Chapter 653: Misaka rules the world realm

After breakfast, I said a word to my family and left for what was probably the most murderous parent-teacher meeting ever.

This is a meeting where you can guess how it will be when you hear it, and a group of unscrupulous beauties in the family have praised the teacher of the Military Academy for being a genius after knowing the news, and Lilina even put the atmosphere on the edge of Yi Shui when she said goodbye to me, you can see how unrighteous this guy is.

But anyway, since I accepted the invitation, I still had to go.

Parent-teacher conferences, everyone knows this, right?

Anyway, I remember it very well, and in my elementary and even junior high school years, this kind of activity accompanied a family for several whole years of school life, and it left an indelible impression on me: because I had no parents to call.

At that time, my only relative was my sister, a girl who was only four or five years older than myself, and she was even a student that year, so every parent-teacher meeting made our siblings feel pressured, and my sister, who was in high school at the time, had to take a leave of absence to run half of the school to meet my brother's teacher in the primary school, which may have even been the homeroom teacher who had taught her a few semesters ago, and I had to accept all kinds of onlookers because of this, it was a difficult time, and even now I think about it a little sour, But whenever my sister and I talk about these things, we both laugh heartily: those sour memories have now become precious.

In short, the experience of parent-teacher conferences, which seems very ordinary to others, has a different meaning to me.

Therefore, after receiving an invitation to the parent-teacher meeting from Sister Misaka through a mercury lamp doll, I just sighed and decided to take the matter seriously.

Because those girls, like me, don't have parents.

As a mass-produced clone.,A fresh life that can be mass-produced with a button.,Although the Misaka sisters have thousands of sisters,But none of them can participate in the parent-teacher conference for themselves.,A certain subtle sense of psychological resonance makes me think.,No matter which idiot instructor came up with the idea of a parent-teacher meeting.,I should go there myself.,Even if it's just to make the Misaka sisters feel some family care.。

…… I thought so until I walked through the gate of the Imperial Academy.

"This ...... This is such a fucking fucking daddy! ”

Looking at the notice at the gate, I looked up to the sky and sighed.

In anticipation of the upcoming carnival, the whole school is working together to prepare a program for the celebration, so parents are invited to come to the school to meet with the teachers.

In the entire junior high school, more than 10,000 Misaka sisters are all in the junior high school! At first, I thought it was the head teacher of the academy who suddenly wanted the Misaka sisters in his class to call their parents.,Now it seems,Is it a member of the board of directors of a certain academy?!

Co-author: Today's parent-teacher conference is for me alone!

I can make up the following visions in my head:

At the parent-teacher meeting, the teacher began to announce the students' results, and then called them one by one: "Please ask the parents of Misaka 10086 students to come to the stage and say a few words." ”

I slipped onto the stage.

"Parents of Misaka 10031 students are invited to receive the certificate!"

I slipped onto the stage.

"Please tell us about your educational experience with the parents of Misaka 12580 students!"

I slipped onto the stage.

"Parents of Misaka 12345 students, please ......"

Together I used to do sprints and squats!

"Ahh It's my brother! Misaka 10031 saw his brother in distress and immediately greeted him happily. ”

The sudden shouting behind me brought me back from the state of being pitted and dizzy, and as soon as I turned my head, I immediately saw a tea-haired girl in a winter school uniform standing less than ten meters behind me, who was carrying a schoolbag and looking at me with a very happy expression.

"Oh, Misaka," I said weakly to the Misaka sister I had known for the first time, "I'm here for the parent-teacher conference......"

"Well, everyone is waiting! My brother is here! Misaka 10031 said happily because he was the first to receive his brother. ”

The girl ran over with great interest, grabbed my arm and ran deeper into the academy.

As for me, who has been messed up into a parabola, now I can only toss my legs upside down under the instinct of the anti-'shooting' nerve, and is dragged by Sister Misaka to the junior high school auditorium.

