Shi Fan doesn't want to trouble Chang'e all the time, can't it be easy to learn together? And according to his own estimates, it should be almost at night, and the line should be able to be retracted.

"If you have enough merit, of course you can, you can call me at any time!" Chang'e chuckled over there, she stood on the top of the mountain and stood facing the wind, gently pulling the hair silk, the peerless elegance made the country lose its color, and the thought of having a concern in a different time and space, although she couldn't meet, Chang'e still felt that she had never felt fulfilled in her heart.

"Chang'e, Chang'e, it turns out that you are here, and I have been looking for you for a while. Bai Suzhen's shout came from afar.

"Brother Shi Fan, I won't tell you yet. Chang'e consciousness shielded Shi Fan and greeted Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen was lonely and couldn't bear it, so she invited Chang'e to play in Lishan for two more days, but Chang'e couldn't refuse and had already agreed to her.

Close Chang'e's dialog box and see that class hasn't finished yet, Shi Fan opened the circle of friends and looked at it, and sure enough, he saw Xu Xian, and he also saw his self-talk.

"Hey, Chang'e Fairy Beauty Crown Fairy World really lives up to its reputation, and her peerless posture is better than that of a lady, if you can also marry it, it would be so cool to have Shuangmei, cough cough!"

Xu Nerd began to laugh dryly, his physical function is not good, and he will never conflict with lust, on the contrary, he has a richer thinking, and he can't wait to take all the beauties in the world, of course, this is just that he thinks that there is no one around, he thinks casually, three wives and four concubines are legal in ancient times, who sees the beauty and has no idea.

"Mother, you can't handle a Bai Suzhen, and you're still worried about Chang'e!" Shi Fan looked at his message speechless for a while, and cracked a line of words, "Have you served your wife well? Do you still dare to worry about Chang'e?" Be careful that Bai Suzhen makes you kneel on the washboard until the sea is dry and the stones are rotten!"

"Who?" Xu Xian was frightened, don't look at him and dare to fantasize, in fact, he is very timid, he can't even feed his wife and dares to worry about others, if it is passed on to the lady, then it will be repaid?

Xu Xian has a little mana, although he can't be compared to the heavenly immortals, but he still has divine sense, but his divine thoughts swept around but he didn't find anyone.

Unable to find anyone, Xu Xian was a little flustered, but the integrity of the literati could not be lost, he forced himself to calm down: "Who are you?"

"I'm an ordinary immortal, the world calls me Brother Fan, I tell you Xu nerd, Chang'e, don't worry about it, you can't even feed your wife, and you still think about this and that, is it interesting?"

Xu Xian's embarrassed face turned red, if this was passed on by the immortals, how could he still have the face to live with his literati temperament.

But he heard the voice and said: "I told you Xu Xian, Chang'e came to Lishan, not because you have the talent to know? She saw that your lady was lonely and unbearable, and came to accompany her, don't you be amorous in the future, you know? Don't think that a beautiful woman can take a fancy to you, if you don't have the opportunity to save a little snake, the white lady will repay the favor and marry you?

Even Chang'e dares to think about this girl, can Brother Fan not be angry.

"Oh!" Xu Xian suddenly realized, if it weren't for Shi Fan's reminder, he really thought that Chang'e admired his talent and came to Lishan to see him handsome.

Seeing that Shi Fan didn't mean to say it, Xu Xian's mind calmed down for a while, and said, "That immortal, what are you looking for?"

"What's the matter, the thing that you can't feed your lady?"

"Ah, how do you know that I can't satisfy my mother?" Xu Xian then turned around, how did he know that his mother was empty? Could it be that they have a leg? This is his lack of self-confidence, the more he can't satisfy his mother, the less confident he is, and he is afraid that she will split his legs.

"If you can satisfy her, will the white lady still be lonely? The immortal mana in this book is boundless, how can you not know that you are separated?" Shi Fan said, afraid that this Xu nerd would think too much, so he quickly explained the matter to him.

"Oh!" Knowing that the lady was not cheating, Xu Xian finally settled down a little, and arched his hand upward: "Then what is Shangxian looking for me to do?"

Shi Fan: "First of all, I'm here to settle family disputes for you, otherwise you won't be able to satisfy your wife, her temper is getting bigger and bigger, what if domestic violence happens? Can you beat her with your small physique? What if she really cheats? If I'm not mistaken, you're in a cold war, right?"

Xu Xian was speechless, ashamed, didn't he blame himself for this family becoming like this? If domestic violence really happened, it would be really troublesome, that is, he would not use mana, the lady was tall and plump, and Xu Xian thought that he might not be able to beat her.

She's just a weak scholar who can't be restrained, isn't she?

After thinking for a while, Xu Xian snorted, "Shangxian, you want to help me?"

Shi Fan: "You tell me now, Bai Suzhen Xue's skin is condensed and her beauty is unparalleled, why don't you sleep with her?"

"This!" Xu Xian's face was flushed with embarrassment, and he hurriedly said: "What is the specific, Shangxian, don't ask, we don't want outsiders to interfere in our own affairs." ”

Xu Xian is a face-saving person, how can he be willing to tell outsiders about premature ejaculation?

Wipe, die to save face, Shi Fan is also speechless to him.

"Shangxian, you go, this is my family business, what does it have to do with you? You are an immortal, you can't meddle in other people's family affairs at will, right? Please leave. ”

Xu Xian actually began to send off guests, how can the hidden disease be humane to outsiders.

Shi Fan said casually: "Are you sick?"

Rise!

Xu Xian's face was as red as a red cloth, and he was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into, but how could he admit it, and immediately retorted: "I said, this is my family's business, it has nothing to do with you, and I ask you to retreat quickly!"

"me, get me. ”

Shi Fan pondered, he had to pry his mouth open, if he wanted to be obedient, he had to rectify his so-called literati style, to put it bluntly, it was a sour and rotten self-righteous stink.

They are pursuing the principle that everything is inferior, only the reading is high, and they will hit him on this and convince him, are you not a scholar, and you boast of your literary talents? I will hit you on this and make you obey.

Bang bang, Shi Fan typed up another line of words, "Xu Xian, it's okay to be self-righteous, I heard that you don't fall into reading every day, what do you think of your literary talent?"

"It's reasonable!" Xu Xian Dao, seeing that the other party mentioned reading, he suddenly became interested, and said in his heart that I was just modest, and I didn't believe that there were people in the entire heavenly realm who were better than me, I read books every day, chanted poems, and what about other immortals, wandering all day long, doing nothing, how can they compare with me? But let's be humble, right?

"Said in the past?" Shi Fan sneered, the poet immortal and the saint didn't dare to boast about the past in his article, this was obviously arrogant and complacent, and he pretended to be low-key, so he said: "You are just self-righteous, in fact, your so-called literary style is worthless." ”

"Worthless?" Xu Xian was furious.