As soon as I saw it, I couldn't help but curse "I'm", picked up a stone from the ground, rushed in, and looked at the scum's head.

The stone I picked up was not small, and the edge was sharp, and when I hit it, a wisp of blood immediately ran down my head. After the man was smashed, it took a long time to react, straighten up and touch his head, the blood in one hand, looked at me, and said, "You...... Dry...... Miscellaneous...... ......"

Seeing that his face was covered in blood, I couldn't help but be a little frightened, took a few steps back, and scolded, "What a good thing you did! This time I looked carefully, and saw that this person was dressed in white, with a small metal sign pinned to his chest, and a line of words "Ronghua Funeral Home" written on it, thinking that this person should be an employee of the funeral home.

This thought is even more infuriating, since it is an employee of the funeral home, it can be regarded as our peers. In our profession, we have been dealing with corpses since ancient times. It's the guy who makes the corpse, and he eats the corpse's meal. Therefore, in our industry, it is understandable to kill people and oversell goods, but if you dare to insult the corpse, it will be destroyed by heaven and earth, and heaven and earth will not tolerate it.

Although I am still young, I have always kept in mind this rule left by my ancestors since I was a child, and when I saw someone who dared to molest a corpse, I had to kill him if I said anything.

The man looked at the blood on his hand, and suddenly his arm grew and grabbed me head. There was no warning, and I couldn't escape, so he grabbed me by the neck and lifted me up.

I was small and short, and this man was already extremely tall, and I was carried by his neck, and my legs were hanging in the air. He has a long body and very large palms, and although he looks very thin, his strength is surprisingly great. The neck was carried by him, and he was suddenly a little out of breath, and he was scared, so he hugged his arm with his backhand, twisted it with his strength, and hooked his neck with his feet. Since I was a child, I have been crawling and rolling in the rocky slopes under the supervision of my third uncle, and this basic skill is still very solid.

It's just that the man's arm is surprisingly long, and as soon as I send it outside, I fall into the air. It's just that my neck was pinched to death by that person, and when I tossed like this, my eyes suddenly turned black and I almost fainted. At this moment, I heard someone outside shouting, "Where is the child?" ”

Immediately afterwards, I felt my body fall to the ground, probably let go by the man. Lying on the ground, his chest was very tight, his neck was painful and swollen, and he used too much force just now, but he twisted his neck.

Then someone said, "Don't move." It was a woman's voice, and it was the same person who had just said "Where is the child?" outside the door.

My neck was crooked, even if I wanted to, I couldn't move, and after a while, I felt like my hands were touching my neck, and the touch was cold, but it was very smooth and soft.

"Who are you kid, why did you come to our funeral home to steal?" The woman asked softly.

When I heard this, I cursed in my heart, you just stole things, your whole family stole things, which thief ran to the funeral home with his brain in the water? But as soon as my mind turned like this, the woman's hand on my neck suddenly became so strong that I didn't even have time to say "ah", I only felt a thump in my neck, and I immediately regained consciousness.

I got up and saw that it was a very plump woman, about thirty years old, very standard-looking, wearing a slim waist pale pink dress, with a bulging chest, just the kind of thin waist and big butt that I always said on TV, with ruddy and delicate skin, and a smile at the corner of her mouth, which is much more feminine than Qingzi's lazy woman.

"Isn't this kid pretty good-looking?" The woman was already very close to me, and she was talking a little more, and suddenly her bulging breasts pressed against me, and I only smelled an indescribable smell of perfume, and her rosy and plump lips opened lightly, and she blew on me.

When I was a child, when did I experience this, I suddenly made a big red face, and I thought about avoiding it backwards, but I felt that it seemed to be quite comfortable, and my body didn't listen to the command of my brain, and I didn't move in place.

The woman smiled at the corner of her mouth, her eyes were watery as if she was about to squeeze out water, and she was about to stick her chest against me again, when I heard a sound of footsteps outside, and after a while a few people came in.

"Swallow, why are you not looking at your treasures?" The man who spoke was a short, stocky man, with a dark face, a big nose and a big mouth, and a black mole at the corner of his mouth, on which a handful of black hair grew coquettishly.

The woman named Yanzi turned her head and glared at the black hair, and said coquettishly: "The old lady will come if she likes it, can you control it?" ”

The black fur snorted and said, "If your treasures are moved, see how you cry!" ”

Yanzi said: "In our place, except for a few of you who are in tatters, you can't usually see a ghost shadow, who will come to touch my baby?" ”

The black hair sneered, and pointed at me with a thick finger: "No one came in, so how did this little ghost come from?" ”

Yanzi was about to refute, when he heard an old man standing next to Hei Mao say with a calm face: "What are you arguing about, what is it like!" ”

This old man was tall, with white hair and a wrinkled face, and he was obviously quite old, but he was afraid that he would be in his sixties if he was not seventy. However, he spoke in a full manner, and his voice was loud. The only thing that is more terrifying is that the left eye of this man is gray, like a lifeless glass ball.

This old man's appearance is actually quite thoughtful, but his two eyes are black and white, and he looks quite hideous and weird. However, it seemed that the old man's prestige among several people was quite high, and when he said this, the swallow and the black fur both shut up.

Yan Zijiao said in a coquettish voice: "Boss Ma, it's not all this dead dwarf who provokes me. ”

This sentence "dead dwarf" is obviously the black hair that he is talking about, and among all the people, he is really the shortest one. In addition to him and the old man, there was a third person who came in with them, a man who looked honest, burly and muscular, but since he came in, he stood aside, did not say a word, just listened to the conversation of a few people in the room.

The black hair was not a good match, and he was about to sneer at him, but he was stopped by the old man, and said in a deep voice: "Yanzi, why don't you hurry up for me, what do you look like!" ”

I was still being forced in the corner by the woman who swallowed at this moment, and I couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Swallow responded: "Got the boss." ”

Turning around, he suddenly stretched out his red fluttering tongue and licked it on my face, and Gege smiled and got up.

Where did I pass this, my face was as hot as a stove, I was dazed, and my brain was a little dizzy. I only heard someone say angrily: "Where did this little ghost come from, hurry up and throw him out!" "Listen to the voice, it's the black hair.

Damn, shame on you. I cursed in my heart, got up and patted my ass in fear, and said, "Are you from the funeral home?" ”

The black hair scolded: "You little ghost, you know that it is the funeral home and you are still running to fool around!" "So he came and grabbed me and threw me out.

I hurriedly shouted: "You guys are fooling around, obviously saying that you want to recruit people, but I am here, and you are treating guests like this?" ”

Hearing me say this, the black hair was obviously stunned for a moment, but immediately said angrily: "What are you messing around with this broken child?" Get me out! ”

But he was stopped by the woman named Yanzi, and said in a coquettish voice: "I said dead dwarf, what are you anxious about, didn't you hear that other children's children are here to apply?" ”

I took the job posting out of my pocket and raised it at them.

The swallow snorted and said, "You're really here to apply?" "It turns out that this woman didn't believe it at all just now, just to say this just to say goodbye to the black hair.

I slapped the job posting on the morgue board and said, "Aren't you here to apply, I've been looking for a long time, but I haven't seen half of you!" ”

The swallow and the black fur were about to speak, but they were stopped by the old man waving his hand, and one eye looked me up and down for a while, frowned and said, "You are really here to apply?" The old man's voice was very calm, but listening to the tone, it seemed that he was a little unconvinced.

"That's right, isn't it written on your recruitment notice that you are recruiting a makeup artist, and the treatment is preferential?" I pointed to the crumpled notice on the bed.