Chapter 255: So Cheeky
Her maternal grandfather's family is a wealthy imperial businessman, the family is rich, and her mother is also a person who is very good at making a living. He himself is a big businessman, and his wife is also a businesswoman, two people who are good at business get together and accumulate more and more family property!
But in Tianyuan, the status of merchants is actually extremely low, and even the imperial merchants are not very high, so Bai Mujian explained this matter in front of the county lord of Lingxi, which was to sprinkle salt on her wounds.
Lord Lingxi scolded angrily: "Bai Mu Hibiscus, what are you that dare to speak disrespectfully to me? ”
"Lingxi County Lord, this palace is the same as you, it is the county lord of the emperor's own title, you say sarcastic words about your father, you are satirizing this palace, I am just using the way of others, and returning it to the body of others!"
"You...... How can this be reasonable, why do you compare with me, my father is the prince, your father is just a declining grandfather, how did you come to be the lord of the county, everyone knows that you want to be on an equal footing with us, and you can't do anything about it! The county lord of Lingxi was annoyed, he didn't want to point out this kind of words, but now he was provoked by Bai Muhibiscus, and he didn't even care about saying it.
The corners of Bai Muhibiscu's mouth showed a smug smile, and said, "Lord Lingxi is reminding me that you rely on your father's shadow, and I rely on my own ability?" Prizes have been awarded! ”
The county lord of Lingxi was pretended not to understand by her, and he couldn't say anything angry, just thinking about how could there be such a thick-skinned woman in the world?
I only heard the six princes snickering, and when they wanted to cover it up, it was too late, and everyone's eyes looked at him. It gave him a sense of embarrassment that he was caught voyeurizing.
Busy explained: "That...... It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm just thinking of something else, and I'm not laughing at Sister Lingxi! ”
It's okay not to explain, but an explanation confirms the fact that he is laughing at Lord Lingxi, and now Lord Lingxi's face is almost as red as a cooked shrimp.
Tears fell, and he pointed at Feng Zhiche and said, "Brother Che, you actually helped outsiders bully me, I will definitely tell the concubine!" ”
Feng Zhiche was a little embarrassed, coughed lightly twice, and then said: "Sister Lingxi, you misunderstood, I really didn't laugh at you, I just thought of a joke, so I accidentally laughed out!" ”
"Really? Tell me any jokes to the king, and everyone will have fun together! Feng Jiuqing looked at Feng Zhiche with a smile, without the slightest expectation, but it made people not refuse.
Feng Zhimu was not afraid of a big deal when he saw the excitement, and responded positively: "Okay, okay, why don't we hold a joke contest and judge who tells the funniest joke, and it is the leader!" If no one laughs at the joke, then the penalty is for drinking, okay? ”
Feng Jiuqing raised his eyebrows, and at a glance he saw through the true purpose of Feng Zhimu, this kid, and his wine worm came out again! Even Bai Muchen quietly glared at Feng Zhimu, why can't he change this stinky problem?
As long as he comes out to drink and feast, he will definitely find every opportunity to drink, but he obviously has a terrible constitution that will get drunk every time he drinks!
Feng Zhimu stuck out his tongue at Bai Muchen, then looked at him seriously, and warned him that there was not much to do, and finally there was an excuse to come out to play, it was boring to drink too much without wine?
"I think it's a good idea, huh...... Everyone comes out to have fun just to have fun, and in that case, it's a great idea to tell jokes! "Princess Chang'an seems to be bent on supporting Feng Zhimu.
Feng Zhimu glanced at her sister gratefully, although everyone is not close on weekdays, she is willing to cooperate with her today, no matter what her purpose is, anyway, his purpose is achieved.
Hearing Princess Chang'an speak, several other people also echoed, shouting that they wanted to tell jokes, as the main family, it is naturally the main guest, not to mention that even if Bai Muhibiscus is unwilling, probably no one here will listen to her!
These princesses and county lords are not well-intentioned, she knows it, but is she afraid?
Bai Yunxi secretly pulled Li Sifang's hand, and the eyes of the two quickly exchanged a few words, and finally they both showed a happy smile, this little action, but it did not escape Bai Mujian's eyes.
In her previous life, these two people got along very well, and at that time she didn't understand that Li Sifang was obviously her sister-in-law, why she was more willing to get close to Bai Yunxi, until a few years later, Li Sifang became Bai Gaoxuan's concubine, and after Li Jizong became the marquis, she squeezed out Mrs. Yuan and became the main room, she understood that these people had already colluded.
The Lu family wanted the Li family to help drag themselves down, and naturally they had to pay a certain price, and this price was to let Li Sifang enter the Ningguo Mansion.
With the current status of the Li family, Li Sifang is not wronged by Bai Gaoxuan as a concubine, not to mention that she is still a concubine, and the concubine can be raised as a wife after the death of the main mother or the divorce.
Due to the large number of people, the Yilan Pavilion can not be accommodated, fortunately, there is a flowery open space in the Cuijing Garden, let the people move away those obstructive bonsai, spread the mats, futons and desks, everyone will sit on the ground, and send delicious melon and fruit tea.
"Oh, Sister Jin, you don't want to bring me a pot of good wine, I heard that Tianyi Pavilion's elixir and jade liquid are very good!" Feng Zhimu looked at the tea on the table, and said with some disappointment.
