Niu Gensheng came to Danxia and saw that the Yin and Yang Yuan Stone had nothing to say, and the magic of nature was breathtaking! The fairy said: "This is nothing to talk about!" "The Divine Cave Heavenly Machine, the infinite spring breeze, the heaven and the earth are thorough, the sun and the moon are shining! The essence of Yin and Yang rotates in one breath, the spring is white and snowy, and the painting night is endless! The blood of Bi is empty and helpless. Refining stones to make up for the sky, the sun and the moon are mysterious! The moon bing*, the sun sucks the yin! Life is 100 years old, how long can it be? Autumn spit color, civil war fights!

The image of the sun and the moon, the essence of white and black, the starry sky at night, the harmony of mountains and rivers! Taigong Hook Huang, with the god of water! The rain dragon soul is mixed, the water and milk are blended! The rain and snow are flying, including the spring thunder! The spring returns to the earth, and all things shine!

Niu Gensheng asked the fairy: "Why can one yin and one yang give birth to all things!" The fairy said: "The above is the essence of the fairy's endowment, nature is actually very single, there must be concave and convex, there must be bananas, there must be abalone? There are mussels, there are turtles! There is a cause and there must be an effect!"

Niu Gensheng asked: "Can that man have a big belly and give birth to a child?" The fairy smiled mysteriously and did not answer! Jiang Ziya said: "Don't ask a fairy this question, it's better to ask a Thai ladyboy or a small flower, even Venus can not answer such a childish question?"

Long Chunfeng straightened his big belly and said: "This is Niu Gensheng's masterpiece! It is much greater than the broken novel "Dream Journey" by Lingnan ghosts! "For example, all things are born in nature, there must be yin and yang, and yin and yang must be harmonious! It is not good to lack yin and yang! There is one less thing, and people still have the meaning of birds! Yin and yang attract is the highest enjoyment of life!"

Niu Gensheng said: "How can that tree or seahorse be hermaphroditic in production!" Rulai smiled and said: "This question is best asked to Sister Guanyin, some people say he is a man, some people say he is a woman, this is like a ladyboy and it is necessary to know how they live?"

The fairy sister said: "The fairy Fu is to remind people when to have fun, I am born to be useful, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, the spring breeze boldly to love the willows, the night rain people love flowers more!

Niu Gensheng seemed to understand, but he didn't seem to understand, and asked the fairy, "What should I do when the big aunt comes when the moon is full?" The fairy said: "When Hitler comes, he will do earth-shattering things in life!" Niu Gensheng: "What should I do when Cao Cao is here when I am doing serious things in life?" The fairy said: "Even Cao Cao has the horn!" Niu Gensheng laughed and said: "I don't want Comrade this great initiative that has set a precedent in history!"

The fairy said, "I told you to his daughter-in-law, Goddess Luoshui!" Niu Gensheng said, "This is Cao Pi's housework!"

The fairy said: "Strictly speaking, it should be Cao Zhi's!" Guanyin coughed twice and said: "Who it and doesn't it? Guanjian is the goddess of Luoshui who gives birth to a child like not falling into the water, which is commendable!"

The Jade Emperor was furious and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, that baby child is a fairy?" Jiang Ziya said: "Why don't you have his name on the Fengshen List!" Jiang Ziya said angrily: "The fairy is lagging behind! That child is a little prince! Even Sima Yi is afraid of him for three points!" Jiang Ziya sighed and said: "Three sentences are not separated from Sima Yi, I suspect that Lingnan ghosts and Niu Gensheng are both descendants of Sima Yi!" You are not allowed to say fairy fu anymore, the Lingnan ghost who makes the people and ghosts in the world tired of each other have re-written, I don't know what to do!" Niu Gensheng was angry and didn't dare to come out, and when he sang the rooster the world was white, there was a fairy there, and there was a demon girl?