Chapter 42 Sure enough, happiness and sorrow
In the courtyard, the woman was leaning forward and backward with a smile, extremely indecent. She had the least note on her face, but it was comical, the tip of her nose, her eyelids, and both of her eyebrows, faltering with her exaggerated laughter.
"The next round, the next round, it should be the fourth day of twilight." Chaosan shouted excitedly.
Twilight stood up unhurriedly, rudely rolled up his sleeves, shyly squatted up and down while patting, and chanted the words in his mouth: "Little pig squat, little pig squat, little pig squat, little pig squat." ”
Everyone turned their eyes to Ji Pozi.
Ji Pozi is picking up the note in one hand and going to the pot to fish for meat with a chopstick in the other. Hearing that Twilight was coming to her at four o'clock, she hurriedly stood up, scratching her ears and cheeks, and her mouth was still indistinct: "Monkey squat, monkey squat, monkey squat, monkey squat." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, several people burst into laughter, pointing at her and laughing happily.
Ji Pozi realized that she was so worried about the fast-cooked meat in the pot that she was distracted and dug a pit for herself. I can only hold back my laughter and redo it. Those who are named should respond and point out the next person while imitating the animal they represent.
Kikyo was named by Ji Pozi, stood up, and said word by word: "Kitten squat, kitten squat, kitten squat, kitten squats after the fox squats." ”
Lin Nuoya, who was overjoyed, stood up in a big way, with one hand behind her, and the other hand as a fan of grace, and frequently made a silky expression to several people: "Fox nine squats, fox nine squats, fox nine squats, fox nine squats are finished......"
She may have laughed so hard that her face stiffened, and her flattering eyes were not the charm of the woman's secret Qiubo, but the naughty pretending to be funny, as if she was squeezing her eyebrows, which made everyone in the yard laugh and couldn't straighten her waist.
Baili Jiuhou felt in hindsight, why is this fox Jiu's obscene appearance so familiar? It's like I've seen it somewhere.
The ingots beside him crooked, almost falling off the wall, and secretly laughed.
In the end, Lin Nuoya herself was so happy that she couldn't continue laughing while holding her stomach, and everyone laughed and put a note on her face.
"Do I learn like this?" Noah was obediently punished, sticking a note to her face, and asked the others in the yard, "I feel like my eyes are going to cramp." ”
"Like, it's like it." Someone replied through gritted teeth.
Noah, who was having fun, suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing past her, causing her body to stiffen. The few people who were making a fuss about getting Noya punished were all stunned.
Lin Nuoya slowly turned her head and saw that the person she had deliberately imitated was leaning against the flower stand in the courtyard, squinting her eyes and looking at herself dangerously.
It's a little awkward. Giving people nicknames and being caught on the spot, is there anything more tragic than this?
Sure enough, it is happy and sad.
Lin Nuoya shrunk her neck and smiled awkwardly: "Ninth Master is good." ”
"The ninth master is not good." Baili Jiu's face was expressionless, and even a little cold.
Several people in the courtyard were instantly silenced, and they stood obediently in a row, bowing their heads.
Bailijiu waved his hand, and several people immediately retreated silently along the root of the wall as if they were in amnesty, and gave Noya a look of self-begging.
Baili Jiu's eyes were like swords, Nuoya lowered his head in confession, tore off the note on his face, and pouted secretly: "If it's really a friend who drinks and meat, it's lively when you eat meat and drink, and you slip away by yourself if you're in danger." ”
She twisted the corners of her clothes with her fingers, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, obedient as a little sheep.
Bailijiu didn't pay attention to her, and walked straight to the charcoal stove and sat down. If it is really a blessed man, it is a coincidence, and the meat in the pot will be cooked thoroughly.
"Which pair of chopsticks is yours?"
Noah smiled humbly: "I'll go and get a clean pair of chopsticks for your old man." ”
After speaking, he is ready to smear the soles of his feet with oil.
"Come back!" Bailijiu took the clean dishes and chopsticks from Noya's position, took out a piece of meat from the pot and stuffed it into his mouth, and spoke a little slurred: "It's useless to pat on the back." ”
Noah turned around with a sad face, and smiled flatteringly: "Ninth Master, your prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, so you treat me as a little fart, right?" ”
It was a little difficult for Bailijiu to swallow the meat in his mouth, and almost all of it was squirted out. He felt very shameless that he had married such a vulgar woman, and he simply lowered his taste.
He almost gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to throw you into the pot and stew." ”
Lin Nuoya looked at him timidly, his eyes looked pitiful, and he suggested seriously: "You stewed me, it's only enough to eat for one day, you raise me, and you have meat to eat every day." We can't do the loss-making business of killing chickens and taking eggs. ”
Bailijiu is still trying to keep her face tight, this woman is too thick-skinned, no worse than herself, and she is good at disguise and pretending to be pitiful, so she must not be connived, otherwise one day, she will ride on her head and go to the house to uncover the tiles.
