Section 44: Battle of the Eight Immortals

That Lu Dongbin was full of expectations and asked me to tell him the reason, but I didn't expect me to come to this sentence, and he suddenly screamed angrily, took two steps back and said, "I'm going to kill demons and demons today, and let you know the power of the Eight Immortal Array!" ”

"I'm grass, you don't blush when you say this, if Lu Dongbin in the sky really heard you say this, he wouldn't vomit blood angrily?" I couldn't help but say.

"How dare you slander the Pure Yang Ancestor?" His angry face turned black directly.

It should be said here that although they are terracotta figurines, their heads are human heads, flesh and blood, so they also have changes in their faces and expressions.

The more angry he was, the happier I became: "Pull you down, are you still a pure yang ancestor?" You're even more shameless than a two-skinned face, and you actually said such a thing? You just saw that I took your Pure Yang Sword empty-handed, you should know that I am not easy to mess with, so if you know the interest, immediately retreat from the Eight Immortals Array, I can also let you go, otherwise as soon as I want to make a move, you will never be able to turn back. ”

I also have confidence in saying this, Li Hongyi can also see that I have all kinds of hands and eyes, these two goods don't even have my skull staff hands and eyes, and dare to call myself a pure yang ancestor? Then wouldn't I be a Super Pure Yang Ancestor?

Originally, when I said that, I did give him some opportunities, but after Lu Dongbin heard it, he came with a sword again.

Anyway, since I don't see the coffin and don't cry, today I want to let these two goods not use the pure yang sword, but use the evil sword instead, not to be Lu Dongbin, to be Lin Pingzhi!

Thinking of this, when his Pure Yang Sword stabbed again, I took a step back and cast the Skull Staff to attack him.

Although Lu Dongbin couldn't see it, he was not stupid, he only looked at the direction of my left hand swing, and hurriedly used the Pure Yang Sword to block it.

But the oiran on the top of the head was still sprinkled with peonies, so Lu Dongbin and I had to dodge from time to time, and Xiao Hei was not allowed to jump around behind him, and the seven of them were also dancing.

Lu Dongbin also had to watch out for the top of his head, so he was also in a hurry, and couldn't help but be angry, and suddenly took out several black paper and white carbon talismans from his body and threw them at me.

Seeing this, I can't help but be happy, the second goods are really the second goods, and I am not afraid of the talisman, what is the use of holding it for me? Then he said: "I am neither a demon nor a person in the Daomen, you beat me with a talisman, and use it for a hair?" It's better to leave these talismans to stick to the leaf - if you can stick to him. ”

The talisman floated by, and it was really useless to me, but as soon as it met the peony flower, it exploded instantly.

He Xiangu here thought that she was young and beautiful, so in front of this crowd, she stepped on the lotus flower like the third prince of Nezha, and floated away.

At first, I thought she was going around like this because she wanted to show off her figure, and I was thinking that there were still beautiful models in the Eight Immortals Array to show this content? Or a beautiful cheerleader?

But I didn't want her to float, so I saw the second He Xiangu.

Then, the third He Xiangu, the fourth He Xiangu.

I hurriedly rubbed my eyes and calmed down, thinking that I was dazzled by the confusion caused by the noise of Han Xiangzi and Zhang Guolao's musical instruments, but I found that it was okay not to rub it, and this rubbing immediately gave up a lot of He Xiangu.

Countless He Xiangu circled around me, and suddenly, all of their red faces and beauties suddenly became dry bones under the soil, stretched out dry hands and hugged me one after another, and at the same time opened their mouths, revealing Bai Sensen's teeth and biting over.

At this time, I hurriedly used my jade ring to look at it with my hands and eyes, and I could already determine which one was the main body He Xiangu, but she was too fast to move, and I couldn't hit her even if I wanted to hit her with a skull staff.

Coincidentally, there is no book, just now Lu Dongbin sprinkled the talisman, and the peony of the Oiran collided, and there were many explosions, countless talismans and countless flowers, but it was also spectacular, this He Xiangu deity just happened to be in the charm and the peony wanted to touch, was bumped by her.

Therefore, the banging sound blew He Xiangu himself out of around me and disappeared into the white mist.

With this explosion, countless He Xiangu disappeared in an instant, and at the same time, it also made me feel relaxed in an instant, and I no longer had the feeling of oppression with red faces and dry bones.

couldn't help but say to the direction in which He Xiangu disappeared: "Make you beautiful, is it beautiful enough?" Keep surfing, grass! ”

In the direction where He Xiangu disappeared, a white door appeared, and Kunmen was written on it.

Then he said to Oiran and Lu Dongbin: "Well done! ”

Oiran listened to my expression, sprinkled more energetically, peony flowers fell more densely, I really wanted to say at this time: "Sister Hua, you come down, if you go on like this, I and Xiao Hei will be destroyed by you sooner or later!" ”

But I'm afraid that such a shout will discourage Oiran's enthusiasm, after all, it's rare to see her brave once, so let her be.

Lu Dongbin was even more angry.

It's no wonder that Lu Dongbin is Qian, He Xiangu is Kun, one is pure yang, one is yin, from the book, Qian is the sky, Kun is the earth, and the combination of Qiankun gives birth to all things.

So his talisman actually hurt He Xiangu, and he was even more furious.

Then he scattered the talisman, which not only floated to the peony flower, but also to the oiran.

