To do white things, the process is almost the same, build a mourning hall, relatives see the ceremony, sing a big opera, a flowing water banquet, and the benefits of doing it all depend on the person who runs it.

In my opinion, Zhou Da is a person who eats this bite by nature, the words come casually, the personnel are organized, busy but not chaotic.

Compared with Lao Huang, Zhou Da's mouth is much better, and he can't dump him for more than ten streets.

Busy until the evening, the villagers dispersed, and it was the most critical moment of the day, the wake.

The old man was bitten to death by a dog at the door of his house, this kind of death is a horizontal death, and within the first three days, it is likely to return to the soul and deceive the corpse.

In order to prevent this, Zhou Da left a seal money, and after a few more words, he said goodbye and left, not wanting to be involved in the spirit guarding at all.

Lao Huang has always been stupid and stupid, since the old man's body was pushed out, he has been like this, not like he is overly sad, but like remorse.

The affairs of the Huang family, I can't understand it, it's weird everywhere, I originally thought it was Zhang Cuiyun and Zhou Da Lizi teaming up to stage a drama between Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing, but I didn't expect there to be a play in the play.

In the end, the matter of guarding the spirit fell on Zhang Cuiyun, she arranged eight people, all of whom were bold and broad-hearted, and put the sealing money into the old man's mouth.

In my opinion, there is nothing wrong with this process.

The wake is inevitably eating and drinking, otherwise it will be too difficult to endure the night, Zhang Cuiyun has done a good job in this, and all kinds of side dishes have been set on the table.

I always looked at everything coldly, Zhang Cuiyun was happy in his heart, and Zhou Da was suspicious, based on their performance alone, I can confirm that they will not make a move on Lao Huang in a short time.

At two o'clock in the morning, after staying up for a few hours, the drinking game was dispersed, and the game was held up for nearly five hours, which was somewhat slack.

Lao Huang has been in a daze, I stayed by his side, waiting for him to take the initiative to speak and tell me something!

Rhubarb seemed to sense something, and suddenly rubbed his head against my legs, and looked up at the door with those coffee-colored dog eyes.

I also looked out the door, it was pitch black, and I couldn't see anything, but suddenly I remembered a cough behind me, and I froze.

At the door were two tables of cards, and Lao Huang and I were sitting on the edge of the bed, with nothing behind us except the old man's body.

I turned my head slowly, and I saw that the old man arched upwards one by one, and the sealing money had already fallen out, and the originally closed eyes didn't know when they opened, and the inside was gray and cloudy, without a trace of brilliance.

"Whew!"

Rhubarb was the first to erupt, and like a frightened rabbit, he jumped up, ran and found that I was still where I was, and came back and bit my trouser leg and dragged me along.

Rhubarb is afraid, in the morning in Guanghua Community, it is also like this.

Rhubarb used to be intimidating, very fierce, never lost a fight in the village, and these days with me, I have faced the gray family fairy, the Huang family fairy, and the paper man, and I have never retreated once.

I believe that even if there is a bear in front of him, Rhubarb will dare to scare it.

But now, Rhubarb is scared, and there is no reason to be afraid.

"Deceived corpse!"

Rhubarb had a seizure here, and the players over there also found out that something was wrong, all of them were hairy, what a bold heart, and they all ran away with a throat.

"Dad!"

Lao Huang's reaction was a little unexpected to me, he threw himself on his knees and kowtowed to the end at the old man who was still arching upward.

"What the fuck!"

I was a little speechless, reached out and took off the amulet, and put it directly around the old man's neck.

The old man looked down, glanced at the amulet around his neck, and tore it off casually.

I'm a little confused, and this operation?

In fact, there will be an omen when the soul is returned or the corpse is defrauded.

The long-term lantern will go out when the soul returns, but the ever-bright lamp above the old man's head is burning.

Fraudulent corpse is borrowed gas, which means that there are small animals such as cats and dogs borrowed by the corpse, so that the corpse is briefly resurrected, and the cat and dog that are borrowed will die, and there is a big rhubarb dog in the house, and now it is still alive, which is not borrowing gas at all.

Neither belongs, so what's that?

"It's not that it's not enough, the time hasn't come!"

I was still dazed when a gloomy voice suddenly came from outside.

Hearing this voice, the rhubarb wilted even more, shrunk into a ball, and stuck his head between his legs, only exposing the back of his neck hair that was still trembling.

I was relieved that the Lord had finally shown up.

"Is that you?"

Hearing that voice, Lao Huang immediately came back to his senses, and his face was full of incredulity.

I turned my head and saw that it was the same bastard I had seen during the day.

"Is that you?"

I reacted the same as Lao Huang, why didn't I expect it to be him?

Didn't Lao Huang say that he soaked in mahjong parlors every day, and he was a bastard who only knew how to gamble?

Lao Huang was depressed, and muttered retribution vigorously in his mouth.

"There are five days to go until the first anniversary, I thought I could wait, but I didn't expect you to dare to come to the door?" He looked at Lao Huang gloomily, eager to eat Lao Huang alive.

I quietly moved sideways, avoiding the old man who had already sat up next to me, and lifted Lao Huang by the way.

