Chapter 512: Fierce Debate
How can this be explained? He had a bold assumption: the master and Miss Yu came from the same mysterious place, and the people there knew everything about the world, just like the gods in the sky, and looked down on the entire Ming Dynasty from their perspective.
At this time, Su Ran was extremely glad that he abandoned the darkness and followed the current master. The master never discriminated against him because he was disabled, never doubted him because of his previous status, but entrusted him with the important task of entrusting him with the affairs of the secret guard and the firearms battalion.
Maybe he is from the same place as his master, and he can clearly perceive Miss Yu's respect for him and the appreciation of his appearance. The hometown of the master and Miss Yu should be equal, respectful, and extremely educated between people. He really wanted to see what kind of place could cultivate talents like the master and Miss Yu.
However, the master's attitude towards Miss Yu made him puzzled again. If both of them are from a mysterious space and are both talented, shouldn't the master be jealous of Miss Yu? As the saying goes: one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. The master still treats Miss Yu so seriously, is it because the other party has no threat to him?
I can't help but say, Mr. Su Ran, you accidentally got the truth. If Yu Xiaocao was a capable and resourceful teenager, Zhu Junfan might consider strangling the threat of "him" in the cradle. But Yu Xiaocao, a "three-no girl" who he can see through at a glance, has no scheming, no means, and no background, only has a specialty in farming, regards making money as fun, and has no ambitions. What was he afraid of her for? He's not so narrow-minded!
Besides, as a traverser, he is also very lonely and lonely, and he needs to have someone who shares a language with him, who can nag when he has nothing to do, scare and scare her for fun, and achieve the effect of decompression and relaxation. (Yu Xiaocao is angry!!) οΌ
At this time, Zhu Junfan debated with Yu Xiaocao about chocolate. One said, "Chocolate hasn't been born yet." As a veteran chocolate lover, Zhu Junfan once discussed the history of chocolate when he was bored in his previous life. Chocolate has been recorded in history from the beginning of the 16th century to the 14th century, a difference of nearly 200 years!
One said that when Columbus discovered the New World, he brought back cocoa beans. In other words, cacao trees have been cultivated in North America since before the 15th century. So now in the middle of the fourteenth century, less than a hundred years apart, who can be sure that there were no cacao trees in North America at this time? With the cultivation of cocoa trees, the originator of chocolate, liquid chocolate drink, must have been born.
The two of them insisted on their own words, and their faces were red, and their voices became louder and louder. Su Ran had never seen such a naΓ―ve and relaxed side of the emperor, and sure enough, in front of the person who knew him best, all pretense was superfluous. Therefore, the emperor can be like ordinary people, quarreling with others, and even being angry!
Miss Yu was bold enough to dare to slap the table with the emperor, and she roared so much that the spit stars splashed on the emperor's face. It's enough for two people to fight for a blushing and thick neck because of an insignificant topic!
"Mr. Su, you are here to judge! Is your master too arbitrary! Yu Xiaocao began to pull an alliance, and burned the flames of war to Su Ran, who was eating freezing snacks and watching a good show on the side.
Zhu Junfan also moved his gaze to Su Ran, snorted heavily, and said, "Manager Su, you say, whether this girl is all based on speculation and assumptions without the slightest basis is untenable!" β
"Wow......" Su Ran raised her eyebrows, this little girl has eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and she dares to "snort" the emperor, which is really disrespectful.
"Don't think that if you go to school for a few more years and go to a third-rate university, you will feel invincible!! You're studying shipbuilding, not history. Don't always think you're right, you're called stubborn!! "Yu Xiaocao, who is very angry, starts ginseng rooster!
Zhu Junfan smiled and said facelessly: "Yes, we still went to college." Someone didn't graduate from junior high school, and he didn't even know how to write the word history, and he dared to say that he was right in his guess! β
"What's so great about having been to college? The four bodies are not diligent and the grains are not distinguished, and even leeks and garlic seedlings cannot be distinguished, and they still want to revitalize agriculture? Later, don't you have to count on me, who didn't graduate from junior high school? Yu Xiaocao crossed his hands on his hips, looking down on the sundere posture of all beings.
Zhu Junfan, who was born, grew up in the city, studied or was in the city in his previous life, is really stupid and unclear about leeks, garlic seedlings and wheat seedlings. He choked up, slapped the table hard, and said, "Those who work hard govern people, and those who work hard govern people!" No matter how capable you are in farming, don't you still have to work for me, a person who can't tell the difference between wheat and garlic, now you have to work? β
"This is caused by the evil feudal society!!" Yu Xiaocao was not convinced.
