Fanwai 1 Walking small (biao) two (qing) mouth (bao)
Statement: The author of this chapter is a self-proclaimed "super snake spirit disease" @Nalan Love Me Mo Da Xiaopen Friend, from the "Xu Jiu-Langyue Readership".
It is said that when Pangu opened the world...... (Ahh Do it all over again!! )
It was a long, long time ago...... (It seems that something is wrong, so let's do it~)
It was when Su Jia had just hooked up with He Tiantian, and the two had a discussion group, and they loved to talk about gossip and cute pets in it.
Even if it was only the two of them chatting at the beginning, He Tiantian insisted on setting up a discussion group, on the grounds that it was more atmospheric, and the private chat between the two was a bit sneaky...... Su Jia adhered to the principle of "it's good if you're happy, dear", and just chatted like this, and before you knew it, it was several years.
Later, Liu Ziyu caught up with He Tiantian and inadvertently discovered this discussion group, so he said, "I have a big face, it's okay if you don't want it at all!" The idea of dead skin and face should be added.
He Tiantian naturally refused, if he came in, would he still be able to talk about gossip? Su Jia resolutely opposed it out of the "small peasant mentality" that "I just want to live with my woman in peace".
However, just as Liu Ziyu thinks that "the emperor lives up to the shameless", after promising Su Jia three meals, Su Jia disarmed and surrendered......
So, after returning home from work, He Tiantian just clicked on the discussion group and just posted: "Honey, I'll talk to you ......" Before he finished speaking, he immediately said "?" ”!
This made Liu Ziyu really nervous, and there was an inexplicable melancholy in this tension...... (Ah, that's three meals!) )
However, Liu Ziyu did not receive the message that "you have been removed from the discussion group by the group leader", which made him quite excited! However...... "Your discussion group has been upgraded to a group, and 'Queen' has become the leader of the group!" ”
At this moment, Su Jia, who was about to watch the excitement on the side, was also very puzzled, so he typed a sentence: "Brain mother, why did you upgrade the group into a group?" ”
I saw the "Queen" reply unhurriedly: I don't think our young and delicate discussion group can withstand such a big pressure! (Liu Ziyu: I think I'm wronged...... )
In fact, however, the discussion group (ah, crossed out, is the group!) It wasn't crushed by Liu Ziyu......
Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~
Today at 19:00
Queen: [Picture] (Text: Have you seen this little flower?) )
Xiao Liuzi, the general manager of Ouchi: [Picture] (Text: I saw it!) )
Queen: [Picture] (Text: I won't give it to you if I throw it away!) )
Xiao Liuzi, the general manager of Ouchi: [Picture] (Text: I think I am very wronged...... )
Queen: [Image] (Description: Did you see this little flower?) )
Xiao Liuzi, the general manager of Ouchi: [Picture] (Text: No!!) )
Queen: [Picture] (Text: My backhand is a slap in the face - give me a little serious!!) )
The Emperor's New Outfit for Lotus: ......
Today at 19:35
Queen: [Picture] @大内总管小刘子 (Text: Balala energy, turn you into a pig!) )
Xiao Liuzi, the chief manager of Ouchi: [Picture] (Description: A magic wand is drawn over - Ba ...... Ba fuck! )
Queen: [Picture] @大内总管小刘子 (Text: What's wrong with your mother?!) )
And so the days went by......
In the blink of an eye, our queen has become addicted to the fight with Xiao Liu Zi, the chief manager of the Great Interior, and there is a tendency to spread to real life-
One day, Liu Ziyu washed a plate of grapes and respectfully brought it to the queen. However, the queen's attention was all on the little brother in the American drama in front of her, and she just said lightly: "This palace is physically and mentally tired today, Xiao Liuzi, you should feed me!" ”
So, Xiao Liuzi, the chief manager of the inner house, bent down and put a grape into the queen's mouth......
"Daring, are you trying to choke Hongu to death? I don't even peel the skin! "The Queen is furious!!
With a heart of "Now that I am not marrying you, I must not expose my intention to rebel", the chief manager of Ouchi sneered at the queen: "It's the slave's fault, it's the slave's fault, please ask the queen to spare your life!" ”
(Someone, bring me my golden dog food!) )
However, his silver-like face shook like a jade mountain, which really made people's hearts feel melancholy. Unfortunately, the queen was in the middle of a qi head, so she gave him a backhand, and her mouth habitually popped out: "Hey, look at my temper!" ”
Unexpectedly, at this time, the chief manager couldn't control his heart for a while, and was brought into the routine of the female king-
It's a kick to go up (it's not a real fight here, it's purely a show of affection between the two of them...... He also shouted: "I'm so angry that I stomp my feet!" ”
The queen really didn't expect that the loyal little Liu Zi would come to such a hand, so she picked up her mobile phone......
Sujia's residence.
Su Jia: "Hey, Yangyang, my phone is ringing, go pick it up!" I'm busy cooking noodles here!! ”
Puyang (picked up the phone): "Hey, Sister Tian Tian, do you have anything to do with my sister?" ”
……
Puyang (decisively pressed down to end the call): "Sister, are the noodles cooked?" ”
Su Jia: "Ah! How did you hang up the phone? What is Tian Tian looking for me? ”
Puyang: "She...... Ask you...... Do you know which funeral parlor nearby can provide one-stop service? ”
(Brief introduction: The one-stop service of funeral services includes - building/arranging the mourning hall, selling various urns, providing funeral services, a full set of funeral/sacrificial supplies, providing long-term tomb purchases, tomb visits, and free shuttle service...... Mr. Ouchi, you're going to go! )
This is the end of the fan, are you in love with her?