019: Unlucky bastard

After the rope on Liang Zhen's chin was not tethered, he took the time to take Guan Mo to pick up the car, "Don't you usually have a car anywhere, why do you have to buy it yourself when you go to work?" ”

"It is strictly forbidden to use the bus for private use." Guan Mo said while scanning the models on both sides.

"Tsk," Liang Zhen leaned forward and looked at the one he touched, "Why don't you buy my one, the performance is not bad, how do you feel about driving it?" ”

"Yes," Guan Mo rode up and tried it, "Se'er doesn't like it, it's too green." ”

"Go back and spray your favorite color." Liang Zhen took out his mobile phone and clicked at Guan Mo, who was buttoning his helmet and hat, "Tsk, handsome." ”

Guan Mo grinned at the camera, raised his hand and ripped off the helmet mask, and nodded after trying the feeling, "Spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a car and then spend money to spray it yourself?" I'm not sick! ”

As he was talking, the salesperson who went out to answer the phone ran in, and when he saw Guan Mo just put on a posture, he hurriedly asked with a smile, "Kawasaki's car has been selling very well, this one was just launched at the end of April this year, and the response is particularly good, so you can test drive." ”

"Is it black?" Guan Mo nodded and asked.

"Yes," the sales guy said, "but at present, our black is out of stock, and we can only transfer it from other places." ”

"How many days does it take to transfer the goods?" Guan Mo asked.

"It will take about a week at the earliest," the little brother said, "if you are sure that you want it, register it here, pay a little deposit, and we will notify you to come and pick it up when the car arrives." ”

Guan Mo's place of residence is a little far away from the squadron, and it is quite convenient to drive by himself, but it is quite detour by subway, and he has to change lines.

After paying the pressure and coming out, Guan Mo was in a heavy mood, and after paying the balance of the house with his savings, he now bought a car, and there was little left.

When Grandpa called, Guan Mo had just sorted out the transcript.

"It's been almost a month since I've been back, and you won't come back to see me." Grandpa's unhappy voice came from the earpiece.

"I haven't had time yet," Guan Mo said, "I'm still adapting to the new job and new position, and I'll come back to see you after the holidays." ”

"It's just right, you can almost pick the lotus pod when you come back in two weeks," Grandpa was very happy to hear this, "Your aunt has planted a lot this year, and I heard that you have given an order when you come back, and no one will let you pick it." ”

Guan Mo has liked to eat lotus seeds since he was a child, especially the kind that still grows in the lotus pod, and throws them into his mouth after picking them, which are sweet and crispy.

"Okay," Guan Mo said, "You have to watch for me, don't let people finish picking it." ”

After a month's adaptation period, Guan Mo almost completely understood the nature and process of the work, so when he received the accident call early this morning, he didn't let Yang Fan accompany him anymore, and this kind of small incident can be solved by one person.

In fact, Yang Fan's words will be a lot easier, after all, he wants to teach newcomers a lot of things under the banner of an old man, so as to show how awesome he is and how ignorant newcomers are.

Guan Mo is used to being alone, in the past, in the army, unless he was on a group or group mission, he preferred to fight alone.

It's just that people are not as good as heaven, if he knew that the main person responsible for this accident was a dog at the beginning, he would have dragged Yang Fan to death.

When he arrived at the scene of the accident, the traffic was not yet congested, it was a fork in the road, and two small batteries were lying on the ground, one cow-colored and the other pink, and there were blood stains in the middle of the two cars.

Judging from the direction of the faucet, it is estimated that it hit the eye.

In the middle of the three-way road there is a circular turntable, in which is planted a tree called the 'thousand-year-old tree', and a large number of aunts and uncles are sitting under the tree and talking about the accident.

Judging from the car that fell to the ground at the scene, it was obvious that the little cow wanted to cross the street directly through a shortcut without turning around the turntable, and it was estimated that it happened to drive over and meet another small pink car that had turned half a circle.

Guan Mo took a few photos of the scene and swept to the onlookers, "Don't look at the excitement if you have nothing to do with the people, didn't you hear the car horn behind you is about to crack the sound, it's all dispersed, and the parties stay." ”

It may be that Guan Mo still maintains a certain characteristic of a soldier, and the onlookers obediently retreated to the sidewalk three or four meters away and continued to watch.

Guan Mo sighed, glanced at the three people left, two men and one woman, the woman was still holding a white Pomerani in her hand, from the outside, these three people had no obvious injuries, "Whose blood is it?" Guan Mo asked.

"My ball's." A voice came from the side of the sidewalk, it was a woman.

Guan Mo took the notebook and drew it upwards while raising his eyes to look at the other side, "What about the ball man?" ”

"Here," a few seconds after the voice fell, a woman in a garment walked towards them with a golden retriever on her face, "the hind legs are broken." ”

Is the ball a dog?

