Verse 25: They who pick mushrooms
Seeing something come out, the Erpang brothers were like ghosts: "Master Zilong, there is a ......"
"I saw it, don't panic!" I comforted them both.
Jiao'er is very calm.
However, we continued to take two steps back, about a meter from the crack.
Brother Erpang, Jiao'er and Xiao Hei watched nervously with me: first a flesh-colored palm-sized lid, and then a flesh-colored handle slowly came out, only to see that it was a mushroom.
A palm-sized, three-inch-tall flesh-colored mushroom.
Da Pang couldn't help but wipe his forehead and said, "I'm scared to death, I thought there was something powerful, it turned out to be a mushroom!" ”
Xiao Pang also touched his heart, calmed his mind and said, "It is indeed a mushroom ......."
When he said this, the mushroom slowly turned red from the root to the stalk and then to the lid of the mushroom, and after about a minute of touching, it turned crimson, like a drop of blood.
It doesn't really matter if the mushroom doesn't turn red, the important thing is: a little common sense knows that the mushroom grows after the rain in the summer, in other words, its growing conditions, one is high temperature, the other is water, but now this one grows in the low temperature in winter, and the second is that there is no water, only the blood of Xiao Pang's hand pierced just now.
None of us spoke at this point, but the sound of a pounding heartbeat had replaced us.
Silence is better than sound at this point, just staring at it intently as it continues to change, while preparing to flee at any moment.
After it turned blood-red, it didn't continue to change.
Suddenly, Da Pang sneezed, then wiped his nose with his hand and said as if he was very sensible: "I was wrong just now, this is not a mushroom, this is a red lingzhi, it is very valuable!" ”
Xiao Pang also sneezed, and then didn't even bother to wipe his snot, and hurriedly echoed his brother's opinion and said: "That's right, this is Red Lingzhi, after eating it, you can fly into the sky and become an immortal." ”
I can't help but wonder about the transformation of the two of them, aren't these two guys also hidden masters? They don't seem to understand anything, and at this time, they can even say the Tao about this thing?
As soon as they thought of this, the two of them had already run towards the red mushroom.
Jiao'er hurriedly stopped them and said, "Huge, Pang Er will come back soon!" That's not Ganoderma lucidum, that's a mushroom, the difference between mushrooms and Ganoderma lucidum is still very big, I've seen Ganoderma lucidum! ”
As soon as she finished saying this, she also sneezed and said, "This Ganoderma lucidum should be able to stay young forever!" ”
"Jiao'er, didn't you just say that this is not Ganoderma lucidum?"
Jiao'er didn't speak again, just walked forward.
I suddenly felt something itchy in my nose and couldn't help but sneeze.
"Are you all stupid? It's a mushroom! I wanted to say this, but the words that came out were: "If we sell this Ganoderma lucidum, we will definitely get a lot of money, I like it!" ”
I was stunned for a moment, why did I suddenly feel a little uncontrollable and insincere? Then I felt as if my brain was being controlled by something, and told me that it was Ganoderma lucidum that could sell for a lot of money. While my mind was still a little clear, I hurriedly slapped myself hard.
After pumping, I felt that my brain was completely clear, and I hurriedly looked with my sword and eyes, only to see that the cap of the mushroom emitted some red gas, which penetrated into our nostrils like insects.
I instantly understood why we sneeze, not because of a cold, but because of the stimulation of these red gases, which are invisible to the naked eye, when they penetrate our nostrils.
At the same time, I also understand that this red gas is to hook out all the ** in people's hearts, and Da Pang wants to make a fortune like me.
The two Pang brothers actually wanted to become immortals as much as I did at the beginning, in fact, thinking of this, I felt that Er Pang was a little stupid, becoming an immortal has a hairy use, thinking like Zhang Tianshi, I would rather not do it, and finally understood a poem of the ancients at this time: "Look at the moon shape and protect each other, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal."
And Jiao'er wants to be as beautiful as a flower forever.
Since the mushroom tempted them to go, it was certainly not a good kind, and I thought of it that I had seen them close to the mushroom.
I was thinking about whether to slap each of them, but how can I break it if I never hit a woman? In a hurry, I saw a broken cardboard box on the side, which was supposed to be used for firecrackers, so I immediately ran over, picked up the cardboard box, and buckled the mushroom when the three of them were about to touch it.
The two Pang brothers suddenly became extremely English, and suddenly one of them swung a punch at me.
I hurriedly flashed, and Xiao Hei was about to rush to the front, and I hurriedly stopped it.
Now that the Erpang brothers are just confused, how can they let Xiao Hei get out of the way? If Hei asks him to beat them, it will be a real death - its classic slap can definitely slap a person to death.
What's more, Brother Er Pang is not a bad person, even if he is a bad person, like the yellow hair who stole the mobile phone, I won't let Xiao Hei out of the horse - I can't kill him, and it's troublesome to bite him.
