“二妈，我没有惹小尹‭”‬莫离赶紧解释‭。

“小伙儿啊，这可不好，我家伊美在帮你整理衣服的时候在内袋里可是有翻到你用过的套套啊，你还说你的节操没掉，没惹她伤心‭”‬小明摆一脸严肃的棺材脸，暗道：摆面无表情的棺材脸也是门技术活，好累啊‭。

“二妈，这真的是个误会，我真的没有背叛过小伊‭”‬莫离很着急‭。

“小伙儿真没背着我家伊美在外面惹花花草草，其实以你的条件完全可以在外面养花养草养树，不过养多了，会不会照顾不过来，身体会不会吃不消啊‭”‬小明故作语重心长的长辈语气：累死俺也，直接忽视隔壁的咳嗽声，那货着急要不要这么明显呀,逗他都觉得不好玩了‭。

“二妈，请您告诉我小伊在哪里，我会当面向她解释，我不知道她会误会这么深‭”‬莫离觉得事态有点严重，必须和当事人解释清楚‭。

“这个我可以转告，你说吧‭”‬小明木着张脸,其实心里早想听是什么乌龙事件‭。

“二妈，这个能不能让我亲自和小伊说‭”‬莫离有些囧‭。

“那好吧”小明觉得自己真是好人,见对方表情感觉超为难的,放他一马,不过“这个问题可以过，那你妈妈的事情你怎么说，据说给你物色了一位海龟小姐哟，这件事你怎么看‭”‬这个问题怎么也要要说清楚‭。

“我会和小伊结婚，这只是早晚的问题，我这一辈子就认定小伊,只会和她结婚,我只爱小伊一个人,除了她谁也不要,我对那位海龟小姐完全没有意思‭”‬莫离表情很坚定‭。

"Hearing this, I'm relieved" Xiao Ming glanced at the next door, now he should be at ease, and then deliberately said, "Young man, you must keep your chastity, my Xiaoyi has an emotional cleanliness habit, and the betrayal of the body is the most direct betrayal, when the time comes, don't say that I don't have the kindness to give you a hint, the blind date object prepared by my aunt and I is not 300 but also 200, there will always be one, my family Yimei still likes you very much, the first time we met, since you called me the second mother, as an elder, send you a meeting gift, don't make a sound." ，你认真点听‭”‬小明把刚刚本来另作他用悄悄录的录音放给莫离听：

‭“‬我很喜欢莫离‭”‬伊美的声音‭。

“这个我知道，你们不都在一起五年了吗‭？ ‬”小明

‭“‬我真的很喜欢他很喜欢他很喜欢他‭。。。 ‬”伊美‭。

“我知道我知道我知道‭。。。 ‬复读机结束，然后呢‭”‬小明‭。

“可是他却碰了除了我以外的女人‭”‬伊美‭。

然后小明就把录音掐掉，后面没必要给他听了‭。

“是我不好，那天回来没有直接跟小伊解释清楚‭”‬莫离对此很后悔‭。

“嘛，只要不是真发生了，误会解开就OK啦，有误会要及时解释清楚，不要擅自脑补什么相处久了有默契对方会懂什么的，她又不是你肚子里的蛔虫，想好怎么给我家伊美说吧‭”‬小明瞄一眼隔壁邻桌：这个问题算是解开了，我家傲娇宁愿憋着也不去问清楚，真的是有够矫情‭。

“我很爱小伊，我们在一起五年，我就喜欢了她五年，要不是我妈妈的病，我早想向她求婚了，婚戒五年前就准备好了‭”莫离万分真诚的说。

“婚戒在哪呢，给二妈看看‭”‬小明两眼放光：会不会是言情剧里面那种多少克拉的钻戒啊‭。

“我没带出来‭”‬莫离心里很怀疑这真是小伊的二妈‭？

"That's a pity, I was about to take a picture and take it back to Imi, maybe she'll go back tomorrow, and now it seems that she won't go back in a month, shouldn't she bring her engagement ring with her all the time? 以备任何场合求婚不是吗‭？ ‬”小明故作为难：嘿嘿，其实是我想看啦‭。

“您等等，我这就去买一枚让你带回去给小伊‭。 ‬”莫离听说还要一个月才回去有些着急，马上准备出去买戒指‭。

“呆子，她说什么，你都信啊‭”‬伊美忍不住从隔壁蹦出来‭。

“小伊，你怎么能一声不吭出来，也不接我电话‭”‬莫离语气有些着急，不过看到自己爱人在眼前又很开心‭。

"She's arrogant, you two go back and close the door and explain by yourself, do you need to accompany me back after dinner? 我还要继续吃，服务员，过来重新换个锅底‭”‬小明喝杯水润润喉，准备继续吃‭。

