"Qian Xuezhu? I don't understand what you're talking about, but are you still in the mood to care about such a thing? The corpse soul is in the ground, all things are impermanent, and the spirit is driven by different methods, and it is as urgent as the law! Rise! With Uncle Wen's incantation, there was a thud in the grove, and a shriveled or rotting corpse poked its head out of the ground, and then crawled out desperately with two arms.

"Don't be stunned, don't hurry up, wait for someone else to carry you!" The blind man roared wildly, and rushed to our side frantically throwing cannons along the way, blowing back a half-crawling living corpse with one kick, and running away with Xiao Quan's hand. This kid was lent to us by Bai Bing, and it's really hard to explain to Bai Bing if he comes out with a good one.

I also threw a few cannons on the ground, blowing up the living corpses that blocked the way, but as soon as I ran out a few steps, I heard a "bang" in front of me, and when I looked up, the blind man covered his head, kept retreating, looking at the footsteps, it seemed that he was knocked unconscious by something, if it wasn't for the small power to drag him, he would have to sit on the ground.

I hurried forward a few steps, just now my vision was blocked by the tree, and I didn't see what the blind man had hit, but now that I saw the thing, I was stunned, and two strange and familiar words popped out of my mouth: "Smoke fart!?" ”

The real name of the toad is not called toad, the real name of the blind man is not called blind, and the real name of the cigarette fart is naturally not called the cigarette fart. Smoke Fart, like me and the blind man, is an old resident of Hutong No. 3. His real name is Yan Pijiang, which is a very domineering name, but it slowly changes its taste in our mouths. Boys, too, like to compare things together, like the crotch in their pants. Speaking of which, the boy is not tall, not as big as a blind man, but his body is also very strong, but his thing is surprisingly short, every time we go to the toilet together to put water in the water, we will laugh at him, saying that his thing is the same size as a cigarette fart, and over time, Yan Bijiang will become a cigarette fart.

Of course, good brothers are together, and these hurtful nicknames will not affect our feelings, and the three of us have always been the iron triangle in Hutong No. 3. Speaking of which, this cigarette fart is also a guy, but he is different from me, me, I have a face given by my parents, and it is my forte to pick up a girl and harm the girl when she goes to bed, as I said before, the woman who has been good with me has a strengthened connection, but the cigarette fart is different, he chased Liu Xiaohua in their class in high school who didn't look very good, and finally he could be regarded as holding a woman.

The two of them worked together for more than half a semester, and finally decided to change from a boy and a girl to a man and a woman. We don't know what happened that night, only that they broke up the next day, and Liu Xiaohua never looked at the cigarette fart again. Then one day the cigarette fart was surfing the Internet at my house, playing stickers, and I didn't cancel my account when I left, I flipped through it casually and found that he wrote a reply in a post called "What is the deepest sentence in your life that was hurt by a woman", and the content was very simple - honey, you came in?

Since then, Smokefart has never chased women again, although he is still. After graduating from high school, Smokefart did not go to college, but inherited his father's craft and became a carpenter. To say that in today's world, it is not much less difficult to find a really good carpenter than to find a clean official, and the woodwork in people's homes used to need to find a carpenter to do, and now all of them are mechanized production, but the carpenter industry has not declined because of this, but has become more high-end, because those rich people will not be satisfied with the furniture in their homes that are the same assembly line as other people's homes. More and more people are beginning to like handmade things, which also makes the cigarette fart make a lot of money.

With money, naturally many girls fell in love with the cigarette fart, and there were more people who introduced him to the object, but none of the cigarette farts responded, he said that he didn't want to find a girlfriend anymore, and it was enough to have Liu Xiaohua. When he wanted to vent, he spent money to find those bitches. Oh no, it should be called a stumbling woman now. I asked him if he had a free girl, why did he look for someone to spend money, he just gave me a blank look and said: I don't know the darkness of the night during the day, find a free one, you have to serve her, find someone who spends money, you are the uncle, even if she is unhappy, you have to pretend to be cool for you.

I can't agree with the logic of the cigarette fart, but I didn't think to refute it, after all, it takes capital to be a wanderer like me, at most when I go to the toilet, I stare at his little cigarette fart with the blind man, and then tell him to remember to bring TT, don't come back with a rotten cauliflower or something, otherwise the little cigarette fart will become fireworks.