I suddenly realized that this Lu Dongbin originally sprinkled the talisman not against me, but against the Oiran, but there were too many peony flowers, and many talismans were wasted, and now it is the second talisman.

This Oiran was hit by a talisman, and there would be a problem, so I thought of this and hurried to remind her.

But Yao Kui had been hit by a spell and fell directly from the air, and Ran Zhu sat on the ground with a painful face.

I asked Hei to go to her side and help take care of her for the time being.

Lu Dongbin couldn't help laughing: "If I am in the middle, I will turn into corpse water in a moment or three......"

Before he could finish speaking, I cast my skull staff and struck the second cargo again.

But I didn't really hit him, Wu Zetian's puppets all have a deadly place, whether it is to control ghosts, monsters, or dummies, there will be a talisman.

I suddenly understood why they couldn't control Mrs. Liang, but wanted to win over Mrs. Liang, just because Mrs. Liang was a human being, so they couldn't control it.

Seeing that I was waving my hand again, Lu Bubin hurriedly took his sword to block it.

I shook a shot, grabbed his clothes with my right hand, and then, with a "z" sound, directly ripped off his clothes.

Previously, it was said that he was a black clay figurine, referring to the body, and the head was still a human head, so after being torn off, the ugliness was revealed, and the talisman that controlled him was on his chest, which looked very conspicuous.

I cast my skull staff again, ready to repeat the old trick, and with a false shot, it still knocked out the sword in his hand.

Then, as I reached out and grabbed the control charm on his chest, he suddenly retreated into the white smoke, and then a door blocked me, with the words "Dry Door" written on it.

Xiao Hei saw that I had won the battle, and that the Oiran had been beaten down by Lu Dongbin again, so he finally wouldn't attack indiscriminately, so he meowed again and called out the lonely ghosts nearby to help me.

But as soon as the lonely ghosts came out, they saw Uncle Cao Guo holding an ivory jade plate to kill ghosts like cutting leeks, and those souls were like moths to a fire.

How can this be endured any longer? This is the one at the end of the Eight Immortals, I'll send this to the West Heaven first, so I picked up the Pure Yang Sword and stabbed it directly at Uncle Cao Guo.

The sword stabbed at him, and though it was completely pierced, he acted like he was nothing.

Grass, what kind of pure yang sword is this? It's better than a fruit knife.

At this time, Uncle Cao Guo smiled and said: "You have a kind, dare to stab me, I will immediately start the Emperor Fengdu, and take you to Fengdu to ask for beheading!" ”

Hearing him say that, I was also happy, what a guy with no eyes.

Don't say that he is really Uncle Cao Guo, if he wants to take me to Fengdu to ask for beheading, he has to weigh it.

What's more, it's a second goods pretending to be Uncle Cao's uncle?

First of all, you want to destroy my ghosts, and you want to destroy me? It's so fucking funny, just let me, the super pure yang ancestor, send you back to the West!

I held the Pure Yang Sword in my right hand, and although I stabbed him, he was fine, but he couldn't move, so I cast my skull staff and hit his Heavenly Spirit Gai directly.

The first rod is to avenge the soul you just killed.

The second staff is that you are pretending to be Uncle Cao.

When I was about to hit him for the third time, his brain burst out, and he slowly fell to the ground, turning into a puddle of water, leaving only a suit, and the jade board, and a talisman in the clothes.

At this time, a door appeared behind him: Genmen, but unlike Qianmen and Kunmen, Genmen was broken.

After Uncle Cao Guo's death, the Eight Immortals Array broke a gate, which made my confidence soar.

Han Xiangzi is still blowing Xiao, and Zhang Guolao is still banging.

I walked up to Han Xiangzi with the Pure Yang Sword, pointed at him and said, "You really think you're a musician?" You're not even as good as the beggar who pulls the erhu on the street, stop the immediately! ”

Han Xiangzi remained silent and continued to blow.

I feel that my brain is like countless threads, which were originally well and neatly placed in my brain, but Han Xiangzi's Xiao Sheng, like a hand, messed up all these threads - making people dizzy and almost wanting to die - even death can't be freed from the voice.

Let's go out, don't listen to persuasion, and go with Uncle Cao.

So when I picked up the Pure Yang Sword and stabbed him, I found that he had appeared in another place.

"He is Kanshui, and water is impermanent, and even more impermanent, so he can be like a ghost." Oiran said at this time: "Master Zilong, if you break through the water, you will use soil!" ”

Earth? Where is the soil here? Oiran is a problem for me.

I suddenly remembered that although among the five elements, soil and water are overcome, but in reality, isn't it water and fire?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help touching my body, I felt out a lighter, and I was overjoyed: Your sister, do you like to blow Xiao, Lao Tzu, I will let you blow enough this time!

Then I turned on the lighter, and when I saw that he was closest to me, I threw it at him.

Although the lighter was thrown at him, it burned instantly.

I couldn't help but be overjoyed, but I soon found that the fire was gradually extinguished, and Han Xiangzi was not damaged at all.

His voice is still the same.

At this moment, Xiao Hei couldn't bear it anymore and got up and pounced on Han Xiangzi, of course, Han Xiangzi still couldn't be pounced on by Xiao Hei.

It seems that water and fire are only on the surface, but it doesn't help for Xiao Hei to pounce around, so I said: "Xiao Hei, go back first, I will definitely win this birdman today!" ”