Chapter Ninety-Seven: A Collection of Fairy Tales and Myths

"I see, I'm just unlucky, I don't have a good character, so I met people who are all bad trash. The old ones have no face, the little ones have no skin, but they still regard this as glory. Speaking of this, Wu Ling'er patted her head exaggeratedly: "Alas, they probably don't know how to write the word shame, right?" ”

Wuchen stood in mid-air and listened to Wu Ling'er say this, and couldn't help but feel angry in his heart: "Wu Ling'er, do you dare to fight me fairly?" ”

"Fight your mother!" Wu Ling'er couldn't help but be furious: "How many years have you lived this bastard?" What are you wearing on your body and what are you holding in your hands? What do you usually eat and drink? Don't you always think that you immortals are superior? How? Don't you dare to use your identity as an immortal to oppress people? A fair fight? The head standing on it for you was caught in the door, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out today? What did he just say? Father? Your dad was by you, right? Or was you ashamed to death? It's good that he's dead, otherwise now that he hears what you're saying, he would have to wipe his neck with shame, and he can't afford to lose this person! ”

The coffee pulled Wu Ling'er: "Yan Ye said that he has the demeanor of his father, maybe his father looks the same as him?" ”

"You ......" Wuchen originally just wanted to fight fairly, but he didn't expect Wu Ling'er not only not to agree, but also scolded, now that he thinks about it, it seems that it is unfair to fight with her wearing immortal armor and holding a magic weapon. Although he was angry, he also accepted the immortal armor and weapons, and looked at Wu Ling'er with a calm face: "I won't use any immortal tricks against you, in this way, do you dare to fight with me?" ”

At this moment, Wu Ling'er admired the somewhat stupid guy in front of her, she squinted at Wuchen: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in fighting with you, by my side, you can pick someone to fight!" If you can't even beat them, you don't have to look for me, it's not a shame to lose to a man, but it's a shame to lose to a woman, not to mention, it's not glorious to win a woman, it's too late for others to hide when this kind of thing happens, why do you want to rush forward. ”

"I just have to fight you!"

Looking at such a stubborn dustlessness, Wu Ling'er was a little strange, and she took a few steps forward: "You know me?" ”

"Acquaintance!"

Wu Ling'er nodded: "Oh! Then he turned and walked back to the crowd, and said no more.

Originally, Wuchen thought that Wu Ling'er would ask him why he knew her and why he wanted to fight with her, but Wu Ling'er just sighed and left, and this reaction made him hold his breath: "You're not curious? ”

Wu Ling'er shrugged her shoulders with a smile: "Do you know how the cat died?" ”

Faced with Wu Ling'er's brainless words, Wuchen was stunned, and after a while he shook his head: "I don't know!" ”

"Cats die of curiosity! Curiosity kills cats! I'm not a cat, but I've never had much interest in unimportant things! Now, you're either going to pick someone from me to fight, or you're going back somewhere. After speaking, Wu Ling'er yawned a lot: "Lou Xiye, how long will we have to fight?" I'm sleepy and want to sleep! ”

Looking at Wu Ling'er with a relaxed face, Lou Xiye was also a little crying and laughing: "This is not our decision, is it?" If that kid still wants to fight, we naturally have to accompany him, and if he doesn't fight, we can go home and sleep. ”

After another yawn, Wu Ling'er looked up at the Heavenly Emperor: "I said, have you played enough?" If you don't sleep in the middle of the night to toss people, don't you sleepy others and don't sleep? Please, you have a little sense of morality, think about it for everyone, okay? ”

"Want to sleep? Yes, it's good that you can sleep forever without waking up again! The Emperor of Heaven snorted coldly, it seems that Wuchen can't count on it, and sure enough, he has no hair on his mouth, and he can't do things well, and he still counts on him: "All the heavenly generals, lead the troops to level this mountain, and the chickens and dogs will not be left!" ”

Hearing the words of the Emperor of Heaven, Lou Xiye couldn't help but sneer: "The chicken and dog don't stay, what a big breath, with me here today, I want to see if you have this ability!" After speaking, he waved the green vine in his hand again and again, and immediately more little clay figures grew up in the night wind, but this time the little clay figures were a little different from those just now, the little clay figures just now were just wearing ordinary clothes, although the weapons in their hands could hurt those heavenly soldiers and generals, but more, they relied on their witchcraft. And after these little clay figures appeared in front of them, they were all wearing a set of armor, not to mention, they had a pair of wings on their backs, and even the weapons in their hands became much sharper.

After waving the green vine more than 20 times in a row, Lou Xiye stopped his hand: "Withered leaves, protect the Dharma for me!" ”

The withered leaves stood silently by Lou Xiye's side as always. I saw that after Lou Xiye sat down cross-legged, he grabbed the mud on the ground and began to pinch the clay figures. After discovering this, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but be stunned, what is the situation now? Lou Xi was too tired to wield a whip at night, so he decided to pinch it with his hands? She came over playfully: "Lou cherishes the night, what about the clay figure?" Do you want me to help? ”

Lou Xiye, who was pinching the clay figure, was also stunned after hearing Wu Ling'er's words, he glanced up at Wu Ling'er, and then looked at the blood stains in her hands and nodded: "Pinch it, pinch what you want." ”

"Good!" Wu Ling'er happily sat next to Lou Xiye, grabbed a ball of mud and began to pinch it, she ignored the battle that had already started in mid-air.

After a while, Wu Ling'er looked at the pinched villain in her hand with satisfaction: "Pinched!" ”

After stabbing to death a heavenly general who fell to the ground with a sword, Brother Ying glanced back at the little clay figures in Wu Ling'er's hands and almost didn't fall: "Wu Ling'er, now is not the time to play with dough sculpture!" "What the hell is she messing with? Even the golden steel gourd baby has been pinched out, what will she pinch if she picks it up again?

Wu Ling'er ignored Brother Ying's protest, and according to what Lou Xiye said, he directly threw the clay figure into the air, and immediately several little babies wearing gourd leaves appeared in front of everyone, and one person directly threw the heavenly soldiers who rushed over, and the heavenly soldiers turned into a meteor...... Well, I don't know where it flew, one spits fire, one sprays water, one turns into a big man, and stomps on a large ...... Well, in that big film, there are also some small clay figurines that Lou Xiye just made, as well as ......

After seeing the results of the seven gourd babies she pinched, Wu Ling'er giggled happily, and sang happily in her mouth: "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine ......"

After a while, Brother Ying saw a familiar character again: Ultraman! Next, Golden Wolf, Spider-Man, Monkey King...... Well, the whole thing is a myth, is it good to have a big party of fairy tale characters?