterously with her slender hands: "It would be nice if there was wine, the breeze would be wine, and you and I would be vassals of Fengya once." ”

Baili Jiu made a trick, took out a pot of wine from behind him, and handed it to Noah: "Fortunately, Shicai took the sheep and took a pot." ”

Noah raised her wrist and tried to pick it up, not daring to make much movement. The boat was indeed not easy to navigate, and it rocked from side to side, which made her have to be careful.

"Ah Jiu, do you think Mrs. Hui is happy or unhappy in this life?" She picked the lotus petals at hand, poured the wine into it, held it close to her lips and drank it lightly, suddenly stopped and asked coldly.

"Why did you suddenly remember to ask this?"

"The emperor spoils her so much, although she has no reputation, but this life should be worth living, right? Moreover, she also raised such an excellent son, and the benefits of the whole world were taken by her alone. ”

"If you're envious, you can too." Baili Jiu heard her inexplicably sigh, and teased her with some taste.

Noah glared at him and continued to drink, "Isn't this already on your thief ship?" ”

He grinned: "One day, you will be glad that I fished you up, otherwise it will be too late to regret falling into the water." ”

Noah pursed her lips disdainfully: "Don't put gold on your face." ”

"Now that the matter is not final, who knows what the final outcome will be?" Baili Jiu fell crookedly in the compartment, looked at the moon in the sky, and said meaningfully: "Chu Qingchen wants to succeed to the throne, but it is not a simple matter like a holy decree. Otherwise, the emperor would not have to rush to pass on the throne to him in his lifetime. ”