Chapter 5: The liar of the home planet is really not professional enough

Stout security guards are perhaps the only male creatures in the women's college, armed with high-voltage batons and stun guns, beating any animals of the same sex who try to get close. They are employees of the aristocratic academy, and they don't buy anyone's face, and there are not a few Yin businessmen and tycoons and even political celebrities who have been shot by faint gunsβ€”this is a kind warning from Miss Wen Yunwen to me.

Two security guards approached and knocked on my car window.

"What are the two gentlemen doing?"

The security guard's face twisted suddenly.

Did I say something wrong......?

"Stinky boy, get in your broken car and get out of here, this is not the place for pariahs. ”

I could see this in the eyes of the security guards, but the good professionalism made them choose a tact.

"Sir, please don't cause trouble to the people around you, can you park your car somewhere else?"

"Oh, no. ”

β€œ......”

The expressions of the two security guards froze.

"Sir, our professional discipline requires us to follow etiquette towards anyone...... But only once. Now, get out of here, your broken car is in the way. ”

The Iron Duke is so hated?

I glanced back at the rumbling black smoke rising from the back of the car, puzzled.

The security guard had already pulled out a metal rod and tapped lightly on the car door: "Please hurry...... This is the last time I'll say please. ”

I looked up at the angular face, and it was even more terrifying when I got closerβ€”if you add a big beard, it's a standard ghost pirate captainβ€”wait, beard!?

It dawned on me a little bit.

These two tall, muscular, Terminator-like security guards are biologically known as females.

There are no male creatures at all at the Noble Women's College.

Looking at the brotherly face again, three thoughts surged through my heart.

First, a punch that smashed this ghost-like face to shreds and gave me back my beautiful sunny sky.

Second, take out your mobile phone to take a picture of it and post it on the Internet to facilitate netizens to make amulets to ward off evil spirits.

Thirdly, tear off his face and see which terrorist is wearing such a terrible mask of human skin in broad daylight. Then notify Feng Yin to come and arrest the collector.

Suppressing my impulse, I said, "I'm here to pick people up." ”

The brother and the female security guard didn't believe it: "Who to pick up?"

"The little sister of the Wen family seems to be called Wen Yin. ”

"Wen Yin, she's been picked up. ”

"What!?"

The brother and noble security guard waved her hand impatiently: "I have been picked up! Don't you understand? Get out of here!"

...... Interesting, I don't remember that Wen Yun had arranged for someone other than me, so ...... Who will be the person who will take her away?

The brother and daughter began to knock on the car door again: "Why don't you get out of here?"

"Haha, anyway, the little sister of the Wen family is not here, it doesn't matter where I stay. ”

The two brothers and daughters glanced at each other, and they all came to pull my car door, I pressed the green switch on the control console, and suddenly two crackling sounds exploded, and the brothers and daughters screamed and covered their hands and retreated, shouting: "What is it!?"

"The car is broken, the performance is poor, and the door voltage is unstable. ”

It can be up to 100,000 volts.

"X!" the security guard pulled out his stun gun, and I took a step faster, and the two pistols were aimed at the foreheads of both men at the same time, as long as the fingers were snapped, the result was not as simple as fainting.

The brother and daughter's movements froze in an instant.

"Oh, you two are very clever enough to recognize me as a real gun...... But it's not clever enough, if the little sister of the Wen family is really picked up...... When you see me coming, you should ask me who I am, instead of rushing me away. What a mistake it was for the ravens to buy you two fools...... I'm in a good mood now, I'm too lazy to bother with you, stand back to my original position honestly, don't make extra moves, otherwise I'll shoot, don't doubt my guts, don't doubt my accuracy, I'll count one, two, three, get out of here. ”

They (they?) didn't dare to challenge my guts and marksmanship, and stiffened back to the sides of the gate. Calm suddenly returned to the squareβ€”to clear the Iron Duke's still-relenting roaring noise and obscuring black smoke. The drivers of the aristocratic families all did their duty, and silence was golden, and did not cause a greater riot.

I looked around at the college, and the campus was as quiet and elegant as a paradise wrapped in thick greenery, but it was full of flaws, not to mention the unguarded architectural layout...... Judging from the fact that the security guards were bribed, it is best for the little sister of the Wen family to skip half a year from now on.

Half an hour later, several girls in dark blue skirts came slowly from afar, with their backs to the sunset, and the soft and moving curves of the girls were baked golden, and I recognized the target of this trip at a glance - the long-haired girl walking in the middle, the youngest daughter of the Wen family, Wen Yin.

It was a girl more beautiful than the photo, a smile was intoxicating, the girls around her were all well-educated, well-behaved aristocratic daughters, but she was surrounded in the middle like the stars holding the moon, I could see a slight jealousy in the eyes of the girls, but more but simple happiness.

It's good to be a girl who can bring happiness to those around you. Far better than her moving looks.

The girls gradually approached the school gate, and the two brothers and daughters by the door suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and I knew that a good show was about to be staged. Sure enough, when the girls said goodbye to each other at the door and walked into their floating cars, a few minutes later, a "Light Wheel 1800" opened the door, and a middle-aged man dressed in black walked down, pursing his thin lips, outlining a serious and stereotypical image. But this image is often the easiest to be trusted.

Raven has found a good liar.

I sat in the car and watched things unfold without worry, and it didn't surprise me.

The middle-aged man approached Wen Yin and said to her, "Hello Miss Wen, please get in the car." He said and opened the car door.

Of course, Wen Yin would not get into the car so easily, the girl furrowed her cute eyebrows and asked, "Who are you?"

