Chapter 1 Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a group of neurotics in the mountain
As soon as the sky dawned, the big mansion hidden in the dense forest on the top of Buzhou Mountain came alive.
"Wow."
A basin of cold mountain spring water poured down, waking Jiang Nannan from his sweet dream of eating chicken legs.
"Jiang Nannan, it's time to get up and make breakfast!"
As soon as the voice fell, the black-clothed young man with sword eyebrows turned around and left, not forgetting to stretch out his foot and kick the crumbling door.
"Bang-" sounded, the doorman, at the age of three days and six hours.
Jiang Nannan thought expressionlessly, it's time to change the door again, next time you must apply to change the iron door!
Jiang Nannan got up and walked slowly to the backyard, and before she stepped into the kitchen, a red figure fell from the sky and stopped in front of her, and there was a pile of clothes with a strong smell of fat powder.
The man was very beautiful, his eyes and teeth were like cream, his bright red dress made his facial features more and more bright and moving, he swayed his soft waist, and his slender fingers flicked the broken hair next to his cheeks.
That's right, it's "him".
"Xiao Nannan, hurry up and wash your clothes, people will wear them tomorrow~"
Jiang Nannan finally pulled the pile of clothes apart, exposed his head and took a deep breath, and the person had already disappeared. Her dull eyes turned to the well, ten paces away from the kitchen door, and silently stuffed the pile of clothes into the large basin by the well.
She thought about it, glanced around a few times, and kicked the big basin with her foot, only to be exchanged for an earth-shattering wail.
"Whew!"
It hurts, it hurts me!
On the roof not far away, the white-clothed young man who was lying leisurely slowly turned over a page of the book in his hand, and when he heard the wail, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he sneered.
"It's stupid."
No matter how stupid you are, you have to make breakfast.
Jiang Nannan limped one foot and walked into the kitchen resignedly, and after fighting for half an hour, as soon as he opened the hot steamer, a second person walked into the kitchen silently.
The man was a child who looked like he was only six or seven years old, maybe he ate too well and looked a little too round, and his facial features were a little festive and cute, but the calm expression on his face coupled with the big black eyes that stared straight at the person, cough, it was indeed a little infiltrating, like a ghost boy in myths and legends.
The ghost boy tugged at Jiang Nannan's sleeve.
Jiang Nannan bowed his head: "......"
The ghost boy looked up: "......"
Wide-eyed staring.
After a battle, Jiang Nannan admitted defeat, took the lead in looking away, picked up a fragrant and delicious big steamed bun and put it into the big bowl held by the ghost boy in his left hand.
The ghost boy blinked with big eyes and pulled Jiang Nannan's sleeve again.
Jiang Nannan gave him another one.
The ghost boy continued to pull his sleeves.
Jiang Nannan continued to clip steamed buns.
It wasn't until the big bowl, which was bigger than the face of the ghost boy, was full of spikes that he lowered his dark eyes and turned away contentedly, only to be caught in the way when he stepped out of the door.
"Ah, little invincible, you came to your sister Jiang early in the morning to open a small stove, and you still eat so much, beware of eating fat, I will slaughter you and sell human meat buns."
The crane-haired old man with a wrinkled face smiled and said, looking disrespectful to the old man.
The ghost boy ignored him and continued walking, and the crane-haired old man followed along.
Jiang Nannan could faintly hear their conversation.
"Have you ever eaten human meat buns? It's the best to make with a young kid like you. ”
“……”
"Call me grandpa, grandpa will take you to eat another day, it's delicious!"
“……”
"Oh, don't learn from your sister Jiang to be dumb."
“……”
"Woo woo, little invincible, you don't respect the old and love the young at all."
“…… Shut up, old man! ”
“…… Oh. ”
Jiang Nannan lowered his head and sighed, wiping away the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes.
The ancients often said that the plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning.
A good day has started again.
Fine? What a ghost!
The rivers and lakes are spread, and Buzhou Mountain is a mysterious and beautiful place.
The beautiful scenery on the mountain, and the harmonious coexistence of all souls, is the wonderful place where the cultivators ask.
The mountain lord of Buzhou Mountain is a master of the world, proficient in the art of the five elements of Qimen Dunjia, and is highly respected and loved by people. The mountain lord also accepted a few apprentices, all of whom were heroic young men with outstanding demeanor, and in time they would be better than the blue.
How many heroes and heroes are famous for their children, but they are all defeated by the formation of Buzhou Mountain, and they have no way to enter, so they have to go with regret.
No, Zhoushan, there are wonderful people living on it, and I heard that there are a lot of unique cheats and gold and silver treasures.
If Jiang Nannan heard this, she would snort and say indignantly: "What a wonderful person, all the people living on the mountain are a group of neurotics!" All of them are neurotic! ”
Serving this group of neuropaths all day long, she is not good.
Back then, she was still a smart, lively and lovely little girl, but after staying in this Buzhou Mountain for half a year, she was forced into an expressionless little mute by the pile of trivial things in life!
I'm so tired that I don't want to speak anymore.
After breakfast, Jiang Nannan decided to enjoy the right of arrogance at her age, she pushed the bowl and decided to strike.
