Chapter 119: A Bunch of Idlers
After saving the world, he immediately returned to Earth and devoted himself to the miserable life of his senior year of high school, which is really funny......
Despite the discomfort, we had to immediately plunge into the intense revision process, as the short vacation of the third year of high school was coming to an end soon, and our homework had not yet been done.
"Simple and primitive, rough and rudimentary, contradictory, full of loopholes!"
Sandora lay half-dead on the table, expressing her intense emotions in a series of brilliant sentences.
I banged on the other's little brain, and shoved a stack of questions into her hand amid the latter's grinning and pretending fierce expression.
"I know that Xiling technology has reached its peak, but please at least save some face for Einstein and them, so many pioneers are not easy......
"But it's really boring......" Sandora screamed and fell to the sky and began to roll around on the floor.
If this scene is seen by the princess guards who are idle in the school, I don't know how sensational it will be......
Speaking of the princess's guards, I can't help but think of the paparazzi who were miserable by Sandora.
It is said that the paparazzi are the third most powerful combat force in this world in addition to the Navy SEALs and Chengguan, how many celebrities and celebrities have been chased and intercepted by the paparazzi and unfortunately died, in the face of this group of special forces who can attack all your words and deeds as weaknesses and are not afraid of any moral attacks at all, even if it is the reincarnation of the Confucian saints, they have to find out the shadow of the three vulgarities, so when Shandora was chased and intercepted by the so-called media, I really had a headache.
But I didn't expect that Sandora was more ruthless than the paparazzi.
When three tabloid reporters were wanted by Risca on behalf of the state on charges of espionage, I was amazed by Sandora's brainwashing ability.
When the two entertainment presenters from the age of three were exposed to every possible propaganda thing in the world, including the all-round three-dimensional photos of the time when they were peeed by adults, I was deeply impressed by the terrifying strength of the information gatherers under the Avengers Army.
When a number of so-called private photographers who tried to stalk and secretly photograph Sandora not only gained nothing, but instead received 2,700 "life photos" of their entire family from all angles and various exposures every day for a month in a row, I have high respect for the shameless spirit of the Sixing's spy officers.
Then, everything was too peaceful......
It's just that there are suddenly a lot more mental hospitals in the surrounding area, maybe they are really scared crazy, or maybe they are former entertainment media workers who pretend to be crazy to avoid being wanted.
Although I don't agree with Shandora's somewhat extreme approach, how to say it, from a sociological point of view, this is still more relieving!
It stands to reason that with Sandora's identity, she will not be more serious with this kind of small character, but in Sandora's opinion, she is not more serious at all, it is just a little game at most, but for her, the small game will become a disaster for ordinary people, and if she is more serious, I am afraid that she would have sent special forces to slaughter all the paparazzi and their related personnel in the whole world......
Of course, I won't allow such discordant things!
After a while, Sandora suddenly got up from the ground, and then pounced on me with a "wow", and said excitedly: "Chen Jun, let's go out and play!" ”
“…… Can't you just be quiet for a while? I looked at the snow-covered earth outside, and reluctantly suppressed the urge to rush out of my heart to have a wild play, indicating that I was a student who didn't listen to anything outside the window.
Sandora immediately had a look of loss and grievance on her face, and said in a low voice, "But you went to the shallow side yesterday......"
I see, I said what is the reason for Shandora, since yesterday and shallow out of the walk has been very restless, occasionally showing a restless look, it turns out that she is worried that she will be left out.
Although it is an unwarranted worry, it is impossible to find any words to blame.
I gently put my arm around Sandora's shoulder, imprinted a kiss on her forehead, and asked with a smile, "I ask you, how long did I stay with her yesterday?" ”
"Three hours, twenty-five minutes and forty-eight seconds!" Sandora buried her head in my arms and replied in a muffled voice, without hesitation.
I was moved, really.
"And how long do I spend with you every day on average?"
“…… That's not counting, I live here, you have to stay with me! Otherwise, you'll be far away from me...... I don't know how to do housework, and I'm not gentle, so hard to learn to cook but get a barely able to eat the evaluation of the dead, I can't do anything but fight, you must have taken pity on me to be with me...... And ......"
What kind of associative ability is this?
I flicked on the door of Sandora's head with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, then change it tomorrow, I'll take the shallow to live, you move out of Lu, and then I'll accompany you out of Lu every day, how about it?" ”
Sandora left a tooth mark on my arm in denial.
"So don't think about it," I rubbed Sandora's baby's blonde hair into a mess, "You're just like Shallow, you're my baby, and I didn't snub any of you, so instead of thinking about this mess, let's get the homework done first." ”
"I won't write it!" Sandora bared her teeth at me, "I'm fed up with all this mess of retarded questions - do you really plan to be a good student in college?" ”
I shook my head firmly.
This is what we agreed upon after coming back, with special abilities, and the messy identity of Emperor Xiling's mother or something, and usually to rescue the imperial commanders who were invited to tea by the relevant departments from time to time for disturbing social security and endangering a harmonious society, plus now that there are Xiling ruins on the earth constantly surfacing the surface, it is absolutely impossible for Sandora and I to sit idly by, in this way, it is basically impossible for us to find a university to study in peace and be an ordinary person, so in order to avoid trouble, I simply asked Lin Xue to help arrange it, and after everyone graduated, they would be unified to an academy controlled by her family to register their names, and then everyone would toss outside together...... Ahem, it's about dealing with the day-to-day affairs of the organization.
What is the organization? Needless to say! Of course, it's to put away the commanders who have been idle all day long! Could it be that they will be scattered all day long, and pirated plate lamb skewers, plastic jade, gold-plated chains? Or in the name of the Xiling Empire, let them conquer the world?
However, if it is an organization, the nature of our organization is exaggerated enough, in Lin Xue's words, it is a terrorist group that spans countless galaxies, destroys thousands of planes, and can stop children crying at night in the endless void......
But although you don't have to pay too much attention to the college entrance examination, at least you can calm down and finish your homework for me, you damn girl!
There's a saying that time is like a cake next to Sandora, and if you don't pay attention, it's gone......
Finally survived the extremely aggrieved time of the third year of high school, and on a hot summer day, our group of imperial heads of state were finally freed from the heavy sea of books!
The moment I got home after the college entrance examination, I felt that Shandora was about to go crazy, as can be seen from the fact that she swallowed three meals and two pairs of chopsticks in a row, and I was amazed by the amazing amount of food and recipes of this living treasure, and I was also deeply shocked by the power of education in China.
What a terrifying thing it is to be able to force a queen who has been fighting alone in the Abyss World Realm for countless years to such a point!
After that, Lin Xue should be busy, using her family strength to arrange school and skipping school for us in the next four years or something, I am very easy to solve here, after all, my relatives are only one sister, she still knows the truth of the matter, and she doesn't need to think about anything at all, and there is a little trouble on the shallow side, because she has been hiding from her family about the Xiling Empire, even Uncle Xu is just the existence of a person who knows the ability of the Dao, but- Anyway, I handed over all the troubles to Lin Xue, a super coolie, two days ago I also gave her the latest model of subspace sensor for her to disassemble and play, and she was so happy that her snot bubbles were about to come out, but now she is just running errands and moving her mouth, and it is too late for her to be happy!
After nearly a year of noisy senior life, I am finally really idle now, and the next step, a few of us idlers should figure out how to make up for the previous vacation that was disturbed by Lin Xue's Sahara Golden Tour......