Updated: 2011-11-16

Chapter 1 White Tiger or Idiot?

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The green mountains and clear water, the white clouds are around, the breeze occasionally blows through the body, bringing a cool and comfortable feeling, obviously it is only early spring, but the chill of spring is not felt here.

Wu Ling'er sat comfortably on the bamboo sliding pole with a piece of grass in her mouth: "Hehe, in fact, this clothes come to reach out, and the small days of rice are still very good!" Coupled with the beautiful scenery of this good day, the gods may not be as comfortable as me! ”

"If Miss Ling'er thinks so, then we are so happy! One day later, you will reach the realm of the Wu Clan, and when you arrive at the Wu Clan, they will give you an antidote, and then you will be able to move freely! ”

"At least, the Witch ......"

"Come less, even in the Wu Clan, you know better than me how much place I can move, right? I said voodoo, I've promised to go to the witch clan, so put away your fake things! It's so boring! After speaking, Wu Ling'er spit out the grass leaves in her mouth, and the wind blew on Voodoo's face, and Voodoo wiped the grass away: "Okay, since Miss Ling'er already knows your current situation very well, then I don't have to pretend anymore!" After arriving at the Wu Clan, you'd better be careful, it's best to keep your close attendants by your side all the time, otherwise, life is full of dangers and accidents, isn't it? ”。

Seeing that voodoo finally showed her true face, Wu Ling'er smiled happily: "The fox's tail is finally revealed, isn't it?" I'm pretending to be well-behaved with you all the way, just to coax me to be happy, and then let me hand over that psychic jade, isn't it? Seeing that I'm not fooled now, I'm too lazy to pretend, isn't it? I said you, you're really unprofessional, at least at the level of coffee! Pretend to be pitiful, come to some bitter tricks, coax me to soften, maybe I will help you meet your request? ”

Voodoo glanced up at Wu Ling'er and said with a smile: "Thank you Miss Ling'er for the reminder, I will pay attention next time!" It's just that...... Do you feel good about being betrayed, betrayed, and hurt by a partner you believe in repeatedly? ”。

"I don't care!" Knowing that voodoo was going to hit her, Wu Ling'er looked up at the sky and smiled: "Although the coffee is handsome enough, the most important thing around this girl now is the handsome guy!" If there is no one, this girl can find a few more! I heard that the people of the Wu clan are very beautiful, so it means that I can see a lot of handsome guys and beauties when I go to the Wu clan. In the garden, do you still care about the withering of a flower? ”。

Originally, I wanted to hit Wu Ling'er with coffee, so that the nasty smile on her face would disappear for even a few minutes, but Voodoo was disappointed, except for the first time when coffee appeared, Wu Ling'er had a hurt expression, and then whether it was herself or coffee's cynicism, Wu Ling'er would easily block back, and even she had a way to make the two more depressed. As for the wound, she didn't snort when she tortured her like that day, and she naturally didn't care about it later.

Sometimes voodoo wonders, is this woman's nerves iron-clad or not, why is it so big? There were a few times when the appearance of coffee and her own provocation made Ji Zai and Xiaohua extremely angry, but Wu Ling'er just looked calm and clear, and occasionally turned around to make a few jokes with her witch pets, and even hummed a few songs, completely enjoying the outing. With the same expression as Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying and the witch pet named Mung Bean, the two of them also don't seem to take coffee to heart at all, just like coffee is a person who has nothing to do with them at all.

At noon, a slightly flat place was chosen, and voodoo asked the man carrying the sliding rod to stop and put down Wu Ling'er: "Let's have lunch here, we have to camp at night, and we can go to the territory of the Wu clan at noon tomorrow!" ”

Wu Ling'er nodded indifferently: "Okay!" Then he turned his head to look at Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, when I get to the Wu Clan, help me make egg pudding and crystal shrimp dumplings!" I haven't eaten anything you made for a few days, I'm hungry! ”

Xiaohua smiled reluctantly: "Okay! Then I will make it for you to eat, lest you become hungry and thin again. ”

"Yes, yes, I would have lost weight without the food you made for me! I'm so pathetic! Although bony beauty has been popular recently, if I lose weight, I will really become a white bone spirit! Wu Ling'er lay in Xiaohua's arms like a coquette, making Xiaohua laugh happily.

