Mobile phone Xiaobao gave Liang Zhaodi an additional realistic version of "Titanic"? ……

Liang Zhaodi simply wanted to cry without tears, and scolded Xiaobao on the mobile phone: "Your uncle, "Titanic" is a touching romance film for outsiders. However, for the protagonist, it's a disaster movie! ”

Mobile phone Xiaobao: The system is turned on and cannot be withdrawn......

If the ice breaks and falls into the water, the water under the ice is washed and it is under the water. If there is ice on the head, and the top will not break, will it not be dead......

"Xiaobao, in "Titanic", it is sea water, and the sea water is not frozen, what you gave is not in line with the original work!"

Mobile phone Xiaobao: When is it, you have graduated from a certain technical school, what do you still believe is in line with the original work? Besides, I'm giving you an enhanced version of "Titanic".

"Well, I don't want to die! Why don't you give me a plank, you can float ......" Liang Zhaodi didn't dare to move, now is the time to gasp, and he feels that the ice surface under him is expanding and shattering, and a long ice crack extends far and wide......

Xiaobao: When the planks come down, it will increase the weight of this ice area, are you sure you want it? Why don't you have a Vietnamese agarwood......

"Get out, if you want such a heavy wood, you won't let me live!" Liang Zhaodi was angry in her heart, why don't you just drop a "Titanic" and shoot yourself to death!

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Warm reminder, it seems that you have a strong desire to survive, Xiaobao will show you a clear way!

It's really kind, a great kindness. Liang Zhaodi looked at it with a blank eye.

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Please open your arms and stick to the ice with five bodies on the ground. It's better to feel like you're like a feather......

"Xiaobao, your uncle, no matter how thin I am, I still have weight, how can I compare it with feathers!" Liang Zhaodi's heart was hanging in the air, and Xiaobao on the mobile phone was like a hypnotic master, speaking slowly and logically. You girl, say faster, you can die!

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Anger will cause your body to accumulate energy, and there is nowhere to explode, increasing the weight of the ice......

"Haha......" Liang Zhaodi was choked, and said with a smile on her face: "Zhaodi is not angry, she has been looking up at Xiaobao with her five-body gaze, you are my idol, the sojourn of my soul."

What do you think? The sycophants are all filmed like this, are you moved? After Liang Zhaodi finished speaking, she closed her eyes and said, "My life is hanging by a thread, I really don't dare to move!" ”

Xiaobao: Liang Zhaodi, you lie there, gliding like a penguin hunting in the water. Or the feeling of sliding down quickly from a high place on the ice, like a seal.

Roll the calves! Liang Zhaodi glanced at Xiaobao on her mobile phone. When you say gliding, for penguins and seals, that's instinct. You understand what you mean, that is, you can't stand up, and if you want to increase the pressure resistance of the ice surface, you have to flatten your body. It is to use the body to squirm little by little and walk to the shore.

Mobile phone Xiaobao: I didn't lie to you! Is it that the ice surface is not broken......

"Get out!" Liang Zhaodi reprimanded Xiaobao on the mobile phone. Isn't it funny to follow the example of a seal and glide with your first two hands. Liang Zhaodi could imagine that the three of them were like three huge silkworm chrysalis, wriggling on the ice......

Xiao Cuihua doesn't shout anymore, let's see if she's still alive! ……