Today, Xiao Yechen, Xia Yang, and Leng Ruochen, the three "incompatible" people, walked together for the first time, and they chatted quite happily, they all seemed to have forgotten their past hatred.

Xiao Yechen walked unhurriedly, and suddenly, he asked Xia Yang and Leng Ruochen, "Do you have any girls you like?" Xiao Yechen didn't know why he remembered to ask Xia Yang and Leng Ruochen this inexplicable question.

Leng Ruochen replied without thinking about it: "Yes!" ”

Xia Yang replied honestly: "I also have a girl I like!" Xia Yang felt that this sentence was inappropriate, and said again: "It's not like, it's love." ”

The words like and love are both abstract, and there is a big difference between the two:

Like is like, it is a kind of good feeling, a kind of interest.

Love is love, it is a kind of longing, a kind of attachment.

Xia Yang asked Xiao Yechen rhetorically: "Xiao Yechen, who do you like?" You can ask us that question, it means that you have a girl you like, right? You have to tell the truth! ”

Xiao Yechen didn't deny it, nodded, and said, "Well, yes, I also have a girl I like......

Xia Yang and Leng Ruochen were both interested, and asked in unison, "What's the name of the girl you like?" Isn't it from our class? ”

Leng Ruochen deliberately provoked: "What girl can't be handled by you Xiao Dacao?" Back then, when you first came to the third class, the girls surrounded you tightly! ”

Xiao Yechen smiled lightly: "You tell me the name of the girl you like, and I will tell you the name of the girl I like." ”

Xia Yang and Leng Ruochen both kept their mouths shut.

Before they knew it, they had walked to the school gate......

There was an old man sitting in the guard room next to the school gate, and the old man waved his hand at them in a friendly manner and asked loudly, "Students, how tall are you?" ”

The sentence "Classmates, how tall are you" made Leng Ruochen, Xia Yang and Xiao Yechen listen to "Classmates, you have done a good job". Poor "Gao Ji" was heard by them as the Internet term "Engage Ji", which means "gay men".

This can't be blamed on the three of them, the old man is from Shandong, he speaks with a little accent, and he doesn't distinguish between flat tongues.

Leng Ruochen was embarrassed, and hurriedly explained to the old man: "Old man, we like women!" ”

The old man was confused when he heard it, thinking that Leng Ruochen didn't hear what he was asking, and the old man repeated what he just said: "Students, how tall are you?" ”

Xiao Yechen, Leng Ruochen, Xia Yang is embarrassed.

Xia Yang explained: "Uncle, we don't do it, we like women, don't talk nonsense." ”

The old man was helpless, and repeated what he just said: "I'm asking you how high you are!" ”

It's very sad, "I'm asking you how high you are" was once again heard by the three idiot men as "I'm asking you to get a foundation"......

Xiao Yechen made a fuss and yelled: "We all said that we don't do it!" ”

The old man looked innocent and asked, "Did I ask you if you were the first, second or third year of high school...... What are you three yelling at me! Bullying me was from the countryside, wasn't it? ”

This time, Xia Yang and the three of them heard the old man's words clearly, and suddenly realized......

An old man from the countryside, what kind of Internet language does he know - "engage in base"? Why didn't the three of them think of it?

Xia Yang hurriedly apologized to the old man: "Old man, I'm really sorry!" ”

The old man was a little old and a little deaf, and he heard "Uncle, I'm really sorry" to "Uncle, it's really clean", and the old man asked, "What?" Do you have a cleaner? "Sorry" made the old man listen to "cleaning".

Three people are embarrassed.

Leng Ruochen couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly pulled Xia Yang and Xiao Yechen open the school gate and broke into the school.

Only the old man from the countryside was left muttering: "Cleaning? What's cleaning? I'm an old man, what kind of cleaner should I be? ”