Chapter 580: People Fight Wisdom
In a state of decay and withering, she seemed to be in full bloom.
His hand gently stroked Ah Tao's cheek and said, "Ah Tao, when will you wake up?" How long are you going to sleep? ”
There is no answer to this question.
He looked at Tao blankly and got up to leave.
In the moonlight hall where the moonlight dissolved, the corners of the sleeping zombie's lips slightly hooked up a cold arc.
In the Hall of Eternal Life, the flying zombies had already arrived, and Zhang Zhang followed, and as soon as the flying zombies saw Zhang Zhang, they immediately opened their mouths in unison: "Ah Tao!"
Zhang Zhang nodded, and said in the funeral text: "That's right, it seems that you have already remembered the name of your Heavenly Demon Lord, please keep this name in mind, then today I will teach you some commonly used languages of human beings, the first sentence is 'Zhang Zhang Dao is really handsome'." He turned around and waved his hand, scribbling a few words on the wall behind him.
Jinglan and Jingyun tried to learn from the green eyes and rolled out two arrogant white eyes to reward Zhang Zhang, don't think that we don't know what the Taoist means.
Unscrupulous humans have begun to abduct us innocent zombies again.
Also Zhang Zhangdao is really handsome.
Bah!
Are we zombies mentally retarded?
We zombies have been walking in the world for hundreds of years, so don't take the word Taoist to heart too much.
The most annoying thing is you Taoist masters.
"The Taoist is the worst, the worst!" He stammered and roared out of his throat.
The other zombies nodded in understanding.
Zhang Zhang's face did not change, he just nodded, and said: "Very good, it seems that you have learned some languages after walking in the world for so many years, so it will be convenient to teach you," As he spoke, he suddenly switched to human language: "Actually, I also think that some Taoist leaders are quite bad, but I am definitely an exception."
Don't be too sensitive to the word Taoist. sense, they reacted instantly, and scolded one by one: "Shameless!" Stinky shameless!! ”
In the early years, in order to scold those Dao Chiefs, in order to fight wits and courage with those Dao Masters, they were scolding words that they had been learning hard behind human beings for a long time.
"Badass, badass! Big badass! ”
"Hate hate, you dead ghost, the most annoying!" Jingyun scolded and threw a flattering glance that he thought was ruthless.
The brush in Zhang Zhang's hand was coldly thrown from his hand to Jingyun's head, and inserted straight into the back of his head.
Jingyun screamed, ran to Zhang Zhang, showed his fangs and roared with his hands on his hips: "Zombies don't wield, you are a tigress when you are a zombie, be careful of Lao Tzu's ******!"
Other zombies chimed in: "That's it, let's ****** together, until you cry and call your mother."
……
The flying zombies scolded people, and the words were called smooth, without stuttering at all.
Zhang Zhang silently endured the personal attacks of the zombies all night, until dawn, when the zombies were about to go back to the coffin to sleep, they suddenly found that they couldn't move.
Seeing that the sun was about to break through the night, that red sun was slowly rising, and those bright optical fibers were about to shine through those window lattices, they still couldn't move.
Zhang Zhang sneered, stupid zombies, fight with people, grow your brains first.
Tens of thousands of optical fibers shone in through the window lattice, shining on the bodies of the zombies, their bodies were instantly burned by the sun, their skin and flesh were corroded, and the intense pain spread throughout their bodies, and they couldn't even speak.
At this moment, the door of the side hall suddenly opened.