Looking at Brother Ying and them, they are completely outing, sitting on the side and laughing at Wu Ling'er coquettish to Xiaohua, only Ji Zai sat awkwardly on the side, and his eyes also fell on a distance.

Seeing Ji Zai's appearance, Wu Ling'er reached out and picked up a small stone and threw it at Ji Zai, although because of the medicinal power, Wu Ling'er has no strength in her body now, but Ji Zai sat next to her less than a meter away, and Wu Ling'er didn't want to hurt him, so it was not difficult.

After being hit by a small stone, Ji Zai frowned and glanced back at Wu Ling'er: "What are you doing?!" ”

"Come and play together, sit there alone and look cool? The coolest brother in the family is now obediently accompanying me! Wu Ling'er looked at Ji Zai dissatisfied.

Ji Zai smiled coldly: "Don't compare me to that dead earthworm!" ”

"How good are you hairless sparrow?" If you want to talk about bickering, Brother Ying never loses: "If you are not careful, be careful that next time I pluck out the hairs on your head!" ”

"Dead earthworm, if you talk about the hair on my head again, next time I chop you into seventeen or eighteen pieces, I will see if you can regenerate like an earthworm!" It's a matter of appearance, and Ji Tsai won't back down half a step. As a result, a war of words broke out again, and Wu Ling'er and Xiaohua, who were caught in the middle, suddenly became poor cannon fodder.

The fight lasted until voodoo and they brought the food. Looking at the dishes and chopsticks placed in front of her, Wu Ling'er was a little strange: "You don't plan to give us food like this, do you?" ”

"Eat dry food along the way, embarrassed Miss Ling'er! Since the Wu Clan is almost there, there is no need to save any more, so I specially made a sumptuous lunch for Miss Ling'er and everyone to enjoy. Voodoo looked at Wu Ling'er with a faint smile.

Wu Ling'er saw that Voodoo had no intention of untying the anesthetic on their bodies for them, so she simply didn't bother to pay attention to Voodoo and continued to lie in Xiaohua's arms: "Shake it all morning, the bones are shaken, Xiaohua, I'll sleep for a while, lend me my shoulder!" ”

"No problem!" Xiaohua looked at Wu Ling'er with a smile, and deliberately lowered her shoulders to make Wu Ling'er more comfortable. After a while, Wu Ling'er was already asleep.

Seeing that his plan did not succeed, Voodoo's face became ugly, but he sat on the other side of the coffee while drinking fish soup and said, "It seems that you don't know the strength of their nerves, so you think that such a simple method can hit them!" ”

"Shut up! What kind of thing are you! Voodoo, who was already in a bad mood, became furious when he heard Coffee's ridicule. But as soon as he finished scolding, a gust of wind blew, and he seemed to be slapped hard by something, and he was slapped five meters away.

Just when Voodoo fell to the ground, he suddenly heard Wu Ling'er's happy laughter: "Oh yes! Ass landing flat sand and goose style! Cool yes! I thought it was only in legends! "Look at her like this, because she doesn't have the strength, otherwise, I'm afraid she will roll on the ground with laughter!

Coffee looked at Wu Ling'er: "Is it so funny?" ”。

Wu Ling'er looked at the coffee with a smile: "My laughter is low, you didn't know it today!" Could it be that I have been in my house for so long? Or, are you not a white tiger, an idiot? ”

Before Wu Ling'er finished speaking, Coffee had already grabbed her neck and lifted her up: "Woman, do you really think that I won't kill you?" ”。

Suddenly lifted into the air like this, Wu Ling'er only felt that her breath was suffocated, and her whole face suddenly turned red, and Brother Ying and they were so anxious that they wanted to pounce, but because of the effect of the medicine, it was difficult for them to even move their bodies, let alone rescue Wu Ling'er from the coffee.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared and slammed into the coffee. When Coffee dodged, he also threw Wu Ling'er out of his hand, but the figure moved quite quickly, and even twisted his body in mid-air to change direction and catch Wu Ling'er in mid-air: "Coffee, although you are a member of the Great Elder of the Wu Clan, it is too much to treat the future saint of the Wu clan like this!" If something happens to her, even Elder Jue won't be able to protect you! ”