“小伊，你也重来没给我说你有个二妈‭？ ‬”莫离表情很受伤‭。

“小明二妈，请问你去韩国哪家医院整容的啊，都整成你这样，估计那家医院快倒闭，全部员工都要喝西北风了‭”‬伊美阴阳怪气的问道‭。

"Bear child, hurry up and go home with your family and listen to how he explains to you, as for the identity of the god, didn't you tell others? 你还好意思说，我刚刚打电话叫他来，还问我是谁来着‭”‬小明笑得贼兮兮：嘿嘿，占口头便宜纯属恶搞，没想到对方还真当真了，这孩子是有多实在啊，不过也不能怪我啊，是闺蜜自己没有把她男朋友正式介绍给我认识的‭。

“走吧，我们回去，以后在正式介绍你们认识‭”‬伊美挽着莫离的手‭。

“走之前不要忘了买单，为了你这熊孩子的事，我还没吃饱呢‭”‬小明朝没走多远的人扯着嗓子喊，看看时间，下午四点，这顿午饭吃得还真久‭。

"Mind sharing a table? 小明小姐‭”‬许博擎从邻座走过来‭。

“灰常介意，我这桌已经买过单了，我划不来‭”‬小明看着自己精心选的东西还没怎么吃，又冒出个妖孽来,虽然很养眼,但还是不喜欢‭。

“要不我请你下次再来吃一次，或者在其他地方也行‭”‬许博擎很有风度的询问‭。

“不要，先生，我们不是很熟吧，还是你钱多没地方花，有喜欢请陌生人吃饭的喜好?‭”小明直接绝对,和陌生妖孽吃饭比起来,自己比较喜欢吃独食:‬看着这个泼我一身橙汁的妖孽心情就像我现在白黄白黄干掉的衣服一样，刺眼不爽，真是妖孽出没，要是气场不够，就会被祸害，需要绕道走‭。

许博擎莞尔一笑‭“‬吃几顿饭聊聊，一回生，二回熟，不是吗‭？ ‬”

小明见对方不客气的做自己对面“哦，那先生，你慢用，我去趟洗手间哈,拜拜‭”‬拎上包去卫生间，心想等会儿从后门走，这个点打车回家，或者今天晚上在城里房子睡，明天方便去面试‭。

Here, Xu Boqing kindly put some meat into the pot and cooked it for a while, and waited for someone to come back and eat it, but after waiting for about two minutes, he got up and left, what it means needless to say, women don't have to her, they just think it's interesting to listen to them just now, some of them are attracted by Xiao Ming, who is a little different from the past, and his life has been very boring recently, but he will definitely meet again in the future, definitely!!

回到公寓后，小明妈妈打个电话‭“亲爱的老‬妈，我今晚不回去了，住城里，准备明天一早去面试‭”

“恩，可以,晚上自己注意安全，窗户跟门都要锁好‭”‬王妈叮嘱道‭。

“知道了，我挂了哈，提前说个晚安‭”小明舒服的躺床上,试试床感怎么样,感觉这床睡着不怎么舒服,果然还是要自己去挑比较好呐。

在公寓洗个澡，打开衣服,看自己放这边的几套衣服,选明天面试穿哪套衣服，应该要穿庄重点，显得成熟稳重‭。

第二天起个大早，小明收到条短信：我和莫离和好了，小明最好了，我们今天就要回A市，下次我和莫离回来一定请你吃大餐，你想吃啥，随便点‭！！！ ‬小明瘪嘴：就说这妮子人来疯嘛，看吧，现在完全忘了自己要单飞开工作室的事情，估计压根都没跟她家男朋友说‭。

They reconciled, but Xiao Ming's mood was still rainy and rainy, and the interview with three in the morning was not successful, and he walked out of the company, and there were many people around, and he roared loudly in his heart with a calm face: I don't want to have work experience, people say that there is a master with work experience, and what I need is a rookie who has just graduated. 上午面试不成功，下午又接到老妈电话周六去相亲，看看日历，今天周三，无语望天，真闹心，哎，他们真的都不能消停下么‭。

On Thursday, the sky turned clear, yesterday Xiao Ming submitted a few resumes on the Internet, today he was ready to find a job, and he was a little depressed before going out: It's best to be able to go to work next week, the predecessors don't all say that it is easy to find a job with work experience, I don't feel it at all, but I am still disliked.

As a result, the plan is beautiful, the reality is shocking, today Xiao Ming went to several companies that had submitted resumes to apply, and they all returned with a black face, and gave the middle finger to the company behind him with a black face: Your uncle's, my sister has experience, what do you have to be picky!! The big companies in the city can be counted on three fingers, and the others are private companies and small companies, and there is no shortage of people in large companies, and the treatment and benefits of small companies are not good. 算了，姐不去面试去了，直接回家当啃老族，回家继续休息，明天回去‭。

‭小明上午应试完给家里打个电话“‬老妈，中午要准备我的饭‭”