Zhu Junfan was quite proud of his superiority: "Whether it is a feudal society or a socialist society!" All are capable of dominating. For example, aren't the gold-collar, silver-collar, and CEOs in our hometown highly educated, high-IQ, and high-income? Those migrant workers are not allowed to accept their leadership and engage in front-line manual labor? β
Yu Xiaocao was a little short of words, but not to be outdone, he said: "Don't talk so far!" Just say this chocolate bean, I say yes, you say no! The ocean-going fleet to the Americas has been departing for more than half a year, and when the fleet returns, everything will naturally be clear!! Let's make a bet that if I lose, I'll serve you chocolates for free for a year. What if you lose? β
"Will I lose? Will I lose this history master? Zhu Junfan's mind was spinning quickly, thinking about what to use as a bargaining chip.
Su Ran covered his face on the side: My master! You've been caught up in by a little girl!! Think about it, if Miss Yu loses, the representative fleet won't be able to bring back that bean at all. How do you make chocolate without those beans? If you can't make chocolate, how can you supply it for a year? Miss Yu, who doesn't look quite simple, will also empty the tricks of the white wolf.
Zhu Junfan finally came up with a chip that he thought was good: "That's it!" If I lose, I will give you the quantile level of the county lord, and the fifth grade will mention the third grade, and then I will give you a marriage! What do you think? β
The county lord of Wupin mentioned Sanpin? This can be there! As for the marriage, chicken ribs! She loves flowers and flowers, and she guards a loyal dog by her side, and she still needs him to give her a marriage?
"What are you pouting! Do you think someone is already in the palm of your hand and you can't escape? I tell you, don't be so confident, especially men, the most fickle animals! Zhu Junfan has the face of a love expert.
Su Ran ate cup after cup of sundae, and glanced at his master when he heard the words: Your Majesty, you have betrayed yourself and become a public enemy of men!
"What's the point of a man who can't stand the test and is fickle, even if he catches it with means? In this male-dominated society, a man who has changed his mind can carry a concubine and a concubine to his home, or directly divorce his original partner and remarry. If you are ruthless, you will harm the original ration, and you don't have to return the dowry, and you will spend your predecessor's money and marry the successor......"
Zhu Junfan pouted: "Little girl, have you read too many house fighting novels?" The original partner said that he would take a break? also killed the original partner, you should be the law of our Ming Dynasty, and you should be a painting? β
"The law? Are we legally sound there? No, someone is still taking advantage of the loophole? It takes seven rules to divorce your wife, and if you get a random man to throw you on the bed, isn't there a reason to divorce you? As for harming people...... I have a thousand ways to make you die silently, without leaving a trace of evidence, believe it or not? Yu Xiaocao showed a blackened expression.
Su Ran, who was on the side, had to speak: "Miss Yu, be careful!" β
"I'll just make an analogy, it's not aimed at you, the emperor! Besides, we're talking about the death of the original partner, you're not a woman, and we don't have any conflict of interest, so you don't have to be afraid! Yu Xiaocao smiled at Zhu Junfan with a big grin.
"That'...... Is it possible that when I have a conflict of interest with you, you can let me die silently? Zhu Junfan deliberately distorted her words and took advantage of loopholes.
Yu Xiaocao's head shook like a rattle: "Your Majesty, you live in the backyard of the deep palace, and I am a small citizen in the market, so it is difficult to have an intersection in ordinary times." I just want to hurt you, and my claws can't stretch that long! Besides, you have Mr. Su by your side 'close' protection, and within ten steps of your side, you can't even fly into a mosquito, let alone such a big target? β
As he was talking, a fly flew out of the middle of nowhere, Su Ran dipped his hand into the water outside the cup on the table, flicked it lightly, and a drop of water shot over, and the fly fell on the table, and it couldn't die anymore.
"Mr. Su, who are you from the same country? Can you cooperate not so tacitly? Zhu Junfan wanted to laugh but held back, his face flushed.
As soon as he finished playing the fly, Yu Xiaocao's voice just landed, Su Ran couldn't hold back his laughter, he coughed, lowered his head and took a bite of the sundae: Please ignore me, you continue!
Zhu Junfan suddenly said, "Yu Xiaocao, continue with the topic just now." Zhu Junyang, what do you think? β
"What? Do you really want to protect the media and pull the fiber? Yu Xiaocao looked at the emperor a little playfully, but he didn't expect him to have such an eight-woman side.
Zhu Junfan shook his head with a playful expression: "Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, your rival in love has appeared!" Junyang's aunt, when she entered the palace, explicitly hinted in front of the queen, saying that she had taken a fancy to the king of Shangyangjun. I also want the queen to marry her little daughter!! β
"Attract bees and butterflies!" Yu Xiaocao scolded angrily, and couldn't ignore the sourness in his heart, and couldn't help but scold Wu Junling: I've never seen a man, haven't I? It doesn't matter if people like you or not, just get on the pole and force it over. And ask the queen to give you a marriage? With Zhu Junyang's temperament, not to mention the queen's marriage, even the emperor's golden mouth and jade words, dare to dismiss it!!
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