"Money junkies!"

I glared at Zhao Liang, but still got out of the car with Chu Mo in my arms.

After being blocked for so long, I'm also curious.

Whether the traffic jam is a suburb or a two-way lane, this kind of place can't get a traffic jam once a year.

There was a traffic jam, no one shouted, and I went out to see it once and all came back honestly, which in itself is not right.

Zhao Liang led the way, I followed behind him, rubbing Chu Mo's head from time to time, Chu Mo was very irritable, kept baring his teeth at me, told me not to rub it, otherwise I would have to look good.

People, sometimes once you want to open it, you let it go.

How can you give me a good look, kneeling washboard or instant noodles, or pinching me to harm, Lao Tzu is not afraid, Lao Tzu is touching his head to kill you know?

"Brother, why do I feel like a man?" Zhao Liang took two steps and looked at me suspiciously.

"Get out!"

This dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and a word can make you angry for a long time.

"No, brother, you're really a man!"

Zhao Liang looked serious, and stretched out his finger to point at Chu Mo, "If it was before, when your sister-in-law stared, you couldn't wait to kneel down for your sister-in-law, you look at it now, you have fun playing with your sister-in-law!" ”

"It's itchy, isn't it?"

My hateful teeth itched, Chu Mo was also angry, squinting his eyes and looking at him coldly, a cold voice sounded in our ears, "It seems that Xiaowei is too good to you on weekdays!" ”

"Brother, the situation ahead is very complicated, let me tell you, you must show your hand in a while!"

mentioned Xiaowei, Zhao Liang was immediately honest and talked about him left and right.

"Daughter-in-law, it's still your cow!"

I looked down and smiled at Chu Mo, and found that she was looking at me with a dangerous gaze.

My heart trembled, and I threw all the majesty of any man behind my head, and followed behind Zhao Liang with my tail between my legs.

When I arrived, I understood the reason for the traffic jam, and there was a hearse across the intersection in front of me.

The hearse is to turn out of the junction and enter a trail below, which ends in a secluded crematorium with an open gate.

Don't think about it, this is pulling the body to be cremated, but I don't know what happened, and the car is here.

When Zhao Liang and I approached, the hearse was surrounded by a circle of people, including the family members of the deceased, Mr. Yin and Yang, and those watching the excitement.

The family's face will not be very good, not because of sadness, but because of fear, Mr. Yin and Yang's face is not good, he is anxious, his face is red, and his head is sweaty.

"Can you do it, it's been half an hour?"

The leader of the family was a middle-aged man in his forties, he roared at Mr. Yin and Yang, and glanced at the car after yelling, with a complicated look on his face, with pain and fear.

Mr. Yin Yang's face was blue and white for a while, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

If you admit that it can't be done at this time, the signboard will be smashed, and he won't want to take over the job in the future.

Zhao Liang leaned in at this time, hugged Mr. Yinyang's neck, and pulled him out of the crowd, Mr. Yinyang opened his mouth and just wanted to shout, Zhao Liang leaned into his ear and said: "We can help you!" ”

Mr. Yin Yang's face changed, he gritted his teeth, and shouted to his family: "My junior brother is here, and this time the matter is on me!" ”

I almost fell to the ground, and I was still a junior brother, and I can really make it up.

But I still stepped forward, this will have to go up, the family members looked at me with suspicion for a while, and finally the leader spoke, "Hurry up, the hour is wrong!" ”

I ignored him, but climbed into the carriage, and Mr. Yin Yang and Zhao Liang also climbed up.

In addition to the wreaths, paper people, paper horses, etc., there was also a mourning bed, on which lay an old lady.

The family members were not far away, and a few of them were willing to approach, but they were a little scared, and they looked at the car with their feet on their feet.

In fact, the family also knows that any junior and junior and other statements are, this will be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and Mr. Yin Yang also has this idea!

After getting in the car, he whispered the situation, the old lady's family is in the countryside below, and she celebrated her 66th birthday two days ago, but she didn't expect that she would not be able to eat just after dinner.

The old lady usually has no disaster or disease, and I don't know how it is, the children are filial piety, there are not so many things, and the spirit stopped at home for two days, and I was going to be cremated today and then put into the ground, but I didn't expect to get to the door of the crematorium, and the car suddenly turned off!

