Chapter 3: Changes in the Underworld
I glared at Han Feifei and said sharply, "Are you sick?" Since you come here to be an artist, you must have the consciousness of being an artist, stay in it well, wait for the guests to come to you, if you are really bored, you can learn from the little sisters inside, exchange experiences and so on, what to run? ”
Han Feifei snorted coldly and said, "The few artists in it, in terms of appearance and figure, which one is comparable to me?" Besides, I think I've accumulated enough experience in the yang world - you don't think I'm still the little girl who screamed in pain with a shy face before I touched it, right? ”
The former innocent girl, how did the college flower become so virtuous.
Damn, I was really blind at the beginning, chasing her for so long, and doing things that were inappropriate for children with her.
And more than once.
I feel sick to think about it now.
I said impatiently: "Stop, stop•••••• if you want to stay here in the future, don't fucking disgust me by mentioning the past." ”
Han Feifei's expression froze, and she looked at me in a daze.
"Do you really hate me so much?"
Hate you?
Damn, I hate you to death.
As soon as I dropped out of school, you turned around and threw yourself into another man's arms.
It's made my head green.
And I have never dared to contact my former roommates and classmates, for fear of being ridiculed by them.
I hurriedly came out from behind the counter and looked for the girl I had just had.
Where is she still there?
Immediately depressed.
I secretly prayed in my heart that the girl would not do stupid things to trouble me.
Han Feifei suddenly laughed, smiling from ear to ear.
I gave her a vicious look and said, "Smile and smile, what's so funny?" If the girl does die, then it's your responsibility, and you wait to be punished. ”
Ghost instigation to commit suicide is as serious as homicide.
Eighteen layers of hell are not open for nothing.
As long as there is a sin, the one who comes will not refuse.
Han Feifei spread her hands and said: "I don't care, anyway, it's all a dead ghost, the key is you,—— why are you the same as in college, or so stupid?" ”
"What do you mean?"
"Didn't you find out? The girl didn't even set foot in the yellow line in front of the door just now, and she saw me••••••"
I was stunned.
I was patronizing and grinding with Han Feifei just now, but I really didn't notice it.
The customers who come to me for fun are either acquaintances or introduced by reliable acquaintances.
Only after crossing the yellow line and entering the inside can you see the ghost of the geist.
But just now, the woman saw Han Feifei outside the yellow line.
This?
She's definitely not yin and yang.
If it's yin and yang eyes, I can smell it with my nose all the time.
Since it's not yin and yang eyes, can you still see yin souls?
Could this woman be a sorcerer?
I felt a chill on my back and sweat.
For ordinary people, warlocks are living bodhisattvas and living immortals who subdue demons and catch monsters to solve crises.
For those of us with a shady identity, it is the enemy of life and death.
Warlock cultivation is not what the general public thinks, just to eliminate demons and protect the peace of the yang world.
Their ultimate goal is immortality.
Huangquan Yujian hooks immortality.
You can't die in the book of life and death.
The Taoist master of Huangquan has a jade slip, as long as the name is ticked on it, he can live forever.
But people will continue to grow, they will gradually age, and no one knows how long they will live.
If you cross out the name from the book of life and death, you can stay young forever and live forever in the world.
True immortality.
If he erases his mark on the samsara disk, then he will live with heaven and earth.
Of course, this is just a legend, and no one has ever tried it.
And we are in a sense the medium through which they enter the underworld.
As far as I know, every year there are many yin chases caught by warlocks.
Soul searching.
Find the entrance to the underworld.
Capture the jade slip and the book of life and death.
However, we all have Hades on our souls.
At the slightest touch, the warlock's soul will explode.
Yin cha looks very beautiful, but it is also a high-risk profession.
Han Feifei played with taste: "I can be a ghost when I die, I don't know what you will become when you die?" Let me recall well, I remember that a yin cha who was captured by my beauty once said that only after the yin cha soul with a merit value of more than 10,000 explodes, the corpse will be regenerated into a soul, that is, resurrection, Qi Mu, your merit value should be more than 10,000, right? ”
I really want to go up and slap her twice.