Heartless days, always happy and comfortable, but, suddenly one day, the smoke fart disappeared, his family reported the case, through my father's relationship, launched a city-wide search, as a result, the smoke fart was not found, but Liu Xiaohua took a man to the public security bureau to surrender.

The man is Liu Xiaohua's boyfriend, she said that she went to celebrate a good sister's birthday that day, they jumped in the Di bar for half the night, the weather was hot, and they wore very cool, small short skirts, crop tops, but on the way home, they happened to meet the cigarette fart who came back from work. That day, Yanfang had just finished a set of top-notch furniture for a family in the city, and walked home after eating and drinking.

I don't know if it's because of the humiliation over the years, or because Liu Xiaohua is dressed too coolly, or because the wine is strong and courageous, and the cigarette fart carrying the axe pushes Liu Xiaohua into the alley next to her, ready to renew the relationship with her. At this time, Liu Xiaohua's boyfriend happened to come out to pick her up, and when he saw Yanfart pushing Liu Xiaohua into the alley, he rushed up and fought with Yanfart. How could he have the strength of a carpenter who does manual work all day long, and he soon fell behind, and in a hurry, he took out a fruit knife for self-defense, stabbed the smoke fart a few times, and then dragged Liu Xiaohua away.

The police found some bloodstains at the scene identified by Liu Xiaohua, but the police searched through the area and could not find the person or body of the cigarette fart. I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect that after two years, the blind man and I actually reunited with our good brother Yanfart in this kind of place and on this occasion, is this a kind of happiness or a kind of cruelty?

At this time, the clothes on his body were already tattered strips of cloth, and his naked body showed no signs of decay, but with a faint dark blue. Although the two eyes were open, they did not have any brilliance, and the originally neat board size had turned into shawl hair, but they were all dry and straw-like. And his muscles that have been trained by doing physical work for many years are particularly eye-catching at this time. In addition, one of the cigarette farts held a rusty axe on his shoulder, and on the belt that had not rotted was a mummified human head.

"Smoke fart! You, how the hell did you become like this! I knew I wouldn't be able to get an answer, but I asked.

"Hmph, Shen Hao, do you want to know why? Don't you already know? He was stabbed, stabbed to death by his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, but, I found him before those policemen, this kid's body, except for the small thing, is really great, it is an excellent material, I originally planned to wait for the first day of the tenth lunar month this year to take away this group of corpse slaves secretly, but the three of you are so good that you don't die, but at this time, you just broke into here, just you are a layman, Zhang Qin's kid is also here, this corpse breeding place can't be hidden in the eyes of experts, then it's unbelievable, Let your good brothers send you on your way today! Uncle Wen's voice sounded very disgusting now.

"Old miscellaneous hair! I grass your ancestors for eighteen generations! Giving birth to a son without an asshole is an old immoral thing! You have a special kind of coming out to fight with Lao Tzu, I don't beat your old Wang Balamb into a rotten eggplant, I have your surname! "Anger, the anger that breaks through the brain, but this anger has nowhere to focus, and the old king doesn't even dare to show his face.

"Ho......" A living corpse that had just emerged from the dirt grabbed my trouser leg with its shriveled claws, looking like it was ready to go down the pole.

"Ho your sister! I'll ho your whole family! Ho your eighteenth generation ancestor! Picked up a stone from the ground and smashed it frantically at the living corpse who didn't know whether to live or die, "bang" The brain was splashed, and the whole head was smashed flat, but I didn't mean to stop at all, my eyes should have been red, I was venting, and I was venting that damn living corpse as Uncle Wen's old miscellaneous hair!

"That's it! Toad! Don't go crazy, it's useless for you to smash it into scum! "The blind man grabbed me from behind and dragged me away from the dead corpse. I kept waving the rocks, I kept struggling, I didn't even know what I was struggling with, but I just wanted to go crazy, I just wanted to vent, or ...... I don't want to fight my former brother to the death, even if it's a second late......

"Shen Hao, is it enough to go crazy? Then, let your brothers, send you two on your way! The corpse soul is in the ground, all things are impermanent, and the spirit is driven by different methods, and it is as urgent as the law! Chi! ”

With Uncle Wen's ethereal voice, the living corpses who were still roaring around moved one after another, whether they were walking or crawling, they all gathered towards the three of us, and Yanfart, my former brother, put the axe off his shoulder and lifted it upside down in his hand, and there was no emotion in his eyes at all. With a "Putts", a head rose to the sky, and the smoke fart cut down a living corpse in front of him, and strode towards the three of us.