Chapter 61: The Game of Life
"Ding-the system delivery is successful!
Please wait for the Supreme Master to summon the soul of Queen Niu Niu again!
In addition, I have established a "system chat group" with 3,000 system brothers, please become the supreme chat group master!"
The blackened gold finger system executes the order neatly, and invites Zhu Zhulan to become the owner of the "System Chat Group"!
"This- that-
I can only live by summoning souls twice - am I not a second commodity?
It's embarrassing!
Are you busy with being the leader of the group?
I am the leader of the group, and there is nothing I can use as a red envelope-
Isn't it going to make a bunch of you little systems despise?"
Zhu Zhulan is very sad, he has been traveling far on the road of poverty and poverty, and the scruples and cautions of the poor make him unable to let go.
"This-supreme master, you must not be restrained in front of a group of life-and-death brothers!
As a system, we pay attention to mutual cooperation, innovation and evolution, and there are not so many cheesy rules!
Moreover, only the supreme master can become the owner of the "System Chat Group", and in the future, no matter where the junior brother system can communicate in a timely manner in any place in the world, this function can be opened, and all the functions of the "System Chat Group" will be complete!"
The blackened gold finger system actually began to teach painstakingly......
"I'm going - I'm a router......
It's so high-sounding - what supreme group master......
In the future, all the systems will speak to me bluntly - bluntly - to be blunt!
Don't play any tricks and intrigues!
Otherwise, they will all be locked up in the small black house, and they will all be sent back to grandma's house to farm......"
Zhu Zhulan accurately and concisely grasped the system's caution and bad signs, and warned about the threat.
In these years, the systems that don't cheat people are all from someone else's family, and the bear children who don't cheat people are also from someone else's family, just like the goddess and the cute baby are from someone else's family......
"On behalf of the three thousand junior brothers, I swear to follow the instructions of the Supreme Master!
Now an interface appears in front of you, please accept the invitation and become the group owner of the router!
In this way, we can quickly understand whether the [Female Cultivation System] sent has successfully bound to the Niuniu Queen, and whether it has been successfully communicated—so that the Lord can be resurrected quickly and successfully!"
The blackened gold finger system began to explain the situation concisely, as if it was not an old oil head and routine emperor for eternity.
"Ding!
Bite!
Bite!
- I have become the owner of the "System Chat Group"!
Come - my dear group members, come and welcome your invincible poor group leader with a rain of red envelopes!"
As soon as Zhu Chulan entered the chat mode, he turned on the habit mode of being a.
In the interface of "System Chat Group", 3,000 and 1 systems are queuing up to cry:
I'm sorry!
Supreme master!
We forgot to roll up the money when we ran away......
We're poor—
Within minutes, three thousand and one systems lined up to swipe the screen and cry and shout poverty, which made Zhu Chulan feel sad - cold - a small collapse of mentality......
Zhu Zhulan calculated, plus the hundreds of millions of debts owed by him, the owner of the group, this luxurious lineup of "system chat groups" are all negative heroes on average, and they are the poorest negative hao chat groups in history......
In the "System Chat Group" interface.
Supreme master Zhu Izulan: Please stop crying and swiping the screen!
I've made a note for the chat group - the first negative group in history!
Remember your shame!
From now on, we must join hands, work together to progress, innovate and start a business, and strive to create the first god group in history in our lifetime!
Now, ask the system representative to state your excellent professional features and intrigues!
System 1: Does the system representative get paid? I'm ready to fight for it!
System No. 2: Does the system representative have benefits? I want to campaign!
System No. 3: Is the system representative privileged? I want to be on top!
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Blackened Goldfinger System: Everyone, I will temporarily report to the supreme master on behalf of you, please don't be bored and swipe the screen!
Blackened gold finger system: First of all, we can still give some benefits to the supreme master, including a variety of boutique movies and personal services!
Supreme Master Zhu Izulan: Boutique Little Movie - Personal Service - You are a little evil......