The rest of the people at the dinner table pursed their lips, they were used to Jiang Nannan's behavior, wiped their mouths neatly, and walked out of the hall one by one to do their own things, but Zhao Qingxuan, who was dressed in white, stayed behind and routinely urged Jiang Nannan to work.
"Jiang Nannan, wash the dishes."
I'm tired, don't talk to me!
Jiang Nannan snorted coldly and turned his head very strongly.
"Don't make me say a third time, go wash the dishes."
Wash wash wash, wash your sister!
Jiang Nannan remained silent as usual, and his neck was about to break.
Zhao Qingxuan raised his eyebrows, hugged his chest with both hands and said, "Fat guts? ”
Jiang Nannan's eyelashes trembled, and his eyes rolled slightly, as if he was wondering how much patience Zhao Qingxuan was in front of him.
It turns out that Zhao Qingxuan is always easy to run out of patience in the face of Jiang Nannan, he stood up, probed the dining table made by Jiang Nannan with his own hands with a century-old tree, approached Jiang Nannan, and gently knocked on the table with his left hand, leaving a few dazzling pits.
"Huh?"
Uh-huh,!
Jiang Nannan was almost crying.
Table!
A table she made with her own hands! It took her seven days and seven nights, and it didn't mean that she had to redo it if it was broken! No, this group of uncles on Zhou Mountain are not diligent and do not distinguish between grains and grains, which makes her a good girl, but after half a year's effort, the cooking girl's infrared and carpentry skills have reached the full level!
Jiang Nannan was furious, took out a charcoal pen and a small black book from his arms, brushed it with a few strokes, and reached out to poke the small book almost in front of Zhao Qingxuan's eyes.
- My door was kicked by Gu Changlin in the morning, what's the matter, are you going to knock on the dinner table now?! If it's broken, do you care about it? You rice worms who don't just eat and don't work!
Zhao Mi worm, who can only eat and not work, of course doesn't care about repairing.
He straightened up and snorted impatiently, his expression extremely unbeaten: "If you don't want to work, you can go." ”
Jiang Nannan: "......"
Zhao Qingxuan continued to mend the knife: "Of course, I don't know who rushed to post it, and he refused to leave here." ”
Jiang Nannan's arrogance that had just come out of his head was suddenly retracted.
I'm sorry, it's me......
"I don't want to leave if I drug someone, hum, I really have a backbone." Zhao Qingxuanyin measured the road.
Jiang mute retracted his head.
Zhao Qingxuan was still not satisfied, and knocked on the table again in a weird way: "Yo, why don't you speak?" ”
Jiang Nannan: "......"
Zhao Qingxuan: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are also dumb." ”
Jiang Nannan: "......"
Uncle Zhao, I was wrong, I'll wash the dishes.
Jiang Nannan put away the dishes in a gray manner, turned around and was about to leave, but as soon as he took a step, he was stopped by Zhao Qingxuan behind him.
"Pack up and follow me down the mountain later." Zhao Qingxuan paused, and snorted coldly, "Our group of rice worms can't work, and we will have to work hard for the capable Chef Jiang to purchase firewood, rice, oil and salt later." ”
Jiang Nannan nodded hurriedly, but he was slandering in his heart.
Uncle Zhao, your name is Zhao Shenyan.
Here, Zhao Qingxuan cleaned up Jiang Nannan unconvinced, and several rice worm uncles were getting together to hold daily talks.
Old man Xue, the lord of a mountain, was the first to speak: "Qing Xuan's ability to clean up Xiao Jiang is becoming more and more familiar. ”
The rest nodded in agreement.
Old man Xue: "I don't know how long Xiao Jiang's spy can last in our Buzhou Mountain." I don't know what I thought, he was a little sad, "It's rare to have such a cook who suits my heart." ”
The red-clothed Xu Xian looked at her red nails and added: "Her female red skills are also good." ”
Gu Changlin was silent for a while, and said in a thick voice: "The carpentry is so-so." ”
Meng Wudi didn't speak, but just took out the steamed bun hidden in his arms and took a bite, expressing his meaning with personal actions.
Old man Xue concluded: "So I still hope she can last longer." Hey, do you say she knows that her identity as a spy has been exposed from the beginning? Old man, I am still deeply impressed by the scene when she cried so much that she made up such a tragic life experience of her father not loving her mother and crying to stay. ”
Xu Xian didn't answer and said, "Hehe, she's the stupidest spy I've ever seen." After a pause, he added, "It's also the most talkative spy." ”
Old man Xue smiled quite heartily: "No matter how much you say, isn't it solved by Qingxuan's poison?" If it weren't for the old man, I would have calculated that she would have helped Qingxuan's illness a little, and I wouldn't have ......"
Old man Xue said something vaguely.
At this point, the talks should have ended as usual, but everyone did not leave, and in the middle of the ring, Gu Changlin, who was sitting on the mahogany chair that Jiang Nannan had spent a day making, spoke again: "She will definitely find a way to pass on the news this time." ”
The crowd was silent.
Meng Wuyi, who was always silent, said quietly: "She will definitely be cleaned up by Brother Zhao very badly." ”
Not Zhou Shanmeng is invincible, and he comes with a crow's mouth skill, and if he doesn't open his mouth, he just opens his mouth......
Jiang Nannan, some wax for you.