Bai Mujin smiled helplessly and said, "Didn't you say you were going to play games and tell jokes?" Why are you going to drink before you even say it? ”
"This ...... I'm telling you to get ready, I'm not good at it, so you'll have to get me some more wine! Feng Zhimu shook his head when he said.
Bai Hibiscus waved his hand, and several beautiful maids stood behind everyone with a pot of wine, ready to pour wine for others. Feng Zhimu smelled the wine, his nose wrinkled, and then he took a deep breath and said, "Oh my God, it's really jade liquid elixir, Sister Jin, you are too extravagant!" ”
Everyone looked at Bai Mujian in surprise, and then looked at Feng Jiuqing, seeing that he was still unmoved, calmly sipping tea, and didn't even respond to everyone with a look.
The suspicion in everyone's hearts is even worse, this Tianyi Pavilion's jade liquid elixir is only supplied with two small bottles a day, but no one dares to go to Tianyi Pavilion to make trouble, the reason is naturally because His Royal Highness King Xuan is the master of Tianyi Pavilion, how can anyone dare to touch the mold?
However, this white hibiscus can get so much jade liquid elixir at one time, it is really curious, even if the emperor opened his mouth last time to taste, King Xuan only sent two bottles over, and the emperor was also happy to get the same as the baby, and praised this wine for its delicious and sweet taste, the best in the world.
What is the relationship between these two? This is probably a common question in everyone's minds, but looking at Feng Jiuqing's attitude of not caring about himself, no one dares to touch the scales.
But in the face of Bai Hibiscus, many people obviously had less scruples, and Ting Lan was the first to ask: "The county lord of Anping is so pompous, jade liquid elixir, he took out so many bottles at one time, it seems that he has really put a lot of hard work!" ”
Bai Mujin naturally knew what these people were thinking, but she didn't plan to explain this matter, she only said: "Since it is a distinguished guest, naturally you have to prepare wine to welcome you, this heart is not bitter but sweet!" ”
The county lord of Tinglan squinted at Bai Hibiscus, the contempt in his eyes was self-evident, and said: "Which one in the capital doesn't know the jade liquid elixir of Tianyi Pavilion, and only two bottles a day, I don't know what method the county lord of Anping used to get so much?" ”
"The mountain people have their own tricks, so don't bother with the county lord of Rautingland!" Bai Mu Hibiscus insisted on not answering the question.
"You...... Selling off the law and selling addiction, really when we are all fools? Jade liquid elixir, you can't buy it with money, you take out so much at once, you want to announce us, you have the backing of the Nine Emperor Uncles, so that we don't dare to touch you, right? "Lord Lingxi has just suffered the loss of Bai Hibiscus, and now he is extremely disgusted with her.
Feng Jiuqing was still leisurely sipping tea, but someone noticed that the fingers of the Nine Emperor Uncles had begun to be slightly restless, and the Lingxi County Lord's heart was cold, could it be that the Nine Emperor Uncles really had anything to do with Bai Mu Hibiscus?
Of course, Bai Mujian didn't notice Feng Jiuqing's small movements, but said to Lingxi with a smile: "Lingxi County Lord? Scolding a bald donkey in front of a monk, isn't it good? His Royal Highness King Xuan is here, why don't you ask him yourself, do you want to be my backing? ”
Although her wine has something to do with Feng Jiuqing, it doesn't have much to do with it, but she paid a lot of money to get the wine recipe of jade liquid elixir, who let her drink it last time, she will not forget it?
So she said this deliberately, anyway, Feng Jiuqing would definitely not show any special relationship with herself in front of many people, right?
"You don't dare to ask?" Lingxi County Main Road.
Bai Muhibiscus smiled very brightly and said, "You can ask, I believe that many people here are as curious as Lord Lingxi!" ”
This sentence broke the hearts of many people, some people who stretched their necks to find out, and finally a little embarrassed to cover up a thing or two by drinking, but their ears and eyes have not relaxed in the slightest, this is a big secret, how can you not find out?
Lingxi County was angry, but when she looked at it again, she didn't seem to hear any sound, and she was still leisurely drinking tea, occasionally taking a crystal fruit and throwing it into her mouth, she lost her courage.
Nine Emperor Uncle, you say that he has a bad temper, but he always has a smile that makes people feel like a spring breeze on weekdays. If you say that he has a good temper, once you provoke him, he can toss you to death with a gentler and kind smile. Not to kill, but to torture to death!
Ling Xi asked himself if he didn't have the courage to provoke His Royal Highness King Xuan, who even the Queen Mother and the Empress were afraid of, who made the emperor trust this younger brother more than his own son?
In the end, it was Feng Zhiche who persuaded: "Sister Lingxi, just some fine wine, the county lord of Anping is so warm and thoughtful, you just have to drink, no matter how this wine came from?" ”
Lingxi snorted, it was considered to be a donkey, Bai Mujian was cunning and tricky, like a loach with nowhere to start, and like a hedgehog, he couldn't speak, if he wanted to deal with this person, he had to think long-term. What's more, she understands very well that no matter what she does, it's better not to involve that Nine Emperor Uncle, otherwise the gains will definitely outweigh the losses!
Feng Zhimu stared at the wine jug greedily, and said with a smile: "Since you don't open your mouth, how about I make a joke for you first?" ”
Everyone in the audience has their own thoughts, where is anyone interested in saying what jokes, so Feng Zhimu is nine out of ten this time, if it is like the last time to throw a pot, it will not be worth the loss.