Chapter 67: Squirting Rice Couplet
Liyue didn't think much about it, tidied up his clothes, and then followed the large army towards the main hall.
Main hall.
The Emperor of Western Xia sat in the first place in a dragon robe, and the ministers sat according to their official ranks, talking and laughing, and there was harmony on the surface.
In fact, the dark tide is surging......
Zeng Shuiming and Feng Luoxiu didn't look at each other right, and they didn't care about each other. Emperor Xixia was full of smiles, and his handsome face turned Emperor Xixia into a beautiful man in his thirties.
Liyue pursed her lips, I have to say that Tianling Continent is really full of beautiful men and women, take out any one, all of them are at the level of superstars in the 21st century.
Even the emperor with a suspicious heart can be said to be reasonable, and he can barely be regarded as handsome.
"Come, Queen." When Emperor Xixia saw the empress, he was full of smiles. The queen also smiled elegantly and dignifiedly, and walked to the seat closest to the Xixia Emperor: "The concubines see the emperor." The emperor is blessed. ”
Next, there was an uproar and kneeling, and then the sound of "courtiers", "concubines" and "courtiers".
Liyue bent her knees slightly, making herself not so obvious. When Emperor Xixia said that it was just a family banquet and that there was no restraint, a group of people stood up and sat down in their own seats.
What followed was a flurry of politeness, but no one was looking for trouble with themselves. Liyue was also happy to be idle, a pair of sharp eyes glanced at the audience without a trace, Liyue tasted the exquisite pastries on the table elegantly, did not participate in the conversation, and ate silently.
However, it is the stubble that cannot be hidden. As the singing and dancing leveled out, the enchanting dancer danced with soft pink long sleeves, and the queen suddenly remembered something, and said softly to Emperor Xixia: "Your Majesty, the concubine vaguely remembers that although Miss Feng did not have a very good reputation before, she ...... That talent is also waiting. When the concubines saw the performance of the singers, they suddenly wanted to see Miss Feng's performance......"
The queen's voice was not loud, but it happened to be heard clearly by people with better ears in the main hall.
Liyue lowered her head to taste tea, silently, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a faint sneer.
You want her to dance like these singers, don't you?
Let's not talk about my original body, I can't dance at all, even if I can dance, a courtier who has not been out of the cabinet, doing the kind of thing that only singers and dancers can do in public, isn't it clear that she ruined her reputation?
The corners of Emperor Xixia's mouth were hooked suspiciously, and he looked at Liyue: "It's so good." I also want to see how talented Miss Feng is. I wonder if Miss Wind can put on a show? ”
Say yes or no, but there is no right to refuse at all.
Liyue's eyes were deep, and he looked at Emperor Xixia for a long time, and chuckled.
A smile is enough to captivate the city.
"The queen must have forgotten a lot of nobles, and she took care of everything in the palace, and she misremembered what the courtiers were best at. Although the courtiers are good at singing and dancing, they love things that are quiet and elegant. How about a courtier write a couplet for the emperor and the queen? ”
"Couplet? Your Majesty, the Queen, it's good to be so. In half a month, it will be Qixi begging. Miss Feng's couplet is just in the background. Also, the head of the Feng family is a military general, and Miss Feng can be literary and martial, which is not the pride of our Western Xia. Lan Guifei smiled skillfully, with an elegant and soft appearance, with a faint smile, which made people unable to find flaws.
The queen hated Lan Guifei, a slut who demolished the stage everywhere, but she had no choice but to respond dignifiedly.
Liyue glanced at Lan Guifei with a little surprise. But when I thought of Mu Limo's mother, I was relieved.
"Well, I've never seen Miss Feng's culture." The Western Xia Emperor did not smile at the flesh.
In this way, a crisis was easily resolved.
Liyue smiled lightly, waited for the maids to bring pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Liyue slowly grinded the ink away, looked at the smudged ink, smiled lightly, and the brush was lightly dipped in it.
She has a lot of fighting talents, but she doesn't have poetry talents.
But the only good thing about her is that she has traveled through time, and no one knows the previous verses at all!
I'm sorry, great poets.
Liyue silently apologized in her heart.
The silver candle autumn light cold painting screen, light Luo small fan fluttering fireflies. The night of Tianjie is as cool as water, lying down to watch the morning glory Vega.
This poem is one of the seven unique poems written by Du Mu, which is very famous. Liyue also memorized some more famous poems so-so, and this one can be regarded as more able to support the table.
Emperor Xixia was stunned for a moment, looking at the beautiful handwriting on the rice paper, strong and vigorous, there is a strong female grace and softness, it is simply the best women's calligraphy in the Western Xia Empire.
When did Feng Liyue have such calligraphy attainments?
Liyue hooked his lips and smiled coldly.
Queen, sooner or later I will ask you to pay me back what you owe me!
"Queen Mother, there is a poem dedicated to you from the moon." Liyue hooked his lips and smiled, and his blue eyes were innocent.
The queen frowned, feeling that something bad was coming. I just wanted to stop it, but Liyue had already written. It was rude to disturb like this, and the queen had no choice but to put away her thoughts.
Quietly drying the handwriting on the paper, Liyue hooked his lips and smiled slightly, and adjusted the direction of the paper so that everyone could see it clearly.
Seeing Juan Xiu's handwriting, the queen couldn't help but take a big breath, and looked at Liyue angrily!
Women are black, white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall, short, fat and thin.
The golden throne only saw the leftover women, and the mother of the country was uncomfortable.
Although the queen doesn't know what the leftover girl means, she is still sure that this is a big disrespectful word!
Liyue seemed to be smiling, not smiling, not caring about the surrounding discussions, just looking at the queen calmly.
Feng Luoxiu was about to laugh. Well, it's really her granddaughter, and she is the one with a poisonous tongue. Those scumbags and scumbags get out of the way!
Hey, what is a scumbag and a scumbag?
The queen took a deep breath and looked at the vulture: "Miss Feng is really talented. But I don't know what this poem means? ”
Liyue Da Lama sat down in his place, his eyes were evil: "It means that this harem is fat and thin, and the emperor is neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, rich and handsome, and the harem women are enviable." And the queen is the lord of the first palace, tolerant and generous, thanks to the grace of God, for the royal branch, all the harem is contracted by herself, much more tired than others, naturally uncomfortable. ”
!
Pure!
Xiao Mimi and Xiao Yuyu glanced at each other in the space, and then rolled their eyes very tacitly. Hmph, my own master will be so kind, I don't believe it when I am killed.
The Queen's fingers trembled slightly. What a clever little girl!
However, I don't know how to refute it!
Emperor Xixia's eyes were gloomy, but he couldn't find an excuse, and snorted coldly: "Miss Feng is really talented!" ”
"Of course." Liyue nodded unceremoniously, so angry that the Emperor and Empress of Western Xia almost vomited blood.