I have to say that the things made by the empire are big, and even a junior high school auditorium is such a murderous level, and the circular auditorium that Misaka pulled me to is said to be able to accommodate up to 20,000 people to hold meetings in it, and this is a junior high school auditorium on the surface, and at worst, this is simply the Diet!

Although I had long guessed what a murderous scene this parent-teacher conference would be, when I actually saw this scene, I still felt the corners of my eyes twitch.

Can you imagine how cruel it is for thousands of teachers to sit on the 'chairman' stage, tens of thousands of students to sit in the student area, and for the parent district to have only one person.

Turning his head and looking at the more than 10,000 or so Misaka sisters behind him who seemed to be ctrl+c and then ctrl+v came out, and then looked at the team of teachers with various distorted expressions not far in front of him, and finally looked at the empty 'dang' and 'dang' environment around me, I decided to speak well: "What, did you think of this scene before?" ”

The 1,000 or so teachers on the podium froze at the same time, and then turned their heads away.

"More than a thousand people, none of you have enlightened?!"

I just got up and pointed at the group of guys in front of me who were pretending to be unconcerned at this time.

Parents who dare to shout so loudly with teachers at the parent-teacher meeting, I'm afraid I'm the only one in the world: these people really deserve it!

How did your sister's environment, which is similar to that of the United Nations triing Class A war criminals, unfold?

"Well, in fact, someone thought of it," Medea, who was sitting in the homeroom teacher's area, stroked her hair awkwardly, and her elf-like pointed ears twitched, which was a sign of nervousness, "But the Misakas really want a parent-teacher conference, although we are teachers, we can't resist your 10,000 sisters, I'm very sorry......"

As soon as Medea said this, the surrounding teachers also 'revealed' embarrassed looks, whether it was the Imperial Instructor, the Heroic Spirit Teacher or the foreign teachers from other worlds, all of them had a little unbearable on their faces.

But my heart moved, and I turned my head to look at the legions of my sisters behind me.

Want a parent-teacher conference? For what?

Want to get my attention? Want to be spoiled? Want to show that you have family? Or do you just want to be able to experience the campus life of a normal girl in this way?

I don't know what these girls who are gradually gaining rich feelings are thinking, but since it is their wish, they should cooperate......

It's completely fucking uncooperative! Thousands of teachers, tens of thousands of students and one parent, how do you plan to hold this kind of parent-teacher meeting?! In that case, you just said that there is something for me to come to the school to meet with the teachers, I can't help it? Do you have to put on this kind of parent-teacher meeting battle?

It's not just me who has such an exclamation, even the thousands of teachers on the stage also have this idea, most of them are college instructors with guest appearances by emperors, and it is definitely more difficult to let these guys hold a parent-teacher meeting with the head of the empire as a teacher than to kill them, and the rest are foreign teachers collected from all over the world, this group of heroic emperors from all generations of the world has absolutely no teacher qualification certificate, and they don't know what the normal parent-teacher meeting looks like, do you still expect them to be able to run this ghost animal version?

So, soon the venue became the expected chaotic state, the heroic spirits lost interest in a few minutes, one by one took out wine bottles or playing cards and began to busy busy, the imperial instructors took out the tactical map, and began to discuss in a low voice whether next year's internship should let the Misaka people conquer a certain world, and the 10,000 or so Misaka girls began to exchange words and ears, exchanging experiences from the first parent-teacher conference, as for me, I have now come to Medea to understand the situation.

"That is, or is it a problem with the carnival program?"

Medea nodded: "It's true, these children are all working very hard to attract your attention at the carnival, but in front of the hero teams of the various worlds, a group of students are too ordinary no matter how hard they try, so the Misaka have designed a lot of strange ideas, and the student council wants you to take a look at these ideas by the way, and the student council is also all Misaka." ”

Does Misaka rule the world?

After complaining a little, I looked at the Misaka who had already started to string seats: "Are they preparing for a show?" ”

"Well, the first show is "onlymyrailgun" sung by 10,000 people, then "Melting of the Heart" by 10,000 people, and then "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" by 10,000 people......"