Blackened Goldfinger System: Please forgive me! I didn't explain it directly...... Boutique little movies are all kinds of human stunts - such as the use of gherkins, large eggplants, carrots, tender corn skills -
Supreme Master Zhu Izulan: Frightened! Please be blunt, don't be dirty......
Blackened gold finger system: It is how to shoot cucumbers, braised eggplant, stir-fried carrots, steamed and boiled tender corn, make the best vegetarian series, and make a fortune from the life department.
Supreme master Zhu Izulan: It's the chef's farming, repairing, driving, hacking, martial arts, and various stunts - is the personal service called peeing at the third watch in the middle of the night, and the fifth watch in the morning calling to get up, reminding the toilet to bring a tissue and the like?
Blackened Goldfinger System: The Supreme Master is really an unpredictable prophet!
The supreme master is really a prophet of the future!
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Supreme master Zhu Chulan: Please don't swipe the screen and slap the sycophants, and develop a bad bad atmosphere!
Supreme Master Zhu Izuran: Request to contact the [Female Cultivation System], the group leader is eager to resurrect and want to eat cucumber braised eggplant steamed tender corn alive......
[Female Dignity Cultivation System]: Check-in!Check-in!Transfer the call of the host Niuniu Queen:
〖Niuniu Queen: You are so heroic that you send the legendary system!
When will I pay back the 20 billion Star Coins I saved you?
If you don't talk about it, you can continue to be a jade!
I'm going to seal your corpse with wax and put it in front of the bed every night to look at and touch it—
It's kind of exciting to think about! It's kind of extravagant! But—it's kind of in line with who I am...... 〗
The supreme master Zhu Izulan: Help! Help! Sell blood, meat, chastity, genetics, beg don't drip wax - drip wax ruins life......
Queen Niuniu: I am satisfied with this attitude!
For the sake of my little servant, I will only receive 10 billion star coins for singing this Ise Shrine Maiden Requiem twice!
Little servant, listen up!〗
Supreme Master Zhu Izulan: Tears collapsed...... Tears flowed into the sea...... The most powerful man in history was born - I want to be a man to live! to live! to live......
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Three days later, Zhu Zhu, who was protected by the ruling queen's small leather whip, was resurrected in situ.
Going farther and farther on the road of being poor and poorer, Zhu Chulan had no choice but to hide his sadness and vicissitudes with a cold face.
has been secretly returning to Huaxia Film and Television Academy with a cold face.
Even if the gentle spring breeze caressed his cheeks, even if groups of beauties from Huaxia Film and Television Academy teased him head-on, he still had a cold face and did not change his color.
The resolute pace crushed the sunshine and the hearts of those who waited, making people's blood boil and the mountains roar with a tsunami.
He's finally reappeared!
appeared in front of the entire martial arts gymnasium of the Huaxia Film and Television Academy, looking at the super soldiers of the Celestial God Regiment.
The "gods" of the Celestial Regiments have reappeared!
His eyes are like lightning, his face is always calm and resolute, he is high above them, he is the eternal god of the Celestial Divine Regiment!
"Stand-up!"
"Salute!"
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"Report to Major General!
The Star Warrior Reserve Regiment and the Celestial God Regiment have all assembled!
Waiting for your instructions!"
Nalan Tiange moved out of the formation, standing handsome, reporting on behalf of the Celestial God Regiment!
"Good!
Looks like you've been taking good care of you these days!
All of them are blue and purple, and the noodles are vegetable......
It's a lot of fun to be cleaned up by a group of girlfriends, isn't it?"
Zhu Zhulan's words with a cold face made all the people of the Heavenly God Group ashamed.
In the past three days, they have been "taken care of" by the "girlfriends" of the Flower Vine Women's Special Guards every day, and they are screaming and screaming every day.
In the face of their "girlfriend" with ten times their combat power, the super soldiers of the Celestial God Regiment have to faint happily every day, of course, the happiness of being beaten......
"Brothers, it's a blessing!"
Zhu Chulan condoled with a cold face.
