Emmmm！

Everyone fell silent.

Lu Xun once said that some people are walking jokers, and some people are walking jokers.

Originally, there were some who did not believe, but now everyone believes.

Make a wish to the god of lights for dragon balls, and make a wish to the dragon for a magic lamp, what an old-fashioned joke. It is not uncommon for people to listen to this kind of old stalk after decay to the point of zero.

But who would have thought that in reality, someone would really do this kind of operation, and the most important thing is that it was really successful, this time it was as if a new world had been opened and everyone's three views were refreshed.

Sure enough, the reality is even more bizarre and absurd than the novel.

Lin Xia was also amazed, seeing the light god Pia disappear, and in the smoke and clouds, the golden dragon ball appeared out of thin air and fell into the witch's hand, "Damn, I'm afraid this lamp god is fake." This wish can be granted, huh, it seems that something is wrong? ”

Lin Xia saw that the lamp god really fulfilled the witch's wish, summoned the dragon ball, his eyes were slightly cold, and the last hundred thousand abyss demons sealed in his arm were burned into ashes, he was furious, his strength skyrocketed, and he was ready to forcibly break through all the interceptions and get the dragon ball first.

He really obeyed the witch's divine operation, but he couldn't really watch the witch summon the dragon, make a wish to the lamp god, and get three wishes again.

But as soon as his feet moved, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and when he looked closely, he almost didn't lose his laughter.

"Haha! Witty as my lamp god, how can you be tricked by a mortal! Oh, this is the Dragon Ball you want, you can find the remaining six slowly. ”

"Witch: MMP, and this kind of operation?!"

"I suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by the Five Blessings."

"Shocked! The difference of one word turned out to be the biggest tragedy in her life! ”

"Keep it simple, make a wish a little simpler."

"I decided that the title of my graduation thesis was to explore the original sin of capital from the common store that collects dragon balls to summon dragons and collects five blessings to summon red envelopes."

"Give my knee to the top student."

"Give my chrysanthemum to the top student."

……

The barrage was jubilant, and it was only a moment from silent to laughing.

The members of the Science Foundation were dumbfounded, and they all had a saying in their hearts that MMP must be said, the front foot praised your wit, and the back foot made this kind of oolong out of it.

There's only one dragon ball, use it for hair!

We're not Super Saiyans, so where do we have that time to find the other six Dragon Balls!

We're fighting in the cauldron, can't you be a little more serious?

The witch didn't speak, but just looked at the dragon ball that fell out of thin air with an indifferent expression, and didn't even reach out to pick it up, there was no sadness or joy on her face, she just turned her head like this, and saw Lin Xia passing through the interception of her companions and coming towards her at high speed, she smiled softly, "GAME OVER!" ”

"Huh?!"

Lin Xia raised his eyebrows, feeling that something was wrong, the witch in front of him was too calm, and there was no frustration at all about the failure of the conspiracy, so she looked at him so indifferently, but it made him feel that it seemed that such a result had long been expected by her.

It was even as if this was exactly what she wanted.

The others also found out about this, without him, the witch's expression was too calm, and she was not disappointed at all, not to mention that she made a wish to find out that she had done something like oolong.

Even after Taobao unboxed, the person who found that the seller's show had changed into a buyer's show behaved much more uncomfortable than the witch at the moment.

"I seem to smell yinmao."

"My brain is a little messy, let me do it all over again."

"Revenge, this is definitely Chiguoguo's revenge. The Science Foundation killed the witch's father, and the witch endured the humiliation and lurked for many years, and finally waited for this moment to defect from the organization and avenge her father?! ”

"Women, children, Taoist priests, monks, can't be provoked, can't be provoked!"

I looked back at my sleeping girlfriend on the bed, and couldn't help but shudder, is it too late for me to get off the list?"

"Wake up! You don't have a girlfriend at all! ”

"Why?!"

Lin Xia passed through the heavy interception, stood in front of the witch, looked at her, frowned and asked.

The witch laughed, shook her head, and pointed in the direction of the Met, "You'd better go see your girlfriend first." Although I believe that wizards can't do anything to her. But now she's just a mortal after all. ”

Lin Xia's pupils shrank suddenly, penetrating everything, and he burst out in an instant, "Damn!" ”

Boom!

Lin Xia immediately left everything in front of him, stepped through the atmosphere, and headed towards the metropolis.

Seeing Lin Xia turn around and leave, the scene was quiet, but soon the people from the Science Foundation rushed towards the witch as if they were almost crazy, "Witch, we need an explanation!" ”

"Explain?! What kind of explanation? ”

The witch gave them a faint look, "That's right, I've been lying to you from the beginning. I'm sorry. I see the future. He is the only person who is truly irreplaceable for the planet, not us. The claim that he will bring about the end of the earth is nothing but a lie. On the contrary, he is the one who can save everything.

And we are the source of the chaos. Science Foundation? Hehe. A group of puppets whose souls have already fallen into the hands of Cthulhu but don't know it. Not even the true Foundation can withstand the erosion of Cthulhu and descend into the abyss of chaos. And how much more so are the people of us. ”

The witch looked at the madness that gradually rose in their eyes, her expression was calm, and her eyes were wise, as if she had seen through the long river of time, "So you understand now." From the beginning, none of the plans were to contain him. On the contrary, just to help him. Of course, I also wanted to verify that what I was seeing was real.

And now, all the prophecies have been confirmed. After all, I still can't save my father, I can't save you. So, so be it. True greatness must be reborn in decay and despair. We are all nourishing for great growth. It's time for the Science Foundation to stop here. ”

"And I'm not called a witch, I'm called Lisa."

"You deceived us! You've gone against the will of the great Cthulhu, you, damn it! ”

Someone's eyes suddenly turned scarlet, full of chaos and madness, and they went towards the witch.

"No, she might be right. From the day we got the SCP, we may have been caught up in Cthulhu's conspiracy. Cthulhu, who has eroded the SCP and destroyed the SCP world, may have been trying to erode the Earth with our hands from the very beginning. ”

"Even though we have such a strict system in place, in the end, as long as the members of the Foundation have been exposed to SCPs or not, they still die of madness with zero value. We should have thought of it a long time ago. ”

"Haha, have you found out? You wake up too late, and the great Cthulhu will soon have enough souls to locate this world. Ulala, gram total sugar! ”

"Nope. He didn't have enough souls. Want the last soul? Go to the underworld to find the Lord of Death! ”

The witch laughed, took out a black notebook, opened it without hesitation, and wrote her name on it.

"No, a replica of the Death Note? You've got a copy hidden! ”

After Lin Xia left, the people who watched the Science Foundation instantly fell into infighting, everyone looked at each other, the amount of information was too great, everyone's brains were about to crash, and some couldn't react.