I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep until the second half of the night.

The next morning, the first thing Miao Miao did when she woke up was to kick me off the bed, and at the end she added: "Color embryo." ”

After saying that, I got dressed and got up, I thought I was going to be beaten violently, but I didn't expect Miao Miao to teach me a lesson except for that kick, which made me happy.

After a simple breakfast, Miao Miao drove away, I asked her when she would come back, she said it depends, and told me again that I would stay in Hongcun for a week and not go anywhere.

I remembered those two paper ghosts, they all dared to attack me when Miao Miao was by my side before, but now it is really too dangerous to go out, so I hurriedly responded.

After Miao Miao left, I had nothing to do all morning, and the store was completely out of business, after thinking about it, I called Li Ying and asked her to help me reissue a calling card, and the original phone with a mobile phone was thrown into the toilet by Chen Jiutong.

There are many mobile phone stores, but the number needs to be reissued.

Li Ying responded, and then said that Toma Yong would bring it back to me after it was done.

After hanging up, I called Ma Jialiang and Ma Yong again, and learned that they had not lived in the village recently, but were staying at the relatives in the town, and they were shocked when they knew that I had returned to Hong Village, and asked me to go out to take refuge quickly, saying that Hong Village was haunted all night and night, and it was no longer possible to live there.

I told them directly that Hongcun had calmed down, and they were all skeptical.

After hanging up the phone, I simply made up for sleep, and last night was excited, but I really didn't sleep well.

In the afternoon, I was woken up by the sound of gongs and drums.

When I got up and looked at it, I was immediately surprised.

I saw a car and two agricultural three-wheelers on the dirt road at the entrance of the village, which was full of people, all of whom were villagers from Hong Village, including Ma Chai and Chen.

There is also a red cloth slogan hanging in front of the car at the front:

'Welcome to Hong Village! ’

"Thank you Master Gua for suppressing evil and reassuring the people!"

The car took the lead and stopped as it walked to the door of my store.

At this time, the door of the back seat of the car opened, Ma Jialiang actually ran out of it, ran to the front of the car and opened the front door, and then saw a person coming down in front of him - watermelon head!

He has snow-white hair on his head, sunglasses in his eyes, and a peachwood sword tied to his back.

is Wong Tai Sin's cheap senior brother, Brother Gua.

In addition, I also found that not only Ma Jialiang was there, but Wong Tai Sin and Ma Yongde were actually in the car, or Ma Yong's car, and they muttered something after they got out of the car, and then they took the villagers to the north of the village.

"What?"

I grew my mouth and was dumbfounded, so I hurriedly ran over and grabbed Ma Jialiang and asked, "What are you doing with the crowd?" ”

Ma Jialiang saw that it was me, grabbed my shoulder and said excitedly: "Brother Chun, our village is saved!" ”

"How can you be saved?" I'm confused.

Ma Jialiang pointed to Brother Gua's back and said: "Do you know who that is, that is Master Gua, who came back from Thailand, it is Huang Daxian is senior brother, he is very capable, he came to help our village kill ghosts." ”

I heard a stumble under my feet, and my first reaction was to pull your egg, kill a hairy ghost in broad daylight, what kind of melon master, isn't it just a hairy young man, even Miao Miao and the leather coat don't dare to pretend to save Hongcun, why is he?

"Brother Chun, let's go and have a look."

Ma Jialiang pulled me and said, "Wong Tai Sin personally admitted that his ability is not even worthy of carrying shoes for Master Gua, and he made a special trip to Thailand to invite him back, and our village is finally saved!" ”

The corners of my mouth tugged, the fart trip!

At the beginning, Wong Tai Sin burned his ass when he heard the word Hongcun, it was completely for the sake of his own life, and this time he came back and went to Thailand for Hongcun, and his morals were really "noble".

After Ma Jialiang finished speaking, he hurriedly caught up, I didn't worry about it, and I followed, and seized an opportunity to pull Huang Daxian aside, and asked angrily: "What are you pretending to be ghosts for?" ”

Wong Tai Sin saw that it was me, and said happily: "Help your village exorcise ghosts." ”

"!"

I glared at him and said, "Don't think I don't understand, what kind of ghosts are exorcised in the daytime, and if you want to exorcise them, you will come at night." ”

Miao Miao told me about this problem before, only a few places can dare to come out during the day, and that kind of place will definitely not be a village with a large population, but a barren mountain range.

"Ahem."

After I exposed the lie, Huang Daxian blushed, looked at the side very carefully, and saw that there was no one else, so he whispered: "It's not for your village to recover a little popularity." ”

"What a disguise, huh?" I'm angry.