The middle-aged man was not in a hurry: "I am the bodyguard hired by Ling Zun, and this is my ID." As he spoke, he handed over a magnetic card.

Wen Yin shook her head and didn't take over: "I'm sorry, my father did hire a bodyguard for me - although I myself didn't like to accept it - but that person is not you. My sister sent his picture to my phone, and I remember it very well, it was a young man. ”

The middle-aged man nodded: "That's true, but that person has already handed over the task to me, and now the person who is responsible for it is me." I don't know why Miss Wenyun didn't inform you...... You can call now to verify. ”

Wen Yin was really frightened by these words, and took out her mobile phone as if she didn't believe it.

Next, there is the essence of the whole scam, if it weren't for me as the person concerned, I really want to continue to watch......

Well, it's time to watch the show.

"Little sister of the Wen family, use my phone to call. ”

I opened the door of the Iron Duke and sneered into the conversation between the two.

Wen Yin looked at me in surprise, a little overwhelmed, but the middle-aged man didn't move, stared at me coldly, and said, "Your makeup skills are very good. ”

Indeed, with modern technology, it is not too difficult to disguise yourself as another person in appearance. It is not safe to prove one's identity by appearance.

Wen Yin also began to hesitate, looking at me, and then at the middle-aged man, I didn't know whose words to believe were better. I had to ask for help from my phone.

This point is very fatal, once the phone is called, the other party's scam is half successful, with Wen Yin's cognitive ability, I have no room to fight back at all.

According to the middle-aged people's thinking, it is true.

I didn't stop Wen Yin from using her mobile phone to call Wen Yun's number, and a few seconds later, Wen Yun's face appeared on the projection screen of her mobile phone.

Wen Yin asked tremblingly, "Sister...... Did the bodyguard you mentioned earlier be replaced?"

Wen Yun suddenly realized, "Ah, did I forget to tell you? I'm really sorry...... The original person suddenly told me to abandon the mission and terminate the agreement, and I have urgently transferred another person over, have you already seen him?"

Wen Yin nodded, relieved, but in an instant, more doubts rose, she looked at me a little scared, and I smiled.

Then I asked Miss Wen Yunwen on the phone.

"Miss Wen, do you know who I am?"

Wen Yun's expression was a little stiff: "...... Mr. Wang, I remember that you had given up on your mission. ”

Well, this gang of crooks is not to be underestimated in their ability to gather intelligence. If they can say the words "Mr. Wang", they will pass the first level.

Then, I wasn't interested in playing with them anymore.

"Miss Wen, say the name of your sweetheart, the time limit is fifteen seconds, fast. ”

Wen Yun was immediately stunned.

Of course she couldn't say it, and I believe that the real Miss Wen had never spoken to anyone else - except Wen Yin. For this little sister, she loves it to the bone and talks about everything.

"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven......"

When the countdown was about to end, the middle-aged man intervened and turned off Wen Yin's mobile phone: "Don't continue this boring trick." Get out of here before I call the police, or I'm welcome......"

Before the last word came out, the muzzle of my gun was already pressed against his Adam's apple.

"Do you believe that I dare to shoot?"

The middle-aged man was in a cold sweat and didn't dare to speak.

In fact, he loved to believe it or not. Anyway, as long as he dares to say a word of nonsense and move a finger randomly, the trigger will be pulled.

"At this level, let's pretend to be a bodyguard, eat, loser!"

I knocked the middle-aged man unconscious with one palm, then put away the pistol, looked at the frightened little sister of the Wen family, and shrugged helplessly.

"Don't be afraid, it's just the two of us now, slowly say your doubts, and I'll answer them. ”

Wen Yin asked, "Who are you?"

"You can call me Mr. Wang, you don't need to know too much about the other information, I am your bodyguard, and you are my protector, that's all. ”

β€œ...... Why should I trust you?"

"Because it's clear that this piece of waste under my feet is an impostor, you have no choice. ”

"He's an impostor?"

"Obviously, if the bodyguard is really changed, I should disguise himself as him to get close to you, right?"

Wen Yin made the last struggle: "But on the phone, my sister clearly said ......"

"Do you really think that woman is your sister?"

"But the phone number is not wrong...... Could it be that something happened to my sister!?"

"Your sister is still at home waiting for her baby sister to come home, it was your mobile phone that happened, bring it to me. ”

Wen Yin timidly put the phone in my hand.

I lifted the casing behind me and removed a translucent wafer from the battery.

"Sure enough, it's this little thing. ”

Wen Yin leaned over and asked, "What is this?"

"A fraudulent chip, pasted on the mobile phone to tamper with the signal, you think the phone is dialed to Wenyun, but in fact, it has already been transferred to a machine, this guy is also quite cheap, this chip is not cheap...... Now you can call your sister again and give it a try. ”

Wen Yin dialed again, but waited for half a minute before Miss Wen Yunwen's face appeared on the projection screen.

"Xiao Yin...... How's it going, did the bodyguard pick you up?"

Wen Yin nodded hesitantly: "Hmm." ”

"That's good...... Although that person seems a little unreliable, after all, he was recommended by Mr. Feng, and he should have some real skills, so you don't have to worry too much, the family is just a precaution. ”

Don't worry about ghosts, there was a tanuki for the prince just now, and I used my gun.

However, Wen Yin didn't say much, just smiled and laughed with her sister Wen Yun, and finally added lightly: "Sister, don't forget on the weekend." ”

Wen Yun smiled: "Have I forgotten my agreement with you? ”

"Thank you, sister. ”

Wen Yin happily ended the call and bowed deeply to me: "After that, there will be Mr. Lao Wang, please give me more advice." ”

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