Fortunately, it was already at the crematorium, and the family had planned to carry the old lady in, but she couldn't lift it at all.

"I said it, I said it, I chattered, I also posted a copy, but it's useless, six or seven came up just now, and I couldn't lift it!"

Mr. Yin Yang sweated in his head, and as he spoke, he glanced at the family members with the rest of his eyes, "I thought that people can't lift it, so I push the cart, but the cart can't be pushed, it's blocked here!" ”

"How do you know I can solve this?"

After Mr. Yin Yang finished speaking, I stared at Zhao Liang and asked.

"You can't, don't you have a sister-in-law?" Zhao Liang glanced at my bulging chest.

Just now, for fear of the taboos of those family members, I carried Chu Mo in my arms, fortunately, Chu Mo is not big, it will be cold again, and the cotton clothes I am wearing are relatively large, so I can't see it.

"You'll be looking for trouble!"

I muttered a sentence and said to Mr. Yin and Yang, who was in a hurry: "Say, how much money do you pay for this?" ”

Mr. Yin Yang was stunned for a moment, touched his pocket, and quietly handed over a wad of money, I pinched it, can there be three or four thousand!

"This is three thousand eight, you take it first, as long as I get through this difficulty, I will make up six thousand two for you, make up ten thousand!" Mr. Yin and Yang gritted his teeth and said.

I knew that he was suddenly ill and rushed to the hospital, so I asked a question, and he stuffed more than 3,000, and promised to make up 6,002 afterwards.

To be honest, 10,000 is not much, if he can't handle it this time, his job will be ruined, and he won't want to eat Yin family rice in the future.

"Okay!"

I agreed that it would be easy to solve the problem, and it would be convenient for me to go home early.

The old lady's face was gloomy, her eyes were blue, her lips were black and purple, and her throat was swollen.

The dragon here does not refer to the real dragon, but to the loach that has been aged and has whiskers, and usually, we call this kind of loach a mud dragon.

In other words, this loach already has a spirit, and if you catch it and eat it, it will definitely not be able to do it, and the disaster will come out of the mouth, and whoever eats it will die.

The symptoms of dying because of eating a mud dragon are called being kissed by a dragon.

"What did the old lady eat on her birthday? Are there any loaches? ”

Although the cause of death was generally determined, I still asked the family.

"Yes!"

The family gave a positive answer, saying that the old lady likes to eat loaches, and on her birthday, they spent money to buy five catties, and said that the biggest loach is about to catch up with the eel, and the beard is long.

"Yes, the root of the disease is here!"

I slapped my face, now I am more sure, the loach fish the size of an eel, I can't say how many years it has lived, the beard is still old, there must be a spirit, you eat people, it's strange if people don't kill you.

Knowing the root of the disease, everything was well solved, I turned my head sideways and asked, "Do you have steamed buns, come to one!" ”

The family was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied yes, and then there was a rush of confusion.

There must be steamed buns, and the most important thing in this place is all kinds of tributes, in addition to steamed buns, a small piece of red rope, and a sewing needle.

After nearly five minutes of busyness, everything was put together.

I pass the red thread through the eye of the needle, bend the needle to make it look like a fishing hook, and finally break a piece of steamed bread and thread it on the needle, and I want to fish for loaches.

After getting it done, I glanced sideways at the family and asked, "Who are the immediate family members of the deceased?" ”

"Me!"

Suddenly, a large number of hands were raised.

"Not so much!"

I stretched out my finger and called the one who led the way, and said to him, "Come, pass me my finger!" ”

"Huh?"

He was stunned for a moment, but didn't react.

"Ahh I frowned, repeated, and compared the hook-like needle to him.

"Oh!"

Despite some doubts, he handed his finger over, and I was not polite, and the tip of the needle pierced his middle finger, and he shrank in pain.

I grabbed his fingers and said, "Don't move, do you want the old lady to be buried in the ground?" ”

As he spoke, he squeezed out a few drops of red blood and dripped them on the steamed buns.

"That's it!"

After dripping blood, I let go of his hand, hooked the bloody steamed bun with a needle, and motioned to Mr. Yin and Yang to pinch the old lady's mouth open and prepare to fish for loaches. ()

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is:. Mobile version reading URL: