Updated: 2011-01-22

Chapter Twenty-Six: Hurting people and being invisible is the highest

Brother Ying twisted his body and climbed onto the pink bed: "It's okay, it's almost advanced!" ”

"Advanced? What does an earthworm progression become? Big earthworms? You're old enough now, what will you be like again? Or can it be longer, so that I can climb mountains, climb rocks or something, and I don't need to bring a rope? As soon as Wu Ling'er heard about the advancement, she immediately thought of something that she didn't have.

Brother Ying glanced at Wu Ling'er even more angrily: "With your current situation, the probability of being blocked on a high-rise building will be relatively high!" ”

"Then I'll use you as a slip rope to play rappelling!!" After speaking, Wu Ling'er grabbed Brother Ying and pulled him hard, and found that Brother Ying was really stretched a lot, usually Brother Ying was only more than ten centimeters long, but Wu Ling'er pulled it to forty or fifty centimeters long. Wu Ling'er was stunned: "Won't it?" ”

Before Wu Ling'er could let go, Ji Zai was already rolling on the table with laughter, and almost rolled under the table: "Hahahaha, it turns out that your other function is to be a rope!" It's too strong!! Hahahaha......"

Without waiting for Brother Ying to speak, Wu Ling'er directly let go of a hand, grabbed Brother Ying's end, and used it as a whip to whip Ji Zai.

Ji Zai, who had been laughing wildly, didn't have time to react at all, and was directly whipped away by Brother Win, slammed into the glass, and his claws made an ugly sound on the glass, and finally fell heavily to the ground.

Wu Ling'er found that this wave of Brother Ying could become more than a meter long, and her eyes suddenly lit up: "Brother Ying, you have really become my magic weapon this time!" Can be used as a weapon! ”

"Idiot woman, it will hurt! Let go!! Seeing that Wu Ling'er kept holding on to himself and didn't let go, Brother Ying was also angry, he directly flicked his tail and pumped it on the back of Wu Ling'er's hand, making her suffer and successfully escape from her hands at the same time: "Dead woman, next time I do this, I'll turn my face!" ”

Wu Ling'er touched her throbbing hand: "What's the matter, stingy ghost!" Otherwise, what else do you think you can do as my witch pet? I'm calling a witch pet, not a nanny!! Using you as a whip is the only use I've found that you can be used as a witch pet! ”

When Wu Ling'er said this, Brother Ying was even more angry: "If you think I'm bad, just cancel the contract!" I didn't ask you!! ”

Finding that Brother Ying was really angry, Wu Ling'er was a little strange: "Brother Ying, what's wrong with you?" Why are you so angry? That's what I usually joke about! If you don't like it, I just don't get it, why do you say such hurtful words? We've been living together for more than five years, right? Would it be too much to say such a thing? ”

"Would you be angry if you worked hard for five years, and then someone else grabbed your head and used it as a whip?" Speaking of which, Brother Ying was really angry, the white light flashed, and he actually went back to the world over there like this.

Wu Ling'er glanced at Ji Zai, who had woken up, a little depressed: "Ji Zai, did I go too far just now?" ”。

Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ling'er: "I really don't know how you can survive until now!" "With that guy's personality over there, Wu Ling'er has been with him in this way for more than five years, and he can live until now, I have to say that this is a miracle! Although it is said that the witch pet cannot kill the master, if the master is really rectified, the witch pet has a way, and it is incredible that Wu Ling'er can live until now unscathed.

Wu Ling'er was despised by Ji Zai like this, if it was normal, she would have repaired Ji Zai a long time ago, but today because Brother Ying was angry like this, she didn't have the heart to quarrel with Ji Zai, and when she picked up the computer and wanted to code words, Ji Zai jumped on the table: "Just now, while you were asleep, that guy called your editor, you don't have to deliver this month, rest in peace!" ”

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment, Brother Ying This is the first time to call someone other than Aunt Xuan, what is he ...... Looking back, in the past five years, although Brother Ying has always been poisonous, he is really taking care of his life.

Although she is usually more heartless, but now, Wu Ling'er is really uncomfortable in her heart: "Ji Zai...... Am I being overdoing this? ”

"Don't worry, that guy is very nervous, and he will be fine in a while! However, he is going to advance recently, and his body will change a little, and his mood will inevitably be bad, just like you humans say about menopause. Ji Zai comforted Wu Ling'er while combing the hairs on his head, but the comforting words that came out of his mouth were more like sarcasm. For a narcissist like him, he will never give up any opportunity to hit someone who is more handsome than him.

Wu Ling'er nodded after hearing Ji Zai's words, and slowly lay down: "So, it was completely correct for me to buy Jingxin Oral Liquid for him last time, he still has such a big temper, sure enough, menopausal people are completely unreasonable!" Thinking of this, Wu Ling'er was also a little aggrieved, and directly covered her head and fell on the bed, and in less than three minutes, she fell asleep.

Ji Zai looked at himself in the mirror, but said with a smile: "Since you're back, come out, anyway, she doesn't know if she's asleep!" ”

Brother Ying's figure slowly appeared in the room, the buttons of his shirt were pulled off by Wu Ling'er, and his clothes were open like that, if Wu Ling'er woke up at this time, he would definitely scream and become again......

Ji Zai glanced at Brother Ying: "You care about this woman very much?" ”

Brother Ying opened the window and felt the cool night breeze: "What? Will you also be interested in something other than yourself? It's not quite like you! ”

Ji Zai glanced at the sleeping Wu Ling'er, tilted his head and thought, "This guy ...... It seems to be much more interesting than the boring saints of the past. Wouldn't it be more fun to stay with her? It's a little ugly, but it's barely bearable! Speaking of this, Ji Zai jumped from the table to the head of the bed: "It's decided, play with her for a while, if it's boring!" ”

"With this woman, you are guaranteed not to be bored!" Brother Ying sneered and looked at Ji Zai. Ji Zai thinks that he is a charity and decides to get along with Wu Ling'er, and he will have to suffer in the future, Wu Ling'er is not a guy who will suffer.

Ji Zai didn't hear Brother Ying's voice, but jumped back to the table and paced to the mirror: "Hey, how long do you think it will take me to change back to my original appearance?" ”

"I've been here for five and a half years, and I've always had that guy's magical powers. You can use this as a reference to calculate how long it will take you to change back to your old self! Brother Ying sneered and sat on the edge of Wu Ling'er's bed, closing his eyes and preparing to rest. It's absolutely impossible to change back to your original appearance! He is called to this world to be what he looks like, just like he can only be Brother Ying in this world forever, and since Yu Lan came to this world, he can only become Ji Zai.

After hearing Brother Ying's words, Ji Zai was immediately petrified. It's been five and a half years, and Brother Ying is still just an earthworm, how many years will it take him to become his original appearance?

Seeing Ji Zai's appearance, Brother Ying thanked Wu Ling'er a little in his heart, if he hadn't quarreled with her for five and a half years and learned to have a poisonous tongue, he might only have to resort to violence directly today. Such rude behavior really doesn't fit his current image. Hurting people to the invisible is the highest level, who said this sentence? It seems that Wu Ling'er wrote it in the book or in the book, but I didn't expect that today would be useful.

Wu Ling'er slept until the first rays of sunlight crawled into the room in the morning before she woke up, but she didn't wake up naturally, but was woken up by something: "It's so heavy!" ”

Opening her eyes, Wu Ling'er saw the familiar white: "Huh? "There was no danger after last night, was it? How did this guy end up here? Is he worried about himself?

Wu Ling'er was about to speak, when suddenly a bottle flew over, and with the bottle hitting his head, it was Ji Zai's sentence: "Oh no!" ”

Bang! Suddenly, the bottle hit Wu Ling'er's head, and Wu Ling'er was smashed and fainted before she could express her anger. At the moment when Wu Ling'er fainted, Brother Ying, who was pressed on Wu Ling'er, changed back to his original form.

Looking at Brother Ying, who was so weak that he could barely speak, Ji Zai said, "Remember, you owe me once!" Also, you're going to help me when she wakes up! Otherwise, I'll ......."

"Got it, you're even more verbose than this woman!" Brother Ying reluctantly said this sentence and fell asleep deeply. Now I force myself to transform for a long time, and it's really a little reluctant. Especially if you have been transforming like this all night, it will consume more of your own magic power.

However, such a hard night is not completely fruitless, at least Brother Ying's transformation time has barely lasted from the previous five minutes to ten minutes, if he hadn't been too tired and fell down just now, he wouldn't have woken up Wu Ling'er, I hope ...... Before he wakes up, Wu Ling'er must not wake up, otherwise that guy Ji Zai will be unlucky.