Chapter 27: Big Joe, Little Joe, and Diao Chan

Dinner was no longer brought by the nanobots, but by the humanoid robot Xiao Anzi. Although he is called Xiao Anzi in the summer, his appearance is a white-bearded old man with bright eyes, wearing a black tuxedo and a pair of white gloves.

Staple white rice, stir-fried water spinach, tomato eggs, boiled shredded potatoes, old hen soup. A glass of 38° rice stuffed with low aperitif. After a meal, a glass of watermelon juice and an orange pie.

The old housekeeper Xiao Anzi brought the food in a square plate, put the food in front of Summer, bowed and said, "Young master, dinner is ready, please eat."

"Well, okay, you step down, Xiao Anzi, come in and withdraw in half an hour."

Xiao Anzi bowed obediently and withdrew. Now the summer has three titles: Adult, General, and Young Master. He was now sitting in the commander's seat, eating and drinking, looking at the robots at work in front of him very comfortably.

In order to make full use of resources, Summer has asked Chun Tao to delegate part of his work authority to these robot "commanders".

After eating, taking a short rest, I was about to go to the net in the summer, but Chun Tao said: "My lord, your butt hasn't moved the nest all day."

"All day? Have it? How many times have I been to the toilet, right? When designing the robot, I was also standing most of the time. ”

"My lord, after eating, you should be active, your body is really bad."

Summer thought for a moment and said, "Okay, then I'll go?" Helen, Catherine, you two go out with the officer for a walk. ”

"Yes, General." The second daughter agreed.

Chun Tao said in time: "Uncle Pu, Bi Fang, you two will accompany you together."

Immediately, the two male robots with the rank of captain replied, "Yes, my lord!"

Summer really wanted to glare at Chun Tao fiercely, but Chun Tao didn't have a specific appearance, so he couldn't stare at her.

Summer walked out of the command cabin and came to the port side promenade. Helen and Catherine, one a colonel and the other a lieutenant colonel, both of them have the highest military rank, so they accompany them around the summer. Uncle Pu and Bi Fang are both captains, and their military ranks are much lower, so they can only follow behind.

Summer secretly rejoiced, fortunately, the ranks of female robots were set very high at the beginning, and the ranks of male robots were set very low. Otherwise, it would be Uncle Pu Bi Fang who is now accompanying him, not Helen Catherine.

A group of people walked along the promenade towards the stern of the boat, and on the right was a huge porthole, where you could see the starry sky outside the window, with stars hanging all over the universe and the Milky Way running across the sky. It's a rare sight to see on Earth. The earth's growing air pollution simply doesn't have the high-definition visibility here.

Summer stopped, leaned on the railing in front of the porthole, and asked with emotion, "Helen, tell me, where is the earth?"

Helen looked left and right at the starry sky and said, "General, you can't see the earth from this position, you must be at the stern of the ship."

Summer smiled bitterly: "It is estimated that when you reach the stern of the ship, you can't see the earth, three light years, this distance, not to mention the earth, even the sun is just a star."

"Yes General."

is so far away from home, I can't go back in my lifetime, and I can't go back to my parents. Thinking of this, Summer couldn't help but burst into tears.

"General, you're crying," said Helen, pulling out a fragrant handkerchief and handing it to Summer.

Summer took the handkerchief and wiped away the tears, and said, "Yes, I miss home." I think my parents, I can't go back again, I can't honor his second elder, do you think I can not be sad? ”

"Poor general," said Catherine, who suddenly hugged Summer and began to cry.

Catherine's actions really scared Summer a lot, and he was in a hurry, and he didn't know what to do. I saw that Catherine snuggled in his arms, full of tears, and said silently: "General, you are really pitiful, I don't want you to be like this, I want you to be happy, okay?" ”

Catherine also took the sexy route when she designed it at that time, but a richer emotional factor was added, so she would release her emotions very exaggeratedly. Summer hugged her and comforted her, "Don't cry, good ha." ”

Catherine was held in her arms, and she actually gave people the feeling that she was as soft as jade, and the bird was human. With her right hand around Catherine, Helen on her left also sobbed softly on Summer's shoulder. The two male robots in the back stood there expressionlessly.

"Hey, hey, I said what's wrong with you two?" Summer couldn't help but laugh, "Don't cry anymore, okay?" ”

Catherine raised her head and sobbed, "Well, General, we don't cry, Sister Helen, we don't cry anymore, okay?" ”

Helen nodded, wiping away tears. Summer secretly said in her heart: These two female robots are really babies, I will treat them well in the future, and I will never allow peaches to smash them. Thinking of this, he hugged them tightly, and the two of them also let Summer's actions go.

Summer couldn't help but kiss one person on the forehead, it felt so good, although he knew that they were not real people. He didn't dare to make any further frivolous moves, and Chun Tao was watching. He then came up with a very good idea, and said, "Helen, Catherine, I have been too hasty in naming you today, and I would like to rename you in order to show that I value you." ”

"Okay, as long as the general likes it, you can do anything." Catherine said, and Helen chimed in.

"Don't cry then, if you cry again, General Ben won't like it."

The second daughter burst into tears and laughed, and Summer said: "Helen, your name is Big Joe, Catherine, your name is Little Joe, do you think it?" ”

"Big Joe," said Catherine, happily, "yes, yes, whatever the general has to name." ”

"Does Big Joe and Little Joe mean anything, General?" Helen asked.

"Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are sisters, they are both famous beauties in the Three Kingdoms, how about it? By the way, Momoko, are you there? Summer said as she pressed the intercom in her ear.

"Chun Tao is here," Chun Tao's voice was cold, "May I ask what your lord commands?" ”

"Spring peach, spring peach? Don't you think your name is too earthy? I'll give you a new name, right? ”

"I don't think so, I don't." I didn't expect Chun Tao to flatly refuse.

I was rejected like this, so you are a peach, and you don't give face to Lord Ben, right? "No, you have to take it, I think you call it unsalted (note)."

Chun Tao ignored him, "How about it, how about you call it saltless?" Summer asked, but Chun Tao still didn't make a sound.

"Angry? Why can't you make such a joke? Okay, okay, then it's not called salt-free, how about calling it Diao? ”

"Well, since the adults like it, so be it." Chun Tao replied helplessly.

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Note: Unsalted, a famous ugly girl in ancient times.