Guan Mo paused in the action of drawing on the notebook, and reflexively moved half a step to the side, "Tell me about the situation." ”

It is understood that there is a slight deviation from Guan Mo's prediction, and the little cow is right to drive in default, but it is not the original intention, but when he was about to turn, a dog suddenly rushed over from the sidewalk, and the owner of the little cow was afraid of hurting the dog, so he had to give up the turn, which collided with the little powder who had gone around for most of the circle.

"It's not our fault," said the owner of the little cow, "I came in strict accordance with the traffic rules, and you can see the surveillance on the tree rights, and if the dog hadn't rushed out, we wouldn't have had this accident, and the responsibility is certainly not ours." ”

"It can't be me," said the owner of the little fan, "I fell to the ground before I could figure out the situation, and one of the car mirrors fell off, so you have to have someone to take responsibility." ”

"I can't be responsible." Said the cow owner.

"What are you all looking at me for?" The owner of the ball dog widened his eyes, "Is the responsibility still on me?" I'm walking on the sidewalk. ”

"If it weren't for your dog's sudden escape, we wouldn't have been able to go straight," said the man who was with the owner of the cow, "and you don't take care of whom, isn't the dog yours." ”

"It's mine, and I can't take this responsibility," the owner of the ball dog shouted as he pointed to the owner of Xiao Fan, "My ball rushed over when she saw Hiromi in his basket, and she is also responsible." ”

A few people began to quarrel with me one by one, Guan Mo listened to it with a big head, and all his words were very reasonable, he put the notebook box in his hand, frowned and swept his eyes at a few people who were still arguing, "Why don't you wait until you have enough of arguing, let's talk?" ”

The accidents that Guan Mo followed Yang Fan to deal with were not small, but this kind of strange incident was the first time they had encountered it, plus the area under their jurisdiction, from the overpass opposite the Second Hospital to this side, the small alleys and old residences in Yishui'er had very few casualties, and it was basically this kind of quarrel.

This kind of accident handling is more difficult to deal with than the kind of car accident that directly causes serious injury or death, Xiao Fan and Xiao Cow have no objection to his ruling, but the owner of the ball dog who was only verbally warned is not happy, "My ball legs are broken, and there is blood, this cannot be compensated?" ”

Guan Mo stared at her and the half-lying golden retriever on the ground, he didn't know anything about this kind of work equivalent to the neighborhood committee.

The woman stepped forward and pulled Guan Mo's arm forward, "Look, my ball's eyes are not clear, the injury is so serious, the leg can't walk, and the wound on the back ......"

Guan Mo was dragged twice by her, and when he was only half a meter away from the golden retriever, the golden retriever stood up with his neck hunched, Guan Mo was startled, thinking that the dog was going to step forward, so he hurriedly shook off the hand that was dragging him.

The woman staggered back two steps by him, her eyes showing a fierce light, "Why are the police still beating people?" ”

Guan Mo became angry as soon as he heard this, tried his best to suppress his depressed mood, and said coldly: "Pay attention to your wording. ”

It is often said that dogs can understand human nature, this is not wrong at all, the golden retriever who was still dragging a broken leg and struggling to stand up clearly felt the emotions of the owner, dragged the injury in front of the owner, and barked twice at Guan Mo.

It doesn't matter if it barks, Xiao Bomei, who was still staying next to Xiao Fan, immediately joined in the fun, and ran over happily, maybe he was too excited, and stepped on Guan Mo when he ran over.

Guan Mo's whole person was not very good, he stared at his upper, because Bo Mei's not light and heavy kick suddenly rose a little powerless.

He just got trampled on by a dog!

I touched him very strongly!

It's going to be bad luck again!

Seeing this, the owner of the little powder hurriedly cheered, and Xiao Bomei obediently retreated, squatting down at Guan Mo's feet and not stepping forward again, but still barking at the golden retriever, as if he was not tired of it.

Guan Mo's head was about to get bigger, he turned his head and said to Xiaofen's owner, "Can you get your dog back?" ”

Seeing that Xiaofen's owner held Bomei in his arms, Guan Mo breathed a sigh of relief, took out his mobile phone and dialed Yang Fan's phone angrily.

I have to say that Yang Fan is still very meticulous in his work, except for the problem of talking too much, and when Guan Mo's brain was almost hurt by the barking of dogs and Bomei's kick, Yang Fan finally dealt with the difference.

"Your temper has to be restrained," Yang Fan said, "Although we are law enforcement agencies, it is normal to be more dignified, but don't forget that we also have a complaint phone number hanging on the signboard at the door, this thing has a huge impact." ”

"Hmm." Guan Mo nodded.

