Chapter 25: Xu Xian's Little Secret
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This matter is far beyond Jiang Nannan's cognition.
She said she couldn't. Of course, the other two people in the room said that no one cared if Jiang Nannan could accept this matter. In fact, Jiang Nannan's attitude towards this matter is not in the scope of their concern.
The eldest lady, that is, Zhang Jiyao, only cares about when he can return to his body and live a normal life, God knows what it is like for him to watch Xu Xian grease and powder his face all day long. He only likes to dance with knives and guns, and doesn't like to play the piano at all, and more importantly, Zhang Jiyao doesn't want to experience the pain of coming to Kwai and water at all.
And Zhao Qingxuan only thought about solving this matter as soon as possible, simply and rudely, and then took the Xu family's heirloom Baoyu Menqin back to Buzhou Mountain, and asked Old Man Xue to find a way to cure his illness. In fact, Zhao Qingxuan has had enough of the hard days on the mountain.
Zhao Qingxuan didn't know why Old Man Xue said that he was the key person to solve this matter between Zhang Jiyao and Xu Xian, but since Old Man Xue said so, he naturally had his reasons. Zhao Qingxuan didn't have a clue, so he could only try to find a clue from the experience of the two of them having a body swap.
"So, how the hell did you two swap bodies?" Zhao Qingxuan sat down, his fingers rhythmically tapping on the armrest of the chair, which was a small action that he would unconsciously show when thinking about things.
Jiang Nannan stood at the door, opening his mouth wide and showing a very stupid expression, still unable to digest this matter.
What does swapping bodies mean that the eldest lady is not a woman, but actually a man? Xu Xian is not a sissy either, because he was originally a girl?
In the flash of light, Jiang Nannan remembered the clues that he thought were a little strange before but didn't pay too much attention to, and these clues were also answered at this moment. Why does Xu Xian like to wear women's clothes, and her behavior is very similar to that of women, but the eldest lady who is a beautiful lady sometimes behaves very rudely, and even occasionally bursts out the self-proclaimed "Lao Tzu".
Jiang Nannan even remembered that when she went to peek at the eldest lady in that small mansion, she was not playing the piano but dancing with a knife and a gun, and even her martial arts were not bad, she was just discovered by the eldest lady when she climbed to the top of the wall, and she was knocked down by a pebble.
Jiang Nannan felt that he was too stupid, he should have thought of it a long time ago, all this was too unreasonable.
Jiang Nannan glanced at Zhang Jiyao deeply, his eyes were full of accusations, a kind of accusation against traitors and liars. The eldest lady was inexplicably branded as a "traitor and liar", and Jiang Nannan's sad eyes made goosebumps rise all over her body.
She shuddered, trying to ignore Jiang Nannan's highly existential eyes, and recalled what happened before little by little: "This is about what happened a year ago......
Zhang Jiyao told all the details he remembered.
"It was a dark and windy night, and I had a little drink." Zhang Jiyao looked a little nostalgic, she smacked her lips, as if there was still the aroma of wine in her mouth, "That's probably the best wine I've ever drunk in my life, it was Meng Dazhu, who had just been promoted to an official position, invited me to drink, I heard that his father-in-law buried the osmanthus brew on the day his daughter-in-law was born, it was twenty-three years of osmanthus brewing!" β
Zhang Jiyao sighed: "Twenty-three years! I have only drunk osmanthus brew for eighteen years at most, after all, in our place, the girl's family is generally married at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and few can stay until the age of twenty-three, so ah, how rare is this twenty-three years of osmanthus brew, do you know? β
It's not difficult, as long as the girl who buried the osmanthus brew is ugly enough.
Jiang Nannan silently complained in his heart.
Zhang Jiyao is a rough man, he will only fight when he is young, and then he joined the army when he fought badly, and he was lucky to get the title of general, in fact, he didn't even know how to write his name, so sometimes he said that he was upside down and unfocused, and he said whatever he wanted, and there was no logic at all.
Jiang Nannan, another illogical person in the room, was naturally taken away by Zhang Jiyao.
Zhang Jiyao said: "Let me tell you, Meng Dazhu's daughter-in-law looks good, tsk, I always thought that this osmanthus brew could be buried for at least another five or six years." β
Jiang Nannan worked hard to make up for Meng Dazhu's daughter-in-law's appearance, how ugly does that have to be?
"Five big and three thick, taller than me, you said it wasn't too much?"
That's pretty excessive.
"That arm, tsk, is thicker than me!"
Zhang Jiyao's arms are thick? Ah no, it should be Xu Xian's body, Jiang Nannan tried to think about it, it didn't seem to be very rough.
"That mouth, one mouth can eat two big meat buns!"
Jiang Nannan opened his mouth, trying to compare the capacity of his mouth.
Fortunately, there was another logical person in the room.
Zhao Qingxuan listened to Zhang Jiyao's mouth full of running trains, and finally couldn't listen to it anymore, twitched the corners of his mouth, and really wanted to take the burden away.
Zhao Qingxuan: "Say!" Heavy! Dot! β
Zhang Jiyao came back to his senses from the majestic and powerful appearance of Meng Dazhu's daughter-in-law, licked his lips and said: "Oh yes, the point, the point is that I drank a little wine that day, and the wine was very delicious, so I didn't pay attention to it, so I secretly drank the jar of osmanthus brew when Meng Dazhu went to the thatched house." β
"Osmanthus brewed is delicious, but in the past twenty-three years, the stamina is a bit big."
