I was petrified on the spot.

Who the hell is this? It seems so unreliable. First lent me 30 yuan to buy skins for the game, and now he asks me if I can cut people.

I felt as if I had been cheated by Lai Pi Zhou.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Ma Liang slapped me on the arm directly, "What about you, stupid?" ”

I opened my mouth but couldn't say a word.

"Damn, look at your talent, you can't even cut people, what's the point of living!"

Will a talent be cut down?

"Forget it, you're waiting at home! I'll be back later, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat them out, dare to grab horses from me,! His face was full of anger, and he ran away.

……

In the next two days, I realized how unreliable this guy was, either pulling me to play games, or asking me to help him at night, he went to peep at the little widow in the village to take a bath, and came back to show me how good the little widow was, and her eyes were full of gold.

By the third day, I couldn't help myself.

Eleven days until the thirtieth, not only did this guy not help me deal with my affairs, as long as I opened my mouth and impatiently interrupted me and asked me to do that, I couldn't bear it anymore.

"I said Uncle Ma, I called you Uncle, can you help me deal with my affairs first!"

Seeing that he was dressed in black and kept urging me to hurry up, I couldn't help but complain.

"Just that big thing about you, and you're still annoying all day, is there any interest!" Ma Liang glared at me fiercely and said wait.

Then he came out of the house, dug up a large piece of mud and handed it to me, saying that it would simmer for three hours until it was a little thinner.

Looking at the black mud that still smelled of pig manure, my stomach turned upside down, and my face was bitter.

This thing is slow-cooked, how do you drink it?

"Are you stupid?" Ma Liang pointed at my head angrily, "I asked you to pour out the water after stewing, and then chop wormwood and mix it together, and apply it to your wound to pull out the corpse poison." ”

After speaking, he added, "By the way, you still owe me a pot, and this pot can't be used anymore." ”

Seeing that he was about to leave after explaining, I hurriedly grabbed him.

"What are you doing? A little scratch on the belly is going to be dead or alive, didn't Lao Tzu give you a way? He pointed at my nose and scolded, "If you delay Lao Tzu's good deeds, see if I don't kill you." ”

Bah!

It's a good thing, isn't it just that when the point comes, I want to peek at the king's widow's whitewashing, it's so natural and serious.

"No, I mean I seem to be haunted by a female ghost who wants to marry me!" I didn't wait for him to speak, and told him everything that happened as quickly as I could in my life.

After I finished speaking, it took nearly ten minutes before Ma Liang jumped up and gave me a chestnut and burst into a foul language, "Are you stupid?" You only said something so serious now. ”

I want to die, and I want to die, so I said brother, it's not that I don't say it, you interrupted me as soon as I opened my mouth these days.

"Saorui, Saorui!" He scratched his head and laughed embarrassedly, "Brother, isn't he addicted to beauty and can't extricate himself, this little thing is worth forgiving." ”

I asked him what should be done about this and whether I could be saved.

"It's hard to say!" Ma Liang lowered his head and his face was a little solemn, "I haven't seen this thing on you, but the other party's Taoism should be quite high." ”

Ma Liang said that in general, the marriage of the living party and the dead person is held, and there must be a master who understands this aspect before doing it.

I've never heard of a ghost that can bind a living person on its own, it's weird.

For a while, we were all silent, and my heart was even heavier.

I thought I would be fine after I found Ma Liang, which is why I was willing to do whatever he asked me to do for so many days, but now I actually said that it was not good?

"!" Ma Liang suddenly slapped his thigh, and both eyes were shining.

I was taken aback by his roar, and when I saw his excitement, I thought he had thought of something, so I asked him what was wrong.

", I forgot that it was past ten o'clock because of your boy's delay, hurry up, judging by my experience, I can still see her dressed now." Ma Liang stood up from the stool as he spoke, and ran out in a hurry.

As soon as I ran two steps, he turned his head and shouted to me: "Hurry up, what are you doing!" ”

I have a fire in my belly, saying that I want to go to you alone, and Lao Tzu will not accompany you.

He was stunned for a moment, and said Do you kid still want to live? Come with me if you want.

Can peeking at other people's baths save lives? What a theory of this.