The super soldiers of the Celestial Regiments were silent and bowed their heads in shame.
"So—are you looking down to remember the happiness of having a girlfriend?
I'm going to announce the good news today: I'm going to give you a day off and play a game of life!
I see you're hungry too—everyone is ready to eat, but you have to make your own, and add two dishes to you, cucumber, braised eggplant, and these two dishes match your face......"
The super soldiers of the Celestial God Regiment looked at Zhu Zhulan with a sighing look, unable to believe that this was true.
At this time, Wang Lao Wang Invincible, three fat people, and nine little fairies who came to hear the news were looking at him behind Zhu Chulan with sparkling eyes.
Surprise - confusion - they are obsessed with Zhu Zhulan, who has returned like a dream.
The Black Sun King's eyes widened, and he wiped his eyes and said, "Big brother, you are really big brother!"
The demonic looked surprised and shouted: "Big brother, you have become strong again! You have become handsome again!"
The devil's path was rampant and not to be left behind, and he raised his fist and boasted: "Our eldest brother is invincible!
Zhu Zhulan glanced at the performance of the three fat men with ulterior motives, and hooked hands with them: "Come here, I'll tell you-"
The three fat men immediately rubbed over together smartly, and Zhu Chulan bowed his head and whispered to them.
The three fat men left with excitement and happiness on their faces.
Wang Lao Wang Invincible and the nine little fairies saw the three fat men leaving, knowing that Zhu Zhulan seemed to have some secret plan, and saluted Zhu Zhulan together: "Welcome the return of the regimental leader!"
"You go with the three deputy commanders! I want to rest and talk with the soldiers for a while. ”
Wang Lao Wang Invincible immediately took the order and left, more neat than the three fat men.
The nine little fairies frequently turned around and left, and many questions in the public could only be postponed, and they were curious about what they had done the other day......
Ten minutes later, the three fat men excitedly held their mobile phones for live broadcast.
In the live broadcast footage, the faces of the soldiers of the Celestial God Regiment were mosaic, and the title was: Shoot your girlfriend cucumber and swear to die!
In the moving camera, a group of long-legged and hard-dressed beauties of the Huateng Women's Special Guards are all waiting happily, and they all have paid QR codes on their faces.
The nine little fairies did not appear on the camera and took turns to broadcast the tragic battle.
One by one, the super soldiers of the Celestial Regiments were hit by the pink fist and jade legs, their clothes were ripped off, the finches were bulleted, and they were thrown into the big canteen with humiliation on their own to shoot cucumbers......
The reward provided by Zhu Zhulan is - the beautiful warrior who pulls the clothes of the super soldier of the Celestial God Regiment will be rewarded with ten drops of "Rejuvenation Liquid".
The benefits Zhu Zhulan got were - live broadcast rewards and QR code fees on the faces of the beauties, and the post-payers could see the faces of the violent beauties they were most interested in, and get a delicate hum and flying kiss from this beauty......
With the help of the live broadcast platform of Nalan Chujian, Nusura and Yuelu, three 100,000 cherished fan anchors, Zhu Chulan has gained a lot......
I'm sorry for the ruling queen, in order to become a debt-payoff, in order to become a god, I want to sell the cute beautiful little sisters around you......
In order to comfort the super soldiers of the Celestial God Regiment, Zhu Zhulan ordered all the beauties of the women's special guard team to have a sweet lunch with them.
An hour later, after the business of making steady profits and not accompanying them was completed, Zhu Chulan found that the popularity of the three big anchor accounts was not reduced.
"Well-then the life game continues, this afternoon, we live broadcast tree planting!
Each of the super soldiers of the Celestial Regiment, one hundred trees, each pushing the small saplings in your own cart, aiming for the Great Barren Mountain ten kilometers away, set off-"
As soon as Zhu Chulan's military order came out, the beautiful soldiers of the Huateng Women's Palace Special Guards cheered together and applauded the little beasts who had been abused by them.
"Come on!"
"Come on, come on, dear little beasts!"
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(To be continued)