17, the first bloom of witty words (1)
Feng Miao faintly felt strange, Tuoba Hong seemed to be particularly interested in the sound of the two of them, Feng Han just started, as soon as he opened his mouth, his throat was as uncomfortable as a piece of coal, and his voice was rough and hoarse, "Aunt Cousin doesn't dare to be it, but the slave maid remembered another thing." ”
"The eldest princess of Boling, the mother-in-law of the slave maid, the second brother of the eldest princess, was once in Gunzhou, and had a relationship with the deacon of the ceremony, Lord Gao. Concubine Gao in the palace is a sister and brother with the adoptive father of Lord Gao. And the prince of Beihai is from Concubine Gao. Your Majesty, you and the prince of Beihai are brothers, so ......"
The others had already been stunned by her series of names and titles, and they were all waiting for her to continue.
Feng Miao stood up and gave Tuoba Hong a common blessing to a southern scholar woman, "So, in this way, the slave and maid have the courage to call the emperor a little brother." ”
After a short silence, Princess Tuoba Yao of Pengcheng couldn't help it, pounded the table and laughed, "No wonder every time you give a lecture, you have to talk for most of the day, it turns out that you have to talk about relatives like this first." I think that when you eat in the morning, the speaker speaks slowly, and the listener listens patiently. ”
As soon as Tuoba Yao said this, the originally stagnant atmosphere immediately became lively.
Tuoba Hong looked at Feng Miao, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, as if he was smiling, with a bit of inquiry, "If you are infected with the wind and cold, you must rest more, especially at night." ”
Feng Miao only felt that his words were strange, but it was not good to continue, so he could only respond in vain and still return to his original position.
The master invited to give a lecture was a well-known old man from the Fan Yang Lu family. The things that are taught are very obscure. Feng Miao used to read a lot of books with her mother, but she still felt that the words were unfamiliar and she couldn't understand some places. I don't know if it's because they've been rehearsed in advance, but the few Lu sons present here are all in good spirits, and they will ask some questions from time to time.
Feng Miao quietly looked at the others, and several other children of famous families also heard the clouds, and they were embarrassed to show it.
Looking at the people sitting on the seat on the left, Feng Qing's eyes glanced at Tuoba Hong from time to time, and it seemed that he didn't care about what the old master said. Tuoba Yao was bored listening to it, and nodded straight as if the chicken was pecking rice, and he was about to fall asleep. Tuoba Detail, the king of the North Sea, was in strong shape, and he was already very impatient as he writhed in his position. King Shiping Tuoba frowned and listened very hard. Only Tuoba Hong, with his right hand propped up on the table, looked at the master with his eyes, and his expression was kind, and he couldn't see what was going on in his heart.
It seems that the old master should be a little arrogant, and he didn't dare not come under the pressure of imperial power, but he deliberately chose obscure content, waiting to see the Tuoba royal family make a fool of himself.
Feng Miao quietly left the table and walked around to the small cubicle on the side of the Yuanwen Pavilion, where Aunt Cui was standing at the door of the cubicle, waiting for the Empress Dowager to summon her at any time. She leaned into Aunt Cui's ear and whispered her thoughts, "Can you send someone to prepare some food and drink and send them inside?" It should be easy to eat and quick to prepare. ”
Thinking of the crazy behavior of the king of the North Sea, she deliberately added, "Don't drink anything, anything else is fine." ”
Aunt Cui entered the cubicle, and when she came out again, with a little approval in her eyes, she casually summoned two rough palace maids and asked them to go to the imperial dining room to prepare for food.
After a while, several palace maids carried food boxes and brought four kinds of snacks, accompanied by truncated cakes and small bowls of buttermilk. The bread is baked with milk, honey and flour and has a sweet taste that is enjoyed by both young men and women. Buttermilk is made of goat's milk, with a natural fishy and sour smell, and the Wei Kingdom, from the royal family to the common people, are very fond of it, and it is a special drink.
Feng Miao asked the little palace maid to give it to the princes on the left hand side first, and then took another box and personally gave it to the children of the family on the right hand side.
As soon as the dim sum was put on the table, it worked, and the originally sleepy person whispered while eating the snack.
The last table was a few sons of the Zheng family in Xingyang, Feng Miao looked down at the food box, there were no more or no less, and he was about to withdraw quietly after sending the last table.
The young man in brocade, who was sitting at the top of the last seat, watched Feng Miao's movements with cold eyes, and suddenly pointed to the buttermilk and asked knowingly, "What is this?" ”
Feng Miao saw that the people of the Zheng family in Xingyang were not very happy today, presumably because the master of the Lu family was in the limelight, and their seats were lined up at the bottom, and he replied carefully, "This is buttermilk made of goat's milk, and the taste is a little special." ”
The boy in brocade put the buttermilk in front of his nose and sniffed it, and smashed it on the ground with a raised hand, "Meat and cheese syrup is the diet of herdsmen." Since the Confucian classics are taught today, why don't you go to tea, do you think that tea is not worthy? ”
These words are close to provocation, secretly accusing the Tuoba royal family of despising Han Chinese customs. When the others heard the sound, they all stopped their movements and looked over. A room of eyes focused on Feng Miao again.
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