Damn, is it fun to be sarcastic?
Merit is worth 10,000?
That's fifteen grades.
Lao Tzu is still far away.
"Hahaha, Qi Mu looks at your expression like eating a dead child now, the old lady is really more cool than an orgasm."
Han Feifei said as she twisted her waist and went inside.
I was as cold as falling into an ice cave, and I secretly prayed that the woman would not be a sorcerer.
At this moment, Lao Cui called.
"Xiao Qi?"
"Brother Cui, Uncle Cui, Grandpa Cui••••••"
The panic and anxiety suddenly found a window to vent.
I was really scared.
In case the woman was a warlock just now, she approached me and wanted to search for my soul.
Then I'll be completely gone.
"Uncle, stop me, you made me grow three generations after this meeting, what's wrong with it - forget it, I don't have that much time to talk nonsense with you, I called to tell you that your pengmen had better close its doors during this time••••••"
"Huh? Why? ”
"It's not a group of fucking warlocks in your yang world, I don't know how to find the entrance to the underworld, get in, and grab the jade slip of the Huangquan Dao Master, if it weren't for the infighting over the name, things would have been a big problem."
"Huh? How so? The Taoist of Huangquan eats dry rice••••••"
As soon as the words came out, I regretted it, and secretly scolded myself in my heart.
insulting the big leader, if this wind blows into his ears, I will still bear it.
and his daughter Meng Po, that quirky little Lori, if she heard this.
It's no wonder that she doesn't play with me, life is better than death.
"Shut up, apologize, now the phones of the underworld have been monitored•••••• you kid be careful when you speak, insulting the leader, this is a big sin, you must write a check."
"Yes, yes, I review, I'm guilty, that old Cui, what happened later? How could our great and sage, handsome and dashing Huangquan Dao Master, ••••••• let those thieves and warlocks plot? ”
Even I feel disgusted by the words of the touting.
"Well, these refer to the "Yin Guide", you can remember the following sets of numbers•••••• that's all, I'll hang up the phone first."
Closing the "Three Thousand for Your Life", I pulled down the roller shutter door and entered the house.
Explain the reason to my artists, let them rest at ease, and pay their salaries as usual.
The other artists all agreed, only Han Feifei.
Very angry.
I think I deliberately manipulated her and didn't want her to make money.
I didn't bother to pay attention to her.
took out a small yellow booklet, and began to crack the code according to the numbers that Lao Cui just said, and study what happened in the underworld.
This little yellow booklet is not a "guide to bad luck", but a secret contact between me and Lao Cui.
There are a lot of things that are not good to say on the phone, so just communicate information through this.
I looked at the translation of a leaf full of paper, and I was exhausted and collapsed.
"The Zhang family, the Ma family, the Leng family, the Qian family, and the Zhao family of the six major warlock families in the yang world each led hundreds of dead soldiers, attacked the underworld, killed more than 70 people in the Yin Cha, and entered the Yellow Spring.
"Note: Recently, the Buddha sent the golden-winged Dapeng bird to the underworld to conduct grassroots research, and he never wanted to gamble with the psychic beast Di under the case of the King of the Earth and the three-headed divine dog guarding the eighteenth layer of hell to gamble, and there was not a single hair left after losing, and he returned to Lingshan in embarrassment••••••"
Seeing this, I felt shocked and amused.
The golden-winged Dapeng bird is the Buddha's maternal uncle, and now he can beat the "Buddha face".
Naked, slap in the face.
"The Buddha was furious, and the king of the earth was terrified, and he made a big mistake to Di Ting, and abolished the cultivation of the three-headed divine dog••••••"
Depend on.
It's also so unfair.
"Because of their loyalty, the three-headed divine dog once offended the Lord of Huangquan Dao, Yan Jun, and the Lord of Reincarnation, so the three saints took it to the yang world, conspired to cook and kill it, and made a snack dish•••••• and there was no saint in the underworld to guard it, giving the warlock an opportunity to take advantage of it, so there was this great difficulty."
I've heard my grandfather say that.
The three-headed divine dog is too rigid, with three empty heads, but he doesn't know how to be flexible.
What's more, there is no big guy covering it yet.
As long as the Yin Soul is punished into the eighteenth layer of hell, it will be extremely difficult to come out again, even if it is the Dharma excess, it will not let go, and it will have to wait until the sentence expires, or the big guy will come in person.
That's so offending.
I want to come to this golden-winged Dapeng bird to go to the underworld, on the surface to conduct research, but behind the scenes, there may be some special mission.
Alas, it is reasonable for the three-headed divine dog to have this ending, but it makes people sigh.
"When the king of the earth heard it, he punished the master of the Yellow Spring Dao to clean up the mud in the Yellow Spring, and by the way, he caught all the loaches inside, and Yan Jun entered the eighteenth layer of hell to write his life insights, which should be full of content and profound thoughts, and each layer of hell should be no less than a million words, and the lord of reincarnation turned into a human body, and went to the yang world to practice•••••• and now the entire underworld is the largest in my Lao Cui."
The Lord of Huangquan Dao, Yan Jun, and the Lord of Reincarnation are known as the three giants of the underworld, but above them, there is also a King Bodhisattva of the Earth who made a grand wish that "hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha".
He is the ruler of the underworld.
I was depressed.
In the final analysis, this old Cui just wants to talk about the underworld, and now he has the final say.
I was overjoyed.
Since he is the boss in the underworld, this Huangquan Jade Jane should be in his charge.
After all, Meng Po's little Lori is still underage.
I wonder if I can break the shackles of my life based on merit?
Drip.
Here comes the information.
One glance, I was shocked, my body went limp, and I collapsed to the ground.
"The system detected that in your phone conversation with Judge Cui, there were words insulting the Daoist Master of Huangquan, and you were deducted five hundred and sixty-five merit points. Meng Po, the daughter of the Taoist Lord of Huangquan. ”
Depend on.
Is this necessary?
Meng Po, this little girl, last time I gave her chocolate sandwich biscuits•••••• ungrateful.
I glanced at my "three thousand" for your life.
Sure enough, there was only one merit value left on it.
That means I'm going to die tomorrow night at twelve o'clock.
At this point, my mood was surprisingly calm.
The fear, the fear, and the feeling of oppression like a mountain are gone.
I stood up, walked to the counter, took out half a bottle of beef two from the bottom, and took a big sip on the bottle.
A spicy rush flowed into the abdomen.
"Ahem, cough, cough, ••••••"
Choked on tears.
Suddenly, a pair of white and delicate hands reached over and snatched the wine bottle from my hand.
It's Han Feifei.
"Qi Mu, are you doing a lot of work? More than 50 degrees of wine, you blow on the bottle? Looking for death? ”
I didn't wait for her to finish, and hugged her.
Her body tightened suddenly.
Her body was cold, without temperature, but with an aroma.
Breathe in this aroma.
I feel as if I have returned to the old days of innocence and love.
All those betrayals are gone.
I'm going to die, what do you remember with those resentments?
I said in a deep voice, "Feifei, I'm going to die••••••"
"Huh?"
She let go of me at once.
He looked at me with a shocked face.
For a while, it was not easy to speak.
"What's going on? Qi Mu? ”
I shook my head and didn't speak.
He looked extremely depressed.
"No-Qi Mu, you can't die, you still have-"
Drip.
Here comes the information again.
I hurriedly took out my phone.
"System detection, in your conversation with Judge Cui, when you talked about the Huangquan Daoist, because you used sixty words of praise such as great and wise, you are now rewarded with merit worth six hundred •••••• hahaha, little Qi Mu, called the queen. Meng Po, the daughter of the Taoist Lord of Huangquan. ”
Immediately after that, I saw that the "1" that recorded the merit value of "I want you to die 3,000" jumped to "601" at once.
Yes?
Don't you have to die?
This life-threatening little Lori•••••• I really love you to death.