In addition to letting the little black catch ghosts and catch monsters, resolutely don't let it touch normal people, even bad people - this is the bottom line, otherwise if this black boy bites and becomes addicted, this city will really become Meng Po's prophecy.
I scrambled to dodge and ran to the side.
The two of them immediately followed, and when I saw them coming, I also learned from Ye Zixuan and swept over with a ground leg.
Maybe I was slowing down, or maybe they were reacting faster, and they dodged with a slight jump.
Grass, these two guys are too insulting to my divine body.
said that it was too late, it was fast, Xiao Pang picked up the hammer, swept a thousand troops, swept towards me, and hurriedly dodged, but Da Pang did not dodge, and swept to Da Pang's waist at that time.
This time, Da Pang was directly stacked on the ground, and kept screaming "ouch", because of the blessing of misfortune, Da Pang was sober, and after he woke up, he pointed at Xiao Pang and scolded: "Grass your mother, do you want to kill Lao Tzu?" ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh secretly that Da Pang was also angry at this time, and even scolded this kind of thing, but in the end I couldn't help but laugh, ran to him, and then pulled him up: "Brother Pang, can you still get up?" ”
Da Pang barely stood up, then bared his teeth and said, "What's wrong with him?" Nearly broke my waist. ”
"It's not enough to talk about it at this time." When I said this, I saw Jiao'er opening the box there.
Rub, hold this end, can't press that head.
I ran over and grabbed the box and buckled it to the mushrooms, but I didn't expect Jiao'er to reach out and grab my face!
Although she didn't have a manicure, her nails were long enough, and she was absolutely disfigured when she grabbed her.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you!" I grabbed her wrist that grabbed my face with my left hand, and slapped her with my right hand, Jiao'er was also sober at the time, and couldn't help but cover her face and ask, "Brother Zilong, you beat me?" ”
"I'll tell you later!" When I said this, Xiao Pang ran towards us with a hammer and smashed it directly at Jiao'er.
His target is me, but Jiao'er is in front of me, between me and Xiaopang.
If he really smashed the hammer, opening the scoop would be secondary, and it is estimated that Jiao'er would hang up directly.
Grass, you kid is getting more and more awesome, do you really think of yourself as Li Yuanba with a meteor hammer? I stretched out my left hand, and his hammer landed two inches above my left hand, and it couldn't be smashed, but it was the reaction force that made him take a few steps back and throw the hammer away.
Xiao Pang's eyes showed surprise, and this surprise was the same as that of the military coat.
They didn't know that they were not smashing my hand, but the sword's eye.
I stepped forward, grabbed Xiao Pang, opened the bow left and right and slapped him three times, and said as I struck, "The first palm is for your eldest brother." The second palm was beaten for Jiao'er. The third palm beat me for me! ”
After three palms, the kid came to his senses and asked, "Why is my face so hot, there is no sun today?" ”
After Da Pang saw that Xiao Pang was well, he walked over with his waist covered and hugged Xiao Pang: "You finally came back to your senses, great, you really scared me to death just now." ”
Seeing that everyone came to their senses, I told them what had just happened,
Xiao Pang suddenly felt very ashamed, and suddenly became angry again, picked up the iron hammer and said: "Fuck the grass, I'm going to smash him, the landlord let that dog-day girl pit it, and we will be pitted together!" ”
Da Pang hurriedly said: "This thing can confuse us, you can't move around!" ”
I picked up the hammer and said, "Let me come, I can see the gas, you guys are on the side." ”
At this time, I felt that my image was incomparably great.
I came to the mushrooms, held my breath, and began to open the wooden box, and the red gas began to run towards them again.
I said to them, "Don't breathe. ”
They immediately stopped breathing.
I saw that the mushroom had no power other than to confuse people, so I put the hammer aside and took the shovel to the mushroom.
After digging three feet, I finally dug up its roots.
But this root does not grow on the soil, but in the middle of a row of ribs.
That's right, Sensen's bones.
This rib is a human rib.
The three of them felt that they might be fine for a while, and walked towards me again, and when they saw this mushroom growing in the middle of their ribs, they couldn't help but be stunned: "Master Zilong, what is the situation?" ”
"I don't know, keep digging."
After about an hour of sweating, we have completely exhumed the body.
The corpse is about one meter seven long, it is impossible to visually detect whether it is a man or a woman, it is seriously decomposed, in addition to this big mushroom, there are other small mushrooms, where there are mushrooms, there is no meat, and where there are no mushrooms, there is still some meat.
Seeing this, the Erpang brothers and Jiao'er couldn't help but vomit.
I inadvertently looked around and said, "Wow, when did there be so many more onlookers?" ”
Jiao'er immediately said: "Brother Zilong, there are only a few of us around, how can there be so many people......"
When she said this, she immediately understood what was going on, and couldn't help but move closer to me.
At this time, I was like a magnet, not only sucking Jiao'er, but also sucking the Erpang brothers.
In the eyes of my sword, those people slowly walked towards the corpse of the long mushroom, and slowly bent down to pick it. 151 Kanshu.com .