"Stupid woman......" someone roared again. The frequency of these three words has been quite high recently, so high that it makes me feel very cordial! So kind that I've already tacitly accepted that this is what I call me. ――b

"What?!" With a knife in my right hand and an apple in my left, I poked my head out of the pantry and asked. TMD, there are so many tricks, drink a porridge, and give him some fruit after a meal, damn, the emperor is not so good at enjoying it!

"What's this thing you're cooking?" The wicked man frowned and kept flicking the spoon.

"Nonsense! Of course, this is porridge! "I just threw two health balls to him. "I don't want to drink porridge from the hospital restaurant, you go back and make it for me." "I had the experience of cooking for the first time in 18 years, and such a huge project naturally took a lot of effort on my part, and the experiment was miserable, almost half of the kitchen was demolished......

"What kind of porridge is this? What is this green and yellow thing? "The wicked man looked at me with black lines.

I glanced at him and glared at him with disdain, "It's green onions, vegetables!" "Porridge cooked with vegetables, of course, is green but not green, yellow and not yellow, green and not green, can you be so surprised? (Spicy and spicy, green is not green, yellow is not yellow, green is not green...... Porridge, imagine for yourselves what it looks like! After drinking, I was afraid that a certain person would go to find the "four uncles!! ）

"Oh my God! Oh my God......" The wicked man's eyes widened and he looked at me in disbelief, "Han Yueqiao, you are really a genius, you can actually cook porridge this color?" ”

"Hey, what do you mean? Miss Ben is cooking for the first time, and this is a good result. "I glared at him, the first time I cooked, I didn't praise a few words, and I kept finding fault! I see that this half-green color is not yellow or green, and it is quite normal, okay, I really didn't add pigment!!

"What does this smell like?" He sniffed, raised an eyebrow and asked, "Boiled paste?" ”

Now it's time for me to have black lines all over my head. --b blame that group of netizens, it's too wolf! In the morning, while cooking porridge, while thinking about going to collect the dishes of YY net, I went on to take a look, N people's dishes are cooked, it is rare not to be stolen, and you can steal someone else's, so excited that I occasionally steal it all the way home to use, and the vegetables are soft, and I forgot to cook the porridge for a while, and the result is a little mushy......

"This porridge is fine, right?" He still doesn't believe in my technique.

"You suspect I'm poisoned, don't you? Do you want to use a silver needle to test the poison? I pointed a knife at him and asked.

"Okay, then you can borrow a silver needle for me." He held out his hand to me and said with a grin.

Angry! This damn boy, I rushed home early in the morning to cook porridge for him, not only disgusted, but now he also suspects me of poisoning! Hmph, I knew it wouldn't be so troublesome, just bring the porridge I cooked for the first time and give it to him, so I tossed in the kitchen for a long time. (A certain spicy said, the result is not the same paste!) A certain Qiao was a little depressed, and blamed those netizens, if it wasn't for stealing my food, I wouldn't have to be in such a hurry! ）