"I was afraid that Meng Dazhu would settle accounts with me, so I slipped away with the empty wine jar before he came back."
Zhao Qingxuan asked: "What are you doing with an empty wine jar?" β
Soon, Zhao Qingxuan regretted that he had asked such a stupid question.
Zhang Jiyao blinked: "The wine jar that has been buried for twenty-three years, I think it is quite valuable, and I want to take it home and treasure it." β
Jiang Nannan nodded secretly, she also felt that it was quite valuable and commemorative.
Zhao Qingxuan's eyes glanced at him, and he just saw Jiang Nannan who was nodding: "...... Hehe. β
I don't know if I'm laughing at Zhang Jiyao's shallow eyelids, or if I'm laughing at Jiang Nannan for not seeing the world.
Zhang Jiyao continued to recall: "The stamina of the wine is a bit big, and the wine jar is still a little heavy, so I was in a hurry to run, and I accidentally tripped over the threshold with the wine jar." I thought to myself, I can't break such a valuable jar. I rolled over and fell down the back of my head. β
Zhao Qingxuan: "......"
"And then I fell."
Zhao Qingxuan: "......"
Zhang Jiyao: "......"
Zhao Qingxuan waited, Zhang Jiyao still didn't mean to continue speaking, he was a little desperate: "Then what? β
"And then?" Zhang Jiyao replied honestly, "Then the wine jar was not broken." β
Zhao Qingxuan broke the handrail in his hand with one hand: "...... I'm the one who asked you! β
Zhang Jiyao let out an "oh", and his bright and delicate face showed a silly expression: "I fell unconscious, and when I woke up, I found myself lying in Xu Xian's room, and I had become Xu Xian." After that, I was sent to that house in a remote town. You'll know what happened after that. β
"That's it?"
Zhang Jiyao was afraid that Zhao Qingxuan would not be satisfied, so he racked his brains and recalled some details: "I don't know if I am not used to changing my body, when I found out that I became Xu Xian, the back of my head also hurt a little, and I don't know if Xu Xian fell before." β
Zhang Jiyao thought about it and added: "Also, the first thing I saw when I pushed the door out was the one named Xu Zhaoguang, and he was very flustered when he saw me...... But I didn't pay much attention at the time, I suddenly found out that I had become a woman, and I was even more panicked than him! I was afraid that he would arrest me like a monster, so I lied to him that I had hit the door in my head and that I had forgotten something. β
Zhang Jiyao said, showing a smug expression, as if he was very proud of his "witty" reaction.
Zhao Qingxuan really wanted to break the other handrail, he asked, "Xu Zhaoguang believes it?" β
Zhang Jiyao replied confidently: "Of course I didn't believe it!" I'm a big man who doesn't know how to play a girl, and he's not a fool, so he can definitely see it, so he sent me to that house later. And I was still hoping that he could get my body back, so I told Xu Zhaoguang about my original appearance, but he was not a reliable one, and I couldn't find it after looking for a year. I'm afraid that he is a vegetarian, plus Xu Xian has a marriage with him, what if he doesn't know what if he really marries me? So I was thinking about running away during that time, but he sent someone to watch me very closely, and fortunately you came......
Zhao Qingxuan remembered that the first time he saw Xu Zhaoguang was at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, and he seemed to be looking for someone at that time.
Jiang Nannan knew this matter a little more clearly than Zhao Qingxuan, she heard Xu Zhaoguang say with her own ears that she came to find her escaped fiancΓ©e, and she thought it was Xu Xian.
Zhao Qingxuan felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while. What Zhang Jiyao said sounded very simple, that is, he drank too much wine and fainted, and when he came to his senses, he found that he had become the eldest lady of the Xu family, and there seemed to be no other problems in the middle.
But there are more drunkards who drink too much in this world and fall on their heels, why is it Zhang Jiyao?
Why is it Xu Xian?
Zhao Qingxuan felt that he couldn't just listen to Zhang Jiyao's one-sided words, it seemed that he still needed to listen to Xu Xian's words.
He frowned tightly and asked, "Have you ever seen Xu Xian before?" β
"Never seen before." Zhang Jiyao replied honestly, "I have been in the military camp all year round, how can I see a delicate lady like Xu Xian, not to mention that I am not from Yueguo." β
Zhao Qingxuan couldn't think of anything.
How could two unrelated people swap bodies inexplicably?
Zhang Jiyao looked at Zhao Qingxuan's meditative appearance, and cautiously put forward his guess: "Do you think it could be the reason for the jar of osmanthus brewing?" β
"Huh?"
"After all, that's twenty-three years of osmanthus brewing!" Zhang Jiyao never forgot it.
Zhao Qingxuan: "......"
Zhao Qingxuan lived up to expectations and broke the handrail on the other side.
Jiang Nannan shrank and hurriedly ran to the corner, trying to reduce his sense of existence.
Zhao Qingxuan got up, and his voice carried a hint of gnashing of teeth: "What about Xu Xianren?" I want to see Xu Xian. β
He didn't want to talk to Zhang Jiyao anymore.