Chapter 4 Landscape Design Four Handsome Ratio

After Aunt Zhu got up, she turned her head to question Ye Xiaofei, but found that Ye Xiaofei was standing seven or eight steps away, staring at her with a frightened expression.

"You ......"

Aunt Zhu pointed at Ye Xiaofei, her face turned red, and she was so angry that she couldn't speak for a long time.

Ye Xiaofei looked innocent, spread his hands and said, "Aunt Zhu, it's not me, it's really none of my business!" ”

With such a long distance, even if Ye Xiaofei is a 100-meter athlete, it will be too late.

Aunt Zhu had no evidence, so she dug Ye Xiaofei hard, rubbed her sore arm, twisted her fat ass and left.

Walking to the staircase, Aunt Zhu didn't forget to shout again: "It is forbidden to take girls back to the dormitory, if you are caught by me, you will be deducted credits directly!" ”

"I'm going to look at sex as soon as I look at it. Life is not harmonious! ”

Ye Xiaofei pursed his lips and muttered, wanting to step forward and close the door.

"Boom!"

As soon as Ye Xiaofei raised his feet, a strange wind suddenly blew up, and he directly closed the door of the dormitory.

At the moment when the door of the dormitory closed, at the door, stood Guan Caixun, a female ghost with a slender figure and long hair hanging down her shoulders.

Ye Xiaofei was stunned, pointed to the door, and asked in surprise, "You tripped her just now?" ”

Guan Caixun frowned slightly, and snorted coldly: "This kind of woman is hateful, I just punished her a little." ”

When Ye Xiaofei heard this, he suddenly felt that the female ghost was not so terrifying, so he couldn't help but take a deep breath, took out half of the comb from his pocket, and asked tentatively: "That...... What you just said is true? ”

Guan Caixin saw that Ye Xiaofei still didn't believe in himself, so he sighed lightly and said faintly: "Believe it or not, those old ghosts basically don't dare to come out during the day, and you will know at night." ”

After a slight pause, Guan Caixin hesitated again: "However, I hope you can put away the comb......"

After speaking, he stopped talking nonsense with Ye Xiaofei, Guan Caijing directly turned into a puff of green smoke, got into the comb and disappeared.

Ye Xiaofei stared at the comb in his hand in a daze, and his mind was entangled for a while, and finally shook his head helplessly: "Alas...... A small life matters, it is better to believe it than to believe it! ”

At this moment, there was the sound of footsteps outside the dormitory, and the sound of several roommates giggling came in, and Ye Xiaofei was still standing by the wall in despair, carved wood sculptures in clay, and holding a half-cut comb in his hand.

"Hey, Hero, when did you come back?" Wang Pu, the thin bamboo pole, took the lead in opening the door, walked up to Ye Xiaofei with a smile and asked, "Last night's overnight tour of the cemetery, are you okay?" ”

Ye Xiaofei is usually uneven and nosy, and was given the nickname of a hero by his roommates.

Hearing Wang Pu's voice, Lin Xiaofei came to his senses, put the comb in his pocket, punched Wang Pu in the chest, and scolded angrily: "Damn, you gang of cowards who escaped from the battle are still not men!" ”

Wang Pu was staggered by this punch, his face changed, and he wanted to turn his face, but after all, he felt that he was at a loss, and said with a smile: "Hero, we are just joking, we know that you are bold, hehe...... Don't be angry, there is no class today and Sunday, a few brothers have a treat, it is considered to be an apology for you! ”

The other two roommates also felt empty, apologized together, and walked out with Ye Xiaofei in their arms: "Let's go, brothers, I will accompany you to the Internet café for a while, we will pay the fee, and we will treat you again at noon, and apologize......"

It turned out that after these guys slipped on the soles of their feet last night, they didn't go back to the dormitory at all, but played an all-night game in an Internet café.

Ye Xiaofei didn't want to deal with these unrighteous guys, but he was frightened by the words of the female ghost in red, Guan Caixing, and felt that it was safer to live in a group, so he went out half-pushed and walked out of the dormitory building.

