Chapter 565: Kung Fu Wildcat
River crab shield or something, the most annoying! I can only clear the water to the end!!
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Yu Xiaocao, who had regained his sanity, thrashed and hit the other party with his small fist. But her little strength, for the guy in front of her, who is comparable to an iron wall, is like tickling, and it doesn't affect people stealing at all. Incense plagiarism. Jade.
Small. Abdominal patch. Together, some.. things, getting hotter and hotter, more and more ying, poking the grass very uncomfortable. She knew that her senseless struggle would only make someone more happy. Fen. After thinking with her chaotic little head, she bit down hard into someone's lips. However, when there was a rusty saltiness in her mouth, the other party still licked it painlessly. Nibbling on her already red. Swollen lips. Petal.
Reach out and pinched the opponent's upturned nose accurately. I don't believe you can't breathe anymore, and you won't let go of this girl's mouth! Yu Xiaocao's eyes showed a hint of cunning. Unexpectedly, Zhu Junyang's lung capacity is good, and he held his breath and raged on her red lips. It took a long time to abuse her before letting her go.
"Dengzi, big rascal!!" The moment Yu Xiaocao regained his senses, he hurriedly walked away from this dangerous person, and looked at him with a displeased face, slightly red... The swollen mouth pursed, and the faint anger in his eyes made Zhu Junyang look dazed.
"Say!! Have you kissed a lot of women? So it's not rusty at all? Yu Xiaocao crossed his hands on his hips, his face was full of jealousy, and the skill of the Hedong lion's roar began to take shape.
"You have wronged your master, besides you, there is such an attraction? Don't you know? Men have never been self-taught about this. What's more, Ye has kissed you countless times in his dreams. Isn't proficiency what it should be? Zhu Junyang looked taken for granted, but he was secretly happy for the little girl's jealousy.
Yu Xiaocao stared at him suspiciously for a long time, and couldn't see any weak look, before he reluctantly said, "Hmph!" I'll spare you this time, if I let me know that you dare to mess around with other women, this girl will dispense medicine to make you not.. Raise!! ”
"Poof-" Zhu Junyang was almost choked by his own saliva, he frowned, looked the little girl up and down with those seductive phoenix eyes, and said unhappily, "Where did you hear this mess, if you don't.. What can you do? ”
Yu Xiaocao's cheeks suddenly reddened, glared at him, and said, "If you have two hearts, this girl will sweep you out of the house." When the time comes, you won't have a dime to do with this girl, and I don't care if you lift it. Raise?! Don't forget, I've studied medicine, so it's natural to dabble in some men's diseases......"
"Don't touch that damn medical skill in the future, let's not point to being a doctor to open a medical clinic to make money! If you like money, when the fleet goes to the West next month, let them exchange tea and porcelain for more gems and diamonds. Let's open a jewelry shop, a book of ...... profits"
My little daughter-in-law is good at many and miscellaneous, and many of them are inexplicably proficient. For example, this medical skill, as far as he knows, the little girl only learned a fur from the barefoot doctor in the village when she was a child, and the medical skills are even inferior to the imperial doctor in the palace in some aspects, and she also has the ability to make medicines...... Zhu Junyang felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart, the little daughter-in-law had too many secrets, and he would have more days to wipe his butt with him in the future!
"Now you're talking about medicine? You're getting me right, and you're talking about your loyalty to your feelings. Chastity Question! Yu Xiaocao was almost led to a crooked topic, and he was busy speaking in a righteous manner.
Zhu Junyang saw that the little daughter-in-law was powerful and could bend and stretch her husband, so he hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the master is absolutely loyal to you. Zhen Fuji, in the past twenty-two years, except for you who have not come into contact with a second woman, there will be no second woman in the future! The feelings of the master are definitely more loyal to you than Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai! ”
Seeing that he compared himself to Xiao Hei and Bai, Yu Xiaocao had a bright smile on his face, and Zhu Junyang couldn't help but take two steps forward, planning to steal again. Fragrant. Steal. Yu, but was interrupted by a voice from outside the door: "The banquet below has already opened, why hasn't the young lady come down?" Hey? Sycamore, why aren't you in the house? ”
"Sister Meixiang asked me to do her a little favor, and it was with the consent of the young lady. Yang Liu, why do you have time to come up? Wutong's heart was a little puzzled, it was obviously a very simple thing, any little girl could help, why did Sister Meixiang order her? However, Mei Xiang is the maid next to the young lady's future mother-in-law, and no matter how confused she is, she can only bury it in her heart.
Yang Liu's voice was a little excited: "The giant cake below has been divided, and the pastries and everything are all arranged." I haven't seen Miss for some days, so on this special day, come up and say hello to Miss and say hello to her! ”
The footsteps of the two were getting closer and closer, and Yu Xiaocao saw that the lip that had been bitten by himself stopped two centimeters in front of him, and said with a smile: "Wutong is back, should you avoid it?" ”
A slight sigh overflowed from Zhu Junyang's mouth, he looked at the vivid and delicate little face in front of him, and said softly: "Girl, let's not wait until we are sixteen years old, we will give the marriage a year ago, right?" ”
"It's only been a few months since the end of the year, and after so many years of waiting, is this still a little bit of time? Besides, a marriage is not a marriage, after being engaged, can you have an open and honest marriage? Yu Xiaocao quipped.