"Tired, right?" Yang Fan took a bottle of water from the car and handed it to Guan Mo, "You didn't want to arrange it for you in the materials department at the beginning, if I can transfer it, I will definitely agree immediately." ”

Guan Mo took the water and drank most of the bottle directly, he only had one thing in his heart at this time, and he didn't know what bad luck was this time.

was touched by Jiujo last time, Liang Zhen's jaw dropped, this matter is estimated to have little to do with his unlucky physique, but then his girlfriend who has been dating for several years was confused and regendered, although it was just an online dating, even if there was no emotion, but this strange unlucky event was still encountered by him.

Last time, he was rubbed by nine legs to Wei Tianxin, and he became Wei Sicheng overnight for more than a week, if this unlucky rate did not change, he would definitely encounter an unlucky thing within a month.

What a fuck.

He has only been back for a month and has started to have a series of bad luck.

He took off the hat on his head irritably, "Brother Yang, I may have to take a long vacation......

The long vacation is not so easy to ask, he asked the squadron captain for leave on the grounds of a hand injury, the captain and his grandfather knew each other earlier, and after listening to him sincerely explain the situation, he really gave it a grant.

"I asked you to go to the materials department because I thought about your injury before," Team Liu said, "I don't care if you think you're very persistent, this time you have to be treated." ”

Guan Mo thanked him and went home directly.

Guan Mo thinks it's amazing, he doesn't like to do this kind of thing like going through the back door, but this time there is really no way, the recent series of worrying things has made him really unable to calm down and work hard, he plans not to go out for a month, it is impossible to step on the building where he lives, right?

He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Liang Zhen.

-I was unlucky to get home, so I took a month's leave, and I sent some food when I was empty.

- Hold the grass!

Guan Mo glanced at the message and put the phone on the table and didn't plan to pay attention to it, but a few seconds later, Liang Zhen sent another one.

-Natal year, I'm unlucky to die if I remove it, or Ming'er will buy you a pair of red pants to ward off evil?

-Get lost

Guan Mo threw away his mobile phone and got up to take a shower in the bathroom, and when he came out, he felt relaxed and in a much better mood.

A good mood can be clearly reflected in the quality of sleep, Guan Mo slept surprisingly heavy this night, and he didn't even have a dream all night.

In the morning, he was woken up by a burst of noise, Guan Mo twisted his eyebrows and listened to the sound in the room, and opened his eyes violently after a few seconds.

He is alone in his house, how can there be a noise!

The eye is an orange and blue sofa, the color matching is slightly strange, the sofa is long and wide, Guan Mo forgot about it at a glance, and it feels like a few spliced beds.

He yawned at the sofa, and when he habitually raised his hand to rub his eyes, he paused suddenly, he didn't have a sofa of this color at home, and his living room was small, so he couldn't fit such a big sofa.

Moreover, how could the sofa be so much taller than him!

This astonishing discovery made him sit up from the bed suddenly, and when he was about to lift the quilt and get out of bed to take a look, his half-outstretched hand froze in the air, and the corner of his eye swept to a white furry thing.

Something that resembles a claw......

He lowered his eyes, raised his hand again, and the white, furry claw-like thing moved with his movements, and he waved his hand from side to side, and the thing swayed from side to side with his movements.

After repeating it a few times, he froze on the spot, and a thought grew in his mind, and he swallowed nervously, glaring and glancing around.

There was a sound of talking in the kitchen, it was a woman, and there was a smell on the table in the living room, he swallowed, got out of bed and looked back, and then he saw that the bed he had just slept on was like an oval hat, and he was sleeping in the middle of the hat.

The usual special items seemed to him to change a lot, the table became unusually high, the voices became unusually loud, and he wandered around the room with anxiety, until finally he saw a full-length mirror in a room with pink walls on all sides of the half-hidden door.

Before going to the mirror, he kept silently reciting a sentence in his heart: It's not true, all this is not true, I must still be dreaming, otherwise the dream has not woken up......

This self-hypnosis is completely destroyed when he sees himself in the mirror.

The reflection in the mirror stares at a pair of ping-pong eyes and a pair of pointed ears, probably because of the large pointed ears, the head-to-body ratio looks seriously unbalanced, and the already short body looks more comedic.

There were white and black birthmark-like spots on his head that looked like they had been graffitied, and stray hairs that stood up all over his body in anger and shock......

He blinked, and the reflection in the mirror blinked,

He raised his hand again, and after going back and forth several times, he couldn't help but let out a heart-rending scream......

No, it should be said that the dog barks.

He's turned into a Chihuahua with four hairy legs and a pair of big eyes that can stare people to death!

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?