Chapter 117: Zhen Xi's Return (1)
"Distinguished guest?? He, isn't he Ji Yan? "Oath Xi looked at Min Yan with a puzzled expression, his eyes were full of puzzlement and doubt, and he didn't seem to understand what Min Yan meant.
"Well, if you want to say that he is Ji Yan, in fact, he is not Ji Yan, but from a certain point of view, he is Ji Yan again, eh, in short, it is very complicated to explain, Oath, now Uncle Ben will introduce to you ceremoniously, he is our good Chinese squad leader - Ji Yu." Min Yan pushed Ji Yu, who was standing beside him with a warm smile, to the front of Xuxi.
Xuxi blinked, the curious light in her pure eyes like a fawn, looking at Ji Yu, staring at him without blinking, she didn't think there was anything wrong, but Ji Yu was stared at by Xuxi all the time, her cheeks were faintly flushed, and she looked away a little unnaturally, looking at the blue sky that didn't look for the edge, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, why did this girl named Oath Creek keep looking at him? How strange is that!?? He wasn't used to being stared at like this by girls all the time. Even though this girl is very good-looking.
This girl is a typical shyness!!!
Xuxi looked at Ji Yu's expression, a sly smile flashed in his eyes, and suddenly ran to Ji Yu's face, looking at Ji Yu with big eyes full of ignorance, without a trace of magazines in his eyes, it looked clear and transparent.
"Are you Ji Yan or Ji Yu?? If not, why do you look exactly like Ji Yan? Could it be that you ate Ji Yan and then turned into his appearance to deceive us? If so, why don't you let us call you Ji Yan and instead ask us to call you Ji Yu?? The teacher said, children must tell the truth, otherwise the big bad wolf will eat you at night. ”
Xuxi tilted her head, looking at Ji Yu with hope in her eyes, like a little girl who doesn't know the world, you want to say that she is innocent, but what she said is difficult to refute, to say that she is not innocent, but her expression is so sincere that people don't know where to start.
These words made Ji Yu so miserable, and Ji Yu Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror - he was not a person inside and out, and it was not right to say yes, and it was not right to say no.
Ji Yu was choked by Xuxi's words for a long time and didn't say half a word, he just blushed and looked at Xuxi with an innocent face, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but looking at Xuxi's ignorant and innocent expression, he didn't know where to start, what to say to explain to her, for a long time, Ji Yu simply chose to ignore Xuxi, and walked straight to the cave, he had already chosen to give up explaining.
Min Yan couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he listened to Xuxi's words, even Ji Yu could say such a strange thing as Ji Yu eating Ji Yan, which was also a miracle!! Did she think they were learning scriptures from the Upper West? Isn't there still any ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty!! Silently glancing at the still innocent oath, Min Yan couldn't help but wail in his heart, is this the legendary ignorant fearless!!! There's a problem communicating with her!!
"Snort, Yue said you were stupid, you are really not stupid!!" Ye Lan looked down at the oath with a proud expression, with a faint disdain and an imperceptible smile in his eyes, as for what would be a smile, maybe even he didn't understand.
"Ahem, cough, I want to tell you seriously, Comrade Ye Ye, you have a language problem with this sentence." Oath Xi looked at Ye Lan, who was looking at her with a serious face, obviously not reacting, and suddenly paused.
The eyes glanced at Ye Lan cautiously, cleared his throat, and continued, "Generally speaking, when we scold people, we will always say, 'You are so stupid' and 'You are so stupid', when you quarrel with others, you scold others for being stupid, others will think that you are stupid, stupid and stupid both mean unintelligent, expressed in the formula: stupid = not smart, stupid = not smart, according to the equivalent substitution of mathematics, so, stupid = stupid." ”
"From the overall meaning of the sentence, you want to scold me, but, you said I was stupid in front of me and said that I was not stupid later, obvious inconsistencies, lack of the subject of the sentence, and then according to the principle of double negation equals affirmation, the meaning of the sentence has become another meaning, that is, to praise me for being very smart and wise, Comrade Ye Ye, you are so polite, if you want to praise me, just say it directly, straight······"
The serious expression behind the oath was gradually replaced by a look of 'embarrassed', the fingers hanging down at his side began to twist the corners of his clothes restlessly, the teeth bit the moist pink lips, a faint flush slowly rose on both sides of his cheeks, and he lowered his head, seemingly, it seemed that he was 'embarrassed'.
Ye Lan shook his head that was a little dizzy as he was talking about, and rubbed his sore temples with the thumb of his right hand??? When did he praise her?? Even the equivalent substitution in mathematics has come out.,What are you planning to do??
Ye Lan suddenly felt that his side was quiet, and when he raised his eyes, there seemed to be no creatures around him that could be called human except for the oath river!!
Ye Lan closed his eyes and took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and pulled out a far-fetched smile, "Oath Xi, you are really, really smart!! After gritting his teeth, Ye Lan walked back with a heavy face, and he was angry in his heart, smart, really smart, so smart that he couldn't find words on earth that could compare with her intelligence and cleverness!!!
Hearing Ye Lan's words, the fierce man who lowered his head raised his head and shouted loudly at Ye Landa's back, "Thank you Ye Ye, in fact, I think so too." Then he smiled shyly, lowered his head and continued to twist the corners of his clothes.
Hearing the shout of 'gratitude' from Oath Creek, Ye Lan stumbled and was almost shocked to have intimate contact with Mother Earth, without saying anything more, speeding up, he was almost rushing towards the entrance of the cave with the speed of taking off, as if some flood beast was chasing him behind Ye Lan.
Suddenly, such a sentence suddenly appeared in Ye Lan's mind: If the tree has no bark, it will definitely die; If a man is shameless, he will surely die······
The oath with her head down, the curvature of the corners of her mouth became deeper and deeper, with a hint of a bad smile after the prank, I believe that the passage just now is a test of Ye Lan's IQ, how much nonsense is too much, even she herself can't remember what she said, let alone Ye Lan, it seems that Ye Lan's kung fu is not at home, and he needs someone to advise him, suddenly, a bright smile was raised.
Ye Lan in the cave suddenly shuddered, how could he have a kind of ominous... Premonition······