"Really going?" I was in disbelief.

"Which green onion are you? Is it worth Lao Tzu to lie to you? Ma Liang smacked her lips with disdain, and explained: "By the way, remember to smear some sesame oil on your body." ”

I groaned, walked to the altar and bowed three times, then took the sesame oil and rubbed it on my body.

While wiping me, he asked him, "Why do you have to apply sesame oil to your body every time you help you with the wind?" ”

Ma Liang didn't answer my question, but asked with a smile: "Do you know why you have to offer sesame oil to the grave?" ”

I didn't even think about it, so I said I knew, and I gave it to the ghost.

There is a folk saying that ghosts are food that cannot see the sun, and they must be lit with sesame oil to find the taste to find food, and sesame oil is the guiding light of ghosts.

As soon as I finished speaking, I was stunned.

Nima, didn't I put sesame oil on myself to make it easier for those dirty things to find me? Is this guy helping me or killing me!

"Don't be angry, otherwise how do I know what's pestering you? Let's go! Ma Liang crossed his hands on the back of his head, and walked in front of him with a small song.

……

Because of my delay, Ma Liang didn't feast his eyes tonight, and he was scolding all the way.

I didn't think I heard it, and I didn't know what to see, wasn't it just two more pieces of meat, and it was exciting to see it once, but this kid went almost every day, and he wasn't afraid of long needles.

"Brother Ma, what are we going to do?" I took out my phone and looked at the time, and it was almost twelve o'clock.

Coming out of the backyard of Widow Wang's house, we have been walking for nearly an hour and a half, from the head of the village to the end of the village, and from the end of the village to the head of the village.

"I said you kid just talk a lot of, and it's not over if you follow." Ma Liang glared at me angrily, "Didn't I help you lure that thing out." ”

"Is there a way to lure her out of this way?" I'm a little confused.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, and when the ghost door is opened, your kid has a heavy yin qi, and you have smeared sesame oil on your body, you will definitely be able to lure those dirty things over." He slammed his mouth.

My body trembled, shrunk my neck, and said Brother, don't hurt me, I'm afraid she won't come to me alone.

The thought of thousands of ghosts running to me in search of food gives me goosebumps falling to the ground.

"yes!" Ma lit a cigarette and took two puffs before asking, "Do you know why some people want to get married?" ”

I shook my head.

"I said you are Lao Zhou's nephew, why don't you know anything? It's like two hundred and five. Ma Liang's face was full of contempt, "To put it bluntly, getting married is to raise a little ghost, you marry her naturally to give her an offering, can she ignore you if something happens to you?" ”

I let out a long oh and understood.

It turned out that Ma Liang wanted my life to be threatened, and then when the female ghost came out to save me, he caught the female ghost.

It's stupid, but it works.

I was about to say something, Ma Liang suddenly shushed: "It's here!" Behind your back. ”

I was about to turn my head subconsciously, but Ma Liang fixed my head with his hand and whispered, "Don't turn your head, be careful to scare him away." ”

I'm really a dog, who scares whom.

I didn't dare to move, but I could feel something crouching next to me and sniffing at me.

And the number is constantly increasing.

"I'll go, you kid is awesome, you can actually attract all the dirty things in a hundred miles." I couldn't be scared, but Ma Liang smiled heartlessly.

I have a saying in my heart that MMP doesn't know whether to talk about it or not.

"Hey, that's not right." After half a minute, Ma Liang sighed again.

"What...... What's wrong. I changed my position uneasily, and I didn't dare to move.

"What the hell did you provoke, these little ghosts don't dare to get close to you within half a meter, this is fucking unscientific!" Ma Liang couldn't help but burst into a foul language.

Don't dare to come near me? Impossible, before I came to Ma Liang, I was almost killed by a female ghost buried in the wall in the hotel.

"Is this kid of yours recruiting yin physique or warding off evil physique, hastily, what's going on!" Ma Liang jumped to his feet angrily on the side.

Seeing Ma Liang's angry roar, I couldn't care about being scared anymore, and turned my head to look back.

Good guys, a whole bunch of white and transparent people, no, it's dirty.

As soon as they saw me turn my head, they ran away en masse......