I'm slotting...... It's the synchronization rate of naked, 'naked', and your guys! "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" is something that humans can't sing, and you dare to sing it in unison!

But the hearts of my sisters can't be disappointed, and it's actually not bad to listen to the program that my sisters have worked hard for me for so many days...... Probably.

Anyway, it didn't take long for us to regret it: for the next hour...... It's a hell of 245×9968 beats per minute, and when the murderous chorus is over, my whole body resonates.

There was also a place on the podium, and I estimate that from tomorrow the junior high school of the military academy will be able to have a long vacation.

The ferocious melody still seems to be 'reverberating' in the smoky auditorium, and the buzzing feeling in my mind makes me see things as ghosts, and I don't know when I have been lying on the table of the 'chairman' stage, and next to me is Medusa who is chanting words in her mouth, and the purple-haired royal sister who serves as a riding instructor has mosquito coils in her eyes: "I can't hear it, I can't hear anything......

"I've decided!" I slammed the table and stood up, dangling twice in the air before barely falling, "This show must be preserved!" ”

"Huh?" Medusa, who was frightened by me, immediately opened her eyes wide, and her square pupils were full of fear that her boss wouldn't be too stimulated, right?

"Ya, we can't take it by ourselves, the *** people at the carnival are all tied up here to listen to the song!"

In all fairness, "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" is not difficult to hear, and 245 beats per minute is not a torture, but when all this is multiplied by 10,000, it is a roaring hell, you can never imagine how terrifying it is when the Misaka Legion in front of you speaks at the same time, the roar in front of you seems to be pushed over by the essence of the flat is a terrible thing, and this is still a sound wave of conscience that shakes back and forth more than 200 times a minute What a classic is the bleak back on the edge of the stage...... Oh, she fell.

"Well, well, that makes sense," Medusa rubbed her forehead and took out her notebook, "Of course, the carnival lasts for many days, and these songs in the chorus are just one of the programs, and the Imperial Academy will also hold the school festival throughout the carnival during the festival, and it is said that the school festival is a very important campus activity in the memory of the Misakas, maybe this can become the practice of the military academy in the future, and it can also be counted as our cultural display, well, my head hurts...... That's it, Misaka just wants you to see these things. ”

The sisters are really trying hard to prove themselves, and although the methods used are a bit cruel, I believe that those who have undergone the baptism of 245bpm will firmly remember these sisters who have exploded in synchronization.

The so-called parent-teacher meeting later became a rehearsal for the Misakas, but I didn't have any expectations for this "parent-teacher meeting" at the beginning, naturally it was just how happy those sisters were, so after more than two hours, I finally left the military academy with wandering steps.

The moment I saw the blue sky and white clouds outside, I really felt like I was reborn.

…… As a result of patronizing and watching the sky, he collided with a petite figure at the school gate.

"Wow!" With a somewhat familiar scream, in the corner of my eye, a girl with short hair fell backwards in embarrassment, and two big words immediately flashed into my mind: dog blood!

What a bloody plot this is!

But the expected welfare broadcast did not appear, and even before I could reach out to help, the girl opposite was held firmly by a figure that suddenly appeared behind her, and at the same time the latter exaggerated exclaimed: "Sister! ”

Oooh oh! Writing Kuroko, read as perverted! As soon as I heard this classic voice, I didn't have to look at my face to know who the flashing double ponytail was!

"Mai Trin? Sunspot? "I looked at the two girls in front of me with a little surprise, not to mention the girl with short hair in tea, I have seen 10,000 times back and forth today, in this case, it is naturally the sister of the Misaka sisters, Mikoto Misaka, and the one standing next to him is looking at his flat-chested double ponytail with angry eyes...... I'm sorry, but the two words flat-chested are said by slippery mouths, of course, we are always perverted, and we are the ultimate lily lover who has never been surpassed, Kuroko Shirai-san.

