I want to get married, although I don't know why she thinks so, but let's stop it, and hold the idea that I don't go to hell and who will go to hell.

Yan Xiaobei plucked up his courage, grabbed the hands of the monkey children and said, "Master, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to maintain the peace of the world, I feel that I must stand up. ”

The monkey girl was shocked, shook off Yan Xiaobei's hand, took a step back and said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Yan Xiaobei took a step forward and bullied into the other party's body, "Master, I think if you have to marry, marry me, ordinary people can't bear your anger at all, think about it...... Yes! ”

Before he could finish speaking, he was punched away by the angry monkey girl.

With a bang, the hill behind him collapsed, and the earth roared and trembled.

"You actually plotted against your master, do you want to die a thousand times?"

"Master, when did you suddenly become tsundere?" Yan Xiaobei stood up and patted the dust on his body, "Look, Master, just now, you punched me, how powerful it was, ordinary people were beaten into pulp by you with one punch, and they couldn't afford to hurt it at all." ”

The monkey suffocated.

Yan Xiaobei walked towards the monkey girl, and the dust on his body fell in a row, "I think we are very suitable, you have the attribute of shaking s, I can also cooperate with you, occasionally pretending that I have the attribute of shaking m, the perverted Cheng dù is quite, well, it's just a match made in heaven, isn't it?" ”

The monkey child couldn't help but retort: "Who is Shake S, you rebel." ”

"Master, you're arrogant again."

"Get out of here."

"Master, it's hard that you don't want to get married." Yan Xiaobei said.

"Do you think I'm going to marry you?" The monkey children sneered, and Yan Xiaobei's eyes were full of contempt.

"At least I think we're a good fit, and if someone sees a big fight between us, they're going to shout that we're together or something, don't you?" Yan Xiaobei walked to the side of the monkey child, and lowered his head to kiss the monkey child.

"Get out of here!"

The monkey children were furious and sent Yan Xiaobei out again, and Yan Xiaobei was like a cannonball. This time, the dark clouds of the sky were cut, revealing a bright moon.

Yan Xiaobei teleported back to the monkey child's side quite calmly, "Master, don't be arrogant anymore." ”

"Tsundere, your sister." The monkey child scolded, looked at Yan Xiaobei again, and asked, "Let me ask you, how many wives do you have now." ”

"Master, I don't know what you're talking about." Yan Xiaobei said.

The monkey children sneered. Snorted and said: "Although I am a Buddhist Dou Sheng, it doesn't mean that I am not proficient in the art of Xiangren, I knew from the first time I saw you, I knew that you were soft-hearted, indecisive, and destined to commit peach blossoms." This life is destined to be full of women, do you think I will marry someone like you? ”

"Master, you look like a magic stick now, did you make it?" Yan Xiaobei talked about him left and right.

"Hmph, I want to divert the topic, it's too tender, I'm looking at you now, my face is full of peach blossoms. The flowers are beautiful, and you know that you don't know that you have a woman, let's say, how many people have played now. ”

The more contemptuous the gaze of the monkey children.

"Master, what you said is too exaggerated." Yan Xiaobei shouted, "I treat every woman sincerely." ”

"Do you believe that?" The monkey asked rhetorically.

Of course Yan Xiaobei didn't believe it, he was choked by the monkey children and couldn't say a word, although he was sincere to every woman who fell in love with him, but occasionally there were other times.

"None of the men are good." The monkey girl scolded.

Yan Xiaobei followed her. nodded and said: "I also think that men don't have a few good things, why don't you continue to keep your noble and cold singleness, Master?" ”

The monkey girl stared at Yan Xiaobei with an unkind expression, and said through gritted teeth: "You mean, let me be lonely for the rest of my life." ”

"Isn't there still me?" Yan Xiaobei patted his chest and said, "Master, if you really want to get married, I will marry you, really." ”

"Get out!"

Although Yan Xiaobei felt that if the monkey children married him. will definitely be a hundred times happier, but the monkey children feel that if they really marry Yan Xiaobei, they may be in great pain.

The two of them couldn't talk about it, and they could only talk about it in the end.

However, Yan Xiaobei proposed a new building. "Why don't we just fall in love and not get married, Master, if you want to get married, don't you just want to find a man to fall in love with you happily, and you want to find a man who is good to you, and by the way, break the place you have treasured for I don't know how many years. Sub ......"

Touch!

Another punch, the monkey child didn't leave her hand at all, and Yan Xiaobei flew directly out of outer space.

If you don't die, you won't die, you don't understand it.

Can this sentence be said nonsense?

Fortunately, Yan Xiaobei also realized his mistake and teleported to the side of the monkey child, "I didn't say that sentence just now, Master, what do you think of my mention." ”

Monkey children think it's always weird to fall in love with their apprentices or something.

Yan Xiaobei said: "This is nothing at all, think about it from another angle, your current man was trained by you, don't you feel a sense of accomplishment?" ”

Thinking about it like this, the monkey child suddenly felt acceptable.

But is it really good, falling in love with this guy Yan Xiaobei or something.

The monkey child glanced up and down at Yan Xiaobei a few times, his strength was strong, although he was not a handsome type, but he didn't care, if he was good to himself, with his own identity, he would not snub himself, nor would he give himself a face, so it was indeed not bad.

The most important thing is that she is very familiar with Yan Xiaobei and knows that Yan Xiaobei is definitely not the type of playboy.

She has the magic power of Buddhism and his heart, and knows that many men covet their beauty very much, and they have all kinds of disgusting thoughts when they interact with her.

Yan Xiaobei's words really won't make him feel disgusting in this regard, so he is quite suitable for being his lover.

But if you get married, it's a little ......

Monkey children don't like to compete with superficial women or anything.

That's too cheap, what is your identity, and what is the identity of that group of people, you can't compare it or not.

It's just like what he said, only fall in love and don't get married, so that your status is a little bit better, you don't need to compete with other women for favor or anything, and you don't need to get married, and it's good to enjoy the feeling of being in love between men and women.

In fact, the idea of wanting to marry is not new to this at all.

A long, long time ago, the monkey children had such thoughts, but at that time, the name of the Buddhist Dousheng was too big, and everyone was scared when they saw themselves, and they were full of ugliness, how could they marry such a person.

The monkey girl thought bitterly.

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