"What does it matter if it's true or not?" Huang Tai Sin disagreed, and said, "You just need to let the villagers feel that the ghost has been killed, isn't it?" With that, he shook his head and left.

I froze in place, speechless for a moment.

Indeed, the villagers don't know what the haunting is all about, and they are not interested in digging into it, they just need someone to tell him that the ghost in the village has been killed, and they will naturally return.

The most important thing is to make them believe, it doesn't matter if it's true or not.

Moreover, the village has now calmed down, and there is no fear of the lie being exposed.

"Damn!"

After knowing the truth, I suddenly lost interest in watching the excitement, Wong Tai Sin and Brother Gua must have been connected in series, and when the time comes, just perform a trick and deceive people.

Come to think of it, this is a bit absurd, but it's a good way to restore the village's popularity.

Sure enough, after Brother Huang Daxian Gua and they left after they were busy at Hong Qingsheng's house, Ma Jialiang excitedly ran to the store and said to me: "Brother Chun, it's too exciting, Master Gua is too powerful, do you know, the Hong family really lurks a powerful ghost, Brother Gua fought with it for dozens of rounds before killing it with a sword, it's too thrilling, it's too good!" ”

I was speechless for a while, and said, "I guess, after the peach wood sword kills the ghost, there must be blood on it, right?" ”

Ma Jialiang's eyes widened, gave me a thumbs up, and said, "Brother Chun, how do you know?!" ”

Thousands of alpacas rushed by in my heart, and I said that you are a stupid person, and you don't even know the chemistry you learned in junior high school.

Ghosts are murderous spirits, where does the blood come from!

Only living things have blood!

After that, Ma Jialiang returned the whole process and told me about it in three chapters and ten rounds, just like the fairy fighting method.

Not to mention, although this thing is a bit of culture and knows that it is a lie, but the people of Hong Village believe it, not long after Wong Tai Sin and they left, there were villagers who got the news and moved back one after another.

At night, there were finally some lights in the village.

The night was so peaceful that even the baby of the old Gujing didn't cry at night. By the next day, more people had come back with the news.

Even my parents called the landline at home and asked me about killing ghosts yesterday, I pinched my nose and relayed Ma Jialiang's "storytelling", and my mother immediately said that she wanted to go home.

In the evening, most of the people in Hong Village came back, and it is estimated that the life under the fence is really not good.

Ma Yong and Ma Jialiang also moved back, and Ma Yong also brought me back a new phone card.

I plugged the card into my new phone, turned it on, re-downloaded a contact book, and called Miao Miao.

After receiving the call, she asked me, "Has Hongcun regained its popularity?" ”

"It's okay."

I replied, feeling a little tired in my heart, so I couldn't help but complain, saying: "It's just that the means are not very glorious, they are all deceptive tricks, don't talk about exorcism during the day, killing a ghost and bleeding, you say how ......much nonsense you say"

How do you know that the voice over there was cold, and he directly interrupted me and said, "This is my idea, do you have an opinion?" ”

"Poof......

The water rushed to the Dragon King Temple, and I directly squirted out a mouthful of saliva, and hurriedly remedied: "Absolutely not, this method is simply perfect, genius creativity, can come up with this method, the IQ is definitely two hundred!" ”

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances."

Miao Miao snorted proudly, and then said: "By the way, didn't I say last time that I would find a psychic medium for Uncle Chai to find out what his obsession is, and now there is news, I am rushing over." ”

My heart suddenly burst into hearing this, and I hurriedly asked what the obsession was.

Miao Miao said: "He can't be reincarnated, and he can't enter reincarnation." ”

I was amazed, if people die and do not enter reincarnation, and the souls of unjust souls linger in the world, wouldn't the world be in chaos?

What's more, what does it have to do with me that he can't enter reincarnation, and I'm not a god, so I knocked on the door for several nights in the middle of the night and made wool.

So I asked Miao Miao if she could be specific. Miao Miao said: "I'm rushing over now, and I won't be able to figure it out until I get there." ”

I asked her where she was going, and she said that the psychic medium was in Jiangxi and that she had to go there herself.

At the end, she seemed to groan for a while, and said in a somewhat solemn tone: "Ah Chun, I now suspect that not only Uncle Chai can't enter reincarnation after death, I'm afraid that all the people in Hongcun can't enter after death." ”

"What?!"

When I heard this, I was shocked.

What is it if you can't be reincarnated after death?

Curse?

……