It's just that the latter's attitude towards me is not very friendly now: "Damn! I actually knocked down my sister in such an old-fashioned way for welfare! This privilege of knocking my sister down at the corner of the intersection and then unscrupulously admiring the girl's pure fat times and my sister's cute cheeks flushed with shame should obviously be Kuroko's unique treatment, exclusive treatment, treatment treatment...... Wow! ”

A thunderbolt flashed, and the world was quiet.

So, Kuroko, do you only have seven seconds and four or five lines from the beginning to the exit today? Are you the legendary three-camera bento girl?

"Kuroko...... Kuroko isn't dead yet...... Kuroko can continue to fight......"

The double ponytail girl who had turned into charcoal and was constantly twitching on the ground raised a hand very hard, and the gaze that threw her help at me had just been hit by 100,000 volts, and she didn't dare to reach out to Misaka again, "Perverted brother, help......"

You said two more words, stupid!

Without hesitation, I picked up the petite Shirai-san, and aimed at the garbage basket not far away, I threw it!

We've practiced this trick with Lilina, although Shirai's height is much taller than the unlucky guy who took decades to grow into a one-meter flat-chested king, but this skinny little double ponytail doesn't affect the accuracy at all, you see, a bad mosaic called Kuroko is ...... Planted in the flower bed.

"Kuroko, she's not going to die, is she?"

A worried voice sounded from behind us, and Mikoto Misaka and I didn't look back×2: "This kind of pervert can't die!" ”

After saying that, I remembered to turn my head to look, and sure enough, Genki Hei Nagazhi, who was wearing a winter school uniform, was standing behind me, and next to her, a flower pot was looking at this super academy with a look of amazement.

I'm sorry Hatsuharu-san, but I've always thought that the flower pot is what you are, just as I've always thought that Tavel's soul resides in her glasses.

"No matter how many times I watch it, I think it's good...... Luxury school wow! "Chu Chun Ornament Li's face is full of excitement, the grandeur of the Emperor's Academy is the envy of this girl who has always longed for the life of a rich lady, here is a teaching building that can be directly used as a Capitol on the earth, an arcane teaching area like a giant castle established by the Magus of the various worlds, an aerospace interest group activity room that can take off and land light warships at any time (if the entire space command center and modular warship platform are also activity rooms), since a certain purple and straight heroic spirit opened a "riding extracurricular tutoring class", We also opened a racetrack in the back of the junior high school...... A school tossed to this scale,It's not enough to see even if the school city moves over to make a comparison.。

"It would be fantastic to be able to take classes here and learn magic in that castle! And maybe you can get acquainted with an elegant vampire and taste black tea under the moon...... "The girl named Hatsuharu has completely fallen into a state of delusion at the moment, and the gorgeous life of the eldest lady begins to hit her high-speed quad-core head under the cover of flower pots, and as a result, I ignored her initiative to say hello."

"Well, it's still like this in early spring," tears stuck out their tongues cutely at me, and then quickly stole the bell jingle is a 9 momentum and turned around, "I'll lift!" Wow, it's a lovely blue and white 'color' today. ”

The short skirt of the flower pot girl is fluttering, and the updraft lv6's Zuotian tears are powerful and domineering at this moment, and she can perform her upskirt in front of others, especially in front of a man's friend**, is this a tear This guy doesn't treat me as an outsider at all, or should I say that a certain black long straight upskirt has reached the point of subconscious, and he doesn't even care about observing the surrounding environment?

Feeling the cool breeze blowing, Chu Chun was immediately stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to look at me stiffly with a red face, and the flowers on his head suddenly bloomed: high temperature catalysis!

"Whoa, whoa! How did Saten-san...... How can you ...... in front of so many people?"

"Ha, it seems to be quite lively," another voice rang out from not far away as the girls were playing, this time it was the red-haired bad priest, and the biggest bishop next to him, Laura? Stuart.