Ye Xiaofei's dormitory is on the west side of the school, and he wants to go to the Internet café outside the school, just past the playground.

It is the Qingming season, the April day in the world, and the scenery in the school is just right. It's another weekend, and someone is flying a kite on the playground.

"I remember that on March 3 of that year, the kite flew all over the sky, and my sister and I held hands ......" Wang Pu couldn't help shaking his head and humming when he saw the kite in the sky.

Ye Xiaofei also looked up at the kite and then at the playground.

There are not many people on the playground, and occasionally there are one or two couples hugging each other, but they are young couples who are in love. Looking at the sweet appearance of others, Ye Xiaofei's mind unconsciously flashed the shadow of Guan Caixun.

"Alas......"

Sighed softly.

The warm sun sprinkled on his body, and Ye Xiaofei's frustration was swept away.

Looking at Wang Pu's wet face, Ye Xiaofei couldn't help but quip: "I said bamboo pole, what kind of fuss are you making again?" Jerking off at the computer all day. Tube, have you fallen in love with the beauties of an island country recently? ”

Wang Pu's biggest hobby is to watch action movies from the island country, and he keeps saying that he wants to find an island country girl in the future and serve him hard.

Hearing Ye Xiaofei's teasing, Yang Debiao next to him also came to his senses, patted his fat belly and said with a smile: "Cut, the bamboo pole said that you are useless, you have the ability to learn from us, Lao Tzu shoots the horse and changes the gun, the bullet never runs out, hehe, recently I have targeted a little sister again......"

"Gotta get it, old pig, don't stick green onions in your nose here, pretend to be an elephant. I don't know you yet, as long as it's a woman, I don't pick it, I pat my ass and leave. Hehe, be careful if you have flower willow disease, you can directly change your name to Huazhu in the future. ”

Wang Pu was also unforgiving, and when he saw Yang Debiao start to brag about his brilliant achievements again, he couldn't help but interrupt.

Yang Debiao is as his name, he has a fat body, except that he does not have Zhu Bajie's face, but he is like Zhu Bajie and a mother. I can eat, sleep and be lustful.,It's only a big semester.,I can't count the slaps of the girls who have slept alone.。

Because of this, Ye Xiaofei gave him a nickname, Old Pig.

Unexpectedly, Yang Debiao liked this name very much, and said: We are Marshal Tianpeng descending to earth, how can we drop?

Every time he looks at Yang Debiao's stinky and shameless appearance, Lin Xiaofei sighs that the sky is not long-eyed, such a frustrating chick around him is constant, but he has never even had a serious girlfriend.

Ye Xiaofei shook his head again and again.

He Fan, who had been silent, coughed twice, pointed to the girl who was flying a kite not far away, put his mouth open, and said with a wicked smile: "Old pig, you said that you have the ability to make a girl, can you get her?" ”

He Fan, polite and polite, with a pair of black-framed glasses, although he usually doesn't talk much, but he doesn't move when he opens and closes his mouth.

Later, He Fan was given a nickname by his roommate, Xiucai.

Everyone looked in the direction of He Fan's finger, and only then did they realize that the person who flew the kite turned out to be a classmate in his class, Guan Xiaoyu.

When Wang Pu saw it, he also came to the spirit, and immediately encouraged: "Damn, Xiucai deserves to be a Xiucai, his brain is good, and he will get to the point in one sentence." Old pig, you have the ability to sleep with Guan Xiaoyu, and in the future, you will brag about our brother and not say a word. ”

Yang Debiao touched his stomach and raised his neck, "Hmph, what are you afraid of, I really don't have a woman who can't catch up!" ”

But when he saw that it was Guan Xiaoyu, Yang Debiao glared at He Fan again and said: "Xiucai, Zi once said, there are beautiful women who don't chase after them, and they are violent and ruined!" But...... She doesn't seem to be a girl, does she? ”

"What? Not counted? Damn, old pig, are you blind? You look at her breasts, you look at her ass, you look at her figure, you look at her face, tsk......"

Ye Xiaofei squinted at Guan Xiaoyu, and also sighed again and again.