"After you get married, you will be labeled as a master, and those wild bees and butterflies will never want to get closer. Don't think that most of the people in the military camp in the past two years ignore the dynamics in Beijing. You say, the second young master of Rong Guogong, is it interesting to you? Every time you organize a party, he will pull his brother and follow him with a dead face. That kid has a chapter of bee-attracting butterfly face, and when you first saw him, you were stunned! "Now the jealous one is replaced by Zhu Junyang.
The little girl has never had much resistance to handsome men. Every time I saw Chief Manager Su Ran, the starlight in his eyes could blind people's eyes. If Chief Manager Su wasn't like that, he would have rushed over to duel with him a long time ago! The second child of the Ning family was praised by the little girl as gentle and elegant, gentle as jade, but in his opinion, it was just a fork!
"Alright, alright! Don't dig through those old accounts, I was only a little old at the time, but I just looked at him as a painting! Wutong and they are all at the door, why don't you hurry up? Yu Xiaocao pushed him to the position of the window, watched him step out of the windowsill with long legs, and sat on the windowsill facing out of the window.
Zhu Junyang turned his head with a scoundrel expression: "You kiss your master, otherwise your master will stay here and not leave!" ”
The sound of pushing the door had already come, and in desperation, Xiaocao pecked on his lips, and when the footsteps behind him were getting closer and closer, he pushed Zhu Junyang's back violently, regardless of the fact that this was the high third floor. In her opinion, with Zhu Junyang's kung fu, let alone the third floor, even the thirteenth floor can't fall him.
"Miss, is it still a slave?" Wutong saw her young lady standing in front of the open window, thinking that she was going to close the window, so she hurriedly walked over and pushed the two windows shut. At this time, Zhu Junyang, who was hanging under the windowsill, was separated by the window, and licked his lips unsatisfactorily. His little girl is so sweet, but it's a pity that her maid came back too quickly! However, there will be opportunities in the future, so let's go to the little girl's birthday banquet first!
Zhu Junyang walked lightly, and when he came to the private room, he had already drunk three rounds and was half full.
Zhu Junfan saw the small tooth mark on his cousin's lips with sharp eyes, and laughed secretly in his heart: It turns out that this guy went to steal incense and jade. Yes, yes, the son can be taught, and he has the demeanor of his youth.
"Stinky boy, where did you go? Why are you only coming back now? Come in later, and your little daughter-in-law's birthday cake will not be your share! On the cake placed in Zhu Junyang's place, the word "grass" was written in red with jam, which seemed to be specially kept for him.
"Grandpa Huang, Emperor, and Uncle Wang...... Zhu Junyang greeted his relatives one by one, and the handsome face that was originally covered with frost suddenly melted today, which surprised the others present.
The Emperor Taishang chewed the crunchy red oil ear silk, and said in a loud voice: "That's right!" Young people, you have to smile more to please girls! You kid, you look the most like Lao Tzu when he was young, I think that at the beginning, although Lao Tzu's family was poor, there were not a few little girls who flattered Lao Tzu......"
King Jing glanced at his father's round big cake face and fat double chin, and then looked back at his youngest son's thin face and charming phoenix eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching - Dad, you are too much to put gold on your face! Junyang is obviously the most like his mother among the three sons, if you want to say that the most similar should be the emperor with thick eyebrows and big eyes, more like a little bit!
King Sa stared at the corners of Zhu Junyang's mouth with small tooth marks, laughed non-stop, and finally couldn't help but quip: "Yo, Yang boy, what's wrong with your mouth?" After a while, how did you hang the lottery? ”
Zhu Junyang touched the wound at the corner of his mouth, and his face showed a few different tenderness. Facing a few curious old faces, he straightened his face and said coolly: "It's nothing, I was accidentally bitten by a little wild cat just now......"
Zhu Junxu, the son of King Sa, like his father, is a narrow-minded person, and when he heard this, he was happy and said, "Ouch! The one who can hurt the king of Yangjun, who is famous for our martial arts, must be a little wild cat who can only do kung fu. And the kung fu on the paw is very good! ”
Zhu Junyang came over with a cold look, Zhu Junxu shuddered, hurriedly made a silent movement, and continued to fight with the food. I kept slandering in my heart: Stinky boy, with your cold and smelly temperament, it's strange that girls will like it! You deserve to be bitten!
When Sister Yu Xiaocao came over to toast their table, the little girl's rosy lips made a group of unscrupulous elders with ambiguous faces! In the inexplicable expressions of the Liu family and Mrs. Fang, Yu Xiaocao glared at the culprit fiercely, cheekily pretended that nothing had happened, poured wine for the royal relatives and relatives at this table, said a few words of thanks, and then fled and left. I'm afraid that someone will break the relationship between her and Zhu Junyang and let the two mothers know!
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Happy April Fool's Day!