Baili Jiu didn't speak, Lin Nuoya was even more worried in her heart, you have a deep hatred on your face, if you want to kill or chop, you have a good time, just care about yourself and eat it, and leave yourself aside? Settling accounts after the fall is the most immoral behavior.
"Isn't it delicious?" Noah was speechless.
Hundred miles and nine heads are not raised.
"Why did you get back today?"
"Mrs. An looks at you through the autumn water, her tears wet the pillow, and she dries the pillow every day."
"Mrs. Qin has cultivated a women's army without sleep or food, just waiting for you to return to the house for review, protect your family and defend the country in the future, and share your worries."
"I heard that your animal farm has been renovated, and it is better than before, but unfortunately the guards stopped me from entering."
Noya racked her brains and asked, Baili Jiu had a cold face and didn't say a word.
Noah almost stood up angrily, pinched her waist and shouted, "Close the door, release the bubbles!" ”
The fire in the charcoal stove is "crackling" and burning, and the pot is full of meat aroma, wafting with a spicy and fragrant smell. Noya's pot is delicious, half clear soup and half red soup, and Baili Jiu eats heartily without raising his head.
Noya lost her temper, so she could only give up and muttered in a low voice: "We worked hard all day, and Mao'er didn't taste it, and we all sacrificed to other people's five internal organs temples." ”
"The new steward of the kitchen is stammering with you." Baili Jiu picked up a piece of meat and shook it under Noya's nose, and opened his mouth to ask the teacher.
"Wronged, Ninth Master, this meat is not a housekeeper for personal gain, it is a bird we caught all morning."
"Birds?" Baili Jiu chewed carefully, then raised his eyes and glanced at the location of the beast garden, and a bad premonition surged in his heart.
"Recently, there have always been a lot of birds flying over to grab the rations of bubbles, so I quietly set up a net and caught them all, the meat is fat and delicious, just right for the tooth sacrifice."
Noah was unaware of Baili Jiu's thoughts, and defended herself.
"You didn't eat a fire in the beast garden, and the guards were very protective of you, so you went out of your way to trap them, right?" Bailijiu raised his eyelids and glanced at Noya, and asked indifferently.
Noya finished talking for a while, and it took a while to understand the meaning of coming over Bailijiu, and he was immediately angry.
"I'll say it again at the end: I didn't set the fire in the beast garden, it was framed by someone else, you know it, Ninth Master!"
"Do you have idioms on your recipes?" Bailijiu suddenly asked.
"Huh?" Lin Nuoya was stunned for a moment, her mind couldn't keep up with the jump, and she was still stuck on the issue of the fire, puzzled.
"Seeing that your idioms and allusions are easy to use and use just right, I don't believe that you are an illiterate person."
Baili Jiu asked coldly, forgetting the question that Shicai asked Noah, as if it was just a casual joke.
Noya laughed twice and said nonsense: "I like to listen to the storyteller in the teahouse opposite Linlang Pavilion, my ears are calloused, and I can recite it backwards. So I can still say it on the lips, but I don't know it. ”
Baili Jiu still gobbled up himself, didn't care about speaking, and didn't have the slightest grace.
Lin Nuoya carefully observed the words. She knew that Baili Jiu was the boss of the general's mansion, and whether she would eat meat every day in the future, or stew meat for others to eat, or be stewed and eaten by others, all by virtue of this master's words.
Therefore, Jiu Ye's thighs must be hugged tightly, even if he is held in his arms and attached to his face, he must not let go, the fire can still be suffocated, even if he is suffocated with internal injuries, it is easy not to send it to him.
Otherwise, just like Shicai, people go around lightly, and it is still their own waist that flashes.
"Then the Qin family's martial arts path, you also heard what Mr. Storyteller said?" He asked nonchalantly.
"Her Qin family's kung fu is all rotten, and only they cherish themselves as treasures." Noah pursed her lips disdainfully.
"I want to come to your Murong family's Tai Chi Moon Sweeper is also hearsay?"
Bailijiu raised his head, stared at Noah, and carefully peeled a different expression from her face.
"What is the Tai Chi Moon Sweeper?" Noah asked puzzled, looking confused.
Baili Jiu only thought that she was pretending to be stupid with herself, and she didn't poke it, and explained: "Tai Chi Lanyue Hand is the unique mastery of the Murong family in Handan, and it has always been the essence of dialing thousands of catties in four or two. ”
Noah pondered for a moment before he suddenly realized: "Oh, I know." ”
"What do you know?"
"I've heard people talk about the Murong family in Handan before, and the head of the Murong family seems to be still a martial arts master in today's martial arts, with high morality and respect, and a leader among the leaders. It turns out that the Tai Chi Moon Sweeper you mentioned is his fame. Noah talked excitedly: "It's been famous for a long time, but it's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to see it." ”
Bailijiu stared at her playfully: "It's all old things, does anyone still talk about it now?" ”
"Why?" Noah was a little puzzled.
"Because the Murong family suffered a catastrophe a few years ago, dozens of people in the mansion were killed overnight, and there is no Murong Mansion in the world! Could it be that you! No! Know! Road! Is it? ”
Baili Jiu asked word by word, with a solemn face.