"Aren't you very happy when you took the house and the money, how did you think of revenge?" I asked, wanting to stall for time, but my hand quietly reached into my trouser pocket and began to text Zhang Mo.

"Kill!"

He didn't talk nonsense, he suddenly roared, his body bowed, and he ran over like a dog with a mouthful of white teeth.

The old man also moved at the same time, pounced on Lao Huang, who was kneeling on the ground.

"Run!"

I gave the old man a kick, and dragged Lao Huang to run upstairs.

Lao Huang seemed to be stupid, he didn't dare to move, and looked at the guy who pounced more like a dog than a human in a daze.

Rhubarb is still pretending to be dead on the ground, on one side is the old man who has become a corpse, on the other hand, he is running over with his teeth like a dog, his fists are hard to beat with four hands, I barely dealt with it twice, and he was put aside, and Lao Huang was miserable.

One bit his arm, the other bit his ear, look at the ferocity, this is to bite him to death, just like biting the old man to death during the day.

"Ahh

At the corner of the stairs, Zhang Cuiyun showed his head, and after seeing the situation below, he screamed and ran back.

I want to scold my mother now, what the fuck is going on?

If you want to take revenge, it is most convenient to kill with a knife, and if you bite like this, unless you bite the point, you will not be able to die at all for a while.

The point is, why do you get involved with dogs every time?

I originally thought that the old man's son was also possessed by the dog spirit, but I tried several methods, but Mao didn't use it, and they always bit Lao Huang and didn't let go.

Lao Huang shouted hoarsely, struggling more and more violently, shaking violently, and was bitten off two pieces of meat, but the person took the opportunity to break free, stood up and ran away.

Before he could take two steps, he was pounced on by a dog and fell to the ground, and two more bites were taken on him, and the two of them really wanted to bite him to death.

"Stupid, hit the back of the head!"

I was in a hurry, I used all the methods to deal with the yin spirits recorded in the small book, none of them worked, but a playful voice sounded in my ears.

I hesitated for a moment, who was talking in my ear? Also, isn't this a way to deal with people, can it be useful?

"Hit the back of the head?" The voice sounded again, with a hint of anxiety.

This time, I didn't hesitate, and with the idea of a dead horse being a live horse doctor, I picked up a wine bottle on the table and slammed it at the back of my head.

With a bang, fall down, it's really useful.

I took another bottle, slammed it at the back of the other's head, and poured another one.

After picking up the wine bottle, I was completely stunned, when will the wine bottle be able to deal with the corpse?

"What are you doing in a daze, tie it up!"

The playful voice sounded again, and I immediately pulled Lao Huang up from the ground, beckoned him to tear the sheets on the funeral bed into strips, and began to tie people up.

Three times in a row, she pointed out to me at a critical moment, she should be the back hand left by Chu Mo, and the person who hooked my soul yesterday.

"Who the hell are you? Who the hell is it? ”

Tie up the person, Lao Huang sat on the ground and gasped for a few breaths, ignoring the wounds and pain on his body, he suddenly broke out, grabbed the collar of the old man's son, and slapped him a few times.

After a few slaps, he finally woke up the old man's son, he shook his head, his eyes gradually cleared, he didn't think about it, he bit down on Lao Huang's hand with his teeth.

Lao Huang was startled, shrank back suddenly, his face turned red instantly, and after earning two laps on the ground, he picked up the beer bottle and slammed it at his head.

There was another bang, the glass ballast scattered, and the dark red blood also flowed out, and the old man's son bared his teeth and let out a snoring sound from his throat, struggling to bite Lao Huang.

This posture is like a dog.

"Dog spirit possession?"

I couldn't tell the situation anymore, so I subconsciously took out a wrapped chicken throat from my pocket and raced it into the mouth of the old man's son.

"Hey, why are you so stupid, who told you he was possessed by a dog spirit?"

The playful voice sounded for the fourth time, and this time I finally heard it clearly, not in my ears, but in my heart.

"What is it that is not possessed by a dog spirit?" I muttered.

The three fires on this man's body were all extinguished, more like a dog than a human, not possessed by a dog spirit, could it be that he deliberately pretended to be a dog?

If so, then I have to admire, he pretends to be too similar!

"You're so stupid, no wonder it's been so long, you haven't coaxed Sister Chu Mo to bed, you deserve to be a virgin!"

With a hint of hatred that iron does not become steel, that playful voice sounded in my heart again.

I was choked by this sentence and almost fainted, what did I mean that I didn't coax Chu Mo to bed, where did I start?

I deserve to be a virgin, I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin, I'm proud!

"Sister Chu Mo is right, you are just a second fool, you have to make you suffer a little so that you can have a long memory!" That little mouth was like a machine gun, and it was shooting endlessly, constantly hitting me.

I opened my mouth, and I didn't know where to fight back, so I could only pretend not to hear, and pretend to stare at the old man's son, wondering what he was!

"Are you stupid, what are you pretending to be there, can you understand? You know that your mouth should be sweeter? You coax me, coax me, I won't tell you, it's hopeless! ”

The little mouth was still firing cannonballs, and it was like a swarm of bees buzzing in my head.

"Someone is here again, be clever this time, see how this girl treats him!" The little mouth stopped suddenly, leaving behind an inexplicable sentence.