"Stinky Boy ......"

The abrupt voice came into Yi Yunshi's ears, which made him startled: "Uncle? How did you end up here? ”

Dong Qiuyi stood outside the cell and looked coldly at Xiahou Cheng who looked surprised: "You are stupid, of course I sneaked in." ”

Yi Yunshi's gloomy mood just now dissipated without a trace after hearing Dong Qiuyi's voice: "I know you sneaked in, the problem is that you don't know martial arts, how can you sneak in without being discovered?" Could it be that you will shrink your bones and crawl in through a rat hole? ”

"Bastard boy, what nonsense? Is your uncle the kind of person who climbs the rat hole? I crawled in from the dog hole over there! ”

"Uncle...... Is this the time for jokes? Can you see what's going on now? Yi Yunshi was completely convinced of this uncle, and he was still in the mood to joke with him.

Dong Qiuyi laughed twice and waved his hand casually: "Just relieve the tense atmosphere?" How about not being nervous, right? ”

"Am I nervous?" Yi Yun yelled because the area he was staying in was not good for anyone else except him, and there was not even a guard.

"You're all in prison, you're still so rude, I really don't know how such a gentle and lovely person as my sister and such a loyal and honest person as Xiaoyu gave birth to you bastard boy!"

Yi Yunshi looked at Dong Qiuyi with disdain, looking at him with a smug look, and there was no grief at all when his nephew was imprisoned: "I really don't understand, why is there such a perverted and shameless brother as you are such a virtuous woman?" ”

"Yike...... This chicken looks so fragrant......" Dong Qiuyi took out a cooked chicken that was still steaming out of nowhere, sniffed it with his nose, and then shook it a few times in front of Yi Yunshi.

As soon as Yi Yunshi saw the chicken, he felt like he had seen a savior, and his mouth full of saliva went straight to his stomach, and the expression that he was disgusted with Dong Qiuyi just now immediately turned into flattery: "Uncle...... My mother is really happy to have such a brother as you, and I am deeply honored to be your nephew. ”

Dong Qiuyi was stunned at this time, the little thumb of his right hand casually picked his ear, pretending not to hear Yi Yunshi's words, and deliberately said loudly: "Huh? Didn't someone just say that I was perverted to the point of being brazen? Did I hear it wrong? ”

"Uncle...... You've definitely misheard......" Yi Yunshi sneered and flattered, reaching out to catch the chicken.

When Dong Qiu saw this, he slammed the hand that plucked his ears into the body of the chicken, and said deliberately: "Ah...... I thought it was my ear? ”

"Uncle! You did it on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose! Yi Yun was furious in his heart, how did he eat this?

"I'm sorry...... I really didn't mean to! Dong Qiuyi shrugged his shoulders and said innocently towards Yi Yun.

"You're so despicable!" Yi Yunshi didn't want to say anything but say this, because he really wanted to beat him up, his chicken...... It was ruined by his earwax.

"Cut...... Can't joke guys...... Give you this ......" Dong Qiuyi didn't know where to take out another chicken and threw it to Yi Yunshi.

Yi Yunshi touched the cooked chicken that was still hot, and wondered in his heart: "Uncle...... Where are you hiding these chickens? Isn't it hot? ”

"How can it be hot hidden in the crotch?" Dong Qiuyi blinked his big round eyes and looked cute.

"Ah...... Phew...... Phew......" As soon as Yi Yunshi heard his words, a mouthful of chicken that had just entered his mouth was directly and forcibly spit out.

For this reason, Dong Qiuyi also stretched his arm into the prison with concern, and kept patting Yi Yunshi's back and comforting: "Eat slowly...... Look at all choking, right? ”

Yi Yunshi slapped Dong Qiuyi's hand away and retorted: "Where did you see me choking?" ”

"Two eyes." Someone's serious answer.

Yi Yunshi reluctantly pinched the chicken in his hand, and glared at Dong Qiuyi, who was naturally secretly happy in his heart: "You actually put the chicken in your crotch?" Why don't you tuck yourself in your crotch? ”

Dong Qiuyi touched his chin and thought for a long time before saying, "I want to too, but I tried it, but I can't reach it." ”

With such an uncle, he is embarrassed to be thrown home, who is okay to try whether he will reach the crotch of his pants: "Do you want to give yourself in the mouth X?" What a pervert! You're good to go! ”

As soon as Dong Qiuyi heard Yi Yunshi's words, his legs immediately took two steps back, looked at him with disgust, and said, "Hour, you are so. Swing,I'm just cold and want to hide it.,Are you giving yourself a mouth? How disgusting? Give me back my chickens! ”

"Do you think I want a chicken hidden in the crotch?" Even so, Yi Yun was still reluctant to squeeze the chicken in his hand.

Dong Qiuyi stretched out his hand as he paced away from Yi Yun: "I know that you are so dirty, you can't bear to trample on my chicken, give it to me quickly, it just so happens that I didn't eat dinner at night." ”

"Hide in the crotch and you eat it too?" Yi Yun didn't really want to give it to him.

Dong Qiuyi smiled and nodded: "Anyway, it's hidden in my crotch, I don't feel it after eating it." ”

"You're really disgusting...... "Yi Yun was already sitting on the couch with a chicken when he finished speaking.

Dong Qiuyi saw that the time was not early, and he couldn't make such a fuss with him, so he lowered his heart to play around, and said honestly: "Forget it...... No kidding the kids, eat it, I don't have a habit of stuffing the chicken in the crotch of my pants, this chicken is guaranteed to be clean, you can enjoy it. ”

Dong Qiuyi's words will really make people misunderstand: "Uncle, don't say that I seem to be strong. It's like it, I just want to eat it. ”

"My sister knows that you can't eat well here, so I came here without dishonoring my mission, your matter should be solved soon, stay honestly for a few days and you'll be fine, my uncle will definitely protect you." Dong Qiuyi's eyes were full of seriousness, and his voice became deep and powerful, without the slightest frivolity.

It's just that when he shocked Yi Yun who chewed the chicken in his mouth, because Dong Qiuyi was rarely so serious, especially when he said that he would protect himself? Seriously, it was the first time he had seen his uncle who was so serious about protecting him.

"Uncle ......"

When Yi Yunshi reacted, Dong Qiuyi had already quietly left, and no one cared about the word 'uncle' shouted by Yi Yunshi, and there was only emptiness and loneliness in a trance, and what happened just now seemed to have not happened.

However, Dong Qiuyi's words were